Someone makes a thread basically calling the IGN Mac board our tumblr forum, first fuckin reply!!!!
https://archive.is/qbmGG
"I lurk there, pretty much never post, but I can tell that spacekatgal is quite possibly the worst poster on IGN. I have one friend that owned a previous MacBook, and recently bought a MBP, we generally give him a ribbing for it, but he is otherwise a pretty normal guy. SKG is pretty much that prototypical, pompous Apple fan. She's the kind of person who buys pretty much any Apple product immediately when they're announced. I remember she posted once about trying out the Magic Mouse in store, not liking it, buying it anyway, and then basically forcing herself to like it. She bought the Apple AA battery recharger for God's sake. It recharges TWO AA batters! Just two! And it costs $30! How could you be so blind and stupid!
Tschus!"
Battery charger thread was of course the next stop on the rabbit hole,
https://archive.is/HUBSt
"You get 6 batteries with this set. Not a bad deal at all, considering it's Apple. The batteries themselves are suspiciously devoid of Apple branding - probably to avoid lawsuits.
I don't have any illusions about a single rechargeable battery purchase being better for the environment - but it will certainly stop me from constantly going through batteries. I might even try them in my Xbox 360 controller.
Not a bad product, but nothing stellar either. A solid $30 purchase so far. "
More tales from the crime beat,
https://archive.is/HQZNx
"I worked as a reporter all through college, and let me tell you - the MBA is your DREAM computer. I don't know what kind of stories you write, but I worked on the crime beat. It involved going down to court to look at records, driving all around town to interview people, making notes on who had been arrested at the jail. An MBA would have helped greatly. Also, I don't know how you take notes, but I would just open Incopy and type everything people were telling me. If your document crashes while you are on deadline, you are F-ed. You can't risk a cheap, low quality netbook. "
Crack reporter dishes the dirt on Apple's secret police,
https://archive.is/AZzAF
"Here's what I think happened.
Cops have cop friends. And police tend to live in their own world. When I was a crime reporter, I found most of the police I worked with to be fairly secretive. That's not a dig at them, I just think it's the culture of the profession. It's a high pressure job, and anything you say or do could end up in court.
So, I think Apple probably has lots of former police working for them in security. I think they were trying to track down this iPhone 5, and they called some of their cop friends. I think they showed up at this guy's house, said they were looking for stolen property, and asked if they could search the premises (without a warrant.) I think the guy said yes, and the police waited outside while the security team at Apple searched the house.
It explains why it's off the books for SFPD, it explains why the police were involved, it explains the lack of the warrant.
Is it totally legal? No. It's grey, but I think it's the way police operate. It certainly stinks a bit - but it's reality.
Bri"
An actual journalist claiming 7 yrs LA Times experience isn't having her shit in this one,
https://archive.is/7Y89O
"Really? As somebody who "used to work as a journalist", I would expect you would know the difference between writing a story on Apple, and buying stolen property. Again, I overestimate your deductive abilities, much like how you thought it was your Mac Pro that was crashing Photoshop. That was hilarious."
She wanted feedback on Rev 60 opening and got it,
https://archive.is/90g1F
"I'm saying the radial blur sticks out like a sore thumb, as does the line wipe below the title--it gives it a feel of a 1999 student film, i.e. something that lacks production value or effort. Do you really want your game to begin with that impression?"
Maybe this is how she absorbed her engineering powers,
https://archive.is/2UjTY
"I used to date a Cisco engineer. Dude was a chode. I have no care at all for their trademark wars.
Bri"