What conspiracy theories do you believe in? - Put your tinfoil hats on

[The Ugly One]

My biggest issues with climate change, which I do acknowledge is a real problem, is that those who sperg about it the most keep making dramatic, Harold Camping-esque predictions that never come true.

They also get pissy and denounce you as a heretic when you propose actions that they don't like. For example:

• Hold China and India to the same environmental standards as the West
• Plant more trees to capture carbon
• Nuclear power
• Pointing out the contribution of urban heat islands to global warming
• Point out that the Green New Deal is counterproductive, as it requires fossil fuels to procure non-recyclable and often toxic materials to implement sources such as solar and wind
• Asking why the likes of John Kerry, Al Gore, and Barack Obama are allowed to lecture us on climate while living in beachfront mansions, flying around in private jets, and holding shares in oil companies.

They reject these out-of-hand because they don't fit their preconceived social engineering agenda. Which just proves that it's not about the earth.

I don't believe that burning coal in China is somehow "greener" than burning it here, makes me a conspiracy theorist I guess.

 

[Wormy]

I don't believe that burning coal in China is somehow "greener" than burning it here, makes me a conspiracy theorist I guess.

There are people who actually do?

 

[NoodleFucker3000]

I really do think the the over consumption of processed foods, candy and junk food in America is just another way to control the population. It's harder to rebel if you're too fat to walk.

 

[BiggerChungus]

Every major secret society, IE Freemasons, Shriners, Elks, etc., is either a Satanic cult, a pedo cult, or both, and exudes inordinate influence over local, national, and at times global affairs. A lot of lower-ranking members may not even be aware of it.

 

[The Ugly One]

There are people who actually do?

The Paris Accords more or less exempted China, so apparently Chinese CO2 is some kind of magical fairy gas that doesn't actually heat the planet.

 

[Wormy]

The Paris Accords more or less exempted China, so apparently Chinese CO2 is some kind of magical fairy gas that doesn't actually heat the planet.

Oh that sack of horse manure. Either that or they got lips tight on Chinese kawk.

 

[Da Grim Reaper]

I wouldn't say far-right, but I do believe that the Democratic system is fake

 

[Puff]

A number of these are by no means exclusively the domain of the FaR rIgHt

That's part of the joke. Most of them will get you labeled "far right" even if you're a literal commie otherwise.

There are people who actually do?

By implication through ignoring it and only focusing on Europe and America.

 

[The handsome tard]

Im not saying that the elites are holding us back technologically to achieve their controlled growth towards their "utopia" like engines ran on other things like water and even interplanetery travel buuuut...assuming that they were.

What would they be doing differently?

 

[Meat Target]

There are people who actually do?

No, China just get a free pass because Western oligarchs don't wanna lose their Baizuobucks they're a "developing economy with exciting new markets and innovation".

 

[teriyakiburns]

I know there are reasonable, logical explanations that use established "climate science", but what if that's logic based on fraud or "misunderstanding" like so many other "established" science is being outed as atm? We've been told not to trust our lying eyes so much, that everything is worth scrutinising.

The effect of ENSO (along with other cyclic weather patterns) is something they try to minimise when they're pushing climate change hysteria. It's starting to fuck with their projections.

 

[Hongourable Madisha]

That's part of the joke. Most of them will get you labeled "far right" even if you're a literal commie otherwise.

Oh that's me, and most of the "old left". It's particularly funny when liberal postmodernist SJW types come up to us on pickets and things and expect us to give a fuck about Twitter or pronouns or whatever they're into this week. Then they start throwing a tantrum and malding about "You're just Stalinists/red brown alliance/not real leftists like us" etc. Sad!

No, China just get a free pass because Western oligarchs don't wanna lose their Baizuobucks they're a "developing economy with exciting new markets and innovation".

That, and the West de-industrialised to fuck over the working classes and prioritise finance capital and now has no manufacturing base, but still needs someone to make shit, so the oligarchs outsource it to China.

 

[Wormy]

Oh that's me, and most of the "old left". It's particularly funny when liberal postmodernist SJW types come up to us on pickets and things and expect us to give a fuck about Twitter or pronouns or whatever they're into this week. Then they start throwing a tantrum and malding about "You're just Stalinists/red brown alliance/not real leftists like us" etc. Sad!

Just tell them "Okay, fucker, just keep on destroying everything the old left worked for and took ass whuppings for."

 

[The Ugly One]

Oh that's me, and most of the "old left". It's particularly funny when liberal postmodernist SJW types come up to us on pickets and things and expect us to give a fuck about Twitter or pronouns or whatever they're into this week. Then they start throwing a tantrum and malding about "You're just Stalinists/red brown alliance/not real leftists like us" etc. Sad!


That, and the West de-industrialised to fuck over the working classes and prioritise finance capital and now has no manufacturing base, but still needs someone to make shit, so the oligarchs outsource it to China.

we need more clean whatever to have the future
ok but we need to make it from steel
we can't make the steel here
we'll just make the steel in china
the chinese will burn coal with no filters and dump waste straight into the ocean
this is green energy
this is science

 

[Nikolas_Zijlstra]

I believe the Jews when they say they are loyal to their own and not to the gentiles or gentile countries and governments.

 

[Hongourable Madisha]

Just tell them "Okay, fucker, just keep on destroying everything the old left worked for and took ass whuppings for."

That is one conspiracy theory I believe, that the CIA niggers push all this Woke shit for exactly that purpose. I don't think the wokelords all glow (Bellingcat and a bunch of other "independent" "left" sites do), but I think most of them are the sort who want to be right-on political activists and they've fallen for a lot of manipulation to distract them from actual causes. If they put half as much energy into muh pronouns as they did into workers' rights, we'd already have the "fully automated luxury communism" they sperg out about but do nothing to make happen.

 

[Zagrim]

this is something i suspected and is ACTUALLY OBJECTIVELY TRUE

major world events coincide with major wow patches:


battle for azeroth


september 2018 season 1- us withdrawal announced from syria
january 2019 season 2- Venezuela chaos
july 2019 season 3- hong kong protests
january season 4- covid start




Shadowlands

season 1 start: december 2020- us election
season 2 start: july 2021- crash of bitcoin
season 3 start: february 2022 russia invasion of ukraine
season 4 start: august 2022 serbia/kosovo war just started right now


fuck this gay earth im out for real now leave me alone

 

[Fek]

Hyperborea is real and us Aryans originated from outer space which is why we still strive for the stars and the natural Aryan faith is a solar faith.

I'd heard this elsewhere, which is typically correlated (as I've seen it, at least) by the idea that every single civilization claimed to have been developed by Aryans contains faiths/beliefs that involve sun worship. This persists today through certain sects of Christendom, even.

Do you have any material you could link on the subject?

Earth is hollow and contains an inner sun in its center. The civilizations of the inner world are much more advanced than ours. One of the most prominent access points to the hollow earth is in Antarctica.

This reminds me of something I stumbled across not too terribly long ago. A Freemason displays (what one can surmise is) his order's view of Earth:

Perhaps not quite what you had in mind, but similar ideas are present here.

Hitler was an incarnation of the Aryan racial spirit and possessed by Wotan. The artist Franz von Stuck predicted His coming in his painting of Wotan leading the wild hunt, which he finished in the year of Hitler's birth. In this painting, Wotan looks exactly like Hitler.

Was this the painting? I'd give it a vaguely similar appearance, sure.

You have anything else to share? You've piqued my interest.

 

[Vril-Dame vom Aldebaran]

I'd heard this elsewhere, which is typically correlated (as I've seen it, at least) by the idea that every single civilization claimed to have been developed by Aryans contains faiths/beliefs that involve sun worship. This persists today through certain sects of Christendom, even.

Do you have any material you could link on the subject?

There are some good videos on ancient Aryan culture and religion, as far as we've been able to reconstruct them, by SurviveTheJive.
This one is probably the most relevant when it comes to the origin of solar cults:

Solar cults were also common in Aryan (and Aryan-adjacent) population groups and polities throughout ancient history. Apollo was an important god for Greece and Rome, but the sun gained even greater importance in the late Roman Empire when Sol Invictus (the unconquered sun) became the "main" god of Rome. The earliest forms of Imperial Christianity (what Constantine introduced as the state religion) also borrowed many elements from the Sol Invictus cult. The Zoroastrianism of Persia is very solar in spirit too, and uses sacred fires as an object of worship (fire is also very closely related to the sun). Even the gothic cathedrals of high medieval Christianity had solar elements in their architecture: the tall stained windows were designed to let in large amounts of sunlight that would bathe the interior in dazzling colors.

There are two major types of faith: the solar, which is directed at the sun, the sky, the stars. Upwards. Man comes from and strives towards the heavens.
And the tellurian, the earthbound, which is directed to the earth. Downwards. Man comes from the earth and returns to the underworld in death.

Many religions contain elements of both, but Aryan conceptions of the cosmos are generally solar in nature.

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Was this the painting? I'd give it a vaguely similar appearance, sure.

You have anything else to share? You've piqued my interest.

It is this painting, yes.

I can recommend some literature, but much of it is complicated and requires some familiarity with esoteric concepts before you can fully understand it.
Miguel Serrano's NOS: Book of the Resurrection is the most important, in my opinion. But it is difficult to understand as it wraps its meaning in many, many layers of allegory.

 

[The handsome tard]

Oh that's me, and most of the "old left". It's particularly funny when liberal postmodernist SJW types come up to us on pickets and things and expect us to give a fuck about Twitter or pronouns or whatever they're into this week. Then they start throwing a tantrum and malding about "You're just Stalinists/red brown alliance/not real leftists like us" etc. Sad!

Oddly enough, I was mostly a "live and let live" type of liberal around 10 years ago. I didnt change much even, what changed is that suddenly my reasonable stances are now "alt-right".

I didnt want to be their enemy, but they branded me as one. They forced my hand.