🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Obscura539]

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https://twitter.com/TheRalphRetort/status/1556058880781729792

Ethan Ralph on Twitter: "APPARENTLY, the woman portraying Pippa Pipki…

archived 6 Aug 2022 23:29:06 UTC

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Dang it, Ralph. Maybe if had you groomed Nora when she was just a little bit younger you would still have her! Now you have to share a bed with the ex of this guy.

Imagine side stepping your morals and honor for the nastiest piece of ass you could find.

 

[Truly Rural]

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Ethan Ralph on Twitter: "APPARENTLY, the woman portraying Pippa Pipki…

archived 6 Aug 2022 23:29:06 UTC

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So at worst she is a victim, at best... surprisingly long relationship, she is 24 and Ralph can not comprehend why she didn;t dump him when she was 19 or 21

 

[Keranu]

So at worst she is a victim, at best... surprisingly long relationship, she is 24 and Ralph can not comprehend why she didn;t dump him when she was 19 or 21

And it's still not as weird as 34 year old Ralph craddle robbing a BPD girl still in high school.

 

[Booby Jones]

Dang it, Ralph. Maybe if had you groomed Nora when she was just a little bit younger you would still have her! Now you have to share a bed with the ex of this guy.

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Imagine side stepping your morals and honor for the nastiest piece of ass you could find.

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Daily reminder she found the extra dick skin "fun" and kisses your child with that mouth

 

[Drive-By Comment]

Cancerman backed the wrong horse

Lol after pumping up Ralph's career... He would have to enter in sponsorship deal with Foxler to beat that. Not just once visit some Furry Raiders stream.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

This will probably be Ethan's last bit of talking about Pippa with the new revelations provided by @DelusionTree unless he doubles down on it all

The bald head can be laid to rest, it isn't Pippa.

Looks like its some goofy looking slav who likes MLP. No wonder the rabbit was smug in her stream.

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Either sloppy works whoever made the pastebin or intentionally picked picked this slav pic. @A_Space_Godzilla suspicions vindicated.
Also possible some of the other accounts might be misattributed to Pippa considering this.

https://twitter.com/TheRalphRetort/status/1556145689566003203

Ethan Ralph on Twitter: "Funny how Bald Bunny didn't want to talk abo…

archived 7 Aug 2022 14:46:34 UTC

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The answer is fairly simple though made up of more than one part so I can see how your water laden brain may struggle to comprehend it.

1. You came to her first like an ex who cannot let her go.
2. You then sent people to her chat in a desperate attempt to get her to notice you and just like Jim and Ronnie you were ignored.
3. Your attack dogs lasted all of 2 minutes at best before they were to winded to continue. "Fire up them alts!" the bug eyed general squealed from his secret base.
4. Your research was to barely skim the dox and partly read what others in the thread said about it.
5. As we now know, and as she's always known, it was a fail dox and you lazily ate it up like a pig and it's slop.

FIVE STORE DAYZ BISCH!

 

[Procrastinhater]

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*promoting the last 6 months*

Is Jimbo saying Pedomencos YouTube channel got taken down?
What a pity.

 

[Puck]

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Ethan Ralph on Twitter: "APPARENTLY, the woman portraying Pippa Pipki…

archived 6 Aug 2022 23:29:06 UTC

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So a six year age gap between those people, looks small next to the 16 year gap between Ralph and faith when he was dating and abusing her

 

[Obscura539]

Yes, never change the formula.

Ever.

 

[LadiosSopp]

>he thinks @Keranu is on his side

lol
lmao

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

It appears it’s virtually impossible for Ralph to find anything to criticize others about that he isn’t far more guilty of:

ER says: KC is covering up for a pedo!
Ralph: has been dating and bred with an actual pedo. He doesn’t just cover up for her, he vocally supports, fucks and subsidizes her.

ER says: Medicore groomed his wife who was in her 20’s when they met.
Ralph: groomed a high school girl, got her pregnant at 18, abused and abandoned her.

ER says: ur fat!!
Ralph: is so morbidly obese he has a front ass with stretch marks

ER says: you’re poor!
Ralph: Lives a crappy rental house in crime ridden ghetto and lives like dirty wigger trash. Eats off disposable plates and cups because his trad baby mama can’t even wash dishes.

ER says: Krust is Kang
Ralph: Hasn’t attended a church service since he was a child, stole from a cathedral, has two bastard children, lives in sin with a pedo, didn’t even baptize his daughter. Swears on his mothers grave, but she doesn’t have a grave because trips to Vegas were more important than a proper Christian burial for his mom.

It goes on forever. He’s obviously deeply ashamed of being a amoral trashy wigger or else he would proudly embrace it. He could then criticize everyone else for being moral and wholesome from his throne of degeneracy and filth.

 

[Fools Idol]

According to Google, the average height for women in the US is 5'4 so there's a good chance the rabbit V-tuber is taller than you Ralph. Her clit is probably bigger than your tiny dick too but hey at least you've got bigger tits.

 

[Burd Turglar]

It appears it’s virtually impossible for Ralph to find anything to criticize others about that he isn’t far more guilty of:

ER says: KC is covering up for a pedo!
Ralph: has been dating and bred with an actual pedo. He doesn’t just cover up for her, he vocally supports, fucks and subsidizes her.

ER says: Medicore groomed his wife who was in her 20’s when they met.
Ralph: groomed a high school girl, got her pregnant at 18, abused and abandoned her.

ER says: ur fat!!
Ralph: is so morbidly obese he has a front ass with stretch marks

ER says: you’re poor!
Ralph: Lives a crappy rental house in crime ridden ghetto and lives like dirty wigger trash. Eats off disposable plates and cups because his trad baby mama can’t even wash dishes.

ER says: Krust is Kang
Ralph: Hasn’t attended a church service since he was a child, stole from a cathedral, has two bastard children, lives in sin with a pedo, didn’t even baptize his daughter. Swears on his mothers grave, but she doesn’t have a grave because trips to Vegas were more important than a proper burial for his mom.

It goes on forever. He’s obviously deeply ashamed of being a amoral trashy wigger or else he would proudly embrace it. He could then criticize everyone else for being moral and wholesome from his throne of degeneracy and filth.

Don't forget;

ER says: Flagging youtube videos is the gayest of the gay
Ralph: Flags YT videos, twitter accounts, merch stores, calls peoples jobs and on and on and on

 

[alan thicke]

According to Google, the average height for women in the US is 5'4 so there's a good chance the rabbit V-tuber is taller than you Ralph. Her clit is probably bigger than your tiny dick too but hey at least you've got bigger tits.

Size aside he also has four tits, which is significantly more tits than the average woman.

 

[HackerX]

It appears it’s virtually impossible for Ralph to find anything to criticize others about that he isn’t far more guilty of:

ER says: KC is covering up for a pedo!
Ralph: has been dating and bred with an actual pedo. He doesn’t just cover up for her, he vocally supports, fucks and subsidizes her.

ER says: Medicore groomed his wife who was in her 20’s when they met.
Ralph: groomed a high school girl, got her pregnant at 18, abused and abandoned her.

ER says: ur fat!!
Ralph: is so morbidly obese he has a front ass with stretch marks

ER says: you’re poor!
Ralph: Lives a crappy rental house in crime ridden ghetto and lives like dirty wigger trash. Eats off disposable plates and cups because his trad baby mama can’t even wash dishes.

ER says: Krust is Kang
Ralph: Hasn’t attended a church service since he was a child, stole from a cathedral, has two bastard children, lives in sin with a pedo, didn’t even baptize his daughter. Swears on his mothers grave, but she doesn’t have a grave because trips to Vegas were more important than a proper burial for his mom.

It goes on forever. He’s obviously deeply ashamed of being a amoral trashy wigger or else he would proudly embrace it. He could then criticize everyone else for being moral and wholesome from his throne of degeneracy and filth.

Imagine the amount of insecurity he feels. Ralph is completely fucked at the psychological level because he invents all sorts of scenarios in his head that show how he's the victim, which justifies his actions. Him being a gigantic fucking retard is a coping mechanism for him being a gigantic fucking retard, and I wouldn't even know where you would start to fix him, besides getting off the internet.

It's one of those things that make Ralph a special lolcow, because social media is a force multiplier of Ralph's wiggatry and it obviously makes his personal happiness non-existent, and we get to watch this magnificently idiotic sperg ouroboros in realtime.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

didn’t even baptize his daughter

Has he even bothered to offer a pisspoor excuse for this one? IANAC but I know plenty who are and it would be unthinkable for them not to christen their children at the earliest possible opportunity. Maybe Ralph told the local clergy that he had a bowling tournament in TX that was a higher priority and it turned out they were big fans of the Killstream and asked him to bring back the trophy so they could touch it.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Ralph vague posts so hard that even his regulars are confused.

https://twitter.com/TheRalphRetort/status/1556319111235477504

Ethan Ralph on Twitter: "The fat pedo who likely fucked his own offsp…

archived 7 Aug 2022 20:10:55 UTC

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Checking his timeline doesn't reveal who it is either.

 

[make_it_so]

ER says: Krust is Kang
Ralph: Hasn’t attended a church service since he was a child, stole from a cathedral, has two bastard children, lives in sin with a pedo, didn’t even baptize his daughter. Swears on his mothers grave, but she doesn’t have a grave because trips to Vegas were more important than a proper Christian burial for his mom.

Has he even bothered to offer a pisspoor excuse for this one? IANAC but I know plenty who are and it would be unthinkable for them not to christen their children at the earliest possible opportunity. Maybe Ralph told the local clergy that he had a bowling tournament in TX that was a higher priority and it turned out they were big fans of the Killstream and asked him to bring back the trophy so they could touch it.

Ralph never believed in the Christ is Kang talk, it was performative for the sake of ingratiating himself with Fuentes and the other TradCath LARPers.

 

[Chris Mclean]

Ralph vague posts so hard that even his regulars are confused.

https://twitter.com/TheRalphRetort/status/1556319111235477504

Ethan Ralph on Twitter: "The fat pedo who likely fucked his own offsp…

archived 7 Aug 2022 20:10:55 UTC

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Checking his timeline doesn't reveal who it is either.

Ohh buddy.... What does this mean?

Spoiler: Spoiler

Ok thats a little deceptive but who else could he be talking about?

 

[Donuteater]

This will probably be Ethan's last bit of talking about Pippa with the new revelations provided by @DelusionTree unless he doubles down on it all

https://twitter.com/TheRalphRetort/status/1556145689566003203

Ethan Ralph on Twitter: "Funny how Bald Bunny didn't want to talk abo…

archived 7 Aug 2022 14:46:34 UTC

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The answer is fairly simple though made up of more than one part so I can see how your water laden brain may struggle to comprehend it.

1. You came to her first like an ex who cannot let her go.
2. You then sent people to her chat in a desperate attempt to get her to notice you and just like Jim and Ronnie you were ignored.
3. Your attack dogs lasted all of 2 minutes at best before they were to winded to continue. "Fire up them alts!" the bug eyed general squealed from his secret base.
4. Your research was to barely skim the dox and partly read what others in the thread said about it.
5. As we now know, and as she's always known, it was a fail dox and you lazily ate it up like a pig and it's slop.

FIVE STORE DAYZ BISCH!

Don't forget she's a corporate vtuber. She got in a bit of trouble for the first Ralph stream because Phase Connect didn't want to be associated with bullying people. So even if Pippa wanted to respond she's under strict instructions from the fishman to shut her yap.