Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

If you were Taylor Swift, whom would you rather date?

  • Russell Greer

    Votes: 117 4.5%
  • Travis Kelce

    Votes: 138 5.3%
  • Null

    Votes: 1,449 55.8%
  • Kanye West

    Votes: 283 10.9%
  • Ariana Grande

    Votes: 608 23.4%

  • Total voters
    2,595
except monsoon season (as is occurring in the tropics at the moment) involves a metric fuckload of rain as well as storms
your man has a Redditor-tier knack for not knowing what things mean

in fairness, his dream type is generic, toothy and fake, and there are countless millions of them on Instagram, who also have standards
I thought monsoon season was anywhere within 5 feet of Greer as well.
 
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I would say probably is her dad, Russ. What, you don't see the other person in the photo as competition?
I would also say that is definitely her mother, judging by the smile and the extra little smirk they both have between their right cheeks and lips.
Russ- the only person who gets jealous of women having fathers/brothers/uncles.

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Imagine you’re a man who bought a Chrysler with a 116,000 miles on it and your dream scenario to woo an NFL cheerleader who is celebrating earning her law degree from UNLV is to take her to IHOP.

Over chocolate pancakes, you regale CheerLaw10 with the saga of the fake fat judge who ruled that Taylor Swift owed you no duty to make you a star, but quip that if the law talkin’ cheerleader had been on your side, Taylor Swift would now literally be your maid servant polishing your shoes AND your Grammys.

CheerLaw10 agrees and plays the flirty footsie with you that you should’ve gotten from Taylor Swift. She tells an anecdote about her time in law school, but you don’t listen, because you’re too busy imagining your adopted parents and bio sister resenting that you’ve finally found the perfect 10 you’ve been owed since birth but they wouldn’t help you win.

CheerLaw10 wants to conclude the evening with a gas station coffee just like you do. You tell her she’s beautiful as she sips her styrofoam cup and she smiles, because in all her life, this gorgeous model caliber woman ain’t never been told that buy any man, ever. Sex on your Goodwill loveseat will obviously follow.

Imagine this being not only your idea of the perfect date, but being wholly unable to fathom that anything better could even exist for CheerLaw10.
 
Why does he always say stuff like "why are you dating your brother" anyway? Leaving aside the fact that I have no idea what he means by that, in what scenario would any meaning of that ever accomplish anything?
It's saying "I refuse to acknowledge you're dating another man. All men in your photos must be Blood Relatives, or else you're Falsely Allegating and Leading On The Fruits. Don't make this mistake again, you fucking whore. Also i love you"
 
Why does he always say stuff like "why are you dating your brother" anyway? Leaving aside the fact that I have no idea what he means by that, in what scenario would any meaning of that ever accomplish anything?
He says "is that your brother/dad" to any woman who has a man in her pictures. Russ firmly believes that any woman he sets his sights on is his, and if she dare interact with other men, she's cheating on him. He had a full-blown melt down when a model he was lusting after dared to post a picture of her with her fiancee. He went nuts and told her she hated the disabled, she was only dating him for his looks and money (he had no proof of this of course) and he was unfollowing her. It was funny actually.

It's saying "I refuse to acknowledge you're dating another man. All men in your photos must be Blood Relatives, or else you're Falsely Allegating and Leading On The Fruits. Don't make this mistake again, you fucking whore. Also i love you"
Remember when he told a model who posted a pic of her bf that she was hurting her prospects by showing she wasn't single? He really does think that A)Instagram is a dating site, and B)Beautiful women who have no shortage of prospects for bfs/husbands would troll the comments of their photos looking for Mr. Right. That's what HE does, so he believes everyone else does as well, and does the same thing when looking for a hookup/partner/sex slave/source of their latest human skinsuit.
 
Welcome to the 3800th page of spergery over Russell "Shitlips" Magical Star Buddy Greer the Drool Golem and ultimate Eggshell Skull Plaintiff who is SURE to overturn Nevada's puritanical laws designed purely to stop him from getting his penis suckd by 9s and 10s for a reasonable price but no ability to refuse the sucking of the GreerPeen because otherwise you hate the disabled and have no reosect for chocolate or his penis!
 
Especially the chocolate covered ones. Russ has a special reosect for chocolate, as we all know. Maybe to mix things up once in a while he could take her to "Whalburgers". How could a gorgeous NFL cheerleader who also is an attorney turn that down? No other guy is even gonna come close to offering something like that.
That's just crazy talk. To take a woman not only to IHOP but Whalburgers as well? I mean what other tricks is he going to pull out? Maybe pick her up in his Hyundia Elantra for a trip to Cold Stone to get ice cream and if she plays her cards right dinner at Olive Garden. Only the ballingest ballers that have ever balled could pull those moves off. The price alone would set him back maybe $50 not including tip of course and who has $50 in today's economy?

And then when her head is swimming with passion he takes her back to his place, fumbles around under the sheets and next morning presents her with a breakfast composed of Costco muffins, chocolate milk and Malt O' Meal cereal.
 
There's been two notable times he's come across women posing with their actual fathers.

One was Javai the cheerleader, where he got upset and was like "How DARE he touch you like that!" Because he had his arm around her.

The other was some different girl, and he kept making weird comments about getting her dad's blessing for them to date. This dude was a big tall buff gym dad looking guy who could pick Russ up with one hand and throw him.
 
There's been two notable times he's come across women posing with their actual fathers.

One was Javai the cheerleader, where he got upset and was like "How DARE he touch you like that!" Because he had his arm around her.

The other was some different girl, and he kept making weird comments about getting her dad's blessing for them to date. This dude was a big tall buff gym dad looking guy who could pick Russ up with one hand and throw him.
He got pissed when she was talking to a male reporter too. He truly believes that once he declares a girl is his girlfriend, she really is, regardless of her wishes. He expects them to understand what a huge honor it is. It's the same leap of logic that made him think sending Taylor Swift a song that was less than two minutes legally obligated her to end her career and support him without fail.
 
Has he ever been slapped down by some girl after he declared her " My Girlfriend ". Other than Hookers.
Now on IG they just ignore him or block him if they don't remove his posts.
 
There's been two notable times he's come across women posing with their actual fathers.

One was Javai the cheerleader, where he got upset and was like "How DARE he touch you like that!" Because he had his arm around her.

The other was some different girl, and he kept making weird comments about getting her dad's blessing for them to date. This dude was a big tall buff gym dad looking guy who could pick Russ up with one hand and throw him.
Only he is allowed to have his arm around hookers, his gnarled claws digging in so hard it leaves a bruise.
 
There's been two notable times he's come across women posing with their actual fathers.

One was Javai the cheerleader, where he got upset and was like "How DARE he touch you like that!" Because he had his arm around her.

The other was some different girl, and he kept making weird comments about getting her dad's blessing for them to date. This dude was a big tall buff gym dad looking guy who could pick Russ up with one hand and throw him.
Was it these?

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And a couple more I came across while looking

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Eta: found the post @DrJonesHat was referring to as well.
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Gosh Russ, can't imagine why we keep following you when you keep making totally normal comments like that on instagram

Likewise, it's a complete mystery as to how he could possibly still be single. And how can these e-thots possibly resist immediately DMing Russ to arrange that IHOP date, what with Russ wooing them with wooing words that persuasive? Totally nothing creepy, possessive, bitter, or unhinged with what Shit-Lips is saying in those posts.
 
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