Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

[Panama]

I'm more irritated by Sean with every episode. He is like a lot of self-described apolitical people I've seen where they consider themselves above-it-all, but are still unknowingly captured by politics. This quote from a detestable person comes to mind:

“Practical men, who believe themselves to be quite exempt from any intellectual influences, are usually slaves of some defunct economist”​

He’s a Default Democrat, the kind that thinks watching Bill Maher makes them an independent thinker.

 

[Varis]

Vito just confessed to masturbating his cat with a Q-tip on BPITU.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yo_wxRgEha4

Now with timestamp (37:15):

https://youtu.be/yo_wxRgEha4?t=2055

Spoiler: Cat sperging nobody asked for

As much as I dislike Vito... what he did is kind of a real thing. Still not smart to brag about it.

The Cat Care Manual by Bradley Viner, 1986, page 53

 

[Sincere Irony LLC]

I'm more irritated by Sean with every episode. He is like a lot of self-described apolitical people I've seen where they consider themselves above-it-all, but are still unknowingly captured by politics. This quote from a detestable person comes to mind:

“Practical men, who believe themselves to be quite exempt from any intellectual influences, are usually slaves of some defunct economist”​

It makes me think of whoever adapted that quote, "you may not be interested in politics, but politics is interested in you." You can pretend like you're not involved or not taking a side but you are involved and "not taking a side" has an effect one way or another. I get very tired of boomerism political takes like "everything is so divisive now" as if people are somehow more divided now than in the past or "we just need common sense [blank]."

 

[CivilianOfTheFandomWars]

I did really like Alex’s call, but then again I like his brand of performance satire and making political niggas uncomfortable.
But I think it shows that Dick is at his best when he is talking to someone who also likes to talk about a corrupt system and stuff like that, it’s so much more fun than just some fat comedian guy.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

You can pretend like you're not involved or not taking a side but you are involved and "not taking a side" has an effect one way or another.

People get to choose what they spend their attention, time, and energy on. Those resources are always best invested on things you can actually influence, e.g. your job situation or relationships. Consciously deciding not to focus on shit you can’t control is extremely sane and healthy. I know very few politics buffs (apart from those who make money from it, e.g. lobbyists) who lead lives I’d want to live. They’re largely boring and have disappointing work and professional lives but think they know how to fix my life and yours. We’d be better off if they an heroed.

I get very tired of boomerism political takes like "everything is so divisive now" as if people are somehow more divided now than in the past or "we just need common sense [blank]."

Agree. I like to ask them, “Why do you believe divisiveness is an undesirable condition?” Ten times out of 10, they parrot some NPC sound bites about “our democracy.” In other words, they are retards not worth engaging in the first place.

Spoiler

Sometimes for fun I’ll just say “I love the divisiveness, it’s so much more obvious who the bad guys are now” and watch them try to make it about Trump (NPC default topic). Then I say something like “I didn’t vote for him but I love how he’s raised awareness of important issues like racism and misogyny. Aren’t you glad too?” Cue meltdown.

Dax is not even political. He just wants to get pegged, suck dick, and be left alone.

 

[The Inward]

Aww the Q-tip Vito drawing was deleted
Reason cited: "gross"

#neverforget

 

[Sincere Irony LLC]

People get to choose what they spend their attention, time, and energy on. Those resources are always best invested on things you can actually influence, e.g. your job situation or relationships. Consciously deciding not to focus on shit you can’t control is extremely sane and healthy.

I agree, it's definitely better for your personal well-being to just focus on your own life and just tuning out all the news and political bullshit, but by doing that you allow people who will spend all their energy on politics to have their way. A silent, passive majority will lose to a vocal, active minority. I'm not advocating for people to be any sort of way just saying even if you think you're being apolitical you're taking yourself out of the game and allowing others to run it which is a political decision in a way. If it matters I don't vote.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

you allow people who will spend all their energy on politics to have their way

This idea is based on the assumption that the political process is the only (or most effective) way to change things. We can see from the world around us that that’s not the case. The fact that an obese drunk like Dax can make a living talking about fat women on a podcast is on balance a net good for the world even if we think he’s gay, and it was technology innovation that got us there — not legislation.

even if you think you're being apolitical you're taking yourself out of the game and allowing others to run it which is a political decision in a way

I guess allowing others to burn their lives away on the political system could be called a “political choice,” but most of the people who don’t concern themselves with politics are simply choosing to prioritize their families and communities. They don’t think of it as some political statement because it’s not like they had any kind of dilemma over whether or not to become political spergs. In practice people have far greater impact on the world by, for starters, creating wealth, shunning the state, raising morally upright families, and not playing along with obvious bullshit. Is that a form of political protest? Call it what you want but it’s also just the logical, reasonable approach to life.

And I can say something nice about Dax: He proves you don’t have to be smart, good looking, funny or talented to be self-supporting without government contributions. I wouldn’t even begrudge him if he took out a PPP loan he never repaid. But I’m guessing those initials still trigger him pretty severely.

 

[Maverick Vile]

I agree, it's definitely better for your personal well-being to just focus on your own life and just tuning out all the news and political bullshit, but by doing that you allow people who will spend all their energy on politics to have their way. A silent, passive majority will lose to a vocal, active minority. I'm not advocating for people to be any sort of way just saying even if you think you're being apolitical you're taking yourself out of the game and allowing others to run it which is a political decision in a way. If it matters I don't vote.

I do agree with that, but I also see it as a war of attrition. If your enemies are all scattered doing their own thing like a herd of cats it requires an immense amount of mental effort and resources to lock them up, legislate them into oblivion, or kill them, especially if what your enemy is engaged in is beneficial to them long term. We've seen how well the US military fairs against an outgunned (but still armed) group of people that's sick of their bullshit. It's way more costly for the US than it was for Afghanistan to go to war, and that was a shithole country America had casus belli to invade. The Jan 6 prosecutions have earned a ton of ire from roughly half the nation, even though all the retards from Jan 6 walked into an optics trap, and now dissidents are aware of fed honeypots and perhaps even more people became dissidents after the prosecutions. Avoiding the government or going around their back requires a little caution and moderate amounts of coordination, while the system that abuses its people is insolvent. It's a great beast which is bleeding to death and every heaving movement it takes causes more blood to gush forth. It's also gotten fat and out of shape because for the past 50 years or so people have been lining up to be devoured by it to provide it nourishment. Now people realize more than ever the beast isn't actually helping you, it's just eating you, so it's a big game of catch-me-if-you-can until it bleeds out.

I still vote, if only because it makes it that much harder for them to fake elections, and for a small amount of effort; meanwhile, they have to pay people to go out and fake ballots and not get caught too openly. It's part of that bleeding the beast mentality by making it overexert itself.

I'm more irritated by Sean with every episode. He is like a lot of self-described apolitical people I've seen where they consider themselves above-it-all, but are still unknowingly captured by politics. This quote from a detestable person comes to mind:

“Practical men, who believe themselves to be quite exempt from any intellectual influences, are usually slaves of some defunct economist”​

I actually stopped watching The Dick Show primarily because I couldn't stand Sean's sheepish baaaing every time Dick said something remotely controversial. He takes the NPC line every time and it's rarely an engaging counterpoint, just him calling Dick's sources into question or citing establishment data with financial ties to the corrupt entities Dick is complaining about in the rant Sean is torpedoing with his constant wet-blanket behavior. I really get the impression Sean feels compelled to pipe up because he lives in LA and if he doesn't say something his LA-degen "friends" will literally nail him to a cross and crucify him for his sin of omission by not confronting Dick's "disinformation." If you're going to undermine a rant, at least have the fucking decency to have a nuanced opinion instead of just vomiting DNC talking points.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

disinformation." If you're going to undermine a rant, at least have the fucking decency to have a nuanced opinion instead of just vomiting DNC talking points.

NPCs are incapable of creativity or original thought. Anyone who expects nuance from them will always be disappointed. Dax likes that there’s nobody around who will challenge him in a compelling way on anything.

 

[AnOminous]

Dick seems to have a pattern recently where Vito will talk shit or start a fight with someone on twitter, wait for a response, delete his tweets and then Dick will quote tweet that person saying "HEY HEY HEY WHY DON'T YOU CALL INTO MY SHOW AND YOU GUYS CAN SORT THIS OUT?!"

What is there to sort out with a guy like Vito other than he needs to face the wall?

 

[Dumpster dived waifu]

What is there to sort out with a guy like Vito other than he needs to face the wall?

What calibre bullet does he deserve? Personally, 7.62 would be my choice.

 

[InwardsStink]

What calibre bullet does he deserve? Personally, 7.62 would be my choice.

If we’re going into technicals with pedophiles I would advocate for a small caliber aimed directly for the femoral with armed guards prepared to make sure no one renders aid.

 

[Philly Phunk Machine]

How many fuckin videos about fat broads is this guy going to make? What even spurned this obsession to begin with? Was his mom a hamplanet growing up or something?

 

[Dumpster dived waifu]

How many fuckin videos about fat broads is this guy going to make? What even spurned this obsession to begin with? Was his mom a hamplanet growing up or something?
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It's an easy topic to discuss where he won't get dissenting opinions like "pedophilia is bad", "it's gay to pretend to be the woman in porn" or "Vito is a faggot".

 

[Never Scored]

It's funny because not even a ham beast would touch Vito's peepee.

 

[Sincere Irony LLC]

How many fuckin videos about fat broads is this guy going to make? What even spurned this obsession to begin with? Was his mom a hamplanet growing up or something?
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Wow really raking in those views. It must only be his patrons that watch these clips on youtube, why even upload? Has he had any sort of viral hit since his Dr. Phil appearance?

 

[Gunlance]

Has he had any sort of viral hit since his Dr. Phil appearance?

I'm sure Dick gets his fill of viral hits at Burning Man

 

[Captain Manning]

So I was going through my news feed today, and saw this:

I thought "Oh! Fox just interviewed Masterson?"

*click*

No. They just used his image from that old protest in a news story published today about attempts to cancel Chappelle, but didn't credit or ID him. He's not one of the "three comedians" they give a shit about. Fuckin' LOL.

 

[Simply Outplayed-HD]

I'm more irritated by Sean with every episode. He is like a lot of self-described apolitical people I've seen where they consider themselves above-it-all, but are still unknowingly captured by politics. This quote from a detestable person comes to mind:

“Practical men, who believe themselves to be quite exempt from any intellectual influences, are usually slaves of some defunct economist”​

Good faith question: How the fuck are you still listening? I started with TBPITU and peaced out late 2019. Same with a lot of people.