Megathread Transbian Dating Profiles - 'Totes valid trannies on the prowl for poon, now with no fluff or walls of text from Reddit.

Yep. It’s like this for me: I’m not here to knock down anybodys sandcastle. If someone believe they are a true and honest woman I’m not going to gainsay them just to be mean. I think trans people deserve to have their civil rights respected and it’s not too much to use their preferred pronoun, at least to their face. I’m not going to dunk on anybodys appearance cause that’s just mean girl shit. It’s anybody's prerogative to get plastic surgery if they’re unhappy with their body.

What I’m not happy with is the thought policing and outright erasure of what sex and gender mean so that the Crystals and Aydens are happy. If I think Natalie was funnier and happier when she called herself Nick, that’s my fuckin opinion! If I think “Rush” is a stupid name to choose for your new male existence, it’s not acceptable to demand I change my mind. I’m not violating tranny rights or “literally killing” trans people when I think they look silly and their issues are taking up too much oxygen. These idiots aren’t satisfied with a normal amount of platform, they want 100% spotlight for issues that matter to nobody but themselves.
I agree with most of this, except that I do encourage you to make fun of beasties bc it's fun to dunk on them and people being dishonest about what one can do to improve themselves is how we got into this ACCEPTANCE AND BRAVERY IN THE FACE OF LITERALLY ANYBODY in the first place. Making fun of some bitch eating crackers because her bangs are awful is a public service, my dude
 
Just a couple HER profiles from the UK to gawk at...
Following on from this ancient post of mine!

First, I visited ThisPersonDoesNotExist to get a decent profile picture that didn't incriminate anyone
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Now onto the Cantabrigian troons
We're starting strong with the only name as suspect as Lilith for trannydom
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  • Fried, badly dyed hair - ✓
  • Stubble - ✓
  • Non-existant make-up skils - ✓✓
  • Gamer - ✓
  • An Adam's apple you could punch cans with - ✓✓✓
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  • Fried, badly dyed hair - ✓
  • Stubble - ✓✓✓ (bonus for chest hair)
  • In therapy - ✓
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  • Fried hair - ✓
  • Non-existant make-up skils - ✓
  • Gamer - ✓
  • Kinky - ✓✓
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Literally just a man, absolutely zero effort whatsoever
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  • Autistic
  • Gamer
  • 6'2"
 
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Following on from this ancient post of mine!

First, I visited ThisPersonDoesNotExist to get a decent profile picture that didn't incriminate anyone
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Now onto the Cantabrigian troons

We're starting strong with the only name as suspect as Lilith for trannydom
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  • Fried, badly dyed hair - ✓
  • Stubble - ✓
  • Non-existant make-up skils - ✓✓
  • Gamer - ✓
  • An Adam's apple you could punch cans with - ✓✓✓
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  • Fried, badly dyed hair - ✓
  • Stubble - ✓✓✓ (bonus for chest hair)
  • In therapy - ✓
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  • Fried hair - ✓
  • Non-existant make-up skils - ✓
  • Gamer - ✓
  • Kinky - ✓✓
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Literally just a man, absolutely zero effort whatsoever
NONE SHALL PASS!

Seriously though, out of that group; I declare Georgia the winner.

They look like a weasel faced girl I used to work with, who was an autist funny enough.
And even though there was a out right no attempt ass in that group, I declare Hannah the loser. Why?
Something about their overall appearance offends me greatly. I can't quite say what, but it does, I just want to smack the ever living hell out of them.
 
Following on from this ancient post of mine!

First, I visited ThisPersonDoesNotExist to get a decent profile picture that didn't incriminate anyone
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Now onto the Cantabrigian troons

We're starting strong with the only name as suspect as Lilith for trannydom
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  • Fried, badly dyed hair - ✓
  • Stubble - ✓
  • Non-existant make-up skils - ✓✓
  • Gamer - ✓
  • An Adam's apple you could punch cans with - ✓✓✓
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  • Fried, badly dyed hair - ✓
  • Stubble - ✓✓✓ (bonus for chest hair)
  • In therapy - ✓
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  • Fried hair - ✓
  • Non-existant make-up skils - ✓
  • Gamer - ✓
  • Kinky - ✓✓
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Literally just a man, absolutely zero effort whatsoever
About Tonks; I get that back in the day the extra special Potterheads headcanoned Tonks as trans because she was a “””nonconformist””” which translates to mentally ill for them but isn’t today’s trans community sort of ex-nay on the JK owlings-Ray?
 
MtF troons on the other hand, are MEN so they will gladly force their way into female spaces and bully women. They come from incel backgrounds, they are the Reddit jannies, they are the programmers, managers, and such in charge of most online communities like Twitter, online journalism websites, and behind the creation of many web applications. They are also very much still men in that they believe they are owed sex, the ones who want to force lesbians to date them are exactly like incels. The women can't do anything about it because they cannot call them out for being men nor for having dicks, without being shouted down as TERF TRANSPHOBES! Leftists will happily go to bat for them because they are seen as "women" even if they are 6'8'' and have a 9 inch dick swinging around.
Tell me how this isn't man's greatest colonization?
 
A non-exhaustive list from my past posts.
Enjoy! (or don't, idk what you weirdos are into)

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genuinely scary dude:
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Ritz has definitely had feminizing facial surgery. It didn't work, but, he did that.
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from my first post ever.
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Yes. Karleigh Webb, journalist for OutSports who likes to tell your kids that men belong in women's sports. Teehee!
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others with bonkers names:
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a Sisyphean task. but I will make another post of the best-of. <3
All this reaffirmed is that Math is hard.
 
I shit you not, I didn't even notice his giant Adam's apple because I was distracted by the fucking farm of giant blackheads all over his upper cheeks holy fuck dude go buy a $0.99 comodone extractor.
I thought it was ingrown stubble, but I didn't maximize the pic and refuse to so idfk. Either way, some people just need a good power washing. Call the dudes who made Powerwash Simulator, I have an idea for dlc!
 
Oh my god, I feel bad for that MTF. That looks awful and painful and like it’s never going to heal into anything even sort of like a vulva. Rip tranny amhole 🪦

Coilette was dope tho

Yep. It’s like this for me: I’m not here to knock down anybodys sandcastle. If someone believe they are a true and honest woman I’m not going to gainsay them just to be mean. I think trans people deserve to have their civil rights respected and it’s not too much to use their preferred pronoun, at least to their face. I’m not going to dunk on anybodys appearance cause that’s just mean girl shit. It’s anybody's prerogative to get plastic surgery if they’re unhappy with their body.

What I’m not happy with is the thought policing and outright erasure of what sex and gender mean so that the Crystals and Aydens are happy. If I think Natalie was funnier and happier when she called herself Nick, that’s my fuckin opinion! If I think “Rush” is a stupid name to choose for your new male existence, it’s not acceptable to demand I change my mind. I’m not violating tranny rights or “literally killing” trans people when I think they look silly and their issues are taking up too much oxygen. These idiots aren’t satisfied with a normal amount of platform, they want 100% spotlight for issues that matter to nobody but themselves.

I avoid making fun of trannies for their looks because what they say and do is so much more risible. Putting up profiles for themselves on lesbian dating sites is one of those risible things they do.
Looks necrotic to me
 
Following on from this ancient post of mine!

First, I visited ThisPersonDoesNotExist to get a decent profile picture that didn't incriminate anyone
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Now onto the Cantabrigian troons
We're starting strong with the only name as suspect as Lilith for trannydom
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  • Fried, badly dyed hair - ✓
  • Stubble - ✓
  • Non-existant make-up skils - ✓✓
  • Gamer - ✓
  • An Adam's apple you could punch cans with - ✓✓✓
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  • Fried, badly dyed hair - ✓
  • Stubble - ✓✓✓ (bonus for chest hair)
  • In therapy - ✓
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  • Fried hair - ✓
  • Non-existant make-up skils - ✓
  • Gamer - ✓
  • Kinky - ✓✓
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Literally just a man, absolutely zero effort whatsoever
Where the fuck is Hannah's chin? Dude looks like the TF2 NOPE meme with his neck.
 
Following on from this ancient post of mine!

First, I visited ThisPersonDoesNotExist to get a decent profile picture that didn't incriminate anyone
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Now onto the Cantabrigian troons
We're starting strong with the only name as suspect as Lilith for trannydom
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  • Fried, badly dyed hair - ✓
  • Stubble - ✓
  • Non-existant make-up skils - ✓✓
  • Gamer - ✓
  • An Adam's apple you could punch cans with - ✓✓✓
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  • Fried, badly dyed hair - ✓
  • Stubble - ✓✓✓ (bonus for chest hair)
  • In therapy - ✓
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  • Fried hair - ✓
  • Non-existant make-up skils - ✓
  • Gamer - ✓
  • Kinky - ✓✓
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Literally just a man, absolutely zero effort whatsoever
Hannah looks like one of the Kids in the Hall doing the Cathy character.
 
Oh my god, I feel bad for that MTF. That looks awful and painful and like it’s never going to heal into anything even sort of like a vulva. Rip tranny amhole 🪦

Coilette was dope tho

Yep. It’s like this for me: I’m not here to knock down anybodys sandcastle. If someone believe they are a true and honest woman I’m not going to gainsay them just to be mean. I think trans people deserve to have their civil rights respected and it’s not too much to use their preferred pronoun, at least to their face. I’m not going to dunk on anybodys appearance cause that’s just mean girl shit. It’s anybody's prerogative to get plastic surgery if they’re unhappy with their body.

What I’m not happy with is the thought policing and outright erasure of what sex and gender mean so that the Crystals and Aydens are happy. If I think Natalie was funnier and happier when she called herself Nick, that’s my fuckin opinion! If I think “Rush” is a stupid name to choose for your new male existence, it’s not acceptable to demand I change my mind. I’m not violating tranny rights or “literally killing” trans people when I think they look silly and their issues are taking up too much oxygen. These idiots aren’t satisfied with a normal amount of platform, they want 100% spotlight for issues that matter to nobody but themselves.

I avoid making fun of trannies for their looks because what they say and do is so much more risible. Putting up profiles for themselves on lesbian dating sites is one of those risible things they do.

What pisses me off is - sex is chromosomal. You are born with it, you will always be it regardless of what you do.

Gender is a social construct they twist in knots to try and define themselves. Man, woman, non-binary - social identification of the physical self. I include non-binary as it is possible to not fit in either lane and is completely fine. It hurts no one.

The problem with trannies is that for some transition is purely performative - to fit in, to get laid. But for the virulently psychotically terminally online minority it is the panacea to all of their issues. But if it is, why are some detransitioning? Why is there regret?
 
Every time I fuck my wife I thank Christ her vagina isn't connected to her intestinal tract through some botched medieval sorcery.

Damn it feels good to see people up on it.
Imagine maintaining an erection while pushing through the resistant, inelastic scar tissue, into a non-resilient, last-mile-of-the-digestion-system-manufactured, relatively shallow cavern of a neovag, that is lubricated by a noxious combination of pus, smegma, and novelty, flavored, non water-based (and, thus, not meant for this specific application in the appropriate (read: cisgendered, heterosexual) of circumstances) off-brand KY jelly, while the overtly porn-inspired moans (that sound more like an excited seal than the harmonies of a vixen in the throes of passion) of its owner provide the chorus to this "lovemaking"?
 
Imagine maintaining an erection while pushing through the resistant, inelastic scar tissue, into a non-resilient, last-mile-of-the-digestion-system-manufactured, relatively shallow cavern of a neovag, that is lubricated by a noxious combination of pus, smegma, and novelty, flavored, non water-based (and, thus, not meant for this specific application in the appropriate (read: cisgendered, heterosexual) of circumstances) off-brand KY jelly, while the overtly porn-inspired moans (that sound more like an excited seal than the harmonies of a vixen in the throes of passion) of its owner provide the chorus to this "lovemaking"?
You can't tell the difference between a trans vagina and a cis vagina, get it together transphobe.
 
Yup.

The concept that a woman’s value is determined purely by her youth and sexual attractiveness to males is considered completely unacceptable to even soft feminists, when you phrase it that way.

But when you let trannies use it as their definition of what even makes you a woman, suddenly everyone is expected to shut the fuck up and not push back on that.

The thing is, most women will spend most of their lives being neither a) young, b) sexually attractive to men or c) both. They are still women, from their first breath to their last. The actual lived experience of being a woman is more than just being a collection of holes, and the fact the trannies do not or cannot perceive that is the proof of how deeply they hate and despise women.

The AGPs want to be young beautiful women who everyone wants to fuck. Newsflash: so do old women, ugly women and weird women. Everybody wanted to be Grace Kelly, just for a little while. It’s just not in the cards for everyone, and the life experience of a real woman doesn’t span purely the period in time when she is a Stacy. Trannyism reduces everything about a woman’s life to the brief period where she is most likely to be viewed as an object of sexual desire to males. Old age, motherhood, girlhood, caring responsibilities: all of this doesn’t make their pricks hard, so it’s like it doesn’t exist. It’s not validating to their fantasy of being Linda Evangelista circa 1992.

That’s not fucking feminism of any stripe. That’s old fashioned wanking misogyny.
To be like something and to want to become something are two different things. Case in point: Drag queens, who are actually the better representation of what trans women are attempting to pull off: which is the essence of a woman. (Albeit, in a very performative, hyperbolic (and, it could be argued low-key misogynistic) version of woman.) But, at the end of the day they realize that they aren't women (because they know they can't be), and their expression (imitation) of them can then be seen as the highest form of flattery. Trans women, however... want to BE them. Take their spot, spaces, be the 2.0 version of them. Which is why their entitled (and patently narcissistic) selves holler and cry bully every time they're met with people who don't/won't put up with their nonsense. You can't reason with them, present factual evidence suggesting their proposition to be impossible, they don't even learn when going through the agonizing and life-altering process of transition. It will be so, and no one can stop them. Segue to...
Perverted men who pretend to be women scare the women who only like women.
So the women who only like women pretend these perverted men are women.
The women who only like women are still scared of the perverted men pretending to be women but everyone pretends it's okay.
Unfortunately, the only people excluded are real men who would happily beat the shit out of the perverted men pretending to be women if they only had a dog in the fight.
Which they don't. Otherwise the perverted men would never have become perverted in the first place.
... this beautifully articulated paradox that causes me to continue affirming (lol) that this is man's greatest colonization. Forget seizing a foreign nation or even terraforming another planet. Plant your flag on the other gender and attain the ultimate power. What makes this a Machiavellian, 8D chess move is due to the fact that the very recipients of this gender are fighting tooth and nail to keep their invaders/oppressors where they are. Except for the TERFs, of course. God bless those true IRL Amazonians. Trans men don't fight to be in cismen's spaces as vigorous and virulently as trams women for the simple reason that, by nature, women don't fight men and even if they did, men would put up a fight. Their "rights" (which appears to be nothing more than invading men's bathrooms) come from the rallying of trans women wanting to be not only in restrooms, but bathhouses, showers, spas, dressing rooms, sports teams, organizations, similarly-situated #metoo sisters, dating apps, EVERYTHING! Essentially a man fighting for a woman. Damn, what a back-to-square-one realization! Thus, the only way those AGPs could get shooed away is to allow the men to be men.
 
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