DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Overdrive MASK_de_SMITH]

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"Let me know what you think!"

This part of the tweet is so fucking loaded.

If I were to go to the video right now and post what I thought about his khantent, that it's low-brow, humorless, shit with bad gameplay, bad commentary, and excessive begging, then he'd block the post and look for keep up the ones that dick-ride his gameplay and khantent. Phil controls what posts stay on his videos, so "letting him know what you think" is fucking pointless.

And this is the problem with Phil's khantent. Everything he makes is built on the mere illusion of choice. Everything is in his favor, and none of it is for his viewers.

 

[FamicomGorby]

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I'm kinda amazed that this tweet wasn't just pure salt, what with getting less than $100 before his day off. I remember one of his day offs he said he only had a $100 which was only just enough to door dash breakfast. Do you people not know that Dave's marriage will fall apart if Fhet Khet doesn't get to eat out every single week?

I guess he didn't wanna push it since it's clear that his podcast meltdown isn't having the effect he wanted on his dents.

 

[Pargon]

And this is the problem with Phil's khantent. Everything he makes is built on the mere illusion of choice. Everything is in his favor, and none of it is for his viewers.

These three sentences are good enough to be edited into the OP. All onlookers and newbies need to know about Phil is right here.

 

[Iron Hamster]

I think my favorite thing about Phil's unhinged rant today about mobile games is that IF, in whatever bizarro chaos universe he lives, if he really was finally telling the truth this time that he does infact play mobile games but just doesn't spend, it would mean that Phil values his privacy in a shitty WWE match 3 puzzler game over the reputation of his 13 year old youtube channel. If Phil really did play WWEC but his account was totally different and never spent money, we would just be so owned it'd be unreal. And according to him that's reality but fuck proving it I guess.

I guess we wouldn't exactly be owned he'd still be a friendless loveless shell of a human with a cat that hates him and a wife that pretends he doesn't exist. But still we'd be wrong that's gotta count for something.

I see he went back to retconing the bank leak as fake. So no one spent his money (they didn't anyway) and there was no $1500 lawyer bill (there wasn't anyway) because he didn't need one. He really can't keep himself from lying.

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lol. No one is saying that Phail. Odd you are the only streamer that allegedly has this issue and this often.

Apparently now the bank leaks were this huge CODE RED deal where money was actually withdrawn from his account and everything got locked down and he had to run around for ages slowly fixing everything. Does anyone actually remember any panic around that time or him even really taking very much time off to address this problem? I sure don't. Kinda strange that a guy who would cry for hours about a stubbed toe barely mentioned or seemed all that perturbed about such a catastrophic hack.

He also said they were fake in the same story. lol

Didn't he also claim a few weeks after first addressing it that da bank leaks revealed to him that he has been losing money without knowing, implying that da trollz have been spending his money for years without him noticing? Gotta say, that was a bold strategy to try and imply that it was actually da trollz who spent over 6 figures on WWE Champions all this time

But the story then leads to everything being fine now just like getting his begruptcy wiped those billz. He should have more money than he knows what to do with it.

 

[RaidenAUndertale]

So Phil now that we went from:
"I never play mobile games, dood!"
to
"Yeah, I play them as I said before but I don't do the stuff you say I do and it's none of your business!"
are we gonna ever get to
"Yeah I spent money on WWE Champions on a weekly basis but not as much as you say I do and it's none of your business!"
or are you gonna retcon it all away?

 

[Iron Hamster]

These three sentences are good enough to be edited into the OP. All onlookers and newbies need to know about Phil is right here.

He could rebrand as The Casino of Content.

 

[FamicomGorby]

He also said they were fake in the same story. lol

He's doing a damage control blunder where he wants two things to be true at the same time in way that doesn't make sense. He wants his identity being stolen to be real, but also for some reason they would make up literal months of financial transactions instead of just posting the very real ones they apparently had access to.

So far as I know, boooof just got Dave's Bank of America info from the bankruptcy docs and used that to get the automated customer service line to read out the account transactions. That's it, there's no proof that he tried to steal from Dave. There's nothing to indicate that was going on with Dave around the time, since his only reaction was to just completely ignore the entire situation and ban anyone who typed 16.51 in the chat.

 

[Iron Hamster]

He's doing a damage control blunder where he wants two things to be true at the same time in way that doesn't make sense. He wants his identity being stolen to be real, but also for some reason they would make up literal months of financial transactions instead of just posting the very real ones they apparently had access to.

So far as I know, boooof just got Dave's Bank of America info from the bankruptcy docs and used that to get he automated customer service line to read out the account transactions. That's it, there's no proof that he tried to steal from Dave. There's nothing to indicate that was going on with Dave around the time, since his only reaction was to just completely ignore the entire situation and ban anyone who typed 16.51 in the chat.

On the 'fake' front, if they were fake, that means the bank voice was just some prerecorded skit. It couldn't even be a real bank. Or, if you want to really climb out onto a limb (not LIMB), someone elses account was accessed. Why pay any attention to it then in either scenario? Phail the biggest detractor strikes again.

 

[Grammatik]

The Day Ahff

 

[Coke Zero]

Go ahead and rate this rainbows but I'm kind of worried the combination of actually getting caught playing wwe champions, the recent low tip streams and the addition of 6 star jpegs may be enough for phil to just quit wwe champions altogether. I guess we'll find out how strong the addiction really is.

 

[FamicomGorby]

Go ahead and rate this rainbows but I'm kind of worried the combination of actually getting caught playing wwe champions, the recent low tip streams and the addition of 6 star jpegs may be enough for phil to just quit wwe champions altogether. I guess we'll find out how strong the addiction really is.

There is a phenomenon where when a P2W game puts up some new wall that whales either need to pay up to climb over or get bent, that some just decide to quit at that point.

Can't remember the name but there was some online collectible card game that did that, released new set of cards that were completely OP and a bunch of players quit.

I don't think Dave will quit though, at least not for a while. Probably wouldn't quit till he gets kicked out of his clan for not having an open wallet.

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

That sign pisses me off. Pure unadulterated wage slave bootlicking.

 

[DeeTracktor]

That sign pisses me off. Pure unadulterated wage slave bootlicking.

Uncle Phil has some wise words

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i46y_b1_po8

 

[Grammatik]

That sign pisses me off. Pure unadulterated wage slave bootlicking.

Absolutely. Managerial autism at its finest. But felt it was somewhat related to Phil’s hectic scheduling and "flexibility".

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

That sign pisses me off. Pure unadulterated wage slave bootlicking.

Maybe it's a US thing, but how is 14 days leave a year in any way generous?

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

Maybe it's a US thing, but how is 14 days leave a year in any way generous?

Most people don’t even get that much

 

[DerichLovesSSI]

Maybe it's a US thing, but how is 14 days leave a year in any way generous?

Managers:

 

[Lazycunt]

Chill and interactive fun....how is giving phaggot money interactive, a video camera is interactive Phil you're just a a dull lizard in a ill looking skin suit.

He does realise these tweets are fucking cringe.
Suppose that suits the biggest cringe out there.

Fuck you null, I'm a retard and can't work this shit

Edit... this cunt is up a lot earlier than normal lol some shit is going down or because he got fuck all money?

 

[ParksydeDhil]

There should be a penalty with how much piggy uses the exclamation mark.

 

[tomstone]

Go ahead and rate this rainbows but I'm kind of worried the combination of actually getting caught playing wwe champions, the recent low tip streams and the addition of 6 star jpegs may be enough for phil to just quit wwe champions altogether. I guess we'll find out how strong the addiction really is.

not sure, but imo i think the last days were slow beacuse all of his paypigs shot their load early during the phils in the closet stream. he made over $600 that day.