Fun unintentional usages of products

[autisticdragonkin]

I often buy canned air in order to freeze water in cool ways. What creative recreational usages of everyday products do other kiwis perform

 

[Wildchild]

I like planes because they fly, if I could be any animal then I would be a airplane because planes fly. I would like to ride in a plane someday.

 

[AnOminous]

I buy gold colored spray paint and then huff it until I get arresteduntil @Wildchild gets banned.

 

[Wildchild]

I buy gold colored spray paint and then huff it until I get arresteduntil @Wildchild gets banned.

@Alan Pardew can I be banned again please?

 

[XYZpdq]

One time a bunch of ants started crawling out of a video tape I took off the shelf so I sprayed them with canned air to freeze them because... I didn't really have a plan and panicked.

 

[Coldgrip]

I use canned air to go around freezing thing so I can pretend to be Mr.Freeze while I say horrible ice-based puns.

 

[ZehnBoat]

i use canned air as a replacement for a fan

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

I use my iPhone 6 Plus as an actual phone. Fancy that.

 

[drtoboggan]

I cut credit and gift cards into guitar picks.

 

[kittie]

I buy gold colored spray paint and then huff it until I get arresteduntil @Wildchild gets banned.

Does it have to be gold? Or will any color do?

 

[MerriedxReldnahc]

Back in the days that AOL sent people shitty CD'S in the mail, my grandma would tie them to her fruit trees because the reflection scares birds away.

 

[kittie]

One time a bunch of ants started crawling out of a video tape I took off the shelf so I sprayed them with canned air to freeze them because... I didn't really have a plan and panicked.

Try talcum powder next time. I used to live in the woods so we got a lot of any invasions and we used it to disrupt the scent trails of ants

 

[XYZpdq]

Try talcum powder next time. I used to live in the woods so we got a lot of any invasions and we used it to disrupt the scent trails of ants

I'll keep that in mind, but this was like, take the tape off the shelf and then they start pouring out while that creeping noise from the horror movies when insects stream out of things happens. On to my hand.

 

[melty]

I used canned air on paint on a brooch I was making to mimic the appearance of an airbrush because I didn't have an airbrusyh

 

[glutenfreebooty]

I use non-prescription iron supplements to rim Halloween-themed shots and make them taste like blood.

Does it have to be gold? Or will any color do?

Just to be safe, use off-white.

 

[Joan Nyan]

I use Kiwi Farms as a place to show off my anime avatars and chat with homosexuals rather than do anything related to lolcows.

 

[autisticdragonkin]

I use Kiwi Farms as a place to show off my anime avatars and chat with homosexuals rather than do anything related to lolcows.

Does it count as a creative nonstandard usage of something if everyone uses it that way?

 

[GS 281]

I cut credit and gift cards into guitar picks.

That's actually fucking sweet

 

[ToroidalBoat]

I learned how to make eggs with nothing but a microwave, non-stick spray, and a coffee mug.

Spoiler

Is that egg thread still around?

 

[GS 281]

I dip my dick in motor oil and tape bubble wrap around it and my cell phone. I set my phone on vibrate and use textnow to continuously text it. I don't have a name for it, but its the reason I haven't left the house in weeks.