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I mean, I kind of assumed that already. Kid's not right.
Careercow Brandon "Bam" Margera - From Jackass to Lolcow
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Fetal alcohol syndrome
Bixby Snyder
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He could just take after Bam.
Either way, my money is on Bam committing suicide high/drunk.
The media would boo-hoo about him having problems and we wouldn't know until a week or so later it was a suicide. His family would all gather around the cameras and cry about how he was a brilliant creator who had demons. Jackass crew would be sad and do the talk show and podcast circuit, conveniently forgetting how much of a shithead he was. A few guys would be honest and point out how much of a shithead he was. His wife will be demonized as stealing his kid and driving him down that road. His gay finish lover will make a few songs about him
The real winners will be the companies.
Jackass will have a brief reemergence as people see his name in the news. They may even release a special edition with 'never before seen footage' of Bam. A limited edition board will be released and probably will do okay, with diehards seeing it as a collectible. Then the dust will settle and people will quickly forget the shithead, except for maybe a few Youtube documentaries or legal issues with his wife trying to get cash from the estate
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I wouldn't be surprised if this is exactly what happens.
A year/year-and-a-half ago I held out some hope that Bam would turn his life around, but now I've abandoned all hope for him.
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I don't think Bam would actually kill himself. His ego is too big for that. It'll probably be a Fenty or meth overdose like all of the other white trash druggies is Florida.
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I respectfully disagree.
If he was sober and just had problems, I would agree with him having too big of an ego.
However, overwhelming majority of suicides involve alcohol and/or drugs. I personally think it’s why people say shit like, “He was so happy and pleasant, I could never see him doing that!” Sure there is more to it but when your fucked up people tend to get more emotional and looser inhibitions, and in Bam’s case much more unstable. Basically the exact conditions that most people commit suicide,
I wish he would get help and all that shit, but I don’t see his story ending too well.
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Just found this thread, but am shocked to see Bam is still not completely over his Ville Valo crush - that profile pic screams this-is-totally-not-a-heartagram.
As a die-hard HIM fan in my youth, I found it totally annoying and creepy that Bam literally stole the bands logo and plastered it all over his 'art' and shows, and even copied several of Ville Valos tattoos.
Not to mention directing a few of the bands music videos where it's literally just Ville walking around a house shirtless. Bizarre.
Wow, blast from the past. Clearly 20 years later i'm still not over it. Fuck you, Bam.
Not to mention directing a few of the bands music videos where it's literally just Ville walking around a house shirtless. Bizarre.
Wow, blast from the past. Clearly 20 years later i'm still not over it. Fuck you, Bam.
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I heard awhile back that Bam no longer has any contact with Vallo. I guess he went a little bit too psycho fanboy and Vallo finally cut contact. Bam has always had a boner for Icelandic bands, before HIM it was The Sounds. Gonna guess he just couldn't get them to pay attention to him beyond being paid to play his first wedding though.
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He seems to be doing alright, no idea why he'd deserve a thread here. There's the stevie Williams shit but that's like 20 years ago, and he dresses a bit cringe but so do a lot of skaters.
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HIM are from Finland though.
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And the Sounds is Swedish....
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So I know a little of the inside of the bam/ville breakup from mutual friends, though take it with a grain of salt
Way back when ville had a few attempts at sobriety (or his definition of it, anyway. He still drinks). Bam wasn't supportive of it in the slightest.
Despite ville almost killing himself in his addiction - depression haze, bam didn't want to lose his party buddy so he'd pressure him into a lot of partying. I think bam knew that while sober, they had nothing in common and couldn't maintain a friendship that involved actual communication rather than just shit talking over cases of beer.
So they just grew apart. Ville was surprisingly not as weirded out about the whole obsession. He's a bit of a narcissist so he enjoyed it and bam pimping the heartagram really boosted their band so he wasn't complaining. He just realized he didn't like thebguy unless they were wasted
Way back when ville had a few attempts at sobriety (or his definition of it, anyway. He still drinks). Bam wasn't supportive of it in the slightest.
Despite ville almost killing himself in his addiction - depression haze, bam didn't want to lose his party buddy so he'd pressure him into a lot of partying. I think bam knew that while sober, they had nothing in common and couldn't maintain a friendship that involved actual communication rather than just shit talking over cases of beer.
So they just grew apart. Ville was surprisingly not as weirded out about the whole obsession. He's a bit of a narcissist so he enjoyed it and bam pimping the heartagram really boosted their band so he wasn't complaining. He just realized he didn't like thebguy unless they were wasted
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The Anathema tattoo on his neck is worse. They're a great band who deserve a LOT more recognition, but not like that.
Pretty sure Bam'll got into them through Valo—HIM took Anathema on tour once, because they're supposed to be Valo's favourite band (after Carcass.) I went to see HIM just to see Anathema supporting—stayed to watch the headliner, and didn't get it at all. They were like a goth Bon Jovi.
Pretty sure Bam'll got into them through Valo—HIM took Anathema on tour once, because they're supposed to be Valo's favourite band (after Carcass.) I went to see HIM just to see Anathema supporting—stayed to watch the headliner, and didn't get it at all. They were like a goth Bon Jovi.
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His son at the very least had fetal alcohol syndrome and nobody talks enough about how as that kid gets older he looks nothing like Bam.
An incredibly ironic heartagram ripoff that highlights the family he abandoned
And Duffel isn’t a cow, he’s a clueless, sheltered, naive, straight edge kid from Walnut Creek, CA.
If you know anything about Walnut Creek it explains the Stevie Williams fiasco a lot. Walnut Creek is home to the Karen’s that vote blue and call black people the n word when they find them in their neighborhood. Walnut Creek also has some of the most segregated areas of all of the Bay Area
Funny story; they had to make a new heartagram because Bam doesn’t own it and the usage rights to the logo were only extended to Element Skateboards, which Bam is not welcome at any more and Johnny left years ago as CEO. So because of that you know have this:
An incredibly ironic heartagram ripoff that highlights the family he abandoned
And Duffel isn’t a cow, he’s a clueless, sheltered, naive, straight edge kid from Walnut Creek, CA.
If you know anything about Walnut Creek it explains the Stevie Williams fiasco a lot. Walnut Creek is home to the Karen’s that vote blue and call black people the n word when they find them in their neighborhood. Walnut Creek also has some of the most segregated areas of all of the Bay Area
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Fair. Though both would be considered Scandinavian. I don't listen to either so I don't care.
Somehow that design reminds me of a gynecology office logo or some shit.
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Rate me all the puzzle pieces but bam would probably be doing better emotionally if he just accepted he's gay.
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No, you’re right. The general consensus of this thread is that he’s a closeted gay/bi man who’s afraid of the fallout if he came out.
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#FREEBAM is on suicide watch after this post:
Surely this will shut all the internet detectives up who swear they know better than Bam’s parents, right?
Surely this will shut all the internet detectives up who swear they know better than Bam’s parents, right?
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Is it even possible to reason with mentally ill freaks fixated on celebrities.
It will just be dismissed with some lunatic conspiracy theory by that freaky fat tranny et all.
Edit, the family only seems to post old pics of Bam before he became a bloated piece of shit. It's sad really, they must be even more disappointed in what he has become then we are.
It will just be dismissed with some lunatic conspiracy theory by that freaky fat tranny et all.
Edit, the family only seems to post old pics of Bam before he became a bloated piece of shit. It's sad really, they must be even more disappointed in what he has become then we are.
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I saw one retard a few weeks ago - may have been our thread mascot Lappy in fact - claim that Jess cannot be trusted in any public statements because of the conflict of interest created by living at Castle Bam and working out of the recording studio there.
Like these people are telling on themselves, what they’re really saying is they wouldn’t trust their own sibling to live in their home if they were rich.