Polissa Snow / CatLadyPolissa / SouthernCatLady1983 / PolissaCampbellArt / Campbells Home for Wayward Cats and Josh Campbell / Wade Parker - E begging munchie Artist, Renaissance Woman, Cat Lady 🖖 and her hot headed husband that collectively killed over 30 animals. One has a 20 year old yeast infection, another shits in bags

How long will Polissa last at her new apartment?

  • <1 month

    Votes: 4 4.5%
  • 1-2 months

    Votes: 22 24.7%
  • 2-4 months

    Votes: 20 22.5%
  • 4-6 months

    Votes: 33 37.1%
  • >6 months

    Votes: 10 11.2%

  • Total voters
    89
  • Poll closed .
I was just thinking about Polly and her hysterectomy…it’s totally going to get infected isn’t it? She’s got that long term yeast infection, it’s hot, her ac sucks and she’s got a body full of rolls.
And not to mention a house full of eleven cats' shit

Edit: forgot to paste the quote, but in response to the above comment re: post surgical infections.
Beyond a doubt she's not going to look after her surgical wounds sites properly. Mainly because she's a grubby, manky bush pig who doesn't bathe, but also because she's going to look at the wounds and think, "They're so small, they don't need cleaning or anything like that." Even though with keyhole surgery, the wounds may be small but they literally go all the way through your flesh down to your guts, and you do not want those getting infected. I have no doubt that no matter how much the doctors and the nurses beg, she's going to utterly refuse any form of instruction on aftercare.

It's going to be interesting how she milks her pain for gain after the surgery. I remember when I had keyhole surgery it was incredibly painful, and it took a good three or four weeks for the pain to fully subside. Polissa can't stand any form of discomfort or irritation (besides a yeast infection). How is she going to cope with severe, genuine pain?
 
Polissa: "I'm demi sexual"

So Polissa is not only fake indian but also fake queer. Lovely.

And yeah, she's totally gonna get an infection. Whether it's from her lack of hygiene or her intentionally getting it infected for more hospital stays is the question for me. Maybe the answer is both. She may even try to sue the hospital over something dumb, I dunno.
 
View attachment 3541673

I've seen Polissa's receipts so I'm just thinking "the audacity of this bitch." If she can't even afford gas or basic food staples after buying brand name, then she really shouldn't buy brand name, and especially in the quantities that she buys them in. Polissa is a cow for many reasons, and her claiming she needs to buy 4 12 packs of Mello Yello since it's a liquid diet to her is one of them.
I don't think anyone begrudges people on welfare the odd treat every now and then. What Polissa is doing is more akin to a Nazi experiment to test the limits of the human pancrease. I can't recall a single time she's eaten a healthy meal ever. It's always sugary shit, or prole chow like Jimmy Dean's breakfast bowls.

It's also fucking unconscionable to buy 30 bucks of weed knowing you need to fuel up the car soon, and that your husband will lose his job if you don't. Sure, it supposedly helps your pain or whatever, but it's not like she can't tough it out for a few days. She might know the meaning of deprivation but she doesn't have the first clue about sacrifice. She's never willingly chosen to go without something to get a benefit in the future.
 
This post is brought to you by my dog needing to take a shit at 5 am.

Screen Shot 2022-07-30 at 5.33.29 AM.png

Nice to know that Polly bought weed before gas and y'know, her dog's food. The thing that living creatures need to survive. The thing that she could've (and should've) bought herself instead of having a stranger do it.

Screen Shot 2022-07-30 at 5.34.05 AM.png

She really listed the coloring book as a need omg

Screen Shot 2022-07-30 at 5.35.40 AM.png

Polissa definitely got everything from the Wish Book as a kid

Screen Shot 2022-07-30 at 5.33.35 AM.png

Indeed, Alabama is one of the only states that does not have its own lottery. But it's still possible for Alabamians to go across state lines and get tickets. That being said, if Polly actually won there would've been a glorious chimpout over not getting the full billion and new, sudden "relatives" demanding money from her since she'd absolutely squeal about it on social media.

Screen Shot 2022-07-30 at 5.35.10 AM.png

Polissa: follow the science
Purdue: follows the science
Polissa: no no we need to pill push. also weed cures rabies

Screen Shot 2022-07-30 at 5.35.29 AM.png

Binge watching Stranger Things at 1 AM

Screen Shot 2022-07-30 at 5.34.13 AM.png

Eew.

Screen Shot 2022-07-30 at 5.34.41 AM.png

Gross.

Also if they only have one phone, then they took turns exchanging the phone/switching accounts for this exchange. WTF

Finally, and most horrifyingly (even moreso than two white trash hicks publicly thirsting for each other):

Screen Shot 2022-07-30 at 5.33.54 AM.png

That cat is probably much healthier even despite living by a dumpster on the grounds of not being in Polissa's hoard.

The reply:

Screen Shot 2022-07-30 at 5.33.45 AM.png

Even Josh is saner for once. Whew lad.
 
So the Amazon wishlist thing, like:

Yeah, okay, I have dumb wishlists full of stupid nonsense that consoomer brain thinks it 'wants' or "stuff that's cool that I'd have if I had like, billionaire money", or "stuff for the house three years from now", too. I get it.
Mine exists to save me buying stuff. I move it to the wishlist then later I look at the list and can't remember why I wanted it in the first place, or decide it's not worth the price, or just plain realize I don't need more junk. If it sat there for four months and I didn't even remember its existence, I just didn't really want it that much.
But Polly doesn't know what "wish" means. She just uses it as a gimmelist.
Polissa: "I'm demi sexual"

So Polissa is not only fake indian but also fake queer. Lovely.
I was wondering when that was coming. She's stacking all the keywords for more grifting power since she isn't oppressed enough as a cis het white lady married to a cis het dude. Who doesn't even pretend to offer anything in return. No shitty rambling videos, no crappy lopsided scribbles, no "graphic design"... She can barely remember to say the thank you her Momma taught her.

I'm torn between hoping Josh does a runner after the divorce and we get to watch her crash and burn, and hoping he stays and continues to contradict her lies on twitter until someone notices and says something. In a perfect world he'll do that first and then run away from the ensuing mess :optimistic:
I'm hoping he keeps torpeding her for now. Though now that he's allowed outside of the house on his own like a well conditioned Stockholm Syndrome sufferer, he could make a break for it with some equally white trash but maybe slightly less borderline girl at his work that he can impress with his gross feet and cheap weed. If so there will be very public, poorly spelled, white trash Facebook expose freakouts occurring left and right. I'm pretty sure it's in their DNA and they're always a sight to behold.
 
Mine exists to save me buying stuff. I move it to the wishlist then later I look at the list and can't remember why I wanted it in the first place, or decide it's not worth the price, or just plain realize I don't need more junk. If it sat there for four months and I didn't even remember its existence, I just didn't really want it that much.
But Polly doesn't know what "wish" means. She just uses it as a gimmelist.

I was wondering when that was coming. She's stacking all the keywords for more grifting power since she isn't oppressed enough as a cis het white lady married to a cis het dude. Who doesn't even pretend to offer anything in return. No shitty rambling videos, no crappy lopsided scribbles, no "graphic design"... She can barely remember to say the thank you her Momma taught her.


I'm hoping he keeps torpeding her for now. Though now that he's allowed outside of the house on his own like a well conditioned Stockholm Syndrome sufferer, he could make a break for it with some equally white trash but maybe slightly less borderline girl at his work that he can impress with his gross feet and cheap weed. If so there will be very public, poorly spelled, white trash Facebook expose freakouts occurring left and right. I'm pretty sure it's in their DNA and they're always a sight to behold.

Why the fuck does she care what the student health center at Purdue does? She couldn’t have less in common with a Purdue student.
 
I'm hoping he keeps torpeding her for now. Though now that he's allowed outside of the house on his own like a well conditioned Stockholm Syndrome sufferer, he could make a break for it with some equally white trash but maybe slightly less borderline girl at his work that he can impress with his gross feet and cheap weed. If so there will be very public, poorly spelled, white trash Facebook expose freakouts occurring left and right. I'm pretty sure it's in their DNA and they're always a sight to behold.
Don't forget that he's probably not that smart and definitely not that motivated. Polissa has shown her willingness to support him via grifting as he lazes around and claims he's too sick to work, and in recent developments, has scored herself a "free" (haha!) house. She's a meal ticket to a parasite like him. A horrible, horrible meal... but he's not the discerning type.
 
I thought the same damn thing! That’s 3.85 a gallon! She’d absolutely die if she had to pay what a lot of us do for gas.

Gas in my area is sold by the litre, not the gallon, because leafland.

After some math (4L = 1 gallon) and currency conversion, the cost where I live is about ~$6 USD per gallon. $3.85/gallon is cheap af with how it is right now.
 
Wages are often lower where gas and food costs are lower. Too many people moving in from out of state and being in shock at how "affordable" everything is (and how shitty it is there and "why would anyone choose to live here?!" etc) and willing to pay more then fuck up the local economy. Just something to consider.

It doesn't apply to Polissa because she doesn't fucking work and it won't apply to Josh because he won't stick with it long enough to matter, but have a tiny bit of my salt about it all anyway.
 
Jumpin' on with A-Stump. Won't PL much, but that's the price for Tier 1 gas where I'm at.

Back on topic, where the fuck did this mongrel fill? M'thinks she's buying top tier gas. Namely because if she has a 13 gallon tank, the gas tap is usually 0.5-1 gallon above the bottom of the tank (aka: she would be able to put in a maximum of 12.5 gallons, maybe 12.8 if she actually tops off and fills the fill line as well). I don't think Polissa's got the tenacity to sit by her car and gently squeeze every drop of gas into the tank she can, so she likely hangs up the nozzle after it clicks off. So it's more likely that she put 11.5 gallons (or less, if her car wasn't running on fumes) into her vehicle.
Screen Shot 2022-07-30 at 1.48.07 PM.png
Also, there's this.

Where the /fuck/ did she fill?
 
Jumpin' on with A-Stump. Won't PL much, but that's the price for Tier 1 gas where I'm at.

Back on topic, where the fuck did this mongrel fill? M'thinks she's buying top tier gas. Namely because if she has a 13 gallon tank, the gas tap is usually 0.5-1 gallon above the bottom of the tank (aka: she would be able to put in a maximum of 12.5 gallons, maybe 12.8 if she actually tops off and fills the fill line as well). I don't think Polissa's got the tenacity to sit by her car and gently squeeze every drop of gas into the tank she can, so she likely hangs up the nozzle after it clicks off. So it's more likely that she put 11.5 gallons (or less, if her car wasn't running on fumes) into her vehicle.
View attachment 3545482
Also, there's this.

Where the /fuck/ did she fill?
The only correct answer is that she lied. She probably put 5 gallons in and used the rest of whatever she grifted toward her "medicine." Just in case whoever gave her the money is following her, she had to make it sound like she's completely broke again. Plus she gets to bitch about Biden, so bonus.
 
Back