Crime SPAM goes on lockdown due to inflation in NYC - “To put Spam in a cage is stupid — and kind of insulting to the customers that would buy it”

By Matthew Sedacca
July 30, 2022 2:32pm


It’s the nation’s crises in a can.

Inflation and crime have gotten so bad in Gotham that even cheap meat like Spam has to be locked up.

At Duane Reade’s store in the Port Authority bus depot, the shelf-stable product — only $3.99 a can — is now being stocked in plastic, anti-theft cases.

“I’ve never seen that before!” one cashier laughed while using a magnet to remove a can of Spam from its cage.

The cashier was among the employees, tourists and store regulars stunned that the iconic blue-and-yellow cans are now being kept under lock-and-key — some even poking fun at the sight as “a sort of Jeff Koons homage,” per one viral tweet.

Jenny Kenny, 43, who was visiting from Louisville, KY, was aware of the ongoing crime waves hitting cities like New York and San Francisco, but still couldn’t believe the sight of “so many things in boxes.”

“Some of these things are pretty ridiculous,” she said.

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As prices and crime skyrocket, New York City stores have taken to locking up staples like toothpaste and soap to prevent crooks from stealing and then hawking the products on the sidewalk or online marketplaces like Amazon and eBay.

Yet some shoppers were confused why Spam, along with $1.89 cans of StarKist tuna, was enclosed under plastic, while pricier foodstuffs like $5.49 cans of Amy’s soup sat unencumbered.

“To put Spam in a cage is stupid — and kind of insulting to the customers that would buy it,” said shopper Dennis Snow, 46.

Snow said he doesn’t think Spam is being stolen to “sell it for crack,” but rather because the homeless in the area are looking for a quick and easy meal.

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SPAM is locked up in a Duane Reade at Port Authority.William C. Lopez/NYPOST

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One shopper called the locked up SPAM “insulting.”William C. Lopez/NYPOST

“Someone is stealing this because they need it,” agreed Delia Kemph, a 28-year-old teacher.

Employees at the store said thefts have been surging over the past two-plus years, with one estimating a minimum of four shoplifters every evening shift.

“I don’t think they stop anything,” Iggy, 21, a store clerk, said of the anti-theft cases. “It’s security theater. If you really needed it, you would stomp on it.”

The employee’s complaints were prescient: At around 7 p.m. on Thursday, a man in a black tank top and gray sweatpants had an employee unlock the glass case for a $38 electric razor, and then bolted with the appliance past a yellow-shirted security guard and out the door.

With inflation out of control — the consumer price index spiked 9.1 percent in June compared to a year ago, even as President Biden this week refused to acknowledge the nation is in a recession despite the economy contracting two quarters in a row — emboldened thieves have found a ready market for discounted stolen goods among recession-weary consumers.

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The locked-up goods are supposedly due to a spike in crime amid rising inflation.William C. Lopez/NYPOST

Petit larceny complaints for the NYPD Midtown South Precinct, which includes the Port Authority bus terminal, have shot up 52 percent — to 1,771, through July 24 — compared to the same period last year.

Hormel CEO Jim Snee told analysts last month that prices for their legacy product were set to increase in late July to cover increased transportation, packaging and meat costs.

A spokeswoman for Walgreens, which owns Duane Reade, refused to say why Spam was locked down at this particular location, and that installing anti-theft devices is done “in response to theft data.”

Liz Tawfik, 57, a home health attendant, complained that the added security measures are hampering the once-smooth shopping experience — and annoying customers like herself.

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Many customers find the lockdown annoying.William C. Lopez/NYPOST

“If you’re gonna catch a train you wanna grab something quick, it’s not quick anymore,” she said. “You might as well have someone take your order at the door and get you what you want.”

Not all drug stores have put Spam under lockdown.

Two other Duane Reades and a CVS in the Times Square area, along with a Rite Aid and CVS in Central Harlem, sold their cans of Spam, cage-free.

Dariel Cepin, 23, an employee at a West 44th Street Duane Reade, said, “Here, we lock up ice cream.”

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And then those retards wonder why food deserts in their neighborhoods are a thing.

The existence of “real” supermarkets in New York City is close to Detroit-tier levels of “supermarkets are for the ultra rich and suburbanites”.

Like that kid who got fired for pointing out that his neighborhood had nothing but crappy overpriced convenience stores, NYC’s “bodegas” are cope for the bug people there.
 
For people unsure how these help stop the spam being stolen the case is likely set to trigger the store's alarms, it makes it too bulky to easily fit in most coat pockets, handbags etc. and it makes it 100% clear you did not come in with it unless you shoplifted it from somewhere else. Off the top of my head.

As for it taking time and therefore money to store them like this yes it does and they have still chosen to do so off their data. Which means the numbers show they're losing too much to theft so these are necessary.

It may potentially be overkill. But they would not be doing it unless they thought it would help.
 
The funniest part to me is someone from Kentucky laughing at NYC like it’s some weird backward hellhole, which it is. Having a Kentuckian laugh at you like you’re a rube has to be a wake up call, right?
You'd think, but they cope by saying how tough they are for being in New York.
For people unsure how these help stop the spam being stolen the case is likely set to trigger the store's alarms, it makes it too bulky to easily fit in most coat pockets, handbags etc. and it makes it 100% clear you did not come in with it unless you shoplifted it from somewhere else. Off the top of my head.

As for it taking time and therefore money to store them like this yes it does and they have still chosen to do so off their data. Which means the numbers show they're losing too much to theft so these are necessary.

It may potentially be overkill. But they would not be doing it unless they thought it would help.
The plastic boxes help, but it could be better to just have cardboard cards that you take to the counter so that the cashier calls for somebody to go into the back and take out the items.
 
One has to wonder what kind of cash they're putting down on these plastic cages for the product. Surely the time wasted putting every individual spam in one of these on top of purchasing them is not worth it.
I don't know how expensive they are, but by working retail I can tell you most stores have a bunch on hand in case they need to use them.

You get it? I said "case," it's a double meaning. Do you get it? Excuse the smell, I just cracked a funny.
 
The cages are expensive, yeah, but cheaper than losing product. Some grocery stores here now hire cops out of pocket because it's cheaper than losing shopping carts full of meat.
 
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One has to wonder what kind of cash they're putting down on these plastic cages for the product. Surely the time wasted putting every individual spam in one of these on top of purchasing them is not worth it.
Keep in mind these aren't single-use so we get to divide the expense across many transactions. If I were tasked with procurement for a store there'd be a few avenues I'd go down. If we had any kind of vendor for security, CCTV, or door scanners it'd be very simple to negotiate something like that as freebies. It might be something like "leasing" them from the vendor for a nominal amount on the invoice every month with the same total. I don't know the finer accounting details but it helps write them off eventually in the most effective way.

If those were no-goes there's definitely packaging suppliers involved that even a small store will spend 4-5 figures on a year. You can again leverage those relations into at least steep discounts on acquiring these. UPS/Fedex don't exactly broadcast it but there's effectively kickback programs for about 10:1 on your spending that can be applied to certain things. I know these cages would qualify for their general programs.

Going from dock to shelf you're going to have an employee hands-on with the product anyway. Stage these in the right spot and you're talking about maybe a couple seconds added for a minimum wage employee. Sure they'll bitch about it but they are going to always find something to bitch about.
either that or just bash the thing open with a rock. Y'know literally the very first thing our species learned to use tools for?
FYI a lot of cages will have dye-packs or ampules of indelible ink that will pop when you bash them open. Ruins the product and usually marks the thief.
 
This is what "defund the police" gets you.

Bonus game, go to an urban area and go to a suburban area and notice how the stores are locked up.

lmao the NYPD budget was $5.53 billion this year, up from $5.44 billion last year. NYC elected a cop for its mayor. When Biden gave out $1.9 trillion in Covid relief funds, he encouraged cities to give that money to the police. I can't fathom believing that the NYPD is underfunded, and it's simply not true that they've been defunded. This is life with them rolling in cash, and you're screaming for them to get more?
 
lmao the NYPD budget was $5.53 billion this year, up from $5.44 billion last year. NYC elected a cop for its mayor. When Biden gave out $1.9 trillion in Covid relief funds, he encouraged cities to give that money to the police. I can't fathom believing that the NYPD is underfunded, and it's simply not true that they've been defunded. This is life with them rolling in cash, and you're screaming for them to get more?
It's more like 'this is what a Soros DA does to a city.
 
Yet some shoppers were confused why Spam, along with $1.89 cans of StarKist tuna, was enclosed under plastic, while pricier foodstuffs like $5.49 cans of Amy’s soup sat unencumbered.

I'll give you a hint, soup is healthier and requires (a little) more effort to cook without ruining.
 
I don't really see how much this is going to prevent anyone from figuring out how to shoplift them. The cage really isn't that much larger than the product, even if it has an alarm it's unlikely security will be sent after them, and good luck on the cops. If it's mounted into the shelf, the whole thing it's connected to is plastic and anything significantly harder can be used to shatter that. This will be a preventative measure for a month max.
there are pretty much three kinds of shoplifters: organized bands of junkies, disorganized individual junkies, and opportunistic thrillseekers, mostly kids.

The different groups steal different things and there's different loss prevention strategies for dealing with them. One of the most popular of strategies for dealing with all three is shrugging your shoulders and saying "fuck it" and folding the loss into the cost of doing business.

Obviously this can become an issue when the first group gets really good at stealing enough high priced items and/or when you have a situation like in CA where they're emboldened by decriminalization.

But there's another issue, which is that people don't want to shop at or work at places where there's tons of shoplifting of stuff like toothpaste or spam or whatever other thing you'd think wouldn't be worth locking up.

Putting the spam in a plastic box is just a deterrent, but that's usually enough to change shoplifters' behavior, which changes the vibe of the store. thank you for coming to my ted talk
 
I wonder how long before you have to ring a bell to be let in to certain shops in large cities in the US. I've seen that overseas in high-crime areas. I've also seen the scenario where most of the valuable items in a shop are behind the counter with the cashier , and the cashier is protected by bullet-proof material.
 
You'd think, but they cope by saying how tough they are for being in New York.

The plastic boxes help, but it could be better to just have cardboard cards that you take to the counter so that the cashier calls for somebody to go into the back and take out the items.
Treating processed pork like video games is not something I had on my 2022 bingo.
 
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