Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[AirdropShitposts]

After seeing these pictures, I am slowly coming to the belief that this man may be overweight.

We shouldn't jump to conclusions but has any evidence ever been produced to the contrary? If every scientific model ever produced returns the results "Patirck S. Thomas is fat" then you start to get suspicious.

 

[Autism Spectroscopy]

We shouldn't jump to conclusions but has any evidence ever been produced to the contrary? If every scientific model ever produced returns the results "Patirck S. Thomas is fat" then you start to get suspicious.

Spoiler: Bored and tired spergy time

Provided, this is not so rigorous, but in a Mathematical analysis 3 course I attended, we once approximated a volume of a cow by using a rectangular box, which has a rigorous base.

Patrick is a lolcow, therefore we can use this example for an extrapolation.

Due to Patrick's shape, I would argue, the use of the volume of a sphere formula would be a better match of the reality, and it let's us define his volume by only one parameter - radius.

A better solution would be to use a rotational ellipsoid, but I can't be bothered.

Just looking at the curves traced by his cheeks, body, and legs, and then fitting a proper sphere shows, that indeed,

Patrick IS fat.

 

[Mr Moonface]

If anyone is wondering why there are people still doubting that Pat was actually swatted, piggy tweeted this around 40 minutes ago:

Pat claimed that a bomb threat was called into a hotel hosting a convention that he attended a few months ago. It was 100% confirmed through the hotel and law enforcement that no bomb threat was made, yet he still insists that it happened.

 

[BoomerSperg1922]

If anyone is wondering why there are people still doubting that Pat was actually swatted, piggy tweeted this around 40 minutes ago:

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Pat claimed that a bomb threat was called into a hotel hosting a convention that he attended a few months ago. It was 100% confirmed through the hotel and law enforcement that no bomb threat was made, yet he still insists that it happened.

Pat never lies, child.

If he says a bomb threat happened, it happened. Even if the one who made it was himself while drunk and muttering about stalkers in his hotel room.

 

[ErnstJunger]

I'm new to the FatrickVerse and am truly impressed by this police recording. I've seen countless videos of people chimping out at police and yet I've never heard one quite like this. Telling the police to shut up, demanding they stop talking because he is still talking, the incoherent girly shrieks... I've only heard this tone taken by hysterical women who feel they are in a position of power over whomever they're shouting at. For a handcuffed adult man to be screaming like this, completely unable to contain his emotions, is absolutely bizarre.

 

[Homer Simpson]

Okay, so fatrick had beta rage, ralph had what can be described as reasonable with asking them not to shot his dog, and Metokur just started laughing and shilling hats.

I think fatricks was the worst reaction. Most entertaining, but his impotent anger really comes out.

 

[JOE_CUMIA_FUCKS_KIDS]

Can we please stop spreading the rumor that PATRICK S. TOMLINSON KIDNAPS AND RAPES BLACK BABIES THEN MURDERS THEM AND THROWS THEIR CORPSES INTO A MEAT GRINDER TO PROCESS INTO PEPPERONI? It's such a sick and disgusting thing to go around saying that PATRICK S. TOMLINSON KIDNAPS AND RAPES BLACK BABIES THEN MURDERS THEM AND THROWS THEIR CORPSES INTO A MEAT GRINDER TO PROCESS INTO PEPPERONI. The allegations that PATRICK S. TOMLINSON KIDNAPS AND RAPES BLACK BABIES THEN MURDERS THEM AND THROWS THEIR CORPSES INTO A MEAT GRINDER TO PROCESS INTO PEPPERONI have never been proven and are therefore libelous. Anyone going around saying that PATRICK S. TOMLINSON KIDNAPS AND RAPES BLACK BABIES THEN MURDERS THEM AND THROWS THEIR CORPSES INTO A MEAT GRINDER TO PROCESS INTO PEPPERONI is lying and could be sued by Patrick S. Tomlinson for libel. So please stop saying that PATRICK S. TOMLINSON KIDNAPS AND RAPES BLACK BABIES THEN MURDERS THEM AND THROWS THEIR CORPSES INTO A MEAT GRINDER TO PROCESS INTO PEPPERONI.

 

[Lead Sammich]

Lmao I haven’t heard this one but would love to.

It was the same con that this pic was taken at im pretty sure. Heres a link to the post that mentions them. Make sure to read the next/previous pages for context. Theres a lot more shenanigans at that con.

I just don't think it's anyone from the Farms. The Farms has a pretty ingrained DTTP mindset, so my thoughts are either a newfag nobody, boomia, an OnA poster, or someone unrelated who just looks at his info in the thread.

You gotta remember Nadolski was originally from the farms. Granted he was just a lurker/newfag, but still. If you just mean it prolly wasnt anyone who regularly posts in this thread i can agree with that. Cant speak for the rest of the farms tho.

Imagine spending your day apologizing to every black Twitter user outraged by a fake racist message sent in your wife’s name. You can imagine him, hunched over for hours, frantically retweeting damage control as his OCD forces him to not stop for food or going to the bathroom. It’s like a parody of an existential nightmare.

I havent read any kafka, but i have been meaning to. From what little i do know about his stories, p@t seems like the best real life equivalent of a kafka character. Only difference might be that fatrick absolutely deserves the (sur)reality he has gotten himself into.

 

[artilleryfroth]

You gotta remember Nadolski was originally from the farms.

Are you sure? I thought he said he was from OnA and had never even been here until he registered to explain himself after the fact.

ETA: He went to Hooligans after exchanging text messages with Fatrick. That’s an OnA thing to do, not a Farms thing. The court transcripts confirm this.
Or are you just doing an OnA bit, where you’ll try to blame anybody who acts retarded on this site..?

 

[Lead Sammich]

Are you sure? I thought he said he was from OnA and had never even been here until he registered to explain himself after the fact.

ETA: He went to Hooligans after exchanging text messages with Fatrick. That’s an OnA thing to do, not a Farms thing. The court transcripts confirm this.
Or are you just doing an OnA bit, where you’ll try to blame anybody who acts retarded on this site..?

No, he 100% learned about patrick on this site as a lurker. He originally encountered him on twitter or something, came to the farms (from a link one of the imposters posted probably), and started fuckin with him over text while drunk as shit bc hes Polish. Then somehow he found out about OnA from pat accusing him or some shit, found out they were talking about him and went there and explained himself after the fact. He also explicitly told them he was on the farms first in his thread bc someone asked him that very question. But it was before the court date bc people over there helped him out with how to set up pat with lying about the text messages. He ended up staying there and never made an account here i dont think, idk if he still posts there.

Ill try to find the original story to clear it up exactly, but i remember seeing the posts from one of the rascals linking it here from there forum precisely bc people kept calling him an OnA dude and they wanted to make it clear he was from here first lol.

 

[bile demon]

Here's an email exchange between Pat and a local detective during 2020. We have this because Pat provided it to a fake Huffpo reporter (Pat thought he was about to start GamerGate 2.0 with a series of articles on internet trolling, but that's another long story).

"Hello officer, just a friendly reminder to smash that follow button once you're done arresting all the criminal atalkers and contact form felons, before you move on to gunning down the marauding packs of feral niggers currently razing the city, thanks. "

 

[justhereforments]

Are you sure? I thought he said he was from OnA and had never even been here until he registered to explain himself after the fact.

ETA: He went to Hooligans after exchanging text messages with Fatrick. That’s an OnA thing to do, not a Farms thing. The court transcripts confirm this.
Or are you just doing an OnA bit, where you’ll try to blame anybody who acts retarded on this site..?

What a fag. He himself said that he found out about Patrick from here and only found OnA forums afterwards. No wonder they talk shit about the people here.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

We shouldn't jump to conclusions but has any evidence ever been produced to the contrary? If every scientific model ever produced returns the results "Patirck S. Thomas is fat" then you start to get suspicious.

Despite the ongoing replication crisis plaguing nearly every field of science, the field of Patology remains rock-solid and scandal-free, as every study confirms unequivocally that Patrick is fat.

 

[artilleryfroth]

No, he 100% learned about patrick on this site as a lurker. He originally encountered him on twitter or something, came to the farms (from a link one of the imposters posted probably), and started fuckin with him over text while drunk as shit bc hes Polish. Then somehow he found out about OnA from pat accusing him or some shit, found out they were talking about him and went there and explained himself after the fact. He also explicitly told them he was on the farms first in his thread bc someone asked him that very question. But it was before the court date bc people over there helped him out with how to set up pat with lying about the text messages. He ended up staying there and never made an account here i dont think, idk if he still posts there.

Ill try to find the original story to clear it up exactly, but i remember seeing the posts from one of the rascals linking it here from there forum precisely bc people kept calling him an OnA dude and they wanted to make it clear he was from here first lol.

So he’s not originally from the farms then. He found Fat on Twitter or somewhere, read up on him here, and never joined.

 

[Mr Moonface]

New artwork from HandsomeTorque, titled 'Pig in the Pen'.

Spoiler: Probably NSFW because of some big ol' tiddies

Any members of the old OnA sub might recognize the bearded gentlemen reading the Quran in the background.

 

[SixPennyWalnut]

So he’s not originally from the farms then. He found Fat on Twitter or somewhere, read up on him here, and never joined.

Not that it matters as we’re splitting hairs but when asked where he came from. He said he lurked here with a new account and found Pat’s thread, he only joined ona after the fact,

I think we can all agree swatting is gay and nobody should do it. Pearl clutching and cherry picking what is and isn’t acceptable to laugh at is a bit gay.

 

[Lead Sammich]

So he’s not originally from the farms then. He found Fat on Twitter or somewhere, read up on him here, and never joined.

Like @SixPennyWalnut said, we are basically splitting hairs. It doesnt really matter where he learned about the shit, if the cops think or the general public think he was a part of some community they are going to blame that community. Which is why i was just clearing up that he decided to do the shit on his own. Lots of people in this thread are accusing him of being a rascal and that makes the rest of them look bad. Im just an infrequent lurker over there but they dont deserve to be blamed for the actions of a drunk (albeit big dicked) polack, especially when hes tried to clear the air himself about it lmfao. Just like the farms doesnt deserve it, but im a bit autistic and just wanted to correct the details for ya.

And my main point is that once he joined the community he realized how what he did was pretty fuckin stupid lol. While most people seem to think he did that shit  because he was a member of it.

 

[Pat's Pointer Finger]

When's killakuhn due out of prison for petty theft and killing his son? I assume all the joy has gone out of his life but he would be great to have back on the squad

 

[Mr Moonface]

When's killakuhn due out of prison for petty theft and killing his son? I assume all the joy has gone out of his life but he would be great to have back on the squad

Eligible for parole in around four more years, I think.

 

[Associate Rick]

Piggy's sow is currently being dragged by black twitter (again):

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"Yours in Christ" gets me everytime.