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[Crex Crex]

Maybe I'm just really late on this one but have you guys ever looked at subs like MandelaEffect and similar ones? Instead of just admitting that their memory is not perfect they think that reality is changing and that we live in a simulation because there's somehow no way they could just just misremembered something after many years have passed. There's another similar one where they actually think that other people around them are NPCs and that we live in a simulation.

Just your average Reddit stupidity or another level of mental illness combined with narcissism?

It's just redditors buying into things that are "woah so cool and deep" because they like childish fantasies.

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

Maybe I'm just really late on this one but have you guys ever looked at subs like MandelaEffect and similar ones? Instead of just admitting that their memory is not perfect they think that reality is changing and that we live in a simulation because there's somehow no way they could just just misremembered something after many years have passed. There's another similar one where they actually think that other people around them are NPCs and that we live in a simulation.

Just your average Reddit stupidity or another level of mental illness combined with narcissism?

I talked to someone who was really into that conspiracy theory once and it was trippy. I could literally show a photo of an old book from my dad's library* showing that it was always recorded that way/spelled that way/remembered that way, back in 1982 or 1968 or whatever. And this person would just be like "well how do I KNOW the book is REALLY that old?" The level of emotional investment these people have in their theory is beyond the investment people have in far more serious theories.

*never throwing anything out in his entire life at least helps with winning internet disputes

Want to read about idiots psyopping each other into cutting off their genitals/body parts but sick of troons? Try r/reduction where the gals will chattily encourage you to live your best life by going under general to remove all that unsightly female tissue.

Lots of glowing mental health:




And somehow getting the teets deflated doesn't solve the problems:


You could just get them yeeted entirely, for the lulz, because Your Body, Your Choice. These ones show up in r/ftm sometimes:


Your body is just like your little Reddit avatar- customize it to the max!

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

Want to read about idiots psyopping each other into cutting off their genitals/body parts but sick of troons? Try r/reduction where the gals will chattily encourage you to live your best life by going under general to remove all that unsightly female tissue.

Lots of glowing mental health:
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And somehow getting the teets deflated doesn't solve the problems:
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You could just get them yeeted entirely, for the lulz, because Your Body, Your Choice. These ones show up in r/ftm sometimes:
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Your body is just like your little Reddit avatar- customize it to the max!

Imagine asking the troon community for their blessing on something they appropriated from cancer patients.

 

[_Samson_]

there should be a new word for finding a roundabout way to talk about your fetish

 

[ForTheHoard]

there should be a new word for finding a roundabout way to talk about your fetish

I see the point of the poll. You can at least punch or throw hot coffee on the dick of the guy jerking off. You can't force poo back into the pants shitter's ass.

 

[_Samson_]

dont be so sure about that…

 

[Knight of the Rope]

There's another similar one where they actually think that other people around them are NPCs and that we live in a simulation.

They're actually right about that, but not for the reasons that they think. Key words underlined.

 

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

I see the point of the poll. You can at least punch or throw hot coffee on the dick of the guy jerking off. You can't force poo back into the pants shitter's ass.

They also don’t mention that the Poop shitter is either Ralph or PPP

 

[le boucher]

light sperg: no one probably cares, but r/bartardstories (A) got shut down for being unmoderated apparently. It was a board for benzodiazepine addicts or fans to share stories of the absurd, dangerous, criminal shit that people get up to when they're out of it on xanax or 'bars', hence bartard. These stories can absolutely be high comedy and the structure is usually the same and familiar, like this:

Spoiler: how bartard stories go

Protagonist having a normal one, maybe socialising with friends, hanging out at home with folks or enjoying some free time. Protagonist decides to take some xanax to better relax or stimulate conversation. Maybe they're unfamiliar with the strength of what they're taking, maybe they aren't but don't care. The xanax takes effect, very nice, but very subtle, could be nicer. They take more and their memory stops completely. Unlike alcohol (which they may also be affected by), xanax allows the body to keep functioning without the pilot, they are unable to form memories but their body will go about its business like an insect controlled by body-snatching fungus. The protagonist's memory resumes and they snap awake as if 15 minutes had passed since their last memory, which could be from a week ago. They had enough xanax for 6 months, but there's only 2 left? Surrounding them is incongruous chaos, they wake up in a injured, sometimes seriously, in a hospital, prison cell or in a trashed house. People are mad at them, destroyed relationships, lost jobs, furious parents, the law. From chilling at home on a lazy Sunday, to the full wages of drug addiction, and all in a weekend. That's the template.

The quality of these stories depend heavily on who is telling them. Since some of the people inclined to share were more criminal braggarts than addicts laughing at themselves for catharsis, the quality at r/bartardstories was very low, like 1 in 20 was worth reading maybe. That's why I can't easily find any quality examples right just now, but when I got time I'll find some stuff to archive for posterity (the old-school drug website Erowid is a much better place to find stories). I Just thought it was worth mentioning because this is an example of how soulless and unusable reddit is. I can see no need why the sub even needed moderation, it was just dumb stories by druggies. It was harm-reductionist without any of the preachy, or AA-based, nonsense, unlike 95% of drug subs. This is because the whole focus (in theory) was the tragicomedy of making yourself an anti-social, public nuisance by your own hand. Anyway reddit is fuckin worse than useless and I only go there because my brains are like the zombies in Dawn of the Dead returning the mall.

 

[Baraadmirer]

I see the point of the poll. You can at least punch or throw hot coffee on the dick of the guy jerking off. You can't force poo back into the pants shitter's ass.

Not with that attitude.

 

[UnsufficentBoobage]

And this person would just be like "well how do I KNOW the book is REALLY that old?

My mom is like this literally with ANY thing from the past.
"History is written by historians", and she is not budging.

Also yay for not trashing old books.

 

[Fapcop]

light sperg: no one probably cares, but r/bartardstories (A) got shut down for being unmoderated apparently. It was a board for benzodiazepine addicts or fans to share stories of the absurd, dangerous, criminal shit that people get up to when they're out of it on xanax or 'bars', hence bartard. These stories can absolutely be high comedy and the structure is usually the same and familiar, like this:

Spoiler: how bartard stories go

Protagonist having a normal one, maybe socialising with friends, hanging out at home with folks or enjoying some free time. Protagonist decides to take some xanax to better relax or stimulate conversation. Maybe they're unfamiliar with the strength of what they're taking, maybe they aren't but don't care. The xanax takes effect, very nice, but very subtle, could be nicer. They take more and their memory stops completely. Unlike alcohol (which they may also be affected by), xanax allows the body to keep functioning without the pilot, they are unable to form memories but their body will go about its business like an insect controlled by body-snatching fungus. The protagonist's memory resumes and they snap awake as if 15 minutes had passed since their last memory, which could be from a week ago. They had enough xanax for 6 months, but there's only 2 left? Surrounding them is incongruous chaos, they wake up in a injured, sometimes seriously, in a hospital, prison cell or in a trashed house. People are mad at them, destroyed relationships, lost jobs, furious parents, the law. From chilling at home on a lazy Sunday, to the full wages of drug addiction, and all in a weekend. That's the template.

The quality of these stories depend heavily on who is telling them. Since some of the people inclined to share were more criminal braggarts than addicts laughing at themselves for catharsis, the quality at r/bartardstories was very low, like 1 in 20 was worth reading maybe. That's why I can't easily find any quality examples right just now, but when I got time I'll find some stuff to archive for posterity (the old-school drug website Erowid is a much better place to find stories). I Just thought it was worth mentioning because this is an example of how soulless and unusable reddit is. I can see no need why the sub even needed moderation, it was just dumb stories by druggies. It was harm-reductionist without any of the preachy, or AA-based, nonsense, unlike 95% of drug subs. This is because the whole focus (in theory) was the tragicomedy of making yourself an anti-social, public nuisance by your own hand. Anyway reddit is fuckin worse than useless and I only go there because my brains are like the zombies in Dawn of the Dead returning the mall.

Ambien has the same effect of introducing short term amnesia.

And while a harmless sub like this gets gassed, Reddit has no problem with druggies trading tips and glorifying the lifestyle in numerous other subreddits. Or actively help troons find prescription hormones.

 

[Open Window Maniac]

And while a harmless sub like this gets gassed, Reddit has no problem with druggies trading tips and glorifying the lifestyle in numerous other subreddits. Or actively help troons find prescription hormones.

If all the subs that encourage self-destructive behavior were gone, Reddit would die next week from hemorrhaging a sudden and enormous amount of users.

 

[AnOminous]

And while a harmless sub like this gets gassed, Reddit has no problem with druggies trading tips and glorifying the lifestyle in numerous other subreddits. Or actively help troons find prescription hormones.

It says something that the only half-readable forums on plebbit are ones with literally no moderation. And of course they axe those because they hate people having nice things.

 

[Becky McDonald]

Maybe I'm just really late on this one but have you guys ever looked at subs like MandelaEffect and similar ones? Instead of just admitting that their memory is not perfect they think that reality is changing and that we live in a simulation because there's somehow no way they could just just misremembered something after many years have passed. There's another similar one where they actually think that other people around them are NPCs and that we live in a simulation.

Just your average Reddit stupidity or another level of mental illness combined with narcissism?

Most of them are flat-out fucking stupid, like one which suggested the Ford badge was a bowtie like Chevrolet. As a lifelong car guy, I can assure you that was never the case and anyone who believes otherwise is a retard who probably misnamed cars all the time. There's also "Flinstones", which makes no sense since Flint is a type of rock and "Flin" is just bullshit.

But there is one that makes me think they have a point, and that's the Fruit of the Loom logo.

I can picture the label exactly, and actually remember as a child being frustrated I couldn't find an FOTL logo on the internet with the "loom", as I called it. I would have been about 10/11 at the time, a good 5 or so years before the Mandela Effect shit even existed. And I'm fully aware of the gay-op mainstream science has tried to force on the population in the past few years (i.e. "most of your childhood memories don't real!") which I'm sure they're going to use to discredit future child sex assault victims of the elite, which is why I asked my 60 year old mother, who has never used the internet for socialization purposes and wouldn't even know what Reddit is, what the logo on my school uniform she regularly ironed and the knickers she pulled down her waist every time she went to the toilet in her younger years looked like.

She told me, hand on heart "Fruit coming out of a spilled basket". And then I had to explain the whole thing to her, and what a cornucopia was.

The best explanation I've seen so far tries to reason that people are conflating the logo with an actual Thanksgiving cornucopia. The only problem is not everyone who remembers the cornucopia lives in America. It's like Hanukkah. I can tell you a couple vague things about them, like a Menorah or a Turkey, but I wouldn't be able to describe any of the customs. I certainly never saw a cornucopia of fruit/veg before.

It also doesn't explain why of all possible symbols associated with fruit, we'd all associate it with the cornucopia as opposed to a bowl or tree branch.

Here's a 1970s jazz album which directly references an FOTL logo with a cornucopia:

IIRC, even the original album artist was surprised the logo didn't have one. Seems a fairly unlikely mistake to make, particularly during the pre-internet era. If you're going to spoof a logo, you would typically have the real one in front of you as a comparison, no?

But what really sold me on this one is if you look at FOTL's original trademark details:

https://trademarks.justia.com/730/06/fruit-of-the-loom-73006089.html

"050901, 050902, 050905, 050914 - Berries. Grapes (alone or in bunches). Apples. Baskets, bowls, and other containers of fruits, including cornucopia (horn of plenty)."

It mentions a cornucopia, even though the logo never used one. In fact it explicitly mentions several types of containers, though the logo has only ever had the fruit on its own, which is really fucking strange.

My two cents.

 

[Lapis Lazuli]

I talked to someone who was really into that conspiracy theory once and it was trippy. I could literally show a photo of an old book from my dad's library* showing that it was always recorded that way/spelled that way/remembered that way, back in 1982 or 1968 or whatever. And this person would just be like "well how do I KNOW the book is REALLY that old?" The level of emotional investment these people have in their theory is beyond the investment people have in far more serious theories.

*never throwing anything out in his entire life at least helps with winning internet disputes

Want to read about idiots psyopping each other into cutting off their genitals/body parts but sick of troons? Try r/reduction where the gals will chattily encourage you to live your best life by going under general to remove all that unsightly female tissue.

Lots of glowing mental health:
View attachment 3571209
View attachment 3571213View attachment 3571214
View attachment 3571215

And somehow getting the teets deflated doesn't solve the problems:
View attachment 3571219

You could just get them yeeted entirely, for the lulz, because Your Body, Your Choice. These ones show up in r/ftm sometimes:
View attachment 3571221View attachment 3571223

Your body is just like your little Reddit avatar- customize it to the max!

"I'm a cis woman, but I hate my femininity and big breasts, so I want to get a double mastectomy!"

Just admit you want to troon out and go. No normal "cis" woman thinks about chopping her healthy tits off because they make being a butch lesbian difficult.

 

[InteracialBowelSyndrome]

I talked to someone who was really into that conspiracy theory once and it was trippy. I could literally show a photo of an old book from my dad's library* showing that it was always recorded that way/spelled that way/remembered that way, back in 1982 or 1968 or whatever. And this person would just be like "well how do I KNOW the book is REALLY that old?" The level of emotional investment these people have in their theory is beyond the investment people have in far more serious theories.

*never throwing anything out in his entire life at least helps with winning internet disputes

Want to read about idiots psyopping each other into cutting off their genitals/body parts but sick of troons? Try r/reduction where the gals will chattily encourage you to live your best life by going under general to remove all that unsightly female tissue.

Lots of glowing mental health:
View attachment 3571209
View attachment 3571213View attachment 3571214
View attachment 3571215

And somehow getting the teets deflated doesn't solve the problems:
View attachment 3571219

You could just get them yeeted entirely, for the lulz, because Your Body, Your Choice. These ones show up in r/ftm sometimes:
View attachment 3571221View attachment 3571223

Your body is just like your little Reddit avatar- customize it to the max!

Me pouring one out for all the massacred titties of r/reduction:

 

[HistrionicBitch]

Most of them are flat-out fucking stupid, like one which suggested the Ford badge was a bowtie like Chevrolet. As a lifelong car guy, I can assure you that was never the case and anyone who believes otherwise is a retard who probably misnamed cars all the time. There's also "Flinstones", which makes no sense since Flint is a type of rock and "Flin" is just bullshit.

But there is one that makes me think they have a point, and that's the Fruit of the Loom logo.

I can picture the label exactly, and actually remember as a child being frustrated I couldn't find an FOTL logo on the internet with the "loom", as I called it. I would have been about 10/11 at the time, a good 5 or so years before the Mandela Effect shit even existed. And I'm fully aware of the gay-op mainstream science has tried to force on the population in the past few years (i.e. "most of your childhood memories don't real!") which I'm sure they're going to use to discredit future child sex assault victims of the elite, which is why I asked my 60 year old mother, who has never used the internet for socialization purposes and wouldn't even know what Reddit is, what the logo on my school uniform she regularly ironed and the knickers she pulled down her waist every time she went to the toilet in her younger years looked like.

She told me, hand on heart "Fruit coming out of a spilled basket". And then I had to explain the whole thing to her, and what a cornucopia was.

The best explanation I've seen so far tries to reason that people are conflating the logo with an actual Thanksgiving cornucopia. The only problem is not everyone who remembers the cornucopia lives in America. It's like Hanukkah. I can tell you a couple vague things about them, like a Menorah or a Turkey, but I wouldn't be able to describe any of the customs. I certainly never saw a cornucopia of fruit/veg before.

It also doesn't explain why of all possible symbols associated with fruit, we'd all associate it with the cornucopia as opposed to a bowl or tree branch.

Here's a 1970s jazz album which directly references an FOTL logo with a cornucopia:
View attachment 3574260
IIRC, even the original album artist was surprised the logo didn't have one. Seems a fairly unlikely mistake to make, particularly during the pre-internet era. If you're going to spoof a logo, you would typically have the real one in front of you as a comparison, no?

But what really sold me on this one is if you look at FOTL's original trademark details:

https://trademarks.justia.com/730/06/fruit-of-the-loom-73006089.html

"050901, 050902, 050905, 050914 - Berries. Grapes (alone or in bunches). Apples. Baskets, bowls, and other containers of fruits, including cornucopia (horn of plenty)."

It mentions a cornucopia, even though the logo never used one. In fact it explicitly mentions several types of containers, though the logo has only ever had the fruit on its own, which is really fucking strange.

My two cents.

I'm going to say there was probably a large retailer out there using FotL knockoffs from China with a slightly different logo that included the cornucopia. That is how I always tried to logic it out anyway, because it really is fucking weird.

 

[scallion]

Most of them are flat-out fucking stupid, like one which suggested the Ford badge was a bowtie like Chevrolet. As a lifelong car guy, I can assure you that was never the case and anyone who believes otherwise is a retard who probably misnamed cars all the time. There's also "Flinstones", which makes no sense since Flint is a type of rock and "Flin" is just bullshit.

But there is one that makes me think they have a point, and that's the Fruit of the Loom logo.

I can picture the label exactly, and actually remember as a child being frustrated I couldn't find an FOTL logo on the internet with the "loom", as I called it. I would have been about 10/11 at the time, a good 5 or so years before the Mandela Effect shit even existed. And I'm fully aware of the gay-op mainstream science has tried to force on the population in the past few years (i.e. "most of your childhood memories don't real!") which I'm sure they're going to use to discredit future child sex assault victims of the elite, which is why I asked my 60 year old mother, who has never used the internet for socialization purposes and wouldn't even know what Reddit is, what the logo on my school uniform she regularly ironed and the knickers she pulled down her waist every time she went to the toilet in her younger years looked like.

She told me, hand on heart "Fruit coming out of a spilled basket". And then I had to explain the whole thing to her, and what a cornucopia was.

The best explanation I've seen so far tries to reason that people are conflating the logo with an actual Thanksgiving cornucopia. The only problem is not everyone who remembers the cornucopia lives in America. It's like Hanukkah. I can tell you a couple vague things about them, like a Menorah or a Turkey, but I wouldn't be able to describe any of the customs. I certainly never saw a cornucopia of fruit/veg before.

It also doesn't explain why of all possible symbols associated with fruit, we'd all associate it with the cornucopia as opposed to a bowl or tree branch.

Here's a 1970s jazz album which directly references an FOTL logo with a cornucopia:
View attachment 3574260
IIRC, even the original album artist was surprised the logo didn't have one. Seems a fairly unlikely mistake to make, particularly during the pre-internet era. If you're going to spoof a logo, you would typically have the real one in front of you as a comparison, no?

But what really sold me on this one is if you look at FOTL's original trademark details:

https://trademarks.justia.com/730/06/fruit-of-the-loom-73006089.html

"050901, 050902, 050905, 050914 - Berries. Grapes (alone or in bunches). Apples. Baskets, bowls, and other containers of fruits, including cornucopia (horn of plenty)."

It mentions a cornucopia, even though the logo never used one. In fact it explicitly mentions several types of containers, though the logo has only ever had the fruit on its own, which is really fucking strange.

My two cents.

It all started when CERN fired up the collider.....

 

[NoReturn]

Reddit witch wants to wear hijab.