(07/29/2022) - New Chris Jail Letter - Barb is described as being "zombie-like" and like a "scared deer in a headlight", Chris shit talks jail staff, Chris adamant about the fundraiser

[Tennis-Ball-Tony]

Chris acted out at the hospital they restrained him in a serious manner in a chair, I wonder what caused him to chimp so hard they felt the need to do that it's not hard to get him to chimp but he backs down when confronted with authority normally and to keep doing it so much they restrained him it had to be something special or they have done something to his imagination land like calling it not real to his face.

It sounds like Chris is complaining about the social services and others involved being liars for not being able to get him place to live while at Western, and instead, booted him back to jail. Chris claims they sent him back to jail only to "free up a room".

Analyzing Chris talking about his bondage sessions, I'm gleaning that Chris was wasting their time, refusing to "get him out of there" into a placement program, and Chris threw a tard tantrum because they lied and weren't doing what Heilberg wanted. Chris is saying they're all idiots and jerks (Jerkop makes a come back) for telling him he's going into a group home and then just kicking him back to jail.

I wonder if this is what happened, Chris otherwise refusing to go along with Western and their recommendations, being a burden, and the hospital needing a bed free for a genuine case, not man-child impotent jackassery.

 

[Strange Wilderness]

It's the new "Black Tape!" Maybe we should get a poll going: would you rather hear Chris sobbing over Bob's death or shrieking incoherently at a state-run mental hospital?
Also, loving the new CWCisms we got from this letter. "Arrogantly shit-minded" is my favorite. It sounds like something Chris would say while verbally sparring with da trolls back in the day.

I'd rather listen to the recorded screams of Chris being restrained because it would be over something stupid he did, like freaking out how he wanted to watch My Little Pony in the rec room and all the other patients told him no. Him crying over his fathers death is just too sad and a real human emotion. I like it better when Chris's stupidity and laziness get him into trouble.

It's weird how Chris chooses the objectively worst media to fixate on.

He was also obsessed with Filmation's Ghostbusters.

Blame his parents. Borb spent all their money on booze so poor Chris didn't even get good cartoons to watch as a child as the TV was raising him. Maybe thats why he became so obsessed with Sonic? It was one of the first cartoons in his life that wasn't some cheap, direct to video, ripoff Borb fished out of the clearance bin at the grocery store.

I was dead on about the fact Chris wants the house, which empty.
I don't know how to feel how I can think like Chris it's horrifying.

You have to understand how Chris sees the world, he is the the "Real Player One" or something like that where he is the PC and hero of the video game of life and everyone else is an NPC that exists to do his bidding. As the hero of the story everything Chris does is justified either because he was doing the right thing or because the other person was bad and deserved whatever happened to them. Look at how he frames the situation; hes the noble compassionate hero wanting to get his elderly mother into a nursing home to treat her dementia while her relatives leave her to rot. At the same time he says that Barb only married Bob because he owned a house, by that logic shes also a bad person who doesn't deserve the house so it should go to him. Everyone can read between the lines and see Chris just wants to go back home to his toys, but Chris has twisted the situation around in his head where his scummy plan to get Barb kicked out of her own house is the right thing to do because of her mental problems and shes a bad person.

 

[DarkCast]

For years, Chris was accepting of the narrative that this mom was a saint, and didn't want to believe what was written about her on the CWCki (ironically, Borb liked being likened to Snorlax). Now that that his back is against the wall, he's saying what he really thinks of Barb, just to get pity points and hoping that this will convince the judge to let him go. Like it worked so well for Chris all those other times he tried to 'convince' people to do things for him.

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Also, in the letter he describes Barb as not socializing, despite the fact he has mentioned on some occasions that there was a conspiracy against the Chandlers, but really, Barb's a social pariah, just like Chris.

Not counting David, this is how the Chandler legacy ends. This is how Bob is going to be remembered.

I know I probably shouldn't let that last part hit me like it does, Bob wasn't perfect by a long shot. However he tried to be a better father with Chris, and he certainly doesn't deserve having his legacy tainted as bad as it has.

 

[FamicomGorby]

Okay so Chris is officially casting Barb out of his life, probably for the best but it's also interesting to see Chris change what he values so quickly when it suits him.

If Chris is telling the truth then it looks like he is in fact taking a plea deal and getting out, the grand jury is so they can charge him with a felony as part of it. Chris is gonna be a convicted felon finally, he'll have something to talk about with Ethan Ralph when he gets on the killstream.

Chris living in a group home though, that'll be the first time Chris will have had roommates that weren't his parents. Will they immediately beat him up for leaving cups of fanta navy in the fridge or will Chris bolt immediately to the first ween that offers to take him in?

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

Chris living in a group home though, that'll be the first time Chris will have had roommates that weren't his parents. Will they immediately beat him up for leaving cups of fanta navy in the fridge or will Chris bolt immediately to the first ween that offers to take him in?

Chris in a group home means he will likely be back in jail very soon. He will not like it. Firstly he will have to keep his very very small area very clean. He will only have a small shelf for toys, and will have to keep up with his home duties. I don't see Chris being content with only being able to keep basically a shoebox worth of belongings. He's going to tard rage, a lot.

Chris who is used to living like this;

and this

will be forced to live like this;


yea, not gonna happen.

 

[Raiken]

Would be a damn shame if someone would use these letters in the trial against him, maybe it has something to do why it keeps getting delayed because of his idiotic brain does not get that he is making things worse? Nah.

 

[Papa Adolfo's Take'n'Bake]

What I wouldn’t give to have been able to see Chris having a nuclear level meltdown as orderlies restrained him.

Do you think he hedgehog'd and accidentally mad eit easier for them to grab his wrists and ankles?

 

[Nikes_JustDoIt]

It's funny to me, for about a year, Chris was being kind to Barb (making sure she had food, she ok after the car crash and checking in once in a while and denying the soul-bonding). Now realizing he can not go back to the temple with Barb being there, he's trying to kick her out. In the process of admitting she was not all there mental since 2021.
Never change Chris caring about your previous life instead of your elderly mother.

 

[Clownery]

Mentions that Barb was like a "zombie" even before June 2021.

I scream into the void but my cries are not answered

To annoy your attorney trying to defend you, you really need to be a shithead lol

its actually not that hard. especially with public defenders.

Chris in a group home means he will likely be back in jail very soon. He will not like it. Firstly he will have to keep his very very small area very clean. He will only have a small shelf for toys, and will have to keep up with his home duties. I don't see Chris being content with only being able to keep basically a shoebox worth of belongings. He's going to tard rage, a lot.

lets not forget you usually have two or more people per bedroom in tard homes, chris will have to share that really small area with a fellow slow in da mind.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

lets not forget you usually have two or more people per bedroom in tard homes, chris will have to share that really small area with a fellow slow in da mind.

yes, and he'll have a curfew, a bed time, lights out, and chores duty. It'll be worse than jail because he'll have to actually do stuff, and instead of dreaming about all of toys back at barb's home, he'll be duck teased by the reminder all of his precious plastic is in a landfill as he cries himself to sleep looking at his little shelf of 2 or 3 amiibos

 

[Ass Johnson]

Chris in a group home means he will likely be back in jail very soon. He will not like it. Firstly he will have to keep his very very small area very clean. He will only have a small shelf for toys, and will have to keep up with his home duties. I don't see Chris being content with only being able to keep basically a shoebox worth of belongings. He's going to tard rage, a lot.

Chris who is used to living like this;
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and this
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will be forced to live like this;

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yea, not gonna happen.

Judging by the track record with his letters:

Going home the first time: Western
Second time: Grand Jury
"Group home": Prison or Western again (or another inpatient facility)

 

[Flavius Anthemius]

Chris doesn't deserve that house after Barb drops dead, he really doesn't care what becomes of it. Honestly I'm not sure if she'll leave the house for Cole as their relationship has been estranged for the longest time, but maybe that ween who sent her flowers for her Birthday unintentionally did him a solid and increased his chances of being in Barb's good book, if she has any.

 

[SaintChristopher69]

So Chris admits Barb wasn't mentally well back when he repeatedly had sex with her? This letter was not a good idea, Chris.

Which is why he only has himself to blame if things go awry. Chris hasn't even got the common sense to realize that these letters could easily be used against him.

 

[DrunkServal]

yes, and he'll have a curfew, a bed time, lights out, and chores duty. It'll be worse than jail because he'll have to actually do stuff, and instead of dreaming about all of toys back at barb's home, he'll be duck teased by the reminder all of his precious plastic is in a landfill as he cries himself to sleep looking at his little shelf of 2 or 3 amiibos

A solid routine would be the best for him, but I wonder how he'll cope with it. Will his delusions get worse, will he just have tantrums... or both?

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

A solid routine would be the best for him, but I wonder how he'll cope with it. Will his delusions get worse, will he just have tantrums... or both?

Yea it would've been 35 years ago, it's too late now. Chris will either tard rage or hedgehog mode. His delusions will no doubt get worse, especially as his fantasies continue to not come true. When the reality of him not getting his hoard of toys sinks in it might break him, right now chris is living off of the hope he will be surrounded by the only things he cares about again. Reality is even when he gets out of jail, that won't happen unless he decides to sleep in the landfill with them.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

Will they immediately beat him up for leaving cups of fanta navy in the fridge or will Chris bolt immediately to the first ween that offers to take him in?

Given how delusional Chris is with his 'fanbase', Chris would rather go with a ween, but it won't go well for him. The difference is with a tard home there's certainty of security; a ween, not so much.

yes, and he'll have a curfew, a bed time, lights out, and chores duty. It'll be worse than jail because he'll have to actually do stuff, and instead of dreaming about all of toys back at barb's home, he'll be duck teased by the reminder all of his precious plastic is in a landfill as he cries himself to sleep looking at his little shelf of 2 or 3 amiibos

Doesn't Chris have an abnormal sleep schedule? I'd say he got used to sleeping normally while in jail. I don't think it would go well with Chris if he got a curfew.

 

[Jack Awful]

Lots of great info on the medical stay in here.

Chris revealing the purpose of the hospital stay as a sort of prep for sending him to a group home, but it fell through and he had to go back to jail. Him (presumably) freaking out and having to be restrained.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

Given how delusional Chris is with his 'fanbase', Chris would rather go with a ween, but it won't go well for him. The difference is with a tard home there's certainty of security; a ween, not so much.

I hope we do get a couch surfing saga. Anyone willing to take him in will be a milk producing faggot 100%. They will also find out it won't be very fun living with Chris. Unless they're a zombie like barb who will let Chris take full control of the house and not mind him watching cartoons on full volume until 6am while repeating out loud every spoken word and mimicking sound effects while he watches.

 

[Nikes_JustDoIt]

Lots of great info on the medical stay in here.

Chris revealing the purpose of the hospital stay as a sort of prep for sending him to a group home, but it fell through and he had to go back to jail. Him (presumably) freaking out and having to be restrained.

Weird how Chris's life repeats itself same thing happened when he was very young.

 

[neutral grandpa]

Chris is still so painfully stupid. By repeatedly saying how bad off and zombie like his mom is that just makes the fact that he raped her all the worse. Theres no way the court will rule it was consensual so Chris is really, really fucked