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You can't, unfortunately. That character is part of the main story, best you can do is skip the cutscenes.
In this case, can we speedrun every bullshit tranny cutscene? We got to. At any percent.
 
I'm not sure if this was posted, but one of the reboot lieutenants, Kevin, is a literal faggot.
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People clowned on Kevin for being the guy with no shirt, but i was hoping it would be like Pierce where everything about him says "hood gangster" but he's just some dude that relies on Shaundi for info and loves to be a celebrity. I'm sad to see that's not the case, as I was looking forward to at least one "gangster" character, or at the very least a character that could kind of embody the series like Gat did, but I was mistaken. I hoped at the very least one character would be a little tiny bit gangster or thuggish, even in the pussywhipped modern generation's definition of "gangster" these schmucks don't qualify.
 

its such a weird scene. youve been murdering people non stop for hours at this point but for some reason the mc acts like this one is a step too far. its hilarious how ubisoft is always unintentionally based and in this game they made the dyke and troon look like complete nut jobs.

comments in the video are pretty based for youtube lol
We've gone from video games being a male-fantasy to a male-that-thinks-he's-a-female-fantasy
 
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the mechanic one is the only who could maaayyyyybeeee? fit with the OG saints? how they are going to fuck her over?
Just wait, I'm sure we haven't seen the worst bits with her yet, or even the worst with the shirtless douchebag and Steve Urkel II.

This is only the first hour of a 10 hour long game, plenty of opportunities for these turds to show us just how "likeable" they are.
 
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There's a scene where the girlfriend of the troon murders a woman on live TV for misgendering if I remember right and it's treated like a huge fucking deal lmfao
Eh... said girlfriend is a violent asshole and has your standard lesbian mutually sadomasochistic relationship with said tranny, the murdered woman had it coming for other things, and was just talking shit in general to a psycho with a loaded weapon. Calling her F2M lover a tomboy was really just the icing on the shit cake. Its a bit eyerolling as in "That's what finally set you off?" but people have blown it out of proportion.
We've gone from male-fantasy to male-that-thinks-he's-a-female-fantasy
No. Paolo is F2M. Personally I'm willing to hand them an honorary mancard for undergoing a double mastectomy with no anesthetic.
 
Eh... said girlfriend is a violent asshole and has your standard lesbian mutually sadomasochistic relationship with said tranny, the murdered woman had it coming for other things, and was just talking shit in general to a psycho with a loaded weapon. Calling her F2M lover a tomboy was really just the icing on the shit cake. Its a bit eyerolling as in "That's what finally set you off?" but people have blown it out of proportion.

No. Paolo is F2M. Personally I'm willing to hand them an honorary mancard for undergoing a double mastectomy with no anesthetic.
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I still have not finished the game because I don't want to play these missions.
I'd just plow through them if you already have the game. I thought the actual assault on the capital was pretty cool it just sucks you have to get through that shit to get there.

the murdered woman had it coming for other things,
That's what makes it so stupid though. IIRC she legit runs brainwashing and torture camps and shit, but they go into the confrontation with the mindset she shouldn't be killed compared to everyone else, but then she misgenders and *that* is the step too far?
 
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