Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

Fatrick is a Kafka-esque bug that pulls himself back into the proverbial bucket of crabs rather than trying to escape, every single time. The only issue I have with Kafka is that he failed to properly describe the fatness of the Rick bug.
Kafka lived in turn of the century and still Austro-Hungarian Empire Prague, he couldn't have foreseen a future where someone could become as fat as Patirck S. Tomlinson.
 
I dunno, I feel like the description of the horror at the end of the Dunwich Horror fits Fatrick pretty well.

Call of Cthulhu has you covered:
such eldritch contradictions of all matter, force, and cosmic order. A mountain walked or stumbled.
flabby claws
mountainous monstrosity
slid greasily
There was a bursting as of an exploding bladder, a slushy nastiness as of a cloven sunfish, a stench as of a thousand opened graves, and a sound that the chronicler would not put on paper.
 
I'm not sure if you lovely folks are aware, but Patrick is very very fat. The closest thing to sex he gets is when nikki's vagina gets full of farts and he gets second hand farts right in his face. It's fetish, and i'm not much on kink shaming. He also has bologna tits.
 
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I wish I could post a full photo without doxxing myself, but we had a slideshow going and this one came up between songs so I got to turn around and say "hey, it's Patrick S. Tomlinson" to total silence from 200 people. It's crazy how even when people don't know who he is, his mere appearance is enough to suck the energy out of a room.
 
I wish I lived closer to Indianapolis (or really anywhere except where I do live really) because if I have to buy Fat's stupid book, it would be really fun to go have him sign it and maybe call him fat afterwards.
You should just print out a copy of 'In the Fat' and ask him to sign that.
 
It's truly one of the worst photos of him, especially because it's real and he posted it.

His weird "hip" sweater thing , he's too old and has no fashion sense to know how to wear this thing well. It's too tight. His moobs are on display. His weak little bird arms relative to his fat tits gut and head. No shoulders. His big fat head on top of his weirdly shaped body. The sad look at his plate of unappetizing looking food. Why would anyone share this and not immediately delete it
 
After watching the stream on Friday I must say that I'm shocked he wasn't fully arrested and charged with something like "disorderly conduct" or "disturbing the peace." People have been for much less, especially if they were drunk.

Had it gone on any longer he 100% would've lashed out physically and caught a charge, though.
 
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I wish I could post a full photo without doxxing myself, but we had a slideshow going and this one came up between songs so I got to turn around and say "hey, it's Patrick S. Tomlinson" to total silence from 200 people. It's crazy how even when people don't know who he is, his mere appearance is enough to suck the energy out of a room.
in what context would that photo be used in a slideshow for 200 people to see? some weight watcher seminar?
 
Its so weird if you compare his fashion to when he was with his first, not better wife.
Is that black eye from him beating the shit out of her?
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I wish I could post a full photo without doxxing myself, but we had a slideshow going and this one came up between songs so I got to turn around and say "hey, it's Patrick S. Tomlinson" to total silence from 200 people. It's crazy how even when people don't know who he is, his mere appearance is enough to suck the energy out of a room.
I love how that gay shirt really emphasizes his bitch tits, his gunt, and his resting bitch face.
It's truly one of the worst photos of him, especially because it's real and he posted it.
I like how people are constantly shooping pictures of him but almost no matter what you do to him it makes him look better because his actual self is a perfect example of a repulsive piece of shit.
 
Why would anyone share this and not immediately delete it
I think Mama Raven told Pat as a child that he was cute and he truly internalized it. You can tell by how he poses, and by how frequently he took selfies until the pests wore him down, that Pat believes himself to be a handsome, in shape, fit man.

Further proof, as if any were needed, that he is completely delusional.

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After watching the stream on Friday I must say that I'm shocked he wasn't fully arrested and charged with something like "disorderly conduct" or "disturbing the peace." People have been for much less, especially if they were drunk.

Had it gone on any longer he 100% would've lashed out physically and caught a charge, though.
It's called white privilege. If you didn't believe it existed before now, Rick is proof. Any black dude who did that would have had nine minutes of a cop kneeling on his neck.
 
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