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Think I might have already mentioned this in an Animal Control thread years ago, but for most of my time at college I dated someone who drew transformation fetish material, and was very much into the fetish herself.

Before anyone asks, no, I'm not going to dox her, as she's honestly a really cool person even if she does have some weird kinks. And it's totally nothing to do with the fact that she currently works at a forensic lab and so would know how to kill me and convincingly make it look like an accident.
 
Think I might have already mentioned this in an Animal Control thread years ago, but for most of my time at college I dated someone who drew transformation fetish material, and was very much into the fetish herself.

Before anyone asks, no, I'm not going to dox her, as she's honestly a really cool person even if she does have some weird kinks. And it's totally nothing to do with the fact that she currently works at a forensic lab and so would know how to kill me and convincingly make it look like an accident.
Hopefully it isn't Otter. She seems nice as well.
 
1) I don’t actually like hockey despite the name and avatar.

2) My biggest regret is that I never got to be a delivery driver when I was a teenager. Seriously. This is my first time putting this into words. Didn’t have a car in high school, and by the time I bought one in college, I had a job that paid better than working for Dominos. I should regret things like playing way too much vidya in high school but nope, this is the one thing that’s stuck with me consistently for over a decade. I think it’s that I am romanticizing the idea of it more than what the reality would be. Driving around at night, trying to be as efficient as possible, squeezing through on stale yellows...yeah it’s autistic af I grant you. I‘ve always taken weird pride in being able to navigate whatever city I end up living in without GPS as soon as possible. I like finding the quickest ways between A and B. I would make a great delivery man!
I could totally sign up for Uber Eats but I don’t think that would be the cure; my tax bracket and gas prices make it basically volunteerism, I’m not a reckless teenage driver anymore, I’d rather spend my time outside of work with my family, I don’t speak Hindi...etcetc. I just wanna have a chance to be 16 with a 90s Civic delivering pizza damnit!
 
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