Dramacow Dayton HyperNova / Earl Shultz / Cade Dorian Paradoxa / Earl David Shultz / th3bl8ckm8sQu3r8d3 - Autist Psycho Tranny Who Screams at and Beats Family on YouTube; Steals Money from them for Queer Boutique; Believes that he's Engaged to Christina Ricci

[Furry killer]

He looks more and more like what would happen if Dan Avidan tried drag but didn't know how women dressed.

Also is this "Andy Warhol Mom" real or is that just an Op that's been going on for a while?

Do you really think the real Warhol mom gives a fuck about this insane tranny? Come on now.

 

[rosechupacabra]

He looks more and more like what would happen if Dan Avidan tried drag but didn't know how women dressed.

Also is this "Andy Warhol Mom" real or is that just an Op that's been going on for a while?

Without reading some older posts, I'll do my best. Her name is Kim and she is an elderly woman who, during her youth, knew Andy Warhol. Or knew him through others. Cade is very impressed by that. She has made public comments on Cade's post, mostly very reserved with things like,"You got this!" but never really much more than that. Some of his posts imply she might be having an ongoing conversation with him, as he has claimed she has told him he can come visit her. The current wishful thinking obsession is that he is going to move to LA where she is and busk on Hollywood Boulevard. Maybe film a 3d movie and other unlikely things.

I would love to know what she thinks about all his "I'm gonna move to LA to be with Andy Warhol mom, and I'll live in her closet if I have to" posts.

 

[rosechupacabra]

Question: Do I post more often in this thread with possibly lower quality milk, or post when there's grade-A milk, less often? Because it's like wading through a sea of memes, glam-rock-pop-art-60s-Nirvana sperging, and "Andy Warhol mom" posts most days. What do y'all want to see. Anyway, here's some stuff from the last few days.


"How do I make this about me?"

Just a man in a dress living in an attic full of plastic heads and bags of hoarded clothes, totes normal

 

[troon patrol]

Is this whiny faggot still living at home or have they kicked him out yet?

 

[Tammy Sawyer]

Is this whiny faggot still living at home or have they kicked him out yet?

Based on the post dates, Earl is still leeching off his parents

 

[julzjulzzjulzzz]

Yeah, I really wouldn't place any merit on this "Andy Warhol Mom" thing Earl keeps going on about. This woman may frequently interact him on Facebook and behave friendly towards him, but I'd say that's about the extent of this rapport. Earl is greatly exaggerating their interactions in his own head and fabricating ideas on being much closer to her than in actuality. That's just the way he thinks. But still, the fact he refers to this older woman as "Andy Warhol mom" and seems to have these fantasies about living in her closet is just fucking weird lmao. If I was her, I'd be creeped out as shit.

This reminds me a lot of his obsession with Christina Ricci, which really shows how fucking delusional he can become. Believing he genuinely had a chance with a fucking celebrity, having bizarre fantasies about "being her pet" and shit, bullying his 80-year-old father into driving him to meet her like an hour away, and much more god-awful shit than simply that. His obsession reached celebrity-stalker terrority where he seemingly knew where she was and what she was doing a lot of the time. If his obsession with this "Andy Warhol mom" continues to escalate onto the level of Ricci then she's at risk, like damn.

It's quite common that lolcows like Earl will attract normal, well-rounded individuals who come into interaction with them. These people might either sympathize with the lolcow, be fascinated/intrigued by their behavior, secretly take the piss out of them or perhaps they're just genuinely friendly. Since most lolcows have little-to-no understanding of normal social cues and are delusional to some degree, they mistake these people as having more serious relationships to them than intended (Usually this occurs with a male lolcow in contact with a woman). Every time I've seen this happen it ends in a total fucking catastrophe of cringe. I can see this happening with Earl.

Earl does seem to attract some sympathy from others on his Facebook, but I do think people who might be the most supportive of him are the ones that actually don't know much about how he behaves. If I recall, some bleeding-heart types actually tried reaching out and helping him and he either completely didn't listen or exploited them somehow. I mean, I would think if you stuck around long enough to be on of his Facebook you'd have to eventually realize how mentally ill and full of shit he is.

 

[rosechupacabra]

New video where Cade lurks in the hallway recording an inaudible conversation between his mother and father, before moving to ranting in front of a mirror. Same beats as always- "My parents are religious hypocrites, they haven't paid me $4000, I clean up after them, I was beaten!" So get out your bingo cards before watching.

FB post:

Youtube: Mom&Dad Complaining How A Person Who Hasnt Honored Their Word To Them Is “Inconsiderate”.Hypocrites.
Archive:

Bonus video milk today!! There's a second video he posted yesterday that I missed. His sister and BIL came over, and they are bigots! The first 2:55 are him yet again creepily filming from the top of the stairs before filming out the window at them, then huffing and launching into his "My family are bigots who ignored the trans person in the house being BEATEN!!!1 My sister and BIL don't talk to me!" If you enjoy Shermy rants, this one's for you.

Youtube: SkinheadEnablerSister&Husband RightDownstairs,Not OnSpeakingTermsWithMe,7YrsNaziViolenceToMeIgnored!
Archive:

Moar cringe:

 

[Ultrapenguin]

God I wish his family actually beat him 1/4 as often as he claims. How could they resist? They must have wills of iron.

And I initially assumed the bit about a guy asking him if he really liked music must be something made up whole cloth, but I guess if I saw this retard at a smaller music venue dressed like that and clearly trying to make everything about him, I'd probably be annoyed and wonder "Does this guy actually even like music or is he just out here to act like a faggot and make a scene?" too. I guess I could see those events transpiring.

I reiterate, everyone should absolutely be beating this man for real.

 

[Peaches Carpenter]

Without reading some older posts, I'll do my best. Her name is Kim and she is an elderly woman who, during her youth, knew Andy Warhol. Or knew him through others. Cade is very impressed by that. She has made public comments on Cade's post, mostly very reserved with things like,"You got this!" but never really much more than that. Some of his posts imply she might be having an ongoing conversation with him, as he has claimed she has told him he can come visit her. The current wishful thinking obsession is that he is going to move to LA where she is and busk on Hollywood Boulevard. Maybe film a 3d movie and other unlikely things.

I would love to know what she thinks about all his "I'm gonna move to LA to be with Andy Warhol mom, and I'll live in her closet if I have to" posts.

It's Kim Dallesandro, wife of Warhol superstar Joe Dallesandro. I really don't know anything about her - whether she personally knew AW, or what kind of work she does - but Joe's a bit of a legend. Here he is in Warhol's Blood for Dracula (spoiler: he's the hero)

 

[80's Dad]

omg I wanna be part of the most transphobic clique in town. That's totally a real thing!

 

[rosechupacabra]

omg I wanna be part of the most transphobic clique in town. That's totally a real thing!

I gotta find that music festival guy, the funk dance party girl, and the Marilyn Monroe lookalike and form the Dayton Terf Brigade. Just wait! Any dudes going in the ladie's room are gonna get slapped upside the face with a box of Esther Price candies after a forced genital inspection, that's how we roll here.

 

[rosechupacabra]

Cade posting photos of his house for randos on the internet, asking 'Should I film my 3d movie parody of Suspiria here.' Bonus Shermy appearance also.

He's owned his 3d movie camera for four or five years now, and we've never seen any footage, edited or unedited. The only tech he owns is a phone (which he admits to barely knowing how to use) and Ipad, and any serious film editing would likely require a decent PC. So like 0% likelihood, more wishful thinking again. Lovely wood paneling in Earl's parents' home, he really thinks he will inherit it too.

Also now imagining a lolcow-crossover where his father demands he take the photos of the house off the internet and that he's going to chop down Earl's internet.

 

[🔪Cold Steel Brand Rep🔪]

The worst part is he has what looks like it should be a great house for filming a shitty indie movie in but he's just too retarded to do anything other than something that appeals to trans men.

 

[rosechupacabra]

"Treat me like my shit doesn't smell or it's an abomination to transpeople."

I actually agree about Gomez

Cade, autistic? I have zero doubts.

Some philosophicalish sperging: I've been watching a lot of Westworld lately, and one of the major themes is how people are stuck in loops. It makes me think of Cade, and how he never changes. He just retreads the same grievances again and again and again. He wants to break his loop, with all the wishful thinking about moving to LA, marrying Christina Ricci, opening the scream Queen boutique, filming a movie. But he never breaks out of his loop. I could ignore Cade for 5 years and come back to find him still whinging about Sherman and his transphobic family.

 

[TomServo]

Nice to see Earl is still a fucking freak show. I almost forgot he existed...thanks?

 

[Furry killer]

Yeah, I want more YT vids about him made to keep the public updated on his endeavors.

 

[YouGuysAren'tThatSmart]

Anyone think there could be a chance someone actually hits him so hard in the head he starts acting right?

 

[ClamHammer]

Anyone think there could be a chance someone actually hits him so hard in the head he starts acting right?

Maybe his brain is upside-down.

 

[Furry killer]

Anyone think there could be a chance someone actually hits him so hard in the head he starts acting right?

Don't know, but why don't you go and try it out on a nearby tranny first? Or maybe on a couple of them, so that we can have a bigger test pool number to measure the data from? That's the only way to know if it will work or not.

 

[YouGuysAren'tThatSmart]

Don't know, but why don't you go and try it out on a nearby tranny first? Or maybe on a couple of them, so that we can have a bigger test pool number to measure the data from? That's the only way to know if it will work or not.

Meh, I've got wimpy girl arms. That's why I post on this website, because I'm a bitch afraid of confrontation, like the rest of the users on here.