DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[EmpGulcasa]

You'd think that DSP would pick up some habits from the other streamers he and Kat watch. Nobody demands support like he does. I've never encountered a single other streamer that demands to be paid for their time like he does, at most they'll ask for a like/follow.

 

[Kosher Dill]

The exercise bike saga seems so long ago but it's obvious with hindsight that Khet and Phil were aware of the ballooning MomWife Saga way back in 2019

Didn't Phil's parents pay for the exercise bike?
Can you imagine? He probably went crying to his mom saying "You've got to help me, Muh Wife is so fat and I don't know what to do!"

 

[Lady Adjani]

You'd think that DSP would pick up some habits from the other streamers he and Kat watch. Nobody demands support like he does. I've never encountered a single other streamer that demands to be paid for their time like he does, at most they'll ask for a like/follow.

Iirc his response to people complaining about his incessant begging, was that da trollz ruined his life and he has nothing left but to beg.

 

[Iron Hamster]

this faggot really thinks when people say "play other fighters" they mean "wheelchair bait smash clone"? I don't give a shit if he wants to go full shill and say "look at the numbers, it's super popular" it's a FtP flavor of the month.

I laugh that he infers 'other people' are saying anything but meaning we are sitting here waiting to give you money.

I honestly think that attempting to get on disability is Phil’s plan if and when the streaming life falls through. He’s absolutely not going to get a job. No fucking way. He’s gonna claim that his back “injury” came back big time, or something. That just seems to me like the ultimate Phil move. He wants to be on perpetual vacation at home.

The problem he’s gonna discover is that it’s very difficult to get on full disability. You have to send in all your medical records and you have to show from your doctor/s that you have a real chronic health issue that keeps you from working. Phil never goes to the doctor, as far as we know.

All they'll need to see is that half burned face and he's golden. How could they argue?

 

[TomBradysVagina]

The baby is upset that daddy Jaxx hasn't been giving him his 80-125 dollars regularly anymore and he has to put up with a lousy 25 dollars a fighting stream from the retard. He also had a meltdown a while ago when Jaxxraxor told dsp he couldn't attend fridays streams always cause he has plans with his irl friends.

Hahaha. I'd love to see this meltdown. Any other streamer would be happy that their longtime viewers and supporters are maybe moving on to getting out of their house. I would love to see what he would say if disabled people got healthy, or of the autists were suddenly weren't anymore. FUCK you for improving your life! You're supposed to stay on SSDI and give it to me!!! You didn't NEED your eyes to work!

What a fucking asshole.

 

[Your Favorite New Friend]

Yep this caught my attention as well, you know it’s a crock of shit because nobody else uses support as another word for money like Phil. If people said he would get more support streaming other fighting games, they probably meant more people would tune in since it’s not a game almost as old as he is.

Just like Phil doesn’t need any friends or digital breasts (disgusting!) because he has a wife, he doesn’t need any other kind of support. He already has a wife for that, okay? He just needs financial support, because this is a business.

 

[EmpGulcasa]

Iirc his response to people complaining about his incessant begging, was that da trollz ruined his life and he has nothing left but to beg.

I remember that, yeah. Didn't he beg from the start thought?

 

[Ortsnay]

All he needs is a rattle.
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Bahahah you dumb bitch.

I'll upload the video incase it's deleted from DSP's channel.

Mutiversus is a shit game when you have a much better platform fighter with Smash Bros.

I agree with everything you said but this. Smash is garbage and MVS is much better. Regardless I'm 100% sure DSP would not be able to tolerate Smash's online which is MUCH worse than MVS, like incompetently bad.

 

[Count Cumia]

You'd think that DSP would pick up some habits from the other streamers he and Kat watch. Nobody demands support like he does. I've never encountered a single other streamer that demands to be paid for their time like he does, at most they'll ask for a like/follow.

The thing is to Phil he is in the most unique and desperate situation unlike them. If all those streamers were living paycheck to paycheck they would beg as much as him and if it wasn't for the trolls he would never have to beg. Only making $130k a year isn't enough.

 

[Pargon]

The thing is to Phil he is in the most unique and desperate situation unlike them. If all those streamers were living paycheck to paycheck they would beg as much as him and if it wasn't for the trolls he would never have to beg. Only making $130k a year isn't enough.

I can guarantee you Phil has never once considered another streamer except as a reference to justify his own actions or as someone to kick while using their behavior to make himself look better. Everyone more successful than him has done or not done something so as to not deserve their success, and everyone less successful than him is potentially claiming a percentage of the dregs of society for their own viewership when they might otherwise be paying supporting him.

 

[Lord_Point]

You'd think that DSP would pick up some habits from the other streamers he and Kat watch. Nobody demands support like he does. I've never encountered a single other streamer that demands to be paid for their time like he does, at most they'll ask for a like/follow.

To give credit where its due its a successful strategy if you dont care about your dignity and have no morals. Lets be hanest here, dropping the beggar act and instead relying on his game skill or banter or likeability to attract fans/tips isn't really an option for the Gout Ghoul.

Spoiler: Twitch stats

 

[Silverchair]

Hell even I would toss the Pigroach ten bucks if he'd play WWE Champs on stream. I'm dying to see what is so exciting about Bejeweled with sweaty man jpegs that is worth throwing away up to and possibly over $100k on. Also it might be interesting to see him play a game he actually likes for a change.

he throws money at the game because his win rate is like 99%.

he loves dunkin' on the peasants.

 

[Vic Viper T301]

I know I'm preaching to the choir here, but Phil is such a hypocrite it drives me up the wall sometimes. He's currently on this "Multiversus is the most popular fighting game of ALL TIME so I want to play it" schtick because he read it on Twitter. Wow Phil, that reminds me of Fortnite. What were your reasons for hating Fortnite again?
- Only popular because it's free to play
- Only popular because a lot of little kids play it (because it's free to play)
- Only popular because streamers with blue colored hair play it and scream at the screen (because that attracts little kids)
- It's in a battle royale game and he hates that genre

Sound familiar? And on the last point there's the fact that Phil has previously declared platform fighters and Smash Bros in particular to not be fighting games. They're party games, he has repeatedly claimed, because they aren't balanced and it's 4 players instead of 1 on 1 but even though you can play 1 on 1 it's not balanced for that because it's a party game because Phil said so. But then Twitter tells Phil that Multiversus is the MOST POPULAR FIGHTING GAME OF ALL TIME and suddenly he considers them fighting games.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

He has to pay a monthly subscription to Patreon to get private lobby support and to be able to turn off spectator mode.

Dude I didn't even think of that. He'd probably have at least 2 dozen people spectating all of his matches. And you just know that it would be another thing he'd use to excuse his losses. Those fucking nudnik trolls were spectating with their shitty internet connections which made the game laggy! Otherwise I would've won, I was outplaying that scrub!

I remember that, yeah. Didn't he beg from the start thought?

He did, I remember him doing it since he lost his helicopter jahb in 2010 at least. He used being laid ahff as a reason to beg and told people to send him some money through Paypal.

 

[Rusty_Shackleford3]

I remember that, yeah. Didn't he beg from the start thought?

He's always been willing to accept money from his viewers/fans pockets. Very early in his YouTube days he had a PayPal link and would give shout-outs for "$10, $20, $30". When he started streaming, that was the Patreon age, so he shilled that super hard.

Edit: Pretty Boy beat me to that one.

 

[HorseSense]

There are much better fighters for him to play, he just won't. Again he could play with members of his shit channel but if any of them beat him the massive amount of Slat that would spew forth would be impressive.

One of those being Virtua Fighter 5. Lenient frame data for us old men, semi-guaranteed throw setups, easy throw prevention, etc. Typical DSP chose to quit when he got whipped.

I know I'm preaching to the choir here, but Phil is such a hypocrite it drives me up the wall sometimes. He's currently on this "Multiversus is the most popular fighting game of ALL TIME so I want to play it" schtick because he read it on Twitter.

DSP loves the appeal to popularity fallacy...and somehow also inverts it by being the realest mofo that nobody cares about.

 

[Paladin Derich]

The SoK hurt Phil because they embodied his detractor paranoia at the time. They got more views and attention than him while making fun of him. He was very vocal about them, moreso than any other detractor, even the often quoted instance but deflating actual impact of that darn Tevin.

The SoK brought attention to at the tihydp to be viewers and embarrassed Phil with stuff like their charity. In the end it was a bunch of moralfags doing a strange gatekeeping of Phil but it rustled his jimmies in a way we wouldn't see again until the bank leaks and leana the detractor.

Now we just have grifts, lazy grifts. There's a bunch copying An's formula and they all do that annoying thing where it's a four to ten minute video about one static tweet. Dooty had recently been doing clips with commentary more and it's the most autistic shit I've heard outside of the kino casino thread where there's some ppp and Ralph gunt riders bumping heads. He pauses the video often in 5 seconds or less, drives me nuts.

I gotta step away from DSP for a bit. I enjoyed the closet stream and thread but the T and croc tears bit was too much for me. Maybe because I had just watched the 2012 house tour where he had them on the counter and explains it in a minute or so without the dragging it in and sobbing over a dude he barely associated with when he was a teenager.

Try Pastor Erick Miller, he does a good phil roast.

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

Sound familiar? And on the last point there's the fact that Phil has previously declared platform fighters and Smash Bros in particular to not be fighting games. They're party games, he has repeatedly claimed, because they aren't balanced and it's 4 players instead of 1 on 1 but even though you can play 1 on 1 it's not balanced for that because it's a party game because Phil said so. But then Twitter tells Phil that Multiversus is the MOST POPULAR FIGHTING GAME OF ALL TIME and suddenly he considers them fighting games.

An "OG" person like him wouldn't call this shit a fighter unless he was going full shill mode.

Real Phil didn't come out until tips were low and then there was all of a sudden lag in the game. He was clearly frustrated and outright pissed enough to include it in the daily wrap that NO ONE was having any of that garbage. The fact he includes it in the same category as "old-school" Street Fighter means as a way to replace it for that slot. By the way, it's not(and Jasper agrees with me) because he's still playing old-school shit on Fridays which includes his darling SF2.

Well I don't know, man. Seems he kind of wants his cake and eat it to here because he's still playing that old school bullshit and people clearly wanted fighters, not this party game nonsense. So fuck him and his manipulation.

 

[SomeBoyo]

I remember that, yeah. Didn't he beg from the start thought?

His official lore is the 2015 copyright strikes made him beg. (Clip from April 11th)

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There's another thing in the Daily Wrap that should scare you: Usually he says "I need that money for muh family, my son Jasper" but now he upped the ante to "my wellbeing". Now you can spin wellbeing = WWE CHAMPIONS TIIIIIME but maybe he just means low money makes him depressed (cause doordash and wwe).

 

[TJGamebox]

Phil has nooooo excuse to not treat his gout. Mark Cuban released his “slashed price” drug company website pharmacy CostPlus. This is price for max dose with a 90 day supply. Cheaper than a bottle of cherry juice.

Not a doctor btw but DSP you are a dunce