DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
Gotta say this. Before dsp started using the word "consecutive"… i never heard of it. In fact, i dont think i even heard from anyone else but him. English is not my main btw.
I'm also an ESLnigger and I did hear consecutive used in the context of sports, so I'd see it in phrases like "consecutive wins/losses" or "consecutive appearances."
There is also an obscure use of the word I encountered in the context of Shogun 2 Total War, a well known strategy is trying to get one of your generals (preferably your daimyo) to win 3 consecutive battles during a Summer turn, then they acquire a powerful trait called Summer Son and if they level up at the same time they have a chance of gaining a powerful item, I think it was called Amaterasu's Grace or some shit like that.
 
(mod edit) dumb trolling plans
No one is going to do shit, fag.

And also it just wouldn't work. Wings is not terminally online, believe it or not he actually has a family, a life offline with real life acquaintances and a few friends, and has tried to get real jobs, so he has a lot more attack vectors.

DSP has no family of his own, just a loveless, sexless marriage and a cat, and views his parents with disdain for not just giving him more money, he wishes they would die already so he can get his inheritance. He has no friends or any semblance of an offline life, after Kat the next person he has had more contact with in the past 5 years is the food delivery guy who gets his orders the most. And he hasn't had a job since he realized he can just beg for a living. There's nothing anyone can really do to DSP that isn't already been done.

DSP just begs day in and day out and that's the end of it, all you can do is point and laugh at the beggar and his vices because that's literally all he has and does.
 
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Would @Piece of Peace or anyone else happen to know what his SC total was for the first stream ?
I've checked the tips tracker but cant see SC on that.
Something he said at the end of the stream got me thinking and I want to confirm my theory without looking like a fucking regard.
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I'm kinda amazed that this tweet wasn't just pure salt, what with getting less than $100 before his day off. I remember one of his day offs he said he only had a $100 which was only just enough to door dash breakfast. Do you people not know that Dave's marriage will fall apart if Fhet Khet doesn't get to eat out every single week?

I guess he didn't wanna push it since it's clear that his podcast meltdown isn't having the effect he wanted on his dents.
can you imagine ordering pancakes and scrambled eggs for delivery?

such robust flavours as this, the easiest meal to make. my 12yr old can make this
 
Gotta say this. Before dsp started using the word "consecutive"… i never heard of it. In fact, i dont think i even heard from anyone else but him. English is not my main btw.
Even here no one uses it the way he does (to bolster nothingness) and you really don't want to hear it at sentencing. Nearly everybody with a real job works 'consecutive' days.
"Never mind, just no one wants to tip."

Yeah, Phil, exactly. And since giving you tips isn't a requirement, they have every right to not give you shit while (for some reason) enjoy watching your khantent. And those are parameters YOU set since, as you've said before, tipping isn't required. But now it is because you aren't making money?

This dude never ceases to amaze me.
He fails to realize that his passive aggressive caveats bite him in the ass. He certainly can't come right out and say 'give me money' but he's been treading close lately. But he needs that out to be able to say 'I said they weren't mandatory moron'.
Anyone else have a feeling DSP's most recent rant happened because one of his paypigs/loyal viewers emailed him asking questions about mobile games? The way he brings up topics sometimes is inorganic. It's why he was very specific to mention "mobile games" as opposed to WWE champions, so the people who troll in his chat have no weight.
He only makes himself look worse using the plural 'games' though. One could think that he lied about wwe since it showed up on his phone, so how much more is he spending on the other 'games'.
Python script running on my laptop.
Now........if Phail was as funny as he thinks he is, he would call this a joke and being run by Monty Python script. :story:
 
Not only has he denied playing mobile games this entire time, any mention of wwe champions or mobile games in his chat has been almost ban on sight. If he was still "casually" playing mobile games, why would he care if his audience asked about them? He's been trying to hide anything even remotely related to mobile games from entering his streams for the past what, 2 years now? If he was just innocently playing mobile games this whole time, he would not have been so defensive about them. Will phil be apologizing to all the people he's banned and/or cussed out for mentioning mobile games on his streams, since he actually does still play them now?
Yes, but Phil has used his slimy semantics word usage when it comes to mobile games.

"When Kat moved in, I have not spent any money on mobile games" = The Itunes gift cards I bought are for other stuff, and the $16.51 and $110.09 are business expenses dood, surprise bills outta nowhere! Kat *points thumb* also plays this Looney Tunes mobile game, btw.

"I don't play that WWE... whatever it's called game". = Mentally ill nudniks still think I play WWE Supercard! ACK ACK SNORT Oh look, and now some idiot says I spent $200k on this game I never play! This is what I tell you guys, these mentally ill no-loader LOSAHS never stop making up shit about me!
 
He's doing a damage control blunder where he wants two things to be true at the same time in way that doesn't make sense. He wants his identity being stolen to be real, but also for some reason they would make up literal months of financial transactions instead of just posting the very real ones they apparently had access to.

So far as I know, boooof just got Dave's Bank of America info from the bankruptcy docs and used that to get the automated customer service line to read out the account transactions. That's it, there's no proof that he tried to steal from Dave. There's nothing to indicate that was going on with Dave around the time, since his only reaction was to just completely ignore the entire situation and ban anyone who typed 16.51 in the chat.
Yeah he's been spinning a tale that is contradictory and says things that are nuggets of truth but imply things that aren't true. Somehow it managed to stick pretty well, probably because the children and wheelchairs that listen to him have no real life experience.

I haven't heard every attempt he's made to spin the leaks but I think I have an idea of what he is saying happened verses what actually happened. The bank leaks were possible because the bankruptcy revealed a partial social security number and his bank account number.

Phil's bank account was set-up with default security settings. BoA offers telephone banking, which by default can be accessed with the account number and social security number. Knowing when and where Phil was born significantly narrows down the possible valid numbers for him. Once a combination was found that would grant access to the account you would have positive confirmation. As far as the BoA account is concerned nobody had more than read-only access.

Phil claims that money was stolen from his account and implies heavily that the years worth of charges are something he was clueless about and were fraudulent. In truth his account was drained as he said, but it was by BoA itself as a fraud response. Nobody actually tried to steal a million dollars from him. I think the volume of calls accessing the account may have been what triggered this response but I'm not sure.

Phil claims he had to pay a lawyer the magical $1500 to resolve the issue. He may very well have consulted with a lawyer to assist him with securing his accounts and consult on what legal remedies he has but none of this was strictly necessary and only an expense that he volunteered to take on if at all. Many people noted that fraud costs nothing to resolve and this is true, however in this case it is true that it did cost him money.

Phil claims that he lost a lot of money and uses this to imply that the money was directly taken from his account by identity thieves. What actually happened was that his account was frozen and he made zero effort to proactively fix the payments that are pulled from that frozen account. He should have called everyone he pays bills to to notify them of the situation and request a delayed payment date. He should have stopped all automatic payments drawn from that account. He should have opened a new account to work with while his other one was being held up. So when the payments processed he bounced a bunch of checks and got hit with lots of fees. Those fees are real and he did lose money because of them but he also had the means to avoid them. Nobody stole money from him.

Phil claims his identity was stolen, this is true in a strict sense of the word. What initially tipped Phil off was an alert from a credit monitoring service. Phil's credit reports were pulled and said individual tried to open a credit monitoring account which is what resulted in the alert going out. Phil uses this fact to claim that "accounts" were being opened in his name. He uses the common meaning of "identity theft" and what "opening accounts" typically means in the context of identity theft to imply that thing like credit cards and loans are being taken out in his name. Normally when someone fraudulently uses someone's identity it's for the purpose of fraudulently making money off that person, not to release their personal finances. So him being an odd case allows him to imply things that aren't true without saying them.

Phil accepts that his identity was stolen and that his bank account was compromised but then in the next breath says everything you hear about it is a complete lie. These are of course two contradictory statements. If identity thieves have access to your account, what use is there in faking the information? Additionally, faking the year+ worth of transactions that all happen to line up with dates and places that Phil has claimed to shop would be an astronomical effort. Easy to get wrong, difficult to get right. He could maybe get away with claiming someone with no life made it up whole cloth but he would have to deny his accounts being compromised for that to work and he can't pass up an opportunity to be the victim.

Nugget of Truth Phil managed to pignotize his way through the bank leaks but WWEC happened on his own YouTube channel, there's no way to confuse his way out of this one so he is totally unprepared to confront it and in doing so has only dug the hole deeper.
 
This whole someone stole money outta my bank account for years is fucking funny when you realize that shit would of been automatically noticed during Phils bankruptcy when Nancy asked for months and months of back PayPal statements. But what do I know right? I'm not the fucking idiot that put those changes under microtransactions on my own bankruptcy filing.
 
This whole someone stole money outta my bank account for years is fucking funny when you realize that shit would of been automatically noticed during Phils bankruptcy when Nancy asked for months and months of back PayPal statements. But what do I know right? I'm not the fucking idiot that put those changes under microtransactions on my own bankruptcy filing.
At a minimum, and I know he doesn't realize it which is what makes it funny, he's admitting he's absolutely inept at everything. Especially his 'mature adult' larp.
 
This whole someone stole money outta my bank account for years is fucking funny when you realize that shit would of been automatically noticed during Phils bankruptcy when Nancy asked for months and months of back PayPal statements. But what do I know right? I'm not the fucking idiot that put those changes under microtransactions on my own bankruptcy filing.
And given that the 109.19 cents that occured regularly he himself makes himself look like a retard if hew didn't notice these frequent transactiosn. Phil tries to claim fraud by making himself look even dumber then he is.
 
That sign pisses me off. Pure unadulterated wage slave bootlicking.
It's the bad math and logic that pisses me off. They're substracting time out of days where you work. Whoever came up with that shit should get shot.
I think we all know that's not the python he's interested in. :tomgirl:
It's fat khet's python right? Did I get it?
 
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