Diseased Neo-Pagans / Witches on the Internet / Witchblr - SMT IRL, but with fatties

[Agarathium1066]

I will never forgive "witches" for ruining flower crowns.

Don't let losers ruin beautiful and fun things. Wear them, be happy, be proud, and if someone gives you guff call 'em a faggot.

 

[Pixelated T-Rex]

There's been no gripe about Christians and their faith from myself nor have I labeled anyone except for the guy talking about how great Christianity is in comparison a Christian. You're seeing what you want to and making connections that aren't there. And I'd be up for an actual discussion about my faith, but as the two of you sperging in this thread about it have shown, any sort of discussion with you is of bad faith and you fail to heed anything I've already said about it

Anyone actually curious or interested in hearing my experience and isn't spamming "AWOO!! I WORSHIP WOLF BECAUISE COOL", feel free to DM me as others have done

Dude, you're on KiwiFarms. What do you think you're achieving, here? Why are you trying to have an earnest conversation about the nuances of heathenry and Norse paganism on KiwiFarms? Read the room. You're making yourself look like an idiot, bitching about people responding in "bad faith."

 

[Fenrir Worshipper]

Dude, you're on KiwiFarms. What do you think you're achieving, here? Why are you trying to have an earnest conversation about the nuances of heathenry and Norse paganism on KiwiFarms? Read the room. You're making yourself look like an idiot, bitching about people responding in "bad faith."

Haha, well, you are right. That conversation is long since over though, so let's get back to what this thread is for

 

[Skitarii]

There's been no gripe about Christians and their faith from myself nor have I labeled anyone except for the guy talking about how great Christianity is in comparison a Christian. You're seeing what you want to and making connections that aren't there. And I'd be up for an actual discussion about my faith, but as the two of you sperging in this thread about it have shown, any sort of discussion with you is of bad faith and you fail to heed anything I've already said about it

Anyone actually curious or interested in hearing my experience and isn't spamming "AWOO!! I WORSHIP WOLF BECAUISE COOL", feel free to DM me as others have done

Cringe furry says pagan rights

 

[Sparkling Yuzu]

@Fenrir Worshipper dox:

 

[Trashtaur]

I know this is a bit off-topic, but this entire thread just reminded me of one of my first (and last) experiences I had with one of these so called “pagans” back in high school.

I was joking around with a classmate one day when I brought up Greek Mythology at some point. (I like learning/talking about Ancient Civilizations & Mythology in general)

Classmate then proceeds to talk about how they worship both Apollo AND Lucifer (they were being serious), and how they had received some “sign” from Lucifer that day in the form of a raven hanging out by the school.

I basically went “oh, cool” and ended the conversation after that. I never spoke to them again.

I have nothing against them, but that entire conversation got really uncomfortable really fast and I just wanted to leave.

I don‘t consider myself to be a very superstitious person, but anything regarding people unironically worshipping demons/fallen angels and shit like that creeps me tf out.

(Also how tf do you worship a Greek God and a Christian Figure at the same time, I knew they were full of bs at that point but it didn’t make me any less uneasy.)

 

[Flexo]

(Also how tf do you worship a Greek God and a Christian Figure at the same time, I knew they were full of bs at that point but it didn’t make me any less uneasy.)

Actually there is a very old tradition in Christian and Jewish literature both of the pagan gods being seen as demons deceiving the other nations.

But this thread has enough spergery. Let's just say there's a lot out there if you want to look.

 

[Sparkling Yuzu]

I know this is a bit off-topic, but this entire thread just reminded me of one of my first (and last) experiences I had with one of these so called “pagans” back in high school.

I was joking around with a classmate one day when I brought up Greek Mythology at some point. (I like learning/talking about Ancient Civilizations & Mythology in general)

Classmate then proceeds to talk about how they worship both Apollo AND Lucifer (they were being serious), and how they had received some “sign” from Lucifer that day in the form of a raven hanging out by the school.

I basically went “oh, cool” and ended the conversation after that. I never spoke to them again.

I have nothing against them, but that entire conversation got really uncomfortable really fast and I just wanted to leave.

I don‘t consider myself to be a very superstitious person, but anything regarding people unironically worshipping demons/fallen angels and shit like that creeps me tf out.

(Also how tf do you worship a Greek God and a Christian Figure at the same time, I knew they were full of bs at that point but it didn’t make me any less uneasy.)

That reminds me of the lolcow Stephanie Cianfriglia who worships demons AND Egyptian Gods AND Celtic Gods.

 

[GranDuke]

I'm sure that some perennialist could explain how any of those combinations are perfectly okay.

 

[Shmuel "Sam" Coinsniffer]

I'm sure that some perennialist could explain how any of those combinations are perfectly okay.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nos,_Book_of_the_Resurrection

Just drive-by posting this here. Yeah, as whack as it sounds that guy didnt invented the Apollo-Lucifer combination.

 

[Protistology]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nos,_Book_of_the_Resurrection

Just drive-by posting this here. Yeah, as whack as it sounds that guy didnt invented the Apollo-Lucifer combination.

Miguel Serrano is peak whack.

Spoiler: White people are space aliens from another dimension

In 1984 he published his 643-page tome, Adolf Hitler, el Último Avatãra (Adolf Hitler: The Last Avatar), which is dedicated "To the glory of the Führer, Adolf Hitler". In this arcane work, Serrano unfolds his ultimate philosophical testament through elaborate esoteric and mythological symbolism. He insists that there has been a vast historical conspiracy to conceal the origins of evolved humankind. Serrano's epic vista opens with extragalactic beings who founded the First Hyperborea, a terrestrial but non-physical realm, which was neither geographically limited nor bound by the circles of reincarnation. The Hyperboreans were asexual and reproduced through "plasmic emanations" from their ethereal bodies; the Vril power was theirs to command, the light of the Black Sun coursed through their veins and they saw with the third eye. Serrano contends that the last documents relating to them were destroyed along with the Alexandrian Library, and that, latterly, these beings have been misunderstood as extraterrestrials arriving in spaceships or UFOs. However, the First Hyperborea was immaterial and altogether outside our mechanistic universe.

The latter is under the jurisdiction of the Demiurge, an inferior godlet whose realm is the physical planet earth. The Demiurge had created a bestial imitation of humanity in the form of proto-human "robots" like Neanderthal Man, and intentionally consigned his creatures to an endless cycle of involuntary reincarnation on the earthly plane to no higher purpose. The Hyperboreans recoiled in horror from this entrapment within the Demiurge's cycles.

Determined upon a heroic war to reclaim the Demiurge's deteriorating world, the Hyperboreans clothed themselves in material bodies and descended on to the Second Hyperborea, a ring-shaped continent around the North Pole. During this Golden Age or Satya Yuga, they magnanimously instructed the Demiurge's creations (the Black, Yellow and Red races native to the planet) and began to raise them above their animal condition. Then disaster struck; some of the Hyperboreans rebelled and intermingled their blood with the creatures of the Demiurge, and through this transgression Paradise was lost. Serrano refers to Genesis 6.4: "the sons of God came in to the daughters of men, and they bore children to them". By diluting the divine blood, the primordial miscegenation accelerated the process of material decay. This was reflected in outward catastrophes and the North and South Poles reversed positions as a result of the fall of a comet or moon. The polar continent disappeared beneath the deluge and Hyperborea became invisible again. The Hyperboreans themselves survived, some taking refuge at the South Pole. Serrano regards the mysterious appearance of the fine and artistic Cro-Magnon Man in Europe as evidence of Hyperboreans driven southward by the Ice Age.

Spoiler: White people are space aliens from another dimension

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Miguel_Serrano#Ideas

 

[MLK Ultra]

I got into this shit in school cause I wanted to bang a witch girl named Emily. Turns out she wasn't even a witch just a hippie. Had to buy a Grateful Dead album instead.

 

[Shmuel "Sam" Coinsniffer]

Miguel Serrano is peak whack.

Powerlevel but I know people in the nationalist (read: nazi) scene, and there's this section of pagans and occultists, and I have been given zines and books by various authors. I thoroughly enjoyed books by Serrano and James Mason (not siege, his religious books), because when you reach the parody horizon event of "aryans wuz aliens and lived in Palestine, and God was a UFO and Hitler has vril ufo armada in antarctic", you manage to cancel out your dying brain cells trying to make sense of it all, and you just enjoy it as is. There's this dissonance of a product entering from the schizo world of the author to the dimension where the rest of us live. It's like the paintings of Salvador Dali, that mix and break the laws of waking and sleeping world. When you wake up, you're still half-asleep, and these different laws come into conflict, but by the time you've taken your morning piss you've fully oriented yourself to the waking world. The enjoyment is borne from that crash course of different worlds.

The queer antifa leftist "pagans" are just cringeworthy, the Miguel Serrano/James Mason stuff is actually hilarious and enjoyable, even if not in its original intended meaning.

 

[Feline Supremacist]

Freya disapproves of these so-called pagans and is riding her cat chariot the fuck outta here.

 

[A Very Big Fish]

Powerlevel but I know people in the nationalist (read: nazi) scene, and there's this section of pagans and occultists, and I have been given zines and books by various authors. I thoroughly enjoyed books by Serrano and James Mason (not siege, his religious books), because when you reach the parody horizon event of "aryans wuz aliens and lived in Palestine, and God was a UFO and Hitler has vril ufo armada in antarctic", you manage to cancel out your dying brain cells trying to make sense of it all, and you just enjoy it as is. There's this dissonance of a product entering from the schizo world of the author to the dimension where the rest of us live. It's like the paintings of Salvador Dali, that mix and break the laws of waking and sleeping world. When you wake up, you're still half-asleep, and these different laws come into conflict, but by the time you've taken your morning piss you've fully oriented yourself to the waking world. The enjoyment is borne from that crash course of different worlds.

The queer antifa leftist "pagans" are just cringeworthy, the Miguel Serrano/James Mason stuff is actually hilarious and enjoyable, even if not in its original intended meaning.

Pretty much the whole reason I used to watch Ancient Aliens. Granted, these guys sounds like they would out-schizo good ol' Giorgio.

 

[The Great Milenko]

Virgin Fenir Worshipers vs. Chad Great Grey Wolf Sifs

 

[Shmuel "Sam" Coinsniffer]

Pretty much the whole reason I used to watch Ancient Aliens. Granted, these guys sounds like they would out-schizo good ol' Giorgio.

Giorgio is a fuckin' lightweight. Mason's "Revisiting Revelations" begins with the author telling how he was smoking crack and fucking with a crackwhore he gained divine revelation how angels are actually 4th dimensional beings and God is an alien it only gets crazier from there: Hitler and Jesus (also possibly Mohammad) are aboard a starship that is travelling to earth to kick off the Second Coming, and the Starship is actually the Heavenly Jerusalem described in the Bible. I was immediately hooked from the beginning and read almost the entire book in one go.

To keep this somewhat related, this sub is a goldmine: https://www.reddit.com/r/paganism/comments/wcl4rs/what_are_your_thoughts_on_godspouses/

 

[speedweed]

To keep this somewhat related, this sub is a goldmine: https://www.reddit.com/r/paganism/comments/wcl4rs/what_are_your_thoughts_on_godspouses/

There's some real fuckin specimens down in the replies.

Spoiler: Some Choice Cuts

Jesus lives rent free within the minds of these people lmao. Can't even have a conversation about godspouses without bringing up Christ.


""It's probably time to examine that ""
I think that if you genuinely believed God (and by extension his wrath) was real you probably wouldn't shop around for different religions. "I just picked being Pagan to be edgy, special and different, like the godspouses" true.


Not getting laid is totally valid, you guys.


Then this crazy cunt ends the conversation. I think he might have a chip on his shoulder

And as a bonus, more from this guy. He's replying to Jiktten's comment in the second image:

Dude your youth pastor chastised you for smoking weed at summer camp, you weren't "stung by the blade of Christian judgement", chill.

 

[Flexo]

To keep this somewhat related, this sub is a goldmine: https://www.reddit.com/r/paganism/comments/wcl4rs/what_are_your_thoughts_on_godspouses/

That whole thread is like a stand-up wet's dream.

"Damn you so ugly, not even the devil will fuck ya."
"Damn you so ugly, Loki would rather fuck a horse."
"Damn you so ugly, Zeus went back to his wife."

Etc

 

[NoReturn]

Actually there is a very old tradition in Christian and Jewish literature both of the pagan gods being seen as demons deceiving the other nations.

There's also the whole "Elohim is plural" aspect wherein some early religions were all "All gods are real, but ours is the best" turned into "There is only one god."
He touches on it in these videos, but this whole channel is gold.