Jerry Peet / Lily Orchard / Lily Peet / Valkyrstudios / Bhaalspawn / Tara Callie / "Mod Ebara" - Sociopath writer of pedophile fanfiction and cartoon reviews, faked getting raped to force a divorce, then mobbed and gaslit their ex off Tumblr, satanist neoliberal of the MovieSlob variety, also wants to fuck dogs and/or pokemon

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-Mikaila is so out of it dude.
She's been staying up all night baking cookies for a family event she has later that day. She says how dumb it is that she's the only one of her brothers who is married, but is unable to bring her wife to family events. They joke this is homophobic for some reason.
And Lily follows with them being unable to do anything about the immigration papers until Mikaila is back in Halifax.
This bit really clicked something for me.

Let's break this down: Mikay lives with her father. Now they're having a family get-together and Mikay is making a half-joking statement that her not being able to have Lily over is homophobic. Let's just ignore that her brother is gay, let's just ignore that. Mikaila you're rounding 30. If you want to bring your wife, who is now part of the Turkleson family, for better or worse, you can bring her, you are an adult.

Now maybe the Dad's once said: "No! I don't want your wife in my house, she does weird throat grunts and won't look people in the eye." That's a good enough reason to say that she's just not welcomed and that it's a shame she can't go to family parties. But if he hasn't, this is just Lily not wanting to visit Mikay. Not just for this seemingly spur-of-the-moment occasion but for any occasion that involves Mikaila's family. As far as I remember she's done it exactly once and it's been immortalized in a madhouse comic of all things.

It's always Mikay's job to schlep all the way up to Halifax because Lily's needs come before hers. Shocking how the person immigrating would need to be around to get things done, huh Lily? Shocking.

This is just textbook isolation.

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Or it could just be the fault of her public transport.
 
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Hold up- how does it take an hour to walk somewhere, but it's a 10 minute drive otherwise? In my experience, that's very odd and you have to be Lou Gagliardi slow to be making times like that.

Also bikes are a possibility, Lily. You don't need a license, and you can just bring it in your apartment when you're not using it.
 
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Also bikes are a possibility, Lily. You don't need a license, and you can just bring it in your apartment when you're not using it.
Assuming that Lily would do anything that would require some sort of effort is hilarious. She can't even put in the time or money to actually get her wife into the country permanently. Riding a bike would be a herculean feat for Lily and her overstuffed trashbag body.
 
lily still has that huge hateboner for gallade, right? if so, hoping the leaks saying that there's a pokemon thats basically gallade and gardevoir mashed up is real (and maybe revealed in the direct for the new tommorow)

i dont think he'd be very happy about his favorite waifumon and least favorite pokemon being combined, LMAO
 
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Full recording. Kind of a longer one.
Previous post I can't qute

Interenet is being janky, so I'll do the last parts another time.

-I forgot to mention kt in the last post, but Lily caved in and is playing ads this stream. The ads aren't visible on in the recording tho.

-someone in chat praises her for always speaking her mind and not taking any shit, and she says that if she's gonna do this long enough, people will eventually start to appreciate it.

-then she gets mad at the game for a boss being too difficult.

-she then blames the audience for leaving the stream because she got a little frustrated at the game.
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-She gets mad at KH some more. It's kinda refreshing to be honest.
She admitted in the last stream (befor this one) that she's getting burned out of KH, but she needs to finish it to get footage.

-Someone in chat got the story of the game spoiled by the stream, and Lily goes off about the game being ten years old, that games are fair game to spoil the moment they get out and how much she hates spoiler culture.
She finnishes her rant with ''I did you a favor, by spoilering you the story.''

-Mikaila makes two period jokes about a vampire lady getting excited about lunching on her GF's period blood, and Lily got so grossed out by it, that Mikaila had to promis not to make one of those agin.

-Lily muses over the concept of hearts in HK, says it's a good analogy for abuse and trauma, and that WoW would have been much better if it cuntinued to rip off KH.

-More drama about Lily wanting Mikay to stay up with her or not.
Mikaila wants to go to bed, Lily jokes ''don't leave me alone with them!'', Mikaila offers to stay with her a little while longer and Lily tells her off about not going to bed when she needs to go to bed.
Lily: I don't know why I need to keep telling you that.

Because you've just implied you don't want her to leave?!? Or because you throw a shit fit when anyone isn't catering to your whims?!? Because you claim people that aren't there for you all around the clock are ghosting you???????

Manipulative son of a bitch.

-Mikaila goes to bed, and Lily get's tired of getting her ass kicked by a childrens game and having to put actual work into leveling up - so she modds the game.

-Lily leaves post to fetch a ice pack because she's feeling warm, and someone in the chat commented on them feeling warmer. Lily gets totally pised at the guy for one upping her and ''making a competition out is more miserable.''

Should've seen it coming chat-dude, nobody ever has it worse than Lily. You are only allow to extend sympathy to her.

-then she complains about difficult KH bosses some more for good measure.
To be continued...

Oh, btw, Lily has been laughed at by Reddit lately again.
 
Deep freeze! Deep freeze! Heal! Deep Freeze!

Hour and a half in, nothing's happened. Just KH noises. No blow ups, no scolding chat, nothing.
At least she's actually having fun for once.
Previous post I can't qute

Interenet is being janky, so I'll do the last parts another time.

-I forgot to mention kt in the last post, but Lily caved in and is playing ads this stream. The ads aren't visible on in the recording tho.

-someone in chat praises her for always speaking her mind and not taking any shit, and she says that if she's gonna do this long enough, people will eventually start to appreciate it.

-then she gets mad at the game for a boss being too difficult.

-she then blames the audience for leaving the stream because she got a little frustrated at the game.

-She gets mad at KH some more. It's kinda refreshing to be honest.
She admitted in the last stream (befor this one) that she's getting burned out of KH, but she needs to finish it to get footage.

-Someone in chat got the story of the game spoiled by the stream, and Lily goes off about the game being ten years old, that games are fair game to spoil the moment they get out and how much she hates spoiler culture.
She finnishes her rant with ''I did you a favor, by spoilering you the story.''

-Mikaila makes two period jokes about a vampire lady getting excited about lunching on her GF's period blood, and Lily got so grossed out by it, that Mikaila had to promis not to make one of those agin.

-Lily muses over the concept of hearts in HK, says it's a good analogy for abuse and trauma, and that WoW would have been much better if it cuntinued to rip off KH.

-More drama about Lily wanting Mikay to stay up with her or not.
Mikaila wants to go to bed, Lily jokes ''don't leave me alone with them!'', Mikaila offers to stay with her a little while longer and Lily tells her off about not going to bed when she needs to go to bed.


Because you've just implied you don't want her to leave?!? Or because you throw a shit fit when anyone isn't catering to your whims?!? Because you claim people that aren't there for you all around the clock are ghosting you???????

Manipulative son of a bitch.

-Mikaila goes to bed, and Lily get's tired of getting her ass kicked by a childrens game and having to put actual work into leveling up - so she modds the game.

-Lily leaves post to fetch a ice pack because she's feeling warm, and someone in the chat commented on them feeling warmer. Lily gets totally pised at the guy for one upping her and ''making a competition out is more miserable.''

Should've seen it coming chat-dude, nobody ever has it worse than Lily. You are only allow to extend sympathy to her.

-then she complains about difficult KH bosses some more for good measure.
To be continued...

Oh, btw, Lily has been laughed at by Reddit lately again.
Fed to the rules and I hit the ground runnin'.


 
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Or it could just be the fault of her public transport
It's a decades-long, systemic issue in the way North American cities have handled public transport and land use, stemming from multiple, historic pressures that have accumulated over time. Ride share aps aren't even a bit player in the drama. Jerry doesn't understand that, of course, because the world only exists as a backdrop for his self-obsession and he's always right.
 
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This is rich coming from you, Lily.

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Why would anyone blame you? Your in a nutshell videos as we’ve seen when you sperg out and show the back end of your creator studio, are ineligible for monetization. Lily you’re getting a bit paranoid now, breathe.

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She made another of those RPG maker fights using WOW as a base.
The first thing I got was a virus warning, so... Good omen.

Played it for a few minutes, you get to decide whether to do it with an Alliance Party or Horde Party, I picked Alliance so I assume the Horde Party would play differently.

Positive I can give, assuming Lilly made this part and it isn't from something else, is that I like the little intro cutscene using 3D WoW model renders to mimic animation; yeah, it's nothing notable, but there's a charm to it. Though I find it funny that Lilly has a little text box explaining her OCs, Sylvanas ('Arthas violated her and doomed her to be unfairly villainized by Azaroth for eternity') and Jaina ('Foolishly thinks that there was any good in Arthas, but is about to get a rude awakening'), but Tirion gets no introduction or explanation.

There is no tutorial or explanation of anything (except of what the difference between different difficulties and factions are), so if you haven't been reading Lilly's unintelligible ramblings about her combat system, you'll be a bit lost. None of the terms are explained, none of the status effects, none of the symbols on your hud, none of how you build up your rage/mana/thingy pools, ect. So, when I have an ability that inflicts 'silence' on an enemy after one term, I have no idea what that effect means.

An ability tells me it might create an opening and another ability tells me it takes advantage of openings, is an opening an effect? Does it last for more than a round? There's no attack text that tells me the result of my action so I have no idea if I've got an opening nor if it's making any difference in my damage output. Silysa's abilities don't just cost rage, but also 'CD' and 'FP'; again, these aren't shown in teh hud and the game gives me nothing on how to build them up.

There's nothing to tell me the order of attack and that order seems to change depending on unseen values. Like sometimes Silysa will attack first and other times Tirion's heals will go first. Maybe the attacks have their own priority stat or maybe I'm getting a speed debuff that I can't see.

From what I can see, this party set up kinda sucks. Silysa is our tank, Jaina is the debuffer and Tirion is the healer. Our tank doesn't even have a taunt ability so the enemy straight up ignores them, the abilities that increase her power and rage generation cost the heavy damage move you'd be building towards anyway and the descriptions suffer from the lack of explanation on the game's terminology. 'Intercepts the enemy, stunning them and building rage', intercept makes it sound like it's a move that might surround interrupting an enemy attack or countering, but it could also just be flavour text.

Some of Jaina's moves just aren't suited for the fight, like the one that paralyzes enemies as long as they don't take damage... In a fight where the minion's (who respawns one turn after death) main move is an attack that hurts everyone, including themselves, and the Boss seemingly can't be stunned. Her other attacks are an invisibility move that didn't work and two more "If you use this move first, the other move might do more vague damage with nothing to tell you if it worked or not" abilities. Hell, outside of the invisability move, she basically has a shittier version of Silysa's moveset, two moves that might boost other moves, an aoe attack, an attack that stuns an enemy and two 'Deals Heavy Damage' moves.

Tirion... Is a healer. Like, outside of the basic attack move, he has literally no offensive capabilities. He can heal a person, heal the entire party, boost his healing for a couple of turns, boost someone's defence and remove curses (which apparently none of the status ailments the Lich King and Co were inflicting upon me counted as).

Out items are a healing item, mana item, rage item, a bomb that inflicts damage and another bomb that inflicts fire damage and spreads 'ignite'.
 
Played it for a few minutes, you get to decide whether to do it with an Alliance Party or Horde Party, I picked Alliance so I assume the Horde Party would play differently.

Decided to have a go and tried the Horde group. I'm guessing that the difference between the two is actually negligible, except for the slobbering over Sylvanas in the character exposition. It's also a bit funny that Anevay is here to avenge her loved ones while her Alliance Champion Silysa's (which is a terrible name, I feel like a snake when I try to pronounce it) backstory is basically "She was just there, I'unno".

So full disclosure, didn't bother to finish the battle. Arthas has a bajillion HP and the battle system simply isn't compelling enough to slog through. Her damage numbers also feel extremely off-- less hyperbolically, Arthas seems to have something like 100k HP. Your regular attacks deal about 150-200 damage. Lily has talked about her design philosophy before and how her warrior classes are built to build up to a big attack, but once you've managed to do that all your work deals roughly ~650 damage. So as executed you're dealing multiple turns of chip damage to build up your 'Rage' in a big blow that deals less than 10% of the boss's HP. In practice this is even more cumbersome, as you're going to be juggling other abilities in order to mitigate damage or try to inflict statuses on the enemy in order to reduce the damage being dealt to you.

Meanwhile, she also provides you with a few healing items (but no revival items), as well as eight Firebombs. These Firebombs deal over 3000 damage, as well as inflicting Ignite (Burn by a different name), which is insanely powerful compared to what your characters are actually capable of. (Although still not enough to make the fight bearable.)

Oh, and that no revive items? No revive spells, either. If one of your characters goes down, Lily has provided no way to res them. When it's possible to take more than half of a character's damage in HP in a single turn and, as the Lurker says, there's no consistent determination for what order abilities take effect, it's extremely easy to lose a character through no fault of your own.

All characters involved seem to deal about the same amount of damage, but of course the players characters have much less HP, which makes not only those physical attacks much more dangerous, but also the Poison and Curse effects. Maybe there is a difference between Alliance and Horde, because by turn 2 my entire party was both Poisoned and Cursed, and taking about 400 damage per turn per character from those statuses alone. You are given single-target healing for these effects, but not only is it a chore to heal three characters over three turns, the infliction rate seems extremely high, so it would result in healing the effects only to have them re-applied pretty much instantly.

Lily's obviously building this off of the same demo she used for Project Winds, as it has all of her pet effects-- building resources toward big damage, Opprotune (sic) Moments that are supposed to interplay with other attacks but never proc so I don't know how effective that is, and having the magic-user gain an ability where he arbitrarily procs a free improved spell. This results in a playstyle that encourages you to keep using the same attacks hoping for an Opprotune Moment to be able to make use of those other attacks while you keep healing with the cleric (even if you don't really need it) just in hopes of getting that bonus. But I couldn't get a single one of these effects to actually happen, making them not nearly consistent enough to rely on (and better consistency on that MP-0 ability would be overpowered for a mage of any stripe), and there's just no capacity for other strategies. Of course this is a demo with a set party so there's only ever going to be so much you can do, but there's a very specific way these classes are meant to be played and deviation just feels unacceptable.

Most egregiously, though? It's boring.

There's no sense that you're ever really in control of the fight. Attacks go off whenever they please so you can't really time around them. There's a built-in strategy that the characters are supposed to use, but its execution is so random (and so low) that you can't really play around it. And, despite being able to easily get fucked over by stacked status effects, the boss actually doesn't deal that much damage per attack, putting you in a position where you can keep up your attacks and healing and just never feel like you're in danger (or at least, danger you can really do anything about) while also feeling like you're making no forward momentum in the fight. Just an absolute chore.

At least it didn't crash.
 
Decided to have a go and tried the Horde group. I'm guessing that the difference between the two is actually negligible, except for the slobbering over Sylvanas in the character exposition.

At least it didn't crash.
On the bright side, this demo makes me feel better about my own RPG combat design. Thanks, Lilly!
 
Oh, btw, Lily has been laughed at by Reddit lately again.
here's a few gems that might give lily a kick

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Everyone talking positively about Lily orchard get downvoted :lol:.

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Godspeed lily. out of your little cultivated cult you've made that believes everything you say otherwise you shame them into exile, everyone who knows about you, find you terrible. and everyone who speaks positively of you are also disliked because people know not to support a lying, sarcastic, smug 'hates everything you like' type pf person.

You've ruined your reputation and i don't think you can come back from it lily.
Oh dear.
 

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a brief reminder, Lily not long ago had a metal breakdown the same day she was informed by a third party that some black women felt uncomfortable with Aliana with something small about her character

this anon better not watch her streams or she will see Lily's true colors (not that she knows how to hide in the first place)
 
These weird over-corrections with black people Lily makes are hella weird and seem like they come from a place of trying to be the most "woke" person in the room. I mean, you wrote a story about a Black Communist lesbian who kills rich people and then turned other characters gay. We get it, you want a hyper progressive star wars self insert fic because you wanted to fuck Rey, but do you really need to bring in race politics considering it takes place in space and racism would likely be based on species and not amounts of melanin?
 
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