DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Iron Hamster]

He really wants to avoid doctors. The question is whether this is because he is poor and can't pay the bill or because he is a manchild.

Well, he is not poor.

 

[UaineRunei]

I feel like this should be posted every 10 pages or so:

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My favorite thing about this fiasco is the fact he can't just say "watch the whole stream to get the context, dickhead ack ack ack" because the video is like 8 minutes long, not a 4 hour insane monologue like always.

So he can just sit there autistically screaming at his webcam, praying that his wheelchairs won't google "DSP WWE Champions".

 

[Eekum Bokum]

Phil has definitely matchoored, hasn’t he?

Now see why can't he do an overlay like this now? I know this is a 3DS game but wy can't he just make a box for the gameplay and a seperate box for his camera it would make his streams visually more appealing at least because then you won't have his fucking camera blocking soem of the screen and you wouldn't have the constant adjustment of the camera whenever he plays a new game.

 

[Super Dent Head]

Now see why can't he do an overlay like this now? I know this is a 3DS game but wy can't he just make a box for the gameplay and a seperate box for his camera it would make his streams visually more appealing at least because then you won't have his fucking camera blocking soem of the screen and you wouldn't have the constant adjustment of the camera whenever he plays a new game.

He doesn't know how to do it and he's too lazy to figure it out. I don't think he's ever made a layout, it was always fans that made them for him.

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

the lying laugh between 00:17 - 00:18 says it all

Yeah! I managed to somehow overlook that because I've been a little excited. It's like yeah I jerked off, so what? This also reminds me because I was hearing it while I was doing something else. He mentions how he regrets mentioning that he played them in the first place. Dude is pissed that he gave any kind of signal for it.

Now he's trying to make him sound like he's in control of the narrative and not like we are already way more steps past that. He is in a corner and has no way outta it except gaslight everyone and yet, we have 4-5 clips and videos lined up to debunk that.

Not like it mattered during his rant. He wasn't there for a discussion or debate. It was believe me idiots and please start donating again.

 

[Coomfucius]

Why does Phil even bother trying to hide his WWE Champions account? His whales are here for the long run and everyone’s else made up their mind about Phil a long time ago. Phil could easily just come onto the prestream and say, “fuck you, I’m playing WWE Champions today” and whales would still tip and think they’re still somehow owning the trolls. He could even still guilt trip his fans whenever a new Hogan comes out.

 

[actually]

Reuploaded, the intro was a little too loud.

Lovely. Well done.

Why does Phil even bother trying to hide his WWE Champions account? His whales are here for the long run and everyone’s else made up their mind about Phil a long time ago. Phil could easily just come onto the prestream and say, “fuck you, I’m playing WWE Champions today” and whales would still tip and think they’re still somehow owning the trolls. He could even still guilt trip his fans whenever a new Hogan comes out.

At least a couple of them buy into the "the trolls made me poor" narrative. If he admits he's been playing WWE Champions, that means us Kiwifarts were right, and suddenly all the calculations of how much he's spent aren't so impossible anymore. Would there be a couple of whales who still gave him money? Of course. But it's hard to guilt trip for "I NEEEEED to make some gacha pulls!"

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

Yeah! I managed to somehow overlook that because I've been a little excited. It's like yeah I jerked off, so what? This also reminds me because I was hearing it while I was doing something else. He mentions how he regrets mentioning that he played them in the first place. Dude is pissed that he gave any kind of signal for it.

Now he's trying to make him sound like he's in control of the narrative and not like we are already way more steps past that. He is in a corner and has no way outta it except gaslight everyone and yet, we have 4-5 clips and videos lined up to debunk that.

Not like it mattered during his rant. He wasn't there for a discussion or debate. It was believe me idiots and please start donating again.

He's probably been vehemently denying it to his parents and wife too all these years and has no choice but to go to the grave denying it. He might already be facing some consequences behind the scenes.

 

[He Hate Me]

he seems very intent on trying to prove to his whales that he doesn't spend their money on a mobile game. piggy is very nervous that nobody believes him anymore

I believe that Phil's biggest whales know very well that he plays WWE Champions and they don't give a shit. I genuinely think the pignosis is that strong

 

[FormerPro]

We give Phil a hard time, but I went back and watched his pre-stream with full context and I actually think his position on the whole mobile games thing is pretty reasonable and straightforward:

Phil DOES play mobile games and has never hidden it from his viewers, apart from the times he specifically told them he didn't because that was a lie that made life easier for himself than to admit that he did. He has NEVER spent gratuitous amounts of money on mobile games but he DID spend gratuitous amounts of money on mobile games sometimes and his whole family bought him iTunes gift cards for Christmas because of it. Somebody DID access his bank account and leak it on to the internet but luckily for Phil they DID NOT in fact actually leak his bank account to the internet; that is 100% conspiracy bullshit. Phil spends ALL of his money on bills and you can believe him because he's a very trustworthy guy (ignore the aforementioned lying to make things easier).

Give the guy a break.

 

[RougeRed]

I can imagine him admitting it in a few years, but saying "Uhh, I didn't spend $100,000 on the game, it was only $98,000. Debunked". Like he did with Jasper being a 'new' cat

The King Of Semantics. " Uhhh, you didn't say I had to do the pushups on camera"

 

[Coomfucius]

Of course. But it's hard to guilt trip for "I NEEEEED to make some gacha pulls!"

He could suicide bait and say that the the evil no life conspiracy theory idiots stressed him out to the point where he needs to play WWE champions to keep himself from committing suicide.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Did I do good?

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I agree you shouldn't want to hear from people that 'make stuff up' about you Phail. But what about the people that don't? Like..........say..............kiwifarts?

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

Aside from the WWE bullshitting today, Phil has those TWO big bills coming up.

But you know the next day for the Phils Day Off segment, he's going to mention some grand meal he ate with the wife that they went out for ordered in.

 

[Corpun]

I'm gonna need to watch this shit back because he's unhinged. Anyway he admits he plays mobile games, implying he has multiple accounts so thats where the rest of the money is going.

EDIT: so he admits the blue on the screen was a mobile game, what other mobile game uses a blue layout like that?

Yet if you ask him to show what mobile games he plays to debunk the moronic loser moron detractors he will rant at you and then ban you for giving him a easy solution to his problems he himself caused.

 

[Very Honest Content]

Why does Phil even bother trying to hide his WWE Champions account? His whales are here for the long run and everyone’s else made up their mind about Phil a long time ago. Phil could easily just come onto the prestream and say, “fuck you, I’m playing WWE Champions today” and whales would still tip and think they’re still somehow owning the trolls. He could even still guilt trip his fans whenever a new Hogan comes out.

He's a narcissistic egotist. He can never be wrong, he must always be right, he can never be incompetent he must always be better than you are at anything. Where in the ego narrative he spins for himself does that allow for saying, "Yeah I lied, they're right,"? Plus, lying about sweatyman.jpg payments as business expenses qualified him to file for bankruptcy so he could commit fraud through perjuring himself in court, you know, a type of crime you go to jail for. It can never happen so he'll deny instead as he shrinks into a puddle of salt, you love to see it.

 

[Corpun]

Get the fuck out of here Rich

 

[drtonysimp]

phil said he only spent money on the dragonball z game, but he admitted he whaled out on wwe supercard did he not?

 

[Silverchair]

seems fitting DSP talking about the cost saving of toilet paper at costco since all he does it talk shit.

 

[GunnlaugurSassoon]

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LMAOOOOO

He has now literally ruled out that he's not playing WWE Champions. He is playing it, if not under TheyCallMeDSP, then under a different name.

Good job, DSP!

"Why the fuck would I even use my twitter handle in a mobile game anyway?"

From KO Gaming's Pokemon Go video:

He used the name TheyCallMeDSP in Pokemon Go.