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How long will this relationship last?

  • About a month.

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  • Half a year.

    Votes: 12 10.2%

  • A year or more.

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • He will marry her and impregnate her, hater! This is Eternal love.

    Votes: 52 44.1%
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MirnaMinkoff said:
It appears it’s virtually impossible for Ralph to find anything to criticize others about that he isn’t far more guilty of: It goes on forever.
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It's actually pretty amazing how his ethanol soaked brain has somehow created over years and years a perfect cocktail of pure Id degeneracy. It could be an interesting philosophy, "I rage, therefore I am", yet hes myopic enough to think others must only exist through equally hedonistic means. Of course, since Ralph deserves the world, he must also be better than others who already have it. Or maybe the simpler answer is hes realized this is the only content and interaction he ever gets, and he "writes what he knows".
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John Andrews Stan said:
Has he even bothered to offer a pisspoor excuse for this one? IANAC but I know plenty who are and it would be unthinkable for them not to christen their children at the earliest possible opportunity. Maybe Ralph told the local clergy that he had a bowling tournament in TX that was a higher priority and it turned out they were big fans of the Killstream and asked him to bring back the trophy so they could touch it.
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If you’re a trad Catholic you’re supposed to have your child baptized within weeks of its birth. It’s a top priority for actual Catholics to have a child baptized asap. Most christening gowns are NB size.

Ralph also claimed to be a southern Baptist so maybe Rozy won’t get baptized till she is 19 with three kids and meets a new baby daddy at tent revival.
 
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MirnaMinkoff said:
If you’re a trad Catholic you’re supposed to have your child baptized within weeks of its birth. It’s a top priority for actual Catholics to have a child baptized asap. Most christening gowns are NB size.

Ralph also claimed to be a southern Baptist so maybe Rozy won’t get baptized till she is 19 with three kids and meets a new baby daddy at tent revival.
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Yeah the tradcath angle he keeps trying is such a pathetically transparent LARP and Grift.

Everyone, even his most ardent guntguards, know he is a retarded nominal baptist at best and his half assed attempts at being "tradcath", like stealing candels from a shrine, praying that "Gawd and dat Kang, Christ, kill dem durty dang ayyylawgs" and hanging a set of (unblessed) rosary beads on his wall, are offensively heretical to any real catholic at worst, and hilariously heretical at best.
 
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Mango Cobra said:
Yeah the tradcath angle he keeps trying is such a pathetically transparent LARP and Grift.

Everyone, even his most ardent guntguards, know he is a retarded nominal baptist at best and his half assed attempts at being "tradcath", like stealing candels from a shrine, praying that "Gawd and dat Kang, Christ, kill dem durty dang ayyylawgs" and hanging a set of (unblessed) rosary beads on his wall, are offensively heretical to any real catholic at worst, and hilariously heretical at best.
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I highly doubt any sincere adult Catholic watches Gunt. He should stick with claiming to be a baptist because that’s the only Christian demo he might have in his tiny audience.

One of the main reason Gunt can’t take his trad cath grift further, besides total insincerity, is because he cannot interact IRL with actual legitimate religious people. Gunt would feel like total degenerate dirtbag alien that he is among actual Catholics IRL. He can only poorly pretend online among Catboi faggots. Gunt trying to join a parish would be like the Wicked Witch going to a pool party. Gunt couldn’t tolerate being among sincere and respectable Catholics in Richmond, even if they hide their utter disgust of him well. Gunt needs a protected safe space IRL as much as he does online.
 
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