Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[JJLiautaud]

A can't wait to see the audience he gets in his home state. In his own words, he's one of the most famous people in his city, so he should have, what, at least a few dozen fans lining up for autographs!

If i was in Wisconsin I would show up with a "Pay Quasi You Fat Pig" sign to all of his appearances.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

It was at the same con where all the payquasi cards were placed all over the convention center

Lmao I haven’t heard this one but would love to. Also have the original, unedited pics of Pat as he really looks.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

Imagine spending your day apologizing to every black Twitter user outraged by a fake racist message sent in your wife’s name. You can imagine him, hunched over for hours, frantically retweeting damage control as his OCD forces him to not stop for food or going to the bathroom.

Going to the bathroom would stop but Fatrick doesn't let anything get in the way of him eating his famous pepperoni

 

[John Andrews Stan]

My pepperoni has a first name
It’s B-L-A-C-K
My pepperoni has a second name
It’s C-H-I-L-D
Oh I love to eat it everyday,
And if you ask me why I'll say,
Cause Pat S. Thomas has a way with N-I-G-G-E-R-S

 

[AirdropShitposts]

That they actually did their job in showing up to investigate some manner of shots-fired incident, regardless of his prior reporting, when apparently they were supposed to......what, completely ignore it? I'm still not clear on what he, in his mental disease and defect, imagined they were supposed to do because he'd previously reported that he might be a "swatting" target... Regardless, that they actually took very reasonable steps to investigate the matter without charging in with an actual SWAT unit in and of itself probably sent him into a rage from the moment he realized there were police on scene - something he undoubtedly knew even before he opened the door.

They were supposed to be parading his stalkers in front of him for identification and for Patirck to make quips they all laughed at before they were sent to Gitmo.

 

[LetterlandMafia]

Piggy's sow is currently being dragged by black twitter (again):

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Woman Of Color twitter are so easy to wind up. When those messages land in their inbox they must feel like they’ve hit the jackpot, they finally have justification for a chimpout and by God they’re going to take full advantage.

 

[Ophelia]

Why sign the missives with Niki’s name and not Pat’s?

 

[Fwiffo]

This is my favorite patpic
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Oh hello Chris Chan

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Why sign the missives with Niki’s name and not Pat’s?

Good question. Also how is he finding all these instances where nobody even tags him? He has literally nothing going on in his life except Twitter-focused activities.

 

[Mr Moonface]

I notice that @Null has commented on the recent happening during his MATI. It's unreasonable to expect him to know everything about every cow on the site, but here are some notes:

- Pat never appeared on the OnA show. He tweeted that Norm wasn't funny in 2018 and the OnA Show ended in 2014.
- Pat owes Quasi $47k not $90k. But I'm honestly happy for you to keep saying the inflated figure.
- The audio wasn't from a body-cam, it was provided by one of Pat's neighbors. Apparently his entire neighborhood was awake and enjoying the show.

You did a good job capturing Pat's dynamic with the Milwaukee PD. Here's an email exchange between Pat and a local detective during 2020. We have this because Pat provided it to a fake Huffpo reporter (Pat thought he was about to start GamerGate 2.0 with a series of articles on internet trolling, but that's another long story).

The detective's response. Keep in mind this was during the 2020 riots, the entire city was being burnt down due to the George Floyd situation.

The best part:

The entire city was being destroyed and piggy wanted the cops to drop everything for him because his dumb lizard had died and people were taunting him about it.

 

[Liber Pater]

Traditional Publishing 101
"Are you an author looking to get published by a mainstream press or a fan of reading interested to know how the sausages get made?..."

Probably the only subject Fat Pat is qualified to speak on.

 

[Mr Moonface]

Credit to ToxicCisWhiteMaleTorque:

 

[John Andrews Stan]

The entire city was being destroyed and piggy wanted the cops to drop everything for him because his dumb lizard had died

Quite fitting that one of the cops in the masterpiece representation of Pat’s humiliation looks just like a certain Mr. Floyd:



Looks like this guy was hoping Pat didn’t recognize him as the nigger who came over to fart in Big Niki’s vagina but fled when he spotted Pat watching and tugging his Vienna sausage in the closet.

 

[John_Smith]

Piggy looks like an overweight vampire bat in the thumbnail. I think to make it more pig-like, give him floppier ears? Of course, Patso as a bloated bloodsucker is hilarious in its own right. What does he do with the fluids after he's made the pepperoni? Bathe in it a la the David Lynch version of Harkonnen? Not like our Piggy to let something go to waste. It's called a Bloody Mary for a reason, child.

Oh geez, he's making a George Floyd homunculus. That's what he's doing with the leftover bits and what he was up to when the cops came. They spoiled weeks' worth of work. No wonder he raged. He'll have to start over.

 

[JJLiautaud]

Piggy looks like an overweight vampire bat in the thumbnail. I think to make it more pig-like, give him floppier ears? Of course, Patso as a bloated bloodsucker is hilarious in its own right. What does he do with the fluids after he's made the pepperoni? Bathe in it a la the David Lynch version of Harkonnen? Not like our Piggy to let something go to waste. It's called a Bloody Mary for a reason, child.

Oh geez, he's making a George Floyd homunculus. That's what he's doing with the leftover bits and what he was up to when the cops came. They spoiled weeks' worth of work. No wonder he raged. He'll have to start over.

Hes actually building a flesh golem to destroy the source of his aTalkers. Its goung to end in tragedy with him getting ripped apart. Another reason why swatting is a bad idea.

 

[r00]

I notice that @Null has commented on the recent happening during his MATI. It's unreasonable to expect him to know everything about every cow on the site, but here are some notes:



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The detective's response. Keep in mind this was during the 2020 riots, the entire city was being burnt down due to the George Floyd situation.

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Im torn. While I appreciate Patrick getting the attention he deserves, I think its fucking hilarious that null barely knows who he is, even after he tried get him involved with his stupid lawsuit.

Lol at him calling them atalkers to the police. He is such a buffoon.

 

[Octavia]

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Boomia has claimed responsibility for the swatting.

In other news Owen A. Forums is saying it must be a KiwiFarms user and based purely on probability due to the number of users I’d agree with them. It could be some random faggot lurking either site though or boomia.

I just don't think it's anyone from the Farms. The Farms has a pretty ingrained DTTP mindset, so my thoughts are either a newfag nobody, boomia, an OnA poster, or someone unrelated who just looks at his info in the thread.

 

[AnOminous]

Double Post Tax: Torque's charred Beef Wellington he was so proud of that he had to post and boast.

That's so vile I have to post Cowboy Kent's Beef Wellington as a curative tonic.

 

[Picnic_Boy]

Lmao I haven’t heard this one but would love to. Also have the original, unedited pics of Pat as he really looks.

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I like how his big red cheeks are bursting in front of the plants.

 

[AnOminous]

I like how his big red cheeks are bursting in front of the plants.

After seeing these pictures, I am slowly coming to the belief that this man may be overweight.

The detective's response. Keep in mind this was during the 2020 riots, the entire city was being burnt down due to the George Floyd situation.

The very fact that Fatty fears being pulled over for DUI more or less confirms that drunken driving is in fact one of his proclivities.