DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Silverchair]

Wingsofredemption might have some vacuum parts at his store that could help Phil out.

 

[UaineRunei]

So his vacuum broke. Again.

Next in the checklist is... Chargebacks, I think? Then it's the shower.

 

[Piece of Peace]

The vacuum is still under warranty if it's been less than a year since you bought it like you said. Might want to adjust your strategy dipshit.

 

[The One And Only SALTE]

Wings has done some shitty stuff, but it’s legit been so many years, and he’s so harmless and boring now. The thing that gets me the most is wings trolls fuck with him harder, and also try to take some moral high ground more than a DSP detractor. Like they constantly keep telling him he has to apologize for something he’s said in the past, or he deserves this because of the weight loss money he all but wasted on the surgery, like these people actually care about that shit still.

Like, no DSP detractor would steal Phil’s PlayStation account and act like they are doing it because he talked about slapping that kid in VR chat, they would do it just to watch him get mad

The wings trolls just act like they are some morally righteous group every-time they fuck with him, which is obviously absurd to act like when you are striking someone’s YouTube, stealing their PlayStation account, calling hookers to his house, or constantly ordering food to his house.

If it was a wings troll that got into DSP’s bank account they’d 100% spend whatever money was in there, DSP acts like his detractors are as malicious as the ones wings deals with

Wings trolls aggressively try to worsen wings life, while most DSP detractors just dig into his personal life to try and expose his lies, because that’s way funnier and annoys Phil more. Wings doesn’t really have anything equivalent to WWE to find out about and and annoy him with

I'm pretty sure most people here have gone through a breaking point for disliking Phil (for me it was the hospital stuff) but you're right. If someone legit committed identity theft they would admit to doing it because it's funny to watch him flounder, not out of a sense of self righteousness. That's why whenever I propose someone breaking into his house it's always to steal stuff that is easily replacable. He can afford to lose a couple HDMI cables and try to set up a streamdeck for a soundboard. Thing is he would lose his fuckin mind over it, which is the funny part. Maybe leave some treats for Jasper since the fat fuck is too greedy to keep that shit stocked, just to rub it in his face that we care more about his cat than he does.

Crazy theory time: Phil, dumb as he is, knows that he's backed into a corner. Seriously, a legal one. He can't admit that he plays WWE Champions, because the retard probably listed his pulls as part of his business expenses on his bankruptcy documents.

If he admits to it, then that opens up the potential for fraud. Even if he doesn't mention anything about using the pulls for his business expenses, looking at his bank leaks, one could surmise that he included them in there.

Again, going out on a limb, but given what Phil has done in the past, it's not out of the realm of possibility, stupid as it is.

Unfortunately I'm pretty sure no bank on the planet cares enough to open a case like his again to investigate for fraud. Most you can hope is the IRS audits his ass but even that is a stretch. In regards to legal trouble, though, Phil could be in deep shit if someone decides to sue him for the takedowns that Superhound has been carrying out in his name. Steve pointed that out but I don't think anyone cares enough to sue Phil as a joke.

JWong tends to shill, though. He's a known Capcuck and has given us pictures with Budlight such as the one below and he shilled MvC:I alongside Filipinochimp, LI Joe and K-Fraud. Wong and Joe actively shat on DBFZ while shilling Infinite.

Doesn't take away the fact that DSP is retarded and is talking out of his ass, complaining about bad connections because WiFi while he refuses to go to platforms that offer tools to avoid WiFi players and have rollback netcode. Go figure.

JWong also actually works for Arcade 1Up so it makes sense for him to promote it as part of his job.

Just to prove Phil's lies, I looked up the prices of an Arcade 1Up cabinet, they go for 300 to 500, some of the larger cabinets are like 650 or 700 but you can also find them for cheap at Walmart or something. Even then, it's a decent item and of course they're meant for enthusiasts. The fact that Arcade 1Up has MvC2 might mean they could produce it digitally as well but he lacks forethought.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

So his vacuum broke. Again.

Next in the checklist is... Chargebacks, I think? Then it's the shower.

That broken vacuum sat in his garage for over a year. Probably still there:

The new vacuum that just broke was a more expensive "pet vacuum" and the cat is deathly afraid of it.

And here he is begging for a new vacuum last year:

(three minutes later...)

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

So his vacuum broke. Again.

Next in the checklist is... Chargebacks, I think? Then it's the shower.

You forgot the flat tire.

@SaidNoOneEver the autogenerated thumbnails Youtube gives him never fail to make me laugh, he ends up looking like a complete tard in 90% of them.

 

[RaidenAUndertale]

he is complaining about WWE Champions adding 6 star characters now.

Anyone got a clip?

wtf. he asks himself a question and then follows up with: "interesting that you would ask that"

That's actually really funny. If DSP was just harmless and stupid like that all the time, I'd be more kind towards him.

In any case, the WWE Champions reveal was a nice way to wrap up this long running plot thread. It's nice that we also got the Marvel Future Fight reveal as a bonus. I sure hope the writers won't get stuck on this and drag it out for too long.

 

[Kheapathic]

Hey Phil, they have a wall for the 20 years of EVO Champions. Guess whose name will never be there.

 

[GiveMeTheMoney]

I never thought I would be able to witness and observe a real cult leader and his followers in real time like I can with DSP. I've been observing him since around 2010, I didn't know the term lolcow yet, but even then I knew Phil was a pretty crazy person with some clear mental issues. I bet Phil wishes he could go back to being old Phil, despite him gaslighting his cult into believing that he wants to stay as "new" Phil, he lets it slip every now and then with his really terrible racial humor among other things (scat man), as old Phil he could do or say whatever he wanted, now he's trapped himself in a shitty house with a "wife" that does nothing, a cat that hates him and a huge mobile game addiction. This life is so much better than being with your "friends" in Conneticut, right Phil?

 

[UsedUp]

When detractors know the truth about WWEC and DSP behind the scenes

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

That broken vacuum sat in his garage for over a year. Probably still there:

The new vacuum that just broke was a more expensive "pet vacuum" and the cat is deathly afraid of it.

And here he is begging for a new vacuum last year:

(three minutes later...)

Huh, when he moved to Renton they bought an "insanely-expensive" Dyson vacuum and it broke too. This will be at least his 3rd vacuum at the Wahkando. What the fuck is on their floors?

Whoever made PigPigGo deserves an award.

 

[Silverchair]

Huh, when he moved to Renton they bought a "insanely-expensive" Dyson vacuum and it broke too. This will be at least his 3rd vacuum at the Wahkando. What the fuck is on their floors?

Whoever made PigPigGo deserves an award.

never cleaning out the filters and burning out the motor.

phil wouldn't even know how to change the belt of the beater-bar thing.

broke? just buy a new one!

i always ask myself, with his fat wife making some income, why tf can't she go buy a fuckin' vacuum if its so needed in the snort-fort.

 

[M0L0K]

Crazy theory time: Phil, dumb as he is, knows that he's backed into a corner. Seriously, a legal one. He can't admit that he plays WWE Champions, because the retard probably listed his pulls as part of his business expenses on his bankruptcy documents.

If he admits to it, then that opens up the potential for fraud. Even if he doesn't mention anything about using the pulls for his business expenses, looking at his bank leaks, one could surmise that he included them in there.

Again, going out on a limb, but given what Phil has done in the past, it's not out of the realm of possibility, stupid as it is.

I sincerely doubt he would face any legal action if he fessed up, even with the army of people who would be spamming it to the authorities in super autistic ways, but Phil is fundamentally a very anxious person. He is extremely easy to unnerve and he dwells on stuff a lot. So yeah, I think you’re essentially correct here, but who the fuck knows?

 

[tomstone]

he is really ramping up the guilttrip.
really needs help this week (like every other week). cant even pay his big mature adult bill if his paypigs wont tip this week.
you paypigs ruined his plans with these slow streams!

edit: not asking for anything crazy. just $2000 a week for playing video games for ~25h
edit 2: sounds good?
edit 3: zero of your donated dollars this week will go to mobile games, ZERO! so there is no more excuses paypigs. step it up!

 

[SomeoneLikeMYFATHER]

Why is he still talking about mobile games? The whales don't give a shit and the more he talks the more he incriminates/contradicts himself. "I spent a dollar here and there" "Zero dollars you donate goes to mobile games, it all goes to bills". Well he's technically correct there since his credit card is a bill.

He declared bankruptcy he can’t have a credit card.

 

[python_lord]

Specific hats make him look more autistic than others and the bender hat is one of them jesus christ

 

[Shabobus]

This week's Flashback Friday is here:

Today Phil complains about not enough tips to spend on his day off to eat out with his horse

Which brings back this tweet in 2015

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Now Phil probably has to beg Pizza hut to send him more coupons lol

Business degree flabbergasted by the concept of advertising.

 

[Swallow Moon]

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Well gee whizz, what on earth could have caused your voice to be all fucked up? Maybe it's from all the yelling at the camera for 45 minutes you just did? Oh no, of course not; it must be pollen or the air conditioner. Of course! How stupid of me!

Nothing he could do. Not his fault. He did everything correct.

It might only be my imagination, but I think there is a trend of his throat clearing and snorting worsening a lot when he's angry or frustrated at a game.

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Remember when he compared his tips to tips at a restaurant? Imagine if your waiter walked by your table every ten minutes and told you he noticed you hadn't tipped yet. Is there nothing in your wallet? Oh there is, never mind, just no one wants to tip.

 

[Tears for T]

Maybe ReviewTechUsa has some old vacuum laying around? Or will Phil just talk about specific parts of the new vacuum for weeks.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

Maybe ReviewTechUsa has some old vacuum laying around?

Imagine if everybody shipped a cheap vacuum to his address.