DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
He mentionned wanting to try a BigMac, McChicken and Quarter Pounder and compare them. 550 + 450 + 450 ish calories, so almost 1.5k calories in a meal. Add to that the daily Gin intake and he is over the recommended calorie limit for the day (about 2K for his "active, power walking" lifestyle).

Not to mention we'll be hearing him bitch about his gout again, and how cherry juice is so expensive.
 
DSP: Chick Fill-A is way too far man I wouldn't even door dash it.

The Chick Fill-A distance

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Dood he has to drive under a high way still, he can't have that! What happens if he has another back spasm again, he might end up hitting one of those concrete barriers that holds the bridge up! Then he'd be screwed, he has to drive on the back roads so his back stays okay.

Phil must be terrified of getting into any sort of accident, Mr.Ican'tdrive, doesn't want cars swerving in front of him and taking off!
 
phrases he says
Chill stream
Fun interactive stream
positive vibes
engaging
relax
The most ironic part about the "CHILL™ POSTIVE™ VIBES™" crap is if you go watch his really old LP's where he is just cracking racist jokes and ogling titties while clearly wasted on gin are 1000 times more relaxed and chill then paranoid schizo Phil of today. He's gotten significantly less chill as a streamer since he started doing the fake positivity rebranding.
 
It's so hilariously stupid how Phil is so dense that he can't get over himself to play games that his viewers want. It has to all be about his enjoyment. All the while, he's telling his viewers what they want to see. What a fucking putz.
He’s been doing this allegedly for 14 years yet this polock wop mutt still doesn’t get it.
 
He’s been doing this allegedly for 14 years yet this polock wop mutt still doesn’t get it.
But when he did that 14 years ago it worked, it should still work now. Bugged online content creator mechanics food, nothing he could do. It's all those book smart nudniks thinking that it's about entertaining the viewers faults when his street smarts show it's all about doing what entertains you and it's everyone else's job to do that.
 
The Multiversus rant was unhinged. Yes it's popular right now - because it's free, and actual popular streamers like Critikal are propping it up on Twitch - but to say Smash is dead in comparison to this "white hot new release" is deranged. I don't even like these kinds of game and it's clear to me just like every other Smash clone this is a fad.
 
The Multiversus rant was unhinged. Yes it's popular right now - because it's free, and actual popular streamers like Critikal are propping it up on Twitch - but to say Smash is dead in comparison to this "white hot new release" is deranged. I don't even like these kinds of game and it's clear to me just like every other Smash clone this is a fad.
I personally like the game, but its shit to watch on a stream. Its popular... to play, its ranked 20th + on twitch for number of viewers. Its just not that good of a stream game.
 
And here I was hoping this Shoggoth faggot moved on. Something about DSP draws these failing streamers in like flies to shit.

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The Multiversus rant was unhinged. Yes it's popular right now - because it's free, and actual popular streamers like Critikal are propping it up on Twitch - but to say Smash is dead in comparison to this "white hot new release" is deranged. I don't even like these kinds of game and it's clear to me just like every other Smash clone this is a fad.
I still remember when that nick toon game was supposed to be a "smash killer" and we all remember how that went. Everyone played it for a bit before almost immediately jumping back to smash and it's practically guaranteed to happen again. And he should have enough experience with the industry to know that any "x killer" never managed to do it. And he's acting like because an alternative to something is popular, that it will supplant the original instead of being able to co exist.
 
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