Off-Topic Troon sightings in the wild

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Ruin said:
Why is Walmart a mecca for Aidens? Literally every time I go there are half a dozen working and non are even remotely passable. It's all FTMs, I've never seen TIM sor AGPs which is weird because you'd expect to see socially retarded perverts at Walmart.
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The Walmarts I've been in have only ever had poor brown people that would spit on you before they'd speak a word of English. I see FTMs and TIMs in Target most often.

Last FTM being a 5 foot nothing loitering about the men's shaving section. Had a scraggly 6 inch long beard and a voice like a dog's chew toy.

The MTF was a middle aged, balding and stereotypically Jewish man. He wore a tutu, leggings and pumps with a skinny-fat frame. As far as I could tell he was trying to bother as many employees as possible for attention.

An employee once told me the store had a problem with a guy repeatedly masturbating in the changing room and I have to wonder if it was the same guy.
 
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Two semi-troons.
There is one who I occasionally bump into at the Dunk's near my office. Can't tell if its a troon or just an effeminate gay black guy, but definitely dresses in extremely low cut shorts and does the duck lips. Can't complain though because either way the dude seems chill enough.

The other I felt really bad about because I initially saw the facial bone structure and thin hair and though "oh that waitress is a troon", then on second inspection I didn't see an Adam's Apple and she had sizeable breasts and feminine curves; and I realized that I had inadvertently misID'ed a butterface as a troon.

WaltherPPGAY said:
The FTM was a middle aged, balding and stereotypically Jewish man. He wore a tutu, leggings and pumps with a skinny-fat frame. As far as I could tell he was trying to bother as many employees as possible for attention.

An employee once told me the store had a problem with a guy repeatedly masturbating in the changing room and I have to wonder if it was the same guy.
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FTM is Female to Male.
Basically the "Aidens" and "Treys".

MTF is Male to Female, most often also AGPs.
Your balding tutu man is definitely MTF and most likely AGP.
 
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Fanatical Pragmatist said:
FTM is Female to Male.
Basically the "Aidens" and "Treys".

MTF is Male to Female, most often also AGPs.
Your balding tutu man is definitely MTF and most likely AGP.
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Thank you for the correction. I do know it, but good lord if it isn't acronym overload at times.

These people aren't just turning themselves into freaks, they're turning into things. It's like the catchphrase of The Prisoner in reverse.

I am not a free man, I'm a number
 
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PipTheAlchemist said:
Why are FtM's always disproportionately short as fuck?
I know women are shorter than men on average, but even for female standards, FtM's tend to be turbo-womanlets
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The inverse of this seems to be true for mtf's from my experience. I've never seen one who wasn't some lanky or ginormous dude over 6 feet.

It really gets the noggin' joggin' that the old 4chan memes of manlets should tranny out or kill themselves seem to be the most applicable for the hulking autists making fun of them.
 
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WaltherPPGAY said:
I do know it, but good lord if it isn't acronym overload at times.
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Agreed. I very quickly adopted "TIM" (trans-identifying male) and "TIF" (trans-identifying female) for this reason and one other. It's easier to avoid the acronym dyslexia shit the brain does with these because 'Tim' is a male name and 'Tif/Tiffany' is a female name, so it's easier to use and to read with the added bonus of pissing them off with new-age, accurately gendered language that they're responsible for creating. Josh would benefit from this, for how many times he's mixed up MTF and FTM on stream. It works so well that I've started using them the same way I think the characters from WWZ (not the fucking movie) used the term "Zack"; just refer to any individual TIM or TIMs as the entire demographic by the name "Tim", same with TIFs.
eg;
"Wow, the AGPs are out in full force today."
"Well you know Tim, he's gotta use the hot weather as an excuse to dress like a hooker from hell."
 
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Saw one with a true and honest biological girlfriend out in public today. He was about 6' and had the most extreme bleach blonde hair I've seen in years. Linebacker shoulders, knobby knees, and scrawny man thighs hanging out of short shorts.

EDIT: can't believe it, one hour later I see another one- grocery bagger with stubble and hairy chest, dyed pink hair in a ponytail, wearing a little black evening dress. :cryblood:
 
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There lives someone trying to pass as a woman in the same apartments I inhabit. They don´t look as ridiculous as some of the specimens you might have seen on the farms, but it is obvious that they were born a man. They are not any more obnoxious or off-putting than the average human, as far as I know. Just another deluded guy who thought pretending to be a woman would improve his life somehow. Maybe it does, but I highly doubt it. I have only said hello to the guy a few times and knew nothing of him. Until recently, that is.

One night the fire alarm went apeshit for no good reason at 3am. This happens somewhat regularly, mostly because retards in this building cant cook. To turn off the blazing sirens of doom, one has to go to the main entrance of the entire apartment complex, where there is a box that can sort things out (unless there is an actual fire, then we burn). I was paranoid I set of the alarm somehow, being one of the few people still awake at this hour, and so I rushed on over to turn it off.

In the main entrance there was the troon and another tenant. We figured out what apartment was supposedly on fire (somebody that was not even home) and turned the alarm off. I don´t remember exactly what was said, but random tenant referred to the troon as a he at some point. The tranny immediately corrected him and the guy apologized in a very lackluster manner. I also apologized in some kind of reflex, because I am a moron.

Later the troon said something in the groupchat we all share about not being able to sleep for a few days, due to the PTSD from surviving a house fire before. The fire alarm goes of at least twice a month and this person has been living here for no less than a year, I reckon. Must have been hard for them, having to deal with all that PTSD on such a regular basis. A friend told me that PTSD was a common thing in the trans community and I wonder if that is true.

The only other interesting thing about this individual is that they once got their bicycle stolen and for some reason they thought another tenant was the culprit. They offered 50 euros if someone brought the bicycle back, with no questions asked.
 
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WaltherPPGAY said:
The Walmarts I've been in have only ever had poor brown people that would spit on you before they'd speak a word of English. I see FTMs and TIMs in Target most often.

Last FTM being a 5 foot nothing loitering about the men's shaving section. Had a scraggly 6 inch long beard and a voice like a dog's chew toy.

The MTF was a middle aged, balding and stereotypically Jewish man. He wore a tutu, leggings and pumps with a skinny-fat frame. As far as I could tell he was trying to bother as many employees as possible for attention.

An employee once told me the store had a problem with a guy repeatedly masturbating in the changing room and I have to wonder if it was the same guy.
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Target has SO many items that cater to the child molestation movement it's unreal, just a few weeks ago, years since I've last been inside a Target, they had a gigantic target logo that had ALL the LGBTQ+ (including shit colored) colors on it, having "gender/pronoun" cookies, holy shit. I didn't expect Target to become such a globohomhole. Hell, some of the employees had uniforms that said gay shit like "WE'RE ALL EQUAL" "YOUR VOICE MATTERS", etc.
It was so surreal and I don't think I'll ever be going to Target again.
 
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Was at a pool party. Saw a person with short bright red hair and facial hair. At first thought it was a twink. Then saw that his nipples were in the middle of his chest and his body was devoid of hair. The nipples looked like old camera batteries (the ones that were like stubby AAA batteries for film cameras.) Realized it was an FTM troon.
Felt vaguely offended because I was mogging the fuck out of her with my magnificent nipple placement and tremendous mane of chest hair. It must be how cops feel standing next to Jeremy DeWitte.
 
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_SnailTrailsForElSniglet_ said:
Contact corporate and complain.
Hell, I remember when people would be given shit for using "dearie" or "hun" in a professional setting.
Fuck it, they call you and your mom "Karens" behind your back, anyway.
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Calling corporate and complaining will probably get you banned nationally from the chain and its affiliates.
 
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The Ugly One said:
Calling corporate and complaining will probably get you banned nationally from the chain and its affiliates.
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Get the burner app and say your name is Robert Chandler or Nicholas Perry or some shit.

Best case scenario, a troon gets fired.

Worst case scenario, Nikocado gets a nasty surprise when he tries to do an Olive Garden mukbang.

Though I think a troon working at Olive Garden is worse than being fired. I doubt he gets much in tips. Having to sing for customers and refill drinks for $3 an hour and shit. Waitstaff jobs are for hot women, the owner/manager’s kids, and people who are too stupid to get welfare or sell crack. I would pay cash and write “41%” in the space for tip, making sure to write memes over everything else so he can’t try to charge me $1500 or some shit.

#NoTipCrew
 
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Aria said:
I remember when I was kid there was this black kid who always wore the girl school uniform.i forgot his name but I remember his parents always used to correct since I kept using him.

Looking back now he was definitely groomed by his parents.
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Were his parents white, lol.
 
Over the last few weeks I saw two trans kids. The first one I didn't get a good look at their face but they couldn't have been older than 12 and wore a black trans pride hoodie, their mom was a overbearing groomer ally wearing a shirt that virtue signaled her status as a legal child abuser.

The other one was a girl who must've been around 16-18 wearing a black sports bra/crop top with black booty shorts and a necklace that both had a troon pride heart on it. What made it fucking heart-breaking to see was that she had self-harm scars on her thighs on full display and out in the open. It was clear that she was crying out for help and instead of getting it she turned to a movement that'll lead her down to a dark and treacherous path with little to no return.

I hate the world so much.(:_(
 
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