Artcow WogglebugLoveProductions / Cynthia Hanson / Cherie Anne Hapney - One Womanchild's Fruitless Quest to Make Her Cockroach Husbando a Household Name

[Unexpected Genitals]

I'm just going to act like you never said any of this.

Because deep down you know it's all true.

 

[SpiceyHuman]

Cynthia, it appears it has happened once again, though this time directly through my cell phone number (I am quite concerned that I have somehow been doxed. I do not publicly give my email nor cellphone and this is the second time I have gotten Wogglebug related media. I will message you more information regarding the cell number I received)

This is the movie clip that was sent to my phone. Whoever sent this is sure to be the same person that emailed me the other clip.

Is it possible there is a hacker on your website? Thats the only way I could think someone would get my info as I have purchased film and books of yours.

 

[Trashtaur]

Yes, I know. And that is what I mean. And that is another one of the reasons why Genoma is closer to our world than Oz. Because something like that could never happen there.

And yet a giant sentient, talking insect could?
And don’t say science. Especially when magic itself is a science according to Oz.

Also, I fail to see how Genoma is closer to Earth than Oz, even though the latter is literally part of a continent on Earth. And it’s been established many times that it is in contact with the outside world, despite still being relatively isolated. I mean, you have Royal Historians outside of Oz recording it’s history via telegrams.

 

[RomanesEuntDomus]

I have plenty of fans who support the Wogglebug as straight and are looking forward to the Beetle Princess movie.

But The Beetle Princess is a transwoman. Pre-Transitioning, she used to be called Walter. Walter Beetle.

I didn't say he was gay... at least not in that specific thing you quoted. I said that genetically he's not the same species as the Beetle Princess as she's not a wogglebug assuming that's an actual species and not just a descriptor. Add to that the fact that he's got human DNA mixed in and there's simply no way that he and the Beetle Princess can have kids. It's physically impossible.

Without sperging too much about biology, the two insects don't have the same number of chromosomes. And even if they did they wouldn't line up properly. Meaning that even if Woggie was somehow able to knock her up the kids either wouldn't be viable or they'd come out with missing chromosomes...

Artist's rendition of what such offspring would look like:

 

[Puddleduck]

Cynthia, are you going to voice the Beetle Princess?

 

[WogglebugLover]

Cynthia, are you going to voice the Beetle Princess?

No. But I do know someone who has told me they would be honored to voice her.

 

[Wogglebugisntgay]

No. But I do know someone who has told me they would be honored to voice her.

I think you would do a great job regardless, but I imagine you're busy with other aspects of the franchise.



Ok so here's my question to everyone else,
Why?

You've stated time and time again that you believe her to be mentally defective. Yet unlike cwc what's her crime?
She creates something that for whatever reason means a lot to her. Is it completely original? No. But in 2022 what is?

You split hairs through this thread to find a basis to argue upon, like it's some validation?
K, in your own words you're arguing with a retard. Do you feel smarter now?

Now if I've actually missed a terrible offense, perhaps some pedorific side quests. Enlighten me.

 

[White-Kettle Shufflepunk]

I think one of Cynthia’s more unique traits is her endless revision. Is this common for art cows?

 

[Spastic Cologne]

But I do know someone who has told me they would be honored to voice her.

 

[Bubble Ba'ath]

Ok so here's my question to everyone else,
Why?

Have you seen this thread? its fucking funny. And her amazing ability to hold grudges for like a decade based off of one or two forum interactions the other person has likely forgotten about plus how she more than anyone else posts on and uses this thread mean its one hell of a show. You know, if it is inactive for too long she herself will return and bump the thread, clearly desiring the attention.

Maybe my life isn't actually "normal" by the standards of a lot of people. But I have a few friends who live almost the same life I do.

Not surprising your friends sit inside all day, are taken care of hand and foot despite being adults, and get monomaniacally obsessed with obscure childrens characters. But hey, if they are there for you I am genuinely glad you have some.

 

[White-Kettle Shufflepunk]

I just want to know what their obscure children’s characters are.

 

[Cr1ms0n_&_C10v3r]

... got it. You have Fragile X Syndrome. Characterized by being on the spectrum, having an intellectual disability and abnormal facial features including a prominent forehead, wide nose and big ears. It totally fits.

This is actually super interesting. Jokes aside, I think you're right. I wonder if advanced paternal age can play a role in this condition? The pic used on Wikipedia is a little boy but you can really see similarities to Cherie in some of the distinct facial features.

No. But I do know someone who has told me they would be honored to voice her.

So we're still good then?

I think you would do a great job regardless, but I imagine you're busy with other aspects of the franchise.



Ok so here's my question to everyone else,
Why?

You've stated time and time again that you believe her to be mentally defective. Yet unlike cwc what's her crime?
She creates something that for whatever reason means a lot to her. Is it completely original? No. But in 2022 what is?

You split hairs through this thread to find a basis to argue upon, like it's some validation?
K, in your own words you're arguing with a retard. Do you feel smarter now?

Now if I've actually missed a terrible offense, perhaps some pedorific side quests. Enlighten me.

I personally don't dislike Cherie. I enjoy her and her content very much, that includes all the stubborn, foul-mouthed autism that comes with it. And I won't treat a mostly lucid and communicative person radically differently for having whatever developmental delays. This website is quite literally for the sole purpose of trashy gossip and laughing/gawking at eccentrics, so pearl clutch somewhere else. It isn't as if Cherie isn't a willing and enthusiastic participant in this thread, who in fact herself bumps it in periods of inactivity and engages the users, and nobody has gone out of their way to harass her or anything of the sort.

 

[Andrew Neiman]

Welcome to the thread, @Wogglebugisntgay. I hope you'll stick around and help me fight against the homosexuals who are trying to force the Wogglebug to be gay.

 

[Spastic Cologne]

I think you would do a great job regardless, but I imagine you're busy with other aspects of the franchise.



Ok so here's my question to everyone else,
Why?

You've stated time and time again that you believe her to be mentally defective. Yet unlike cwc what's her crime?
She creates something that for whatever reason means a lot to her. Is it completely original? No. But in 2022 what is?

You split hairs through this thread to find a basis to argue upon, like it's some validation?
K, in your own words you're arguing with a retard. Do you feel smarter now?

Now if I've actually missed a terrible offense, perhaps some pedorific side quests. Enlighten me.

1. Are you at all familiar with the Kiwi Farms?

2. Have you read the thread?
I am more than confident if you had you wouldn't be so quick to judge those on it, besides @WogglebugLover...

3. Are you family?
Highly doubt that as old Cherie has gone to great lengths (not really she just habitually lies to her aunt and mom) to hide from her relatives that she spends their money on her "interesting" ventures, mainly out of fear that they would do the responsible thing and monitor her online activities and transactions, what they really should have been doing all along, instead of you know, letting us do it....

4. Did she buy you off Fiverr or another shill for hire site?
Be honest now...

5. If so how much is she paying you?
If jack shit I'm not at all surprised, but you could probably squeeze a couple grand outta of her at least.
If you had actually bothered to read the thread you'd know that Cherie has a long sordid history of being suckerd out of her mommy's money by various Nigerian princes (no really), hucksters, snake oil salesman and every other class of charlatan who gets their hooks into her mama's wallet by promising to produce and even eventually bank roll her Woggleflops with every trick in the book, going back almost a decade now, and the only people who have been able to convince dear Cynthia Hanson Cherie Anne Hapney that these crooks are indeed robbing her blind are the people on this very thread.
I might add while she belligerently kicks and screams "NO I AM NOT BEING SCAMMED THEY ARE MY FRIENDS AND THEY ARE GONNA MAKE MR. WOGGLEBUG POPULAR AND BELOVED BY ALL THE CHILDREN OF THE WORLD!!!". Every...Single...Fucking...Time....
Kiwis, the people on this board have been able to convince her to stop handing over her mothers money to scammers, though she vehemently denies it. Please feel free to go through and read each saga at your leisure, there are about five as of typing this I think, it's a trip...

6. Are you aware of her interactions with others on the internet besides the Farms e.g the Wizard of Oz fandom?
Lots of death threats, bullying and general abuse from dear little Cynthia...
Don't believe me?
Again you are more than welcome to read her thread as provided.

7. Are you at all familiar with the Kiwi Farms...

If you actually want to do something useful rather than just white knight for someone online who you clearly know nothing about, you could try contacting her mother/aunt/relatives and informing her/them that their darling Cherie has been and continues to be the victim of internet scammers for going on ten years now. Giving their money to online con artists for years and then systematically hiding it from her mother so that WogglebugLoveProductions/Cynthia Hanson /Cherie Anne Hapney can keep throwing their money away on scams to fruitlessly promote her addiction, her franchise, her Mr. H.M Wogglebug T.E...
Please use this thread as evidence of her being conned numerous times.

Depending on your response
All the best or kindly fuck right off

 

[White-Kettle Shufflepunk]

I’m going to pretend one of her friends is insanely into the blackface looking guy from Little Nemo.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

Cynthia, it appears it has happened once again, though this time directly through my cell phone number (I am quite concerned that I have somehow been doxed. I do not publicly give my email nor cellphone and this is the second time I have gotten Wogglebug related media. I will message you more information regarding the cell number I received)

This is the movie clip that was sent to my phone. Whoever sent this is sure to be the same person that emailed me the other clip.

Is it possible there is a hacker on your website? Thats the only way I could think someone would get my info as I have purchased film and books of yours.

That's twice now that Woggie has said that he's gay. That's not something a normally heterosexual bug-man would say unless he was really gay and somebody, like Cynthia, was trying to keep him in the closet. Why are you forcing Mr. Wogglebug to stay straight when he's said that he is twice? And maybe there's a chance he's not gay but just gay for Froggie. It's really possible for somebody who's not gay, or straight, can fall in love with somebody who is. Did you ever see reruns of that old sitcom from the 80's "Family Ties" with a young Michael J Fox? The woman that played the mother in that series Meredith Baxter was married several times. But in 2005 at the age of 58 she fell in love with a woman. That's pretty late for latency which normally shows up in your mid to late 20's and early 30's where you realize you're gay. But while she identifies as a lesbian now back then she didn't and simply chalked it up to falling in love with the person and not because of her sex.

So it's possible that Woggie is straight but loves Froggie not because he's a man but because he's Froggie and there's just something about his froggyness that attracts him. But Froggie? Totally gay.

I think you would do a great job regardless, but I imagine you're busy with other aspects of the franchise.



Ok so here's my question to everyone else,
Why?

It's funny. Does there need to be another reason? I mean for all I know you're just trolling and doing this for the lulz so you're just as guilty as the rest of us.

You've stated time and time again that you believe her to be mentally defective. Yet unlike cwc what's her crime?

Being a retard. That's a crime.

She creates something that for whatever reason means a lot to her. Is it completely original? No. But in 2022 what is?

Yeah that's stupid. It's a take on the schoolyard retort of, "well can you do better?" as if that means anything. Whether it's original or not doesn't matter. Whether it's any good is all that matters.

You split hairs through this thread to find a basis to argue upon, like it's some validation?

Look who's talking? Hypocrite.

K, in your own words you're arguing with a retard. Do you feel smarter now?

No but that's only because this is funny and I take it about as seriously as I take a retard like you coming in here and acting like a white knight.

And on a completely separate issue I am smarter than Cynthia. And you. And 99% of the planet. I don't need to make fun of her, or you, to feel smarter. I just need to wake up in the morning to do that.

Now if I've actually missed a terrible offense, perhaps some pedorific side quests. Enlighten me.

Yeah but no. So get fucked.

This is actually super interesting. Jokes aside, I think you're right. I wonder if advanced paternal age can play a role in this condition? The pic used on Wikipedia is a little boy but you can really see similarities to Cherie in some of the distinct facial features.

Honestly I put that down of her missing chromosomes as a joke and it led me down a rabbit hole and... it fits which is kinda scary. And I believe that age can play a role in this as chromosomes can be degraded with time. I'm not a doctor. I'm not even a biologist even though I know a lot on that subject having studied it but I have no advanced degree in it so I'm going off of what I know on the subject.

It's like how the odds of having a child with Down Syndrome increases when the mother is over 30. It's 1 in 1250 if she's 25 but only 1 in 100 if she's 40. So yeah age can play a large role in this.

 

[Bubble Ba'ath]

For real. Triggered as this white knight is by our big bad mean words, this thread has objectively saved Cherie money by exposing scam attempts on her. If she would listen to people's advice faster it would have saved her even more. The net result of this thread's impact on her life has been to greatly reduce the amount of money she has lost to actually odious actors. Which is not too bad for something that exists for the laughs.

 

[Puddleduck]

I think you would do a great job regardless, but I imagine you're busy with other aspects of the franchise.



Ok so here's my question to everyone else,
Why?

You've stated time and time again that you believe her to be mentally defective. Yet unlike cwc what's her crime?
She creates something that for whatever reason means a lot to her. Is it completely original? No. But in 2022 what is?

You split hairs through this thread to find a basis to argue upon, like it's some validation?
K, in your own words you're arguing with a retard. Do you feel smarter now?

Now if I've actually missed a terrible offense, perhaps some pedorific side quests. Enlighten me.

Like yeah, she's literally retarded, so maybe picking on her and her output isn't the nicest thing to do ... But this site doesn't exist to be nice, and she's shown herself to be thick-skinned enough to disregard anything that's said, including sincere attempts to help her improve her craft.


So it doesn't matter what we say - criticism just bounces off, she refuses to acknowledge that she's retarded to the point of incapacitation, and she didn't even notice a party being held in her spare bedroom the other weekend.

 

[Andrew Neiman]

P.S.- @Wogglebugisntgay, you need to get an avatar image if you want to establish yourself as a thread personality. May I suggest this piece of artwork?

Spoiler

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

For real. Triggered as this white knight is by our big bad mean words, this thread has objectively saved Cherie money by exposing scam attempts on her. If she would listen to people's advice faster it would have saved her even more. The net result of this thread's impact on her life has been to greatly reduce the amount of money she has lost to actually odious actors. Which is not too bad for something that exists for the laughs.

You can't go pointing out the positive things we've done. No. The Orchards is the largest hive of scum and villany this side of Mos Eisley and that's all we are. So don't go saying the positive things we do here like engaging with a retard and trying to slowly mold her into a better artist / storyteller.