Prison Letters 7/28-7/29/22- Post trial bribe letters

What's the deal with Eels? What's he trying to gain out of his association with Chris?
He's a retard who jerks his dick to cartoons that helena scribbles for him in discord and gets dopamine from reddit updoots. He's legitimately retarded. Anyone who takes shit chris says at face value and thinks chris won't dox him accidentally or on purpose is a drooling smooth brain faggot
 
what if they're just lying about the letters for attention?
I don't know, this has all the hallmarks of a buffoonish plot hatched by Chris as he sits in jail.

Mmm yeah, I'll get her measly debt paid off and then her house, and send one of my weens after her and that'll convince her to go into a home.
 
GET THAT OLD BITCH BARB
OUT OF MY HOUSE
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NOW NOW NOW
 
Kengle has finally uploaded the letter he received from Chris.
Summary by him:
Here is a rundown

Appreciative of the open-hearted kindness of all of her supporters over the years.

Claims that over 100 people have written her letters.

Names and addresses will remain private

Claims to have heard the billions to infinite prayers of all well-wishers that have prayed for her safe return to the Sonichu Temple for Barbara’s health and well-being and envisions a reunion between her and Barbara.

Claims to have known in advance that she would be separated from Barbara long before the events of July 30th 2021 as well as her eventual car accident

Mentions about saving her soul and guiding it to the Rosechu body from her human body. Mentions her human body is stubborn and continues to live on in the Sonichu Temple with “Redneck” who refuses to leave.

(My interpretation of this paragraph is that she is waiting for Barbara’s human form to croak on her deathbed so she can guide Barbara’s soul to its Rosechu body)

Barbara’s dementia has progressed to the point where she is in a zombie-like state.

Has a restraining order against her going back to the Sonichu Temple because Barbara is still there and CWC is not a happy camper over this and wishes for the one last in-person visit with her and wants your prayers over this.

More happenings on the timeline I guess that are indicative of coming prophecies

WW3 between Russia and the Ukraine

Virginia had a cold Spring with snow in April.

Record breaking heatwave

Mentions again that she wants to return home to the Sonichu Temple and get things in order. Hopes you will keep her in your prayers for her to return home to the Sonichu Temple with or without Barbara there.
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say what? where is the evidence for this (besides the very vague creepiness Barb has always evinced towards Chris)
It's stupid. She had plenty of opportunities to fuck him, but not even she was that disgusting. She was just a clingy old lady who was desperate.


That's my favorite quote of the month. Wokeness is why Chris is in this problem in the first place. Always being coddled by pearl-clutching, soy guzzling, Biden/Bernie voting lunatics.
 
Jesus it seems like Chris is just getting more and more reprehensible by the day. Not enough to rape a woman, but you've gotta throw her out her home next? Chris is the ultimate example of don't mistake weakness for kindness. He's too much of a pussy to commit most crimes, not too much of a moral person.
 
I have to take a moment to laugh about how easily Chris turns on his own mother. I mean Barb is a pretty crap mother but she is still his mother, and now not only did he rape her but he also just wants to dump her off in some shithole to die so he can have the house. I definitely hope she lives many more years and Chris suffers for it.
 
The NCO expired months ago.

I’m not easy to rile up, but this repulsive raping retard is getting on my nerves. Barb, his victim, knows that nursing homes are where people go to die. And Chunky has the gall to ask people to badger her out of her home on his behalf? Eat a dick, Chris. Choke on it.

(What does Eels mean by “fortune favors the brave” in this context?)
 
Kengle has finally uploaded the letter he received from Chris.
Summary by him:

I have a feeling we're like one packet of ramen away from Chris hatching a plot to get someone to push her down the stairs or something so she can "ascend".

Though this is some pretty crazy cope for Chris to come up to handle her eventual death, and the fact that he really doesn't like her in her "current" form.
 
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