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I actually really enjoyed Godzilla vs Kong. The script is absolutely awful and it's one of the stupidest, most convenient plots I have ever seen, but you at least get some really great fights between the two.

I know from when I used to watch Bob's stuff that he hates Venom. I never really understood why but I think it's because Venom is popular with the sorts of people that bullied him, or reminded him of his bullies. And as we know that massive baby cannot get over something that happened 30+ years ago he has to carry that resentment everywhere he goes. So he doesn't let himself enjoy things, and he forces himself to like things that go against those things he doesn't like. Sam Raimi hated including Venom? If Venom bad, that mean Spiderman 3 good! YAY!

Venom is cool, and Spider-man 3 would still have been awful if he wasn't in the movie.
I think this hatred of Venom is a holdover from when Bob watched Spider-Man The Animated Series (1993). This version of Venom was, like in many others including the Raimi films, Eddie Brock. He initially hates Spoderman for somehow ruining his journalism career and seemed to be somewhat of a bully.

You know what would be wild? If Bob got Eddie Brock and Flash Thompson confused in that series.
 
I think this hatred of Venom is a holdover from when Bob watched Spider-Man The Animated Series (1993). This version of Venom was, like in many others including the Raimi films, Eddie Brock. He initially hates Spoderman for somehow ruining his journalism career and seemed to be somewhat of a bully.

You know what would be wild? If Bob got Eddie Brock and Flash Thompson confused in that series.
You get some really good arcs out of both Eddie and Flash becoming Venom. Peter was a good person who the symbiote turned into a bully, but part of his character rubbed off on the symbiote. So when a bully gets the symbiote, it ironically makes them a better person. Yes Venom despises Parker, but he still has some of his moral compass, it's just a violent version.

Such nuance is beyond Bob. Bullies are bad and irredeemable because one gave him a wedgie once when he was 13 and ruined his favourite pair of Mario pants.
 
They really want minorities to be like this. They really do.
There was a Dobson comic with this premise - where various minorities were screaming with glee at the sight of representation. This mentality reminded me of an ape in front of a mirror, their brain going, "same? same!"

Anyways, I would like to be a contrarian and say that Black Panther 2 will make a billion dollar at the box office with or without the lead from the first one (fuck if I know his name, I haven't watched a single capeshit since X-men 2). I'm not sucking the mouse off, even if the movie in itself was 2 hours of Tyler Perry in drag you know it will make a billion dollars because....how did that copy pasta go? America is a nation of etc, etc etc.
 
If memory serves, Moviebob simped aggressively for a female Vladimir Putin in 2016. And I've been happy every day--at least, until FiC Biden took office--that Lady Putin lost to Donald Trump.
He also simped hard for Kim Jong-Un's sister
Venom is cool, and Spider-man 3 would still have been awful if he wasn't in the movie.
I'm sorry but I can't agree. While Spider-Man 3 has some stuff in it not related to the black costume and Venom that's terrible (why is Gwen Stacy in it? Raimi's Mary Jane is already an amalgam of Mary Jane and Gwen Stacy. Should've been Black Cat), the black costume and Venom are like 90% of its problems. See, because Raimi's more of a traditional Steve Ditko/John Romita Spider-Man era kind of guy and you could tell that he wanted to do the Sandman because Sandman has the tragic villain backstory like Doc Ock and most of the 'good' special effects are dedicated to Sandman. But the studio made him include Venom, which means he had to dedicate a considerable portion of the narrative to setting that up which means the Sandman narrative and all the stuff with Harry Osborn Goblin don't really get the space they need to breathe.

The black costume is supposed to be able to change into any type of clothing Spider-Man wants it to, and it always stays bonded to him. In the movie he just puts it on like his regular red and blue suit. Venom, the appeal of Venom is that he's significantly bigger than Spider-Man, so of course Raimi cast fucking Eric Forman as Eddie Brock. By being forced to shoehorn in Venom Raimi ended up being unable to do ANY of the villains or the black costume justice.

Whereas if he'd been allowed to stick purely to Sandman, it wouldn't quite have been the crowd pleaser the fans wanted (I remember I was really excited that Venom was going to be in it, before it came out) but it would have been a more narratively cohesive and better film, which probably would have led to more Raimi directed sequels. See, this is probably why Blob hates Venom. We know deep down he's a sad little autist who just loves to see the numbers go up
 
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He also simped hard for Kim Jong-Un's sister

I'm sorry but I can't agree. While Spider-Man 3 has some stuff in it not related to the black costume and Venom that's terrible (why is Gwen Stacy in it? Raimi's Mary Jane is already an amalgam of Mary Jane and Gwen Stacy. Should've been Black Cat), the black costume and Venom are like 90% of its problems. See, because Raimi's more of a traditional Steve Ditko/John Romita Spider-Man era kind of guy and you could tell that he wanted to do the Sandman because Sandman has the tragic villain backstory like Doc Ock and most of the 'good' special effects are dedicated to Sandman. But the studio made him include Venom, which means he had to dedicate a considerable portion of the narrative to setting that up which means the Sandman narrative and all the stuff with Harry Osborn Goblin don't really get the space they need to breathe.

The black costume is supposed to be able to change into any type of clothing Spider-Man wants it to, and it always stays bonded to him. In the movie he just puts it on like his regular red and blue suit. Venom, the appeal of Venom is that he's significantly bigger than Spider-Man, so of course Raimi cast fucking Eric Forman as Eddie Brock. By being forced to shoehorn in Venom Raimi ended up being unable to do ANY of the villains or the black costume justice.

Whereas if he'd been allowed to stick purely to Sandman, it wouldn't quite have been the crowd pleaser the fans wanted (I remember I was really excited that Venom was going to be in it, before it came out) but it would have been a more narratively cohesive and better film, which probably would have led to more Raimi directed sequels. See, this is probably why Blob hates Venom. We know deep down he's a sad little autist who just loves to see the numbers go up

Raimi was transparently doing the black suit / Venom story under protest. Let's not forget the symbiote itself gets an absurd origin reminiscent of the beginning of "The Blob." It never made sense to me because you had J. Jonah Jameson's astronaut son right there in Spider-Man 2 to set up Something That Came From Outer Space and they just had an asteroid crash in the park.

Anyway Bob is so fat the symbiote wouldn't fit.
 
I'm sorry, I just got out of being hospitalized after reading Bob's Kingdom Come idea. I'm going to become a literacy themed supervillain at this rate.



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I also wonder what he actually knows but I'm also very curious why he seems to really hate engaging with primary sources. Everything he talks about, fiction or otherwise, never seems to be from 1st or 2nd hand accounts but filtered through multiple games of telephone before he takes it in. Maybe it's him just being a passive sponge for ignorance but I don't know.

What?

. . .

WHAT?????

KINGDOM COME?

Just... of all the major DC events and stories which often involve crossovers with multiple universes you pick the ONE prestige comic story which was ENTIRELY SELF CONTAINED!!!

Bob you dense, idiotic, dumb motherfucker.

Also I'm struggling not to go even harder at Jack & Bob in the followup. Kingdom Come is LITERALLY one of the LEAST nihilistic comic books I've ever read. Neither of you know a damn thing about this comic!!

Actually most of the comic is about PREVENTING death.
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In fact a death is a major turning point.
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And there is ONE page with the outcome.
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That's literally the sum total of "bodies" but as the VERY next page details, "there were survivors."

Again, THIS is the comic they declare nihilist.
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(Disclosure: It's one of my favorite DC stories and I've read it multiple times AND its two different sequels.)
 
What?

. . .

WHAT?????

KINGDOM COME?

Just... of all the major DC events and stories which often involve crossovers with multiple universes you pick the ONE prestige comic story which was ENTIRELY SELF CONTAINED!!!

Bob you dense, idiotic, dumb motherfucker.

Also I'm struggling not to go even harder at Jack & Bob in the followup. Kingdom Come is LITERALLY one of the LEAST nihilistic comic books I've ever read. Neither of you know a damn thing about this comic!!

Actually most of the comic is about PREVENTING death.
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In fact a death is a major turning point.
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And there is ONE page with the outcome.
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That's literally the sum total of "bodies" but as the VERY next page details, "there were survivors."

Again, THIS is the comic they declare nihilist.
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(Disclosure: It's one of my favorite DC stories and I've read it multiple times AND its two different sequels.)
I really need to stop skimming Bob tweets, because this is some of the dumbest shit he's ever spewed. Granted, he's not the one who called Kingdom Come "nihilist," but nor did he object. And "gloomy old people" is all on him.

Kingdom Come was a brazen, proud rejection of the nihilism of 1990s Iron Age "get it done whatever the cost" characters who verged from grim antiheroes to villain protagonists. To this day I'm amazed Mark Waid wrote it, because that guy is such a douchebag I couldn't imagine him being so optimistic. And Kingdom Come is nothing if not optimistic. All that "poisoned half of North America, bodies piling up" stuff is the setup for a glorious return of the heroes of yesteryear, and people who deserve to inherit their mantles.

Sheeeeit, even I know this, and I banned comic books from Pankot Palace back in 2007 for immorality.
 
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One thing I love about this thread is that you get to learn a lot about historic events you never heard or forgot about. Aside from showing what a utter idiot Bob is, it also shows just how shallow his depth of “knowledge” is.

It's really true. I'm not even a big comic book reader. My brothers were, so I got a lot through osmosis, but I'd never claim to be an expert on anything from that genre. But Kingdom Come is really not difficult to interpret. The bigtime hero who displaces Superman and blows up Kansas even looks like Cable, fer chrissake! And he breaks down sobbing when he realizes how badly he's fucked up and how badly the world needs Superman, and not him! It's not hard to see where the comic's sensibilities are.
 
I'm sorry but I can't agree. While Spider-Man 3 has some stuff in it not related to the black costume and Venom that's terrible (why is Gwen Stacy in it? Raimi's Mary Jane is already an amalgam of Mary Jane and Gwen Stacy. Should've been Black Cat), the black costume and Venom are like 90% of its problems. See, because Raimi's more of a traditional Steve Ditko/John Romita Spider-Man era kind of guy and you could tell that he wanted to do the Sandman because Sandman has the tragic villain backstory like Doc Ock and most of the 'good' special effects are dedicated to Sandman. But the studio made him include Venom, which means he had to dedicate a considerable portion of the narrative to setting that up which means the Sandman narrative and all the stuff with Harry Osborn Goblin don't really get the space they need to breathe.

The black costume is supposed to be able to change into any type of clothing Spider-Man wants it to, and it always stays bonded to him. In the movie he just puts it on like his regular red and blue suit. Venom, the appeal of Venom is that he's significantly bigger than Spider-Man, so of course Raimi cast fucking Eric Forman as Eddie Brock. By being forced to shoehorn in Venom Raimi ended up being unable to do ANY of the villains or the black costume justice.

Whereas if he'd been allowed to stick purely to Sandman, it wouldn't quite have been the crowd pleaser the fans wanted (I remember I was really excited that Venom was going to be in it, before it came out) but it would have been a more narratively cohesive and better film, which probably would have led to more Raimi directed sequels. See, this is probably why Blob hates Venom. We know deep down he's a sad little autist who just loves to see the numbers go up
I'm with you that including Venom certainly made the movie worse, but (in my opinion anyway) don't think Sandman as he's written would have been a good villain to hold the movie up by himself. He's far too sympathetic and beyond trying to get some cash doesn't really do anything wrong. There's no endgame which is going to devastate the city, he's not threatening Pete's loved ones, he's just a guy out to make money.

In my head the ideal movie would be where Harry sought Sandman out and was able to corrupt him into a legitimate threat, basically do to him what Norman tried to do to Peter. Couple this with the black suit making Pete more aggressive and you have a good story of the cycle of revenge and violence begetting more revenge and violence.

Bob seethes when something he doesn't like does better than something he does, so the fact that Venom's inclusion is the main reason people got excited (and let down) by SM3 probably gets under his skin, so I'll take that.
 
It's really true. I'm not even a big comic book reader. My brothers were, so I got a lot through osmosis, but I'd never claim to be an expert on anything from that genre. But Kingdom Come is really not difficult to interpret. The bigtime hero who displaces Superman and blows up Kansas even looks like Cable, fer chrissake! And he breaks down sobbing when he realizes how badly he's fucked up and how badly the world needs Superman, and not him! It's not hard to see where the comic's sensibilities are.
I know Kingdom Come sometimes makes lists on clickbait sites on "dark" DC AUs even though it's really not. It's usually people who've never read the story and get hung up on everyone in the Daily Planet dying but Clark, the trinity being divided on how to respond to people distorting their legacy, or how there was a period in the 00s where Kingdom Come Superman showed up in the regular DCU where he gave the stereotypical "Don't end up like me" talk to Superman and stayed around as part of the JSA as part of Power Girl's arc. There was a while where it was still considered a future things could go in if things went wrong but it's absurd to lump it in with dystopia stories.
 
I'm with you that including Venom certainly made the movie worse, but (in my opinion anyway) don't think Sandman as he's written would have been a good villain to hold the movie up by himself. He's far too sympathetic and beyond trying to get some cash doesn't really do anything wrong. There's no endgame which is going to devastate the city, he's not threatening Pete's loved ones, he's just a guy out to make money.

In my head the ideal movie would be where Harry sought Sandman out and was able to corrupt him into a legitimate threat, basically do to him what Norman tried to do to Peter. Couple this with the black suit making Pete more aggressive and you have a good story of the cycle of revenge and violence begetting more revenge and violence.

Bob seethes when something he doesn't like does better than something he does, so the fact that Venom's inclusion is the main reason people got excited (and let down) by SM3 probably gets under his skin, so I'll take that.
On the one hand, Venom has always been a weird fit even for Spider-man. Like I said way back to @RockVolnutt with Ms. Marvel, there's a lot of lead up tied into the original that you have to figure out some way to adapt/streamline to get into a 2 hr movie. It's also just a little bit tonally dissonant being an outer-space concept in a generally street-level, mad-scientist scifi hero. So of all the wide variety of Spider-man stuff, Venom does make about the most sense to spin-off into his own separate movies.

HOWEVER

While I completely feel for Raimi and understand his desire to realize some of the classic stuff on the big screen, he should have understood that he was going to have to do Spider-man's "Big 3" villains: Green Goblin, Dr. Octopus, and Venom. THEN after those 3 are realized, you are free to start dipping into the rest of his rogue gallery. Maybe he could have gotten away with movie 3 being "black-suit" spidey and then set up for Venom in movie 4 at the credits. At the very least, he should have taken advantage of the weakest point in Spidey 2 (seriously? engagement??) and had Venom be something brought back by Astronaut Jamenson and then have him become Venom with the "you ruined my marriage" being extra fuel for the villainy. With that, and the arc with Harry that Raimi had clearly been setting up since movie 1, movie 3 would have been a nice capstone to the trilogy over, like you said the cycle of revenge and violence. (Since nuVenom would have also had the connection to JJJ so you would have had extra story layers there of Spidey trying to save the sons of his enemies.)

I know Kingdom Come sometimes makes lists on clickbait sites on "dark" DC AUs even though it's really not. It's usually people who've never read the story and get hung up on everyone in the Daily Planet dying but Clark, the trinity being divided on how to respond to people distorting their legacy, or how there was a period in the 00s where Kingdom Come Superman showed up in the regular DCU where he gave the stereotypical "Don't end up like me" talk to Superman and stayed around as part of the JSA as part of Power Girl's arc. There was a while where it was still considered a future things could go in if things went wrong but it's absurd to lump it in with dystopia stories.
For those curious...
Kingdom Come has 2 different sequels to it, the Alex Ross one - which is the JSA crossover which ended on an even more positive note than the source comic did. And there is the Mark Waid one - "the kingdom" which involves Gog going back in time a day at a time and killing Superman over and over and over...
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While it still kind of ends semi-hopeful, THAT is one that's more dark and would be more fitting to compare to something like Injustice.
 
He wrote it but he was more like a writer-for-hire, the bulk of it was Alex Ross' idea
I'm of a similar opinion. If you check out Justice or Marvels, they both have similar tones and themes to Kingdom Come. I assume he just asks the first writer he can find and then gets to work painting literally everything he can find on the Marvel wiki.

I love Ross' work, but God do I hope they avoid adapting it. With DC's track record (and Super Hero films in general lately) I would not be optimistic.

Also, calling Kingdom Come nihilist is not only retarded for the reasons Flexo said, but look where it ends, Superman has reconnected with humanity and him and Wonder Woman are pregnant, with Batman as the godfather. Bruce has given up being Batman to become a doctor like his father, the villains are basically doing community service, and the heroes are now working with mankind instead of their detachment from earlier.

It would be like saying OG Star Wars was nihilistic because Obi-Wan, Yoda, and a bunch of rebels died.
 
I'm of a similar opinion. If you check out Justice or Marvels, they both have similar tones and themes to Kingdom Come. I assume he just asks the first writer he can find and then gets to work painting literally everything he can find on the Marvel wiki.
Yeah but, it's not an opinion, that's literally what happened. Alex Ross had the concept, developed an outline, took it to DC who said 'Why don't you work with Waid? He knows a lot about the history of DC superheroes' and the project took form.
I'm with you that including Venom certainly made the movie worse, but (in my opinion anyway) don't think Sandman as he's written would have been a good villain to hold the movie up by himself. He's far too sympathetic and beyond trying to get some cash doesn't really do anything wrong. There's no endgame which is going to devastate the city, he's not threatening Pete's loved ones, he's just a guy out to make money.
You say that because we only have the finished product to look at. Who knows what Raimi would have done with it if Sandman was the only villain? You say Sandman was far too sympathetic? Well Doc Ock, as Raimi depicted him, was very sympathetic. He was traumatised because his science experiment, that he'd spent his life working on, went wrong, killed his beloved wife and fused his metal arms to him. All he had left was his science so he only commits evil to those ends. He's not otherwise an evil person.

As for Sandman not threatening Peter's loved ones, that's another of my non-Venom non-black costume related problems with the movie. The idea that Sandman, not the Burglar, killed Uncle Ben. It's a cheap and easy way to inject some drama into the narrative, exactly like how in Batman '89 the Joker killed Batman's parents. I also generally really hate the 'everything you know is wrong' type plot twists, unless they're done really well. Which this was not
Bob also hate Venom because Tood McFarlane created it. Why? I have no fucking idea, but Bob have a raging hateboner for Todd. Maybe something to do with the comic crash in the 90s, but that was more then just Image comic. SF debris made a great video series about.
He probably hated The Todd because he's been told to, like so many other things.

The Image gang have their flaws, the art's not the greatest, the work ethic wasn't the greatest, pretty much all their creator owned comic books with the exception of Spawn and Savage Dragon ended up being a bunch of X-Men clones. But, they changed the industry when they split off from Marvel. What they did by founding Image was strike a blow for creator's rights and helped to make an industry full of overworked and underpaid professionals a little bit more fair and equitable. And the comics crash wasn't their fault, it was Marvel's. If Marvel hadn't gotten greedy and decided to become its own distributor, maybe the industry wouldn't have gone to shit.

See, this is probably why Blob hates the Todd. We all know that he loves his corporate monopolies, he loves to suck that corporate cock, and the Image gang embarrassed his beloved Marvel by splitting off from them at the height of their popularity.
 
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This Ana stuff is hilarious. The infighting is delicious. Even John Flynt tore into Ana only to walk it back when someone pointed out the dox came from the farms. Bob unfortunately is being quiet about it and has only retweeted one thing past his initial outburst.
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Please defend this literally poor, disabled, trans boy who lives in a house that's more than your brother's entire debt. How can you call yourself a good ally who believes in trans rights if you don't?
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Ain't no one raping his autistic, Jim Sterling knock off looking ass. Don't try to ask him about though.

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I'm sure it has nothing to do with him making the claim that he got raped because of the site.
 
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