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[Larry David's Opera Cape]

Reddit witch wants to wear hijab.
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If you're covering your head to protect yourself from psychic bad vibes, you should at least use proper aluminum foil for the job.

 

[NoReturn]

If you're covering your head to protect yourself from psychic bad vibes, you should at least use proper aluminum foil for the job.

This is the other subreddit that commentor recommended, by the way:

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

In general, religious reddit is an underappreciated gem of lunacy. Enjoy this sampler platter:



There are a lot of these, they're usually about masturbation or blowjobs, if you are ever able to drag it out of the OP:


Here is a sin more up our alley:

Oy vey shut it down!


Suspicious handshakes:


Illicit arm-folding:

 

[Sparkling Yuzu]

Fucking HermainCaneAward.

Redditors hate the average person. They hate Joe the plumber, the stay at home mom, the farmer, the banker, the trucker, the retired old man in his garden.

I wouldn't say anti-vaxers are the average person. They're only 22 percent of Americans, so not even a quarter.

about 22% of Americans self-identify as anti-vaxxers, and tend to embrace the label as a form of social identity.

'Concerning' number of Americans identify as anti-vaxxers

How many Americans consider themselves "anti-vaxxers"? A new survey finds that a "surprising" number of people sometimes or always identify with the label.

www.futurity.org

'Concerning' number of Americans identify as anti-vaxxers - Futurity | Ghostarchive

ghostarchive.org

 

[Nuns with guns]

Out of all retarded nureddit decisions, allowing users to have profile pictures is probably the worst. Even more so when they have a reddit avatar with anime hair.

 

[Chuck McGill]

If you're covering your head to protect yourself from psychic bad vibes, you should at least use proper aluminum foil for the job.

Horrifying theory, they're so buck broken by the pandemic they want an excuse to go back to masks. Women were far and away the most devoted to the Church of Fauci and it's tenents.

 

[Catboi]

I wouldn't say anti-vaxers are the average person. They're only 22 percent of Americans, so not even a quarter.

'Concerning' number of Americans identify as anti-vaxxers

How many Americans consider themselves "anti-vaxxers"? A new survey finds that a "surprising" number of people sometimes or always identify with the label.

www.futurity.org

'Concerning' number of Americans identify as anti-vaxxers - Futurity | Ghostarchive

ghostarchive.org

Yeah but antivaxxer is a subculture, and in my own experience (though keep in mind I'm not American) the average person is wary of vaccines, moreso now than ever.

 

[Chuck McGill]

I wouldn't say anti-vaxers are the average person. They're only 22 percent of Americans, so not even a quarter.

'Concerning' number of Americans identify as anti-vaxxers

How many Americans consider themselves "anti-vaxxers"? A new survey finds that a "surprising" number of people sometimes or always identify with the label.

www.futurity.org

'Concerning' number of Americans identify as anti-vaxxers - Futurity | Ghostarchive

ghostarchive.org

Yeah but you have to be a touch more specific when you're talking about 'anti-vaxxer'. Are we talking about the people who rejected the measles, smallpox and all other vaccines, or the people perfectly willing to take other time-tested vaccines but weren't so gung-ho on the ones that were rolled out in 8 months and waived of all liability by the federal government? I wouldn't consider myself an "anti-vaxxer" but I'm sure as shit not taking a Fauci ouchie.

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

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Horrifying theory, they're so buck broken by the pandemic they want an excuse to go back to masks. Women were far and away the most devoted to the Church of Fauci and it's tenents.

The trend of "fatherless women putting things on their heads" goes back before covid but I think the maskaholics and foil wearers are essentially the same demographic, yes. Where does the feminine urge to hide your face and head originate? I have theories on a lot of things, but I haven't been able to crack that one yet.

 

[JJLiautaud]

The trend of "fatherless women putting things on their heads" goes back before covid but I think the maskaholics and foil wearers are essentially the same demographic, yes. Where does the feminine urge to hide your face and head originate? I have theories on a lot of things, but I haven't been able to crack that one yet.

a deep cultural memory of being veiled that goes back some 6000+ years.

 

[AnOminous]

Are we talking about the people who rejected the measles, smallpox and all other vaccines, or the people perfectly willing to take other time-tested vaccines but weren't so gung-ho on the ones that were rolled out in 8 months and waived of all liability by the federal government?

The manufacturers of all three other vaccines you listed are also immunized from liability. That happens with literally every vaccine of any importance. Otherwise nobody would make vaccines at all. That doesn't mean compensation isn't available, but it's handled through an administrative program called the National Vaccine Injury Compensation Program, established in 1986 because manufacturers were refusing to produce the DPT vaccine because despite nothing but junk science showing it to be harmful, numerous ambulance chasers were able to milk giant verdicts out of gullible juries.

 

[Coolio55]

light sperg: no one probably cares, but r/bartardstories (A) got shut down for being unmoderated apparently. It was a board for benzodiazepine addicts or fans to share stories of the absurd, dangerous, criminal shit that people get up to when they're out of it on xanax or 'bars', hence bartard. These stories can absolutely be high comedy and the structure is usually the same and familiar, like this:

Spoiler: how bartard stories go

Protagonist having a normal one, maybe socialising with friends, hanging out at home with folks or enjoying some free time. Protagonist decides to take some xanax to better relax or stimulate conversation. Maybe they're unfamiliar with the strength of what they're taking, maybe they aren't but don't care. The xanax takes effect, very nice, but very subtle, could be nicer. They take more and their memory stops completely. Unlike alcohol (which they may also be affected by), xanax allows the body to keep functioning without the pilot, they are unable to form memories but their body will go about its business like an insect controlled by body-snatching fungus. The protagonist's memory resumes and they snap awake as if 15 minutes had passed since their last memory, which could be from a week ago. They had enough xanax for 6 months, but there's only 2 left? Surrounding them is incongruous chaos, they wake up in a injured, sometimes seriously, in a hospital, prison cell or in a trashed house. People are mad at them, destroyed relationships, lost jobs, furious parents, the law. From chilling at home on a lazy Sunday, to the full wages of drug addiction, and all in a weekend. That's the template.

The quality of these stories depend heavily on who is telling them. Since some of the people inclined to share were more criminal braggarts than addicts laughing at themselves for catharsis, the quality at r/bartardstories was very low, like 1 in 20 was worth reading maybe. That's why I can't easily find any quality examples right just now, but when I got time I'll find some stuff to archive for posterity (the old-school drug website Erowid is a much better place to find stories). I Just thought it was worth mentioning because this is an example of how soulless and unusable reddit is. I can see no need why the sub even needed moderation, it was just dumb stories by druggies. It was harm-reductionist without any of the preachy, or AA-based, nonsense, unlike 95% of drug subs. This is because the whole focus (in theory) was the tragicomedy of making yourself an anti-social, public nuisance by your own hand. Anyway reddit is fuckin worse than useless and I only go there because my brains are like the zombies in Dawn of the Dead returning the mall.

You're telling me that they had an entire subreddit dedicated to DA JOOSE style stories and I missed out? What a fucking nigger!

 

[Susie Vass]

These types of posts on reddit always come across as some dude larping with his fetish. Trannies especially always seem to get off from trying to veil their scatological fetishes into conversations

Reddit - Dive into anything

www.reddit.com

 

[Lady Rackets Ass]

Reddit - Dive into anything

www.reddit.com

I didn’t know Ralph had a Reddit account

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

Do you guys think Yaroslaw from Novowelstanivich gets his own clean bucket to dook in after he gets enough leftist posts in for the day?
“Oh yes I get clean poobucket and one extra scoop of sauerkraut. Is happy day”.

 

[Valkorion]

Do you guys think Yaroslaw from Novowelstanivich gets his own clean bucket to dook in after he gets enough leftist posts in for the day?
“Oh yes I get clean poobucket and one extra scoop of sauerkraut. Is happy day”.

Nigger what?

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

Nigger what?

Well, I know they use troll farms that pay pennies an hour. Laminated guide sheets on how to post leftist content and ban evade just like it was a telemarketing joint.
Elsewhere in the building are the busted up Ukrainian girls posting shitty nudes. The better looking whores have given up on Onlyfans and now it’s weird skinny chicks with meth sores and a weird pot belly despite being underweight.

 

[GriffithHawkmoth]

I’ll just leave this here
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https://www.reddit.com/r/confessions/comments/wgb8ie/i_found_a_jar_that_my_husband_has_been/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf

Smells fake. Pretty sure some idiot typed up an almost identical story, only their husband apparently had IBS and was saving jars of shit and got super mad when the wife threw it out. The start is very similar with the "I made the mistake of opening it" line....

The shit losers will post for reddit gold so they can be noticed on a worthless site full of npcs.

 

[Squid Diddler]

In general, religious reddit is an underappreciated gem of lunacy. Enjoy this sampler platter:

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There are a lot of these, they're usually about masturbation or blowjobs, if you are ever able to drag it out of the OP:
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Here is a sin more up our alley:
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Oy vey shut it down!
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Suspicious handshakes:
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Illicit arm-folding:
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The Catholic/Christian subreddits were a huge part of my decision to quit using Reddit years and years ago. And I'm Catholic.

 

[quaawaa]

I wouldn't say anti-vaxers are the average person. They're only 22 percent of Americans, so not even a quarter.

'Concerning' number of Americans identify as anti-vaxxers

How many Americans consider themselves "anti-vaxxers"? A new survey finds that a "surprising" number of people sometimes or always identify with the label.

www.futurity.org

'Concerning' number of Americans identify as anti-vaxxers - Futurity | Ghostarchive

ghostarchive.org

That’s people who self identify as anti-vaxxer and 22% is way higher than what it used to be. If you instead count everyone that is called an anti-vaxxer, they would be a majority.