DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
I don't understand it. What is Phil's excessive need to repeat the same shit 4 or 5 times -some times literally right In a row- and in every schedule about what he's doing, what he's done? He explained all the games he played and what's he going to play during Game Pass last night, repeats it again when he's done, repeats all again during daily wrap and will repeat it all again today during Pre Stream. What the fuck was his upbringing like? His parents must've been harping on his ass with repeatedly reminded him what to do every minute of every day cause he repeats his schedule and has it in written and Audio form 6 times a day. Again he has no one in real life to tell him to stfu, or if you're in his chat a try to be as nice as possible and say we've heard all THIS BLOCK BANNED! to use DSPs words against him, No One Cares!

It's because he has nobody to talk to, or at. He thinks that he's an important voice with meaningful opinions because he's shut himself out from real life for so long.
 
Did.. Dave make Derich an autist? Surely being exposed to Dave in an unironic setting for that long would have medium to severe consequences, right? Perhaps Derich would've only had to struggle with his porn addiction if he never discovered DSP
Derich was already born retarded with Phil having little to do with him being a retard. Derich's porn addiction only became as big as it is now because of the pandemic as Derich's parents didn't care what their retarded child was doing online all day. Derich was confirmed to be browsing Twitter porn on the school issue laptop. Derich was already curious about porn as he already had playlists for it by the time he started to watch Phil
 
As much effort as Phil does to duck Fightcade and SFV, he could have actually put some time into it and become half decent at it.

SFV doesn't make him rage folks, he can go up there and rack up wins despite having little to zero knowledge on the game. If that was the case, SFV would be featured on his "Friday Night Fights".
 
Is it me or is Phil's voice so much worse. I was watching some vids that were even a couple of years old and listening now he really has that scratchy alcoholic voice. If you listen to him laugh he can barely laugh. It reminds me of a much less extreme version of like a Tara Reid.
Might be the worsening of his pigsplaining of everything, especially food. You learn to tune him out because he will just not shut up or get to the point. Which also makes him as terrible white noise or something to have on the background.

Like the other day he mentioned his voice from all the talking he does but he's no different then a yammering, gossiping office worker or a 16 year old girl. So after all that rambling he gets a very scratchy horse voice and does the throat clears which rivals his belching and snorts.

EERRHHRRRRHRHRHRMMM
 
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Growing up in a rough area in Bridgeport I imagine the topic of mental disorders didn't come up much. I bet you people just thought Phil was a little "off" and that's how he flew under the radar.
he is only a few years older than me, but no, mental health and that jargon was around back then but it's not like it is today.

just google autism in adults. he hits so many of them.
 
this skinwalker can't understand people do things for fun or for shits and giggles like play Power Wash Simulator cause it's over-ratted since he played it for 15 mins.

that amazes me the most, he just can't understand basic human things. A game needs to have value and the game has no purpose...says the guy who milked microsoft flight simulator.
 
Is it me or is Phil's voice so much worse. I was watching some vids that were even a couple of years old and listening now he really has that scratchy alcoholic voice. If you listen to him laugh he can barely laugh. It reminds me of a much less extreme version of like a Tara Reid.
Phil's alcohol consumption is likely a reason why he has "post-nasal drip" and snorts constantly. Alcohol irritates and inflames some internal surfaces, which increase mucus. I've always noticed Phil had a scratchy voice except for way back in his FGC videos, because he's had serious alcoholic addiction for at least a decade that we know of.
 
this skinwalker can't understand people do things for fun or for shits and giggles like play Power Wash Simulator cause it's over-ratted since he played it for 15 mins.

that amazes me the most, he just can't understand basic human things. A game needs to have value and the game has no purpose...says the guy who milked microsoft flight simulator.
And he's the worse Power Washer I've ever seen. Yeah on paper it's fuckin boring but it's also very therapeutic. Nothing like popping some aderall and going to town on a game like House Flipper.

Of course, he doesn't get that you make the fun of it. It's about to be efficient with your washing strokes or whatever you want to call it. This shit can be applied to real life even like going to the gas station squeeging your windows so you don't have streaks.

So yeah, he doesn't get the point of these types of games. Won't even bother learning to color the Sonichu in the lines efficiently.
 
Holy shit, how can you be as autistic as phil and get nearly everything wrong about EVO, oddly except the pedo mr Wizard parts...FOR SOME REASON.

Everything else he pretty much made up and his hate boner for the cannon brothers started to show.

EDIT - wait, it's like a St Elsewere things where these stories, factoids and memba berries are all in his head but he's not a mute staring at a snowglobe, he's the complete opposite

EDIT 2 - I think it's happening, I think he's finally losing it.

I usually look into these spergs for DSP vs Reality and for this evo crap he's babbling about I can't find anything about this thing that he said "everyone" is talking about and was all over social media.

I surely didn't see the conversation between a vtuber and some rando on twitter who phil doesn't know if they're a sony rep
I SURELY didn't see ANYONE say the Xbox has less input lag or that only this year people want to play on PC over ps4.
did he literally make all this up?

I did see sony posted a news story that says you can watch evo on youtube and twitch eventhough phil claims they said you can't see it on twitch.

It's finally happening, he's snapped, he's going on some insane ramble about sony for some reason.

Darkdave pointed it out on twitter, it's a basic "adhere to our branding guidelines to use our product for your own personal gain" agreement, which, I'm sure DSP, the marketing business degree man knows...right?
 
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A cope and seethe begment about EVO, doing a lap of victory that Mr Wiz is a nonce.

Phil going from cheering that Sony had bought out the Cannon brothers to now steaming that they've santisied any restreamers because of the aformentioned scandals.

Also a paid shill rant and everyone was mean to Phil about Dying Light 2 streamers to cap off the seething that he's not paid and it aahnest.
 
I don't think enough is made about Phil's claims about Mr. Wiz and EVO. Back when Mr. Wiz was first exposed, Phil bragged about how he knew the whole time which is a terrible thing since he did nothing about it. He can make the BS excuse he didn't want to be blacklisted from the FGC for making the claims, but at some point Phil had left the FGC and was one of the most widely viewed gaming youtubers and he never took the chance to try and expose him and save some future victims.
 
I don't think enough is made about Phil's claims about Mr. Wiz and EVO. Back when Mr. Wiz was first exposed, Phil bragged about how he knew the whole time which is a terrible thing since he did nothing about it. He can make the BS excuse he didn't want to be blacklisted from the FGC for making the claims, but at some point Phil had left the FGC and was one of the most widely viewed gaming youtubers and he never took the chance to try and expose him and save some future victims.
He probably couldn't think of a low effort way to monetize it.
 
this skinwalker can't understand people do things for fun or for shits and giggles like play Power Wash Simulator cause it's over-ratted since he played it for 15 mins.

that amazes me the most, he just can't understand basic human things. A game needs to have value and the game has no purpose...says the guy who milked microsoft flight simulator.
I like to watch Gray still Plays and just came across 3dBotmaker racing matchbox cars and Marbula 1 racing marbles as stupid as that sounds. All get way more views than the childrens entertainer by the way.
I don't think enough is made about Phil's claims about Mr. Wiz and EVO. Back when Mr. Wiz was first exposed, Phil bragged about how he knew the whole time which is a terrible thing since he did nothing about it. He can make the BS excuse he didn't want to be blacklisted from the FGC for making the claims, but at some point Phil had left the FGC and was one of the most widely viewed gaming youtubers and he never took the chance to try and expose him and save some future victims.
Especially since we know how he just loves to shit on anyone when they're down
 
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