Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[In the Sick of It]

Hahaha holy shit i didnt notice the pizza photoshop earlier, thought it was still just the "meatloaf". And yeah exactly, but this is a man who insists he is not fat, and that he is an actual tough guy. He always wears the faggiest fuckin sweaters too. Its so weird if you compare his fashion to when he was with his first, not better wife.
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Still clearly a faggot (and poor adrienne ), but its like he had a midlife crisis a couple decades too early. Obviously he had to try and cope and compensate for PCJ, but its like the only thing he really did was change his personal style bc we all know hes always been retarded and the same insufferable faggot since forever.

What a bizarre pose for a couples photo. Why is he crouched above, with a bare ham hock on each side of her? A real man would just have his wife sit in his lap.

 

[JJLiautaud]

What a bizarre pose for a couples photo. Why is he crouched above, with a bare ham hock on each side of her? A real man would just have his wife sit in his lap.

Due to his runaway diabetes he cant have anyone sit in his lap or else his legs would immediately rot off due to loss of circulation.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

This, posted Christmas 2021, was prophetic:

By OnA user I'llRoastYaFor$5

'Twas the night before Christmas, all through the half house
Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse;
The children were nestled all snug in their beds,
not in this house of course but the Snyders' instead
Later that night, we were drinking some wine
Anything we could to help pass the time
And Niki in her shades and I in my cap
Had just settled our thinkin' meats, for a long winter's nap
When out on the lawn, there arose such a clatter
I threw off my pink blankie to see what's the matter
When what to my wondering eyes did appear,
blue flashing lights and two officers came near
"We need to search the property" The officer said
"Where are the children? Put your hands on your head!"
They put me in cuffs and led me away for my crime
I cried for Mama Raven but she couldn't help me this time
Niki awoke the next morning, had it all been a dream?
"No, this is my life" as she let out a scream

 

[Caverlock]

So Hooligans has a fire, some kitchen fire I think but they had to close down, their employees were all screwed, and this was happening during the pandemic as well. So Hooligans decides to open a gofundme and ask the community to pitch in.

The pests start to donate, but you know under silly names. "Paul Weimer", "Firstname Lastname", "Mama Raven", "Owen A. Forearms" stupid shit like that. Here's a little laugh, but hey it also comes with money to help your bar recover from this accident. Patrick cries to Hooligans and gets all the pest donations rescinded. He forces his favorite bar to give back money because his ego was hurt.

You may think he'd go "alright, well you refunded $40, let me donate $40 of my own as thanks for doing this favor for me". Didn't donate a penny from him or Niki, just made sure the pests couldn't donate.

A few pics I had of this are below. They had to refund about $300 in donations, iirc. I'm sure "nearly 30 wonderful employees" in the food service industry didn't need anything they could get during a pandemic. They fell short of even a third of their $15,000 goal.

Reminder that Patrick received $11,875 in taxpayer-funded Covid relief, and his wife $29,600 under not at all suspicious circumstances. Niki would end up donating $100; Plaintiff Pig would donate $0 (L). Such large ass largesse.

Spoiler: Pics

 

[MilkThePig]

My sincerest apologies for breaking the flow of this thread but I feel it's pertinent to point out that top scientists from around the globe recently convened and came to the conclusion that Patrick S Tomlinson is fat by "each and every medical standard". In fact several new standards for fatness were set based on observations of Patrick's body. Biologists have described this event as "The James Webb space telescope of biology".

One female scientist was heard commenting "This just isn't right. I don't know how to live with this information! OH THE HUMANITY!!!" She was later found hanged in her hotel room.

I'm sorry to be the one to bring you this disturbing information.

 

[Associate Rick]

 

[Plaintiff is fat]

New Torque tweet: Deadbeat father Patrick S. Tomlinson, once again, flaunting how smart he thinks he is by getting away with abandoning a newborn baby girl and dodging 18 years of child support to spend his money on Susan and plastic figurines instead.

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he finds childlessness and deadbeat fatherhood just hilarious

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Is this how a man who genuinely regrets voluntarily signing away his parental rights would act? I don't think so.

 

[Liber Pater]

It's called white privilege. If you didn't believe it existed before now, Rick is proof.

It's called fat privilege. The cops would have shot him then and there had they not forgotten their harpoons at the station.

 

[naaaaiiiiillllll!!!]

It's called fat privilege. The cops would have shot him then and there had they not forgotten their harpoons at the station.

Nah bro, it’s pig privilege. 1) shooting him would be animal abuse and 2) pigs won’t shoot another pig.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

“My wife and I’s” —this is a real howler. What an illiterate moron.

He expects us to believe he and Big Niki want(ed) kids when neither of them ever stops drinking? Thank God for being merciful enough to ensure this never happens.

 

[Nod Flenders]

he finds childlessness and deadbeat fatherhood just hilarious

It is hilarious, considering that's exactly what he is, a deadbeat dad and childless. He's also fat.

 

[clusterfuckk]

Word is that Fatrick is so fat, the astronauts on the moon were able to spot him with the naked eye; running from the scene of a suspicious fire.
I mean this is all just speculation but what isn’t speculative is that Pat is Fat.

 

[Opposite of a Winner]

God, this is the only lolcow I can ignore for weeks or a month, check up on and see a fuckton of new pages on new batshit stuff like getting into a fight with black twitter or the police argument recording. Anyways I decided to introduce Fat rick's gun expertise to some gun nut friends of mine and without doxing them, here's the tweet I showed them:

and here's one responses:

and another friend's response:

I also told them about how he unironically uses a PS90 as a self defense rifle instead of something more cost affordable like an AR and both basically called him a retard.
I'd like to thank rick for the entertainment he provides amongst my friends by re iterating the fact he is morbidly obese since I think that hasn't been said enough recently.

 

[Ira the Weatherman]

Is that a hunk of bologna?

It's Leberkäse, which is essentially baked spam. Germans often refer to it colloquially as ''meatloaf' in their own language, hence why Piggy ordered it. Apparantly, it's usually eaten in a sandwich but the slice+pretzel does seem to be a thing, though I'm guessing it's a particularly boomerish way to serve it.

Rick's taste and knowledge of cuisine is shit, if that wasn't obvious from his glowing reviews of Hooligans' pigslop. He ordered ''meatloaf'' in Germany, scrambled eggs in Paris and ate the most tourist-trappy crap in Costa Rica, coconuts with straws in them and 'Mexican' chain food.

German Potato salad is a thing in the US its served warm with a vinegar dressing

'Cause that's the thing you want with Sauerbraten, meat that's been marinated in vinegar with a vinegar-based gravy, more fucking vinegar.

 

[SeniorFuckFace]

God, this is the only lolcow I can ignore for weeks or a month, check up on and see a fuckton of new pages on new batshit stuff like getting into a fight with black twitter or the police argument recording. Anyways I decided to introduce Fat rick's gun expertise to some gun nut friends of mine and without doxing them, here's the tweet I showed them:
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and here's one responses:
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and another friend's response:
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I also told them about how he unironically uses a PS90 as a self defense rifle instead of something more cost affordable like an AR and both basically called him a retard.
I'd like to thank rick for the entertainment he provides amongst my friends by re iterating the fact he is morbidly obese since I think that hasn't been said enough recently.

"The gun wants to kill itself"... lol, thats fucking great.

 

[yourdadscumdumpster]

A few pics I had of this are below. They had to refund about $300 in donations, iirc. I'm sure "nearly 30 wonderful employees" in the food service industry didn't need anything they could get during a pandemic. They fell short of even a third of their $15,000 goal.

Reminder that Patrick received $11,875 in taxpayer-funded Covid relief, and his wife $29,600 under not at all suspicious circumstances. Niki would end up donating $100; Plaintiff Pig would donate $0 (L). Such large ass largesse.

Spoiler: Pics

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Speaking of Hooligans, they have a contact form. Surprised we haven’t seen Pat use it during his recent spree of unsolicited outreach to poor black women and other marginalized persons.

 

[SeniorFuckFace]

Speaking of Hooligans, they have a contact form. Surprised we haven’t seen Pat use it during his recent spree of unsolicited outreach to poor black women and other marginalized persons.

Wait....zoom in...

More...

Closer...

Clooooosssserrr...lol...fucking Fatrick

 

[yourdadscumdumpster]

Wait....zoom in...
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Closer...
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Clooooosssserrr...lol...fucking Fatrick
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What kind of adult casually drinks a boot of beer by themselves at the bar?

 

[SeniorFuckFace]

What kind of adult casually drinks a boot of beer by themselves at the bar?

Fucking FATRICK.
I didn't know what that was actually...

 

[artilleryfroth]

Who’s this fuckwit who thinks Rick is actually a conservative?