🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[John Andrews Stan]

I don't know about all of you faggot ass retards but me and my bros fuck with each other all the time and everyone has a laugh. Imagine if one of your bros screamed about your whore wife fucking niggers and your kids are retarded because you said "ew u sharted". Nigger is unhinged and the internet is his life

I really think people raised without brothers are some of the most thin-skinned crybabies on the planet. Having brothers teaches you the difference between busting chops and trying to hurt someone, and why you just have to laugh at/with shit that isn’t intended to hurt you. When you flip your shit with butthurt about perceived slights, the only one hurting you is you.

Evan is the brother Ethan got. What he needed was a group of brothers who would have thickened that skin right up. So now, aged almost 40 years old, Ethan Ralph screams “I DON’T GIVE A FUCK!!!” while literally sobbing on the internet lol.

 

[TriggerMeElmo]

I really think people raised without brothers are some of the most thin-skinned crybabies on the planet. Having brothers teaches you the difference between busting chops and trying to hurt someone, and why you just have to laugh at/with shit that isn’t intended to hurt you. When you flip your shit with butthurt about perceived slights, the only one hurting you is you.

Evan is the brother Ethan got. What he needed was a group of brothers who would have thickened that skin right up. So now, aged almost 40 years old, Ethan Ralph screams “I DON’T GIVE A FUCK!!!” while literally sobbing on the internet lol.

Speaking of, is Evan the older or younger sibling? Might explain some resentment in there somewhere (although as being a vegetable isn't enough for Ethan to consider this a major inconvenience to him because god forbid he might think about anyone other than himself).

EDIT: Correct'd the verb tense. Evan is still alive (AFAIK), folks.

 

[Bertuzzi]

I really think people raised without brothers are some of the most thin-skinned crybabies on the planet. Having brothers teaches you the difference between busting chops and trying to hurt someone, and why you just have to laugh at/with shit that isn’t intended to hurt you. When you flip your shit with butthurt about perceived slights, the only one hurting you is you.

Evan is the brother Ethan got. What he needed was a group of brothers who would have thickened that skin right up. So now, aged almost 40 years old, Ethan Ralph screams “I DON’T GIVE A FUCK!!!” while literally sobbing on the internet lol.

Not to be that guy, but Blue Miaplacidus meant bros as in male friends. Which Ralph had and has precisely zero of. Nobody has ever ragged on him in a joking-but-some-truth-to-it way that would prompt any introspection or self reflection.

Like can you imagine being friends with a 5’1” fatass who lived with his mom for 34 years? If you were actually to be friends with him, he’d be the guy in the group you tone it down for and pull your punches because he is a loser in every conceivable category and it’s just too easy. Plus if you say anything he chimps the fuck out immediately.

That aside, I do think having an actual sibling (and not some disabled spaz who his parents were woefully unequipped to handle, in all likelihood) would have benefited Ralph in a similar manner.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Not to be that guy, but Blue Miaplacidus meant bros as in male friends.

I knew what he meant, it reminded me of what I’ve noticed thin-skinned bitches seem to have in common: no male siblings. Especially in women I manage at work, it’s uncanny how easy it is to guess who didn’t have brothers. Ralph, who is a woman, is no exception.

 

[A Sunset]

Are we going to talk about Ralph’s trash memes? This is like something an autistic schizo would make, absolute garbage. Is he making these himself?

It’s like he takes actually funny bits from the Farms and uses them in the least funny way possible, until the jokes die a violent death at his hands.

Ralph, you’re a nigger.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

When Ralph was PPP’s age, he was still living at home with mommy. In fact, Ethan Ralph never left his mommy’s side until he was almost 40 years old. But as soon as her health took a turn for the worse and he finally had an opportunity to help her, he bounced to play house with an aspiring kid fucker. We all know what happened to Sandra after that.

I repeat: Ethan Ralph lived with his mother nonstop from birth until his late 30s. This is far more shameful than anything I’ve heard about the (much younger) PPP.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

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Are we going to talk about Ralph’s trash memes? This is like something an autistic schizo would make, absolute garbage. Is he making these himself?

It’s like he takes actually funny bits from the Farms and uses them in the least funny way possible, until the jokes die a violent death at his hands.

Ralph, you’re a nigger.

Lol this rules

 

[Puck]

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Are we going to talk about Ralph’s trash memes? This is like something an autistic schizo would make, absolute garbage. Is he making these himself?

It’s like he takes actually funny bits from the Farms and uses them in the least funny way possible, until the jokes die a violent death at his hands.

Ralph, you’re a nigger.

Ralph really letting his retard boomer age show

 

[Obscura539]

When Ralph was PPP’s age, he was still living at home with mommy. In fact, Ethan Ralph never left his mommy’s side until he was almost 40 years old. But as soon as her health took a turn for the worse and he finally had an opportunity to help her, he bounced to play house with an aspiring kid fucker. We all know what happened to Sandra after that.

I repeat: Ethan Ralph lived with his mother nonstop from birth until his late 30s. This is far more shameful than anything I’ve heard about the (much younger) PPP.

You know that she probably attempted to help lead him to a more independent life style but he would go Cartman-esque tantrums and hurl insults at her. To honor her memory he continues to swear on her non-existent grave and sully her honor with promises he will never fulfill. He only brings up her as a tool for collecting shekels. Even in death Ethan continues to bring shame to the only person that ever cared for him. He literally hid and watched his only protector get beat by an older version of himself. Imagine the life Sandra could have had if she didn’t spend it caring for a alcoholic gunted loser.

 

[Mexican Molotov Marauder]

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Are we going to talk about Ralph’s trash memes? This is like something an autistic schizo would make, absolute garbage. Is he making these himself?

It’s like he takes actually funny bits from the Farms and uses them in the least funny way possible, until the jokes die a violent death at his hands.

Ralph, you’re a nigger.

Everything this man touches turns to shit. He has the reverse Midas touch. The Mud-Ass touch, if you will.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

Everything this man touches turns to shit. He has the reverse Midas touch. The Mud-Ass touch, if you will.

The Sadim touch in CWCville

 

[Big Fat Retard]

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Are we going to talk about Ralph’s trash memes? This is like something an autistic schizo would make, absolute garbage. Is he making these himself?

It’s like he takes actually funny bits from the Farms and uses them in the least funny way possible, until the jokes die a violent death at his hands.

Ralph, you’re a nigger.

He's like a reverse Indian. He only uses the offal of the Buffalo.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

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Are we going to talk about Ralph’s trash memes? This is like something an autistic schizo would make, absolute garbage. Is he making these himself?

It’s like he takes actually funny bits from the Farms and uses them in the least funny way possible, until the jokes die a violent death at his hands.

Ralph, you’re a nigger.

Ralph is aylawgin' us by lining up all of our funniest jokes and systematically executing them. What a monster.

 

[Near]

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Are we going to talk about Ralph’s trash memes? This is like something an autistic schizo would make, absolute garbage. Is he making these himself?

It’s like he takes actually funny bits from the Farms and uses them in the least funny way possible, until the jokes die a violent death at his hands.

Ralph, you’re a nigger.

The left can't meme. And Ralph is definitely a leftie grifting as the right.

 

[MeltyTW]

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Are we going to talk about Ralph’s trash memes? This is like something an autistic schizo would make, absolute garbage. Is he making these himself?

It’s like he takes actually funny bits from the Farms and uses them in the least funny way possible, until the jokes die a violent death at his hands.

Ralph, you’re a nigger.

This masterpiece is the Room of memes, I can't stop looking at and I want one custom made about me

 

[AltisticRight]

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Are we going to talk about Ralph’s trash memes? This is like something an autistic schizo would make, absolute garbage. Is he making these himself?

It’s like he takes actually funny bits from the Farms and uses them in the least funny way possible, until the jokes die a violent death at his hands.

Ralph, you’re a nigger.

This looks like it was made by a grandpa who just discovered Adobe Photoshop.

 

[GayestFurryTrash]

This masterpiece is the Room of memes, I can't stop looking at and I want one custom made about me

Just keep shitposting and he'll eventually get to you.

 

[Obscura539]

This masterpiece is the Room of memes, I can't stop looking at and I want one custom made about me

Hey there! It’s me Ethan Ralph. Owner and editor-in-chief of the Kill Report.



It would be a shame if someone sent this expertly made infographic to your employer, bitch. You’re just a faggot like the rest here at the Karen Farms do you understand? Let’s see what your coworkers think about this.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

This looks like it was made by a grandpa who just discovered Adobe Photoshop MS Paint.

FTFY

 

[The Unfinished Swan]

he got us kiwibros..

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