Adding my own two cents and agreeing with you wholeheartedly. I don't doubt that there can be a madly-in-love and infinitely loyal couple without a ring to show for it but God is that piece of paper important. I've had many different flavors of jobs throughout my life, and I've seen people get screwed over by marriage, or lack of it, many times. Man becomes comatose after accident, "estranged" family gets the rights to make the decision on his care because the long-term girlfriend has no legal rights. Another case, man passes and everything goes to separated-but-not-divorced wife over girlfriend of many years. Of course, I don't know the nitty-gritty of these cases and having kids is also a big factor but the gist of it is, if it is just a piece of paper, why not get it?
Get a prenup and go down to the courthouse kiwis, especially if you feel you can trust your partner best in end-of-life situations like these. And if you're married to someone who would jump at the chance to pull your plug, d i v o r c e.
Anyway, let's laugh at some troons.
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A dogecoin investor btw, if that means anything to some of you cryptobros.
*hides half of face* I don't hate my face
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Ahegao by the community pool
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Where to begin...
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Yaoi hands
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Posting my horrific mug to own the kiwihoes:
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random.txt worthy:
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Millions
Also, if you were wondering about that creep Marco/Lexie who most recently was going to go to court for divorce and some custody dispute, there is this update:
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He has been completely silent on Reddit and I can no longer find his IG page. Hopefully none of it is going in his favor
mfw I'm gross and my ex-wife leaves me and takes the kids:
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