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[Ghostse]

Fedpost Jarrod spent more time outside today harvesting mushrooms. Are they all edible? Probably.
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He also made a thread on the Lockheed Martin troon, where he once again put the "Fedpost" in "Fedpost Jarrod." This information was also documented by @notafederalagent earlier in the thread.
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Lockheed Martin troon had other options. none of them allowed it to live in a nice house with a teen girl it had groomed into injecting herself with steroids and cutting off her tits for minimal effort though.
but more damning, said troon had organized lynch mobs against others for lesser offenses.

You could make a case for "doing what they need to survive" for a normal person. This person was the fucking Tranny Purity inquisition, and couldn't meet the standard they set for others.

Troons, like fags, cannot police themselves.

 

[Ninon42]

I was thinking a rap album

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Straight Queer Outta Westcliffe, transphobes.

Fedpost Jarrod spent more time outside today harvesting mushrooms. Are they all edible? Probably.

The mushrooms do look to be actual puffballs, king boletes and russulas. Some russulas can be a bit toxic and earthballs can be mistaken for gem-studded puffballs, but those appear to be edible provided the spore sac hasn't started forming (not choice edibles, but good enough for soups or sliced and sauteed in butter and herbs). Both boletes and puffballs have incredibly short shelf lives before they start decomposing, turning yellow and smelling of piss. The tranchers will not die of mycotoxins from that harvest.

 

[EyeBP]

The tranchers will not die of mycotoxins from that harvest.

Awwww it would have made for an exciting arc though. I'm not of the hope they die faction but I look forward to the day he screws up and gathers something hallucinogenic. Kev tripping balls and tweeting or better yet streaming would be hard to top for hilarity.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Surrealistic Pillow Queen

 

[UselessRubberKeyboard]

https://youtu.be/NcKRco2Zu0Y

Obligatory thread tune. Spot the Ranch member (“Excuse me, I do!”).

 

[Old Fart]

Both boletes and puffballs have incredibly short shelf lives before they start decomposing, turning yellow and smelling of piss.

Would they even notice that in a house with people who are decomposing, ... ?

 

[The Final Troondown]

That's rather what I figured. I imagined the bank would eventually be moved to take action lest they lose the property altogether through adverse possession, but apparently the minimum in Colorado is 18 years before that becomes a risk, and we all know there's no way in Hell the Tranch gang will last that long. I'd sooner expect Penny to shuffle off this mortal coil from an untreated dental abscess that spreads to his brain.

its more likely to be bonnies mother evicting them when their default fucks her finances/credit and she has to recoup what she can

I went for a more late 90s techno album:

 

[Winnie the Poohnani]

its more likely to be bonnies mother evicting them when their default fucks her finances/credit and she has to recoup what she can

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Filed alongside Music Has the Right to Crias by "Broads" of Colorado

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

I tried going for a vaporwave aesthetic, trannies love that stuff.

 

[Oxyjen]

Filed alongside Music Has the Right to Crias by "Broads" of Colorado

I was about to say, I have this album.

Top work everyone.

 

[The Great Chandler]

I wonder though.

What's in it with a lot of trannies that they suck as literally anything?

 

[SlaanyChaser]

I wonder though.

What's in it with a lot of trannies that they suck as literally anything?

Dunning-kruger effect in action.

Delusion from all the asspats from people wanting social credits.

 

[The Final Troondown]

I wonder though.

What's in it with a lot of trannies that they suck as literally anything?

they aren't necessarily to begin with, I mean take kevin; he was good enough as an artist to make money doing it
but you only get or stay good at something with practice, and troon culture penalises striving as ableist and privileged, and rewards bellyaching and excuses. If kevin started drawing again and showing how much he's practicing it wouldn't be long before someone tried to cancel him for flaunting his 'able to hold a pen privilege' over a hypothetical black trans wheelchair bound downy with no hands. Also moving too far from the groupthink is frowned upon, like you can't just be a tranny, you have to be an ancom acab tranny who loves weed and hates elon musk and xyz. So actually thinking for yourself is out too, so goodbye originality or creativity

the end result is you sit around reposting the same ebegging and vapid opinions on twatter all day until that's all you actually remember how to do.

 

[EyeBP]

If kevin started drawing again and showing how much he's practicing it wouldn't be long before someone tried to cancel him for flaunting his 'able to hold a pen privilege' over a hypothetical black trans wheelchair bound downy with no hands.

the end result is you sit around reposting the same ebegging and vapid opinions on twatter all day until that's all you actually remember how to do.

Troons. Not even once...

That said I don't think this is confined to troons. Rate me old fashioned but my kids and their friends seem to glorify doing fuck all, having no skills and seem to consider sleeping all day and refusing to do literally anything to the point of failing school to be a positive trait? Seems to be more a current culture thing in general to some degree. None of my kids have trooned out though so they have that...

 

[Fetish Roulette]

That said I don't think this is confined to troons. Rate me old fashioned but my kids and their friends seem to glorify doing fuck all, having no skills and seem to consider sleeping all day and refusing to do literally anything to the point of failing school to be a positive trait?

That's just kids being kids, man. Goofing off is an integral part of the teenage experience.

 

[Character from a movie]

Troons. Not even once...

That said I don't think this is confined to troons. Rate me old fashioned but my kids and their friends seem to glorify doing fuck all, having no skills and seem to consider sleeping all day and refusing to do literally anything to the point of failing school to be a positive trait? Seems to be more a current culture thing in general to some degree. None of my kids have trooned out though so they have that...

Well, being a nobody and doing nothing is the first step to troonerism.
If I were you, I'd slap some sense into my children.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Well, being a nobody and doing nothing is the first step to troonerism.
If I were you, I'd slap some sense into my children.

The avatar is really not working for you here dude.

 

[The Great Chandler]

That's just kids being kids, man. Goofing off is an integral part of the teenage experience.

At least they're young. Troons (usually the ones we cover) are too prideful, narcissistic, and flaky to consider even taking on the most basic of tasks.

The avatar is really not working for you here dude.

Take that back! That avatar comes from a glorious movie!

 

[NyQuilninja]

Arrests? Not that I know of. I'm pretty sure they have a fedboi making some spicy threats though.

Currently the tranch is struggling with irrelevancy as the gibmedats they required to survive have slowly dried up. The result is that the already taxed infrastructure is shitting itself even worse and the animals seemed to have made like the hairs on my head and decreased by a factor of 10. Something that neither myself or the tranch is able to come to terms with or acknowledge. No one is sure where exactly they went. Some theorize mass graves, others think they've fed the local wolf sanctuary. All rumors of a slobber mutt militia liberating them and keeping them fat in happy on the green land right past the tranch border are pure works of fiction however.

At this point the tranch seems to have hit some serious operational snags in it's business model. They can't break even with the alpacas because they've turned their land into the set of mad max. Their business model of "gimme money to get off the ground" doesn't work when it's been years of consistent begging and insisting the world is about to end.

Damn I figured Earl would have gotten them by now.
I'm surprised they've even made it this long without burning the fucking house down. I'm sadden to see they have continued operating an alpacawitz style death camp. This thread is depressingly funny like a clown hanging themselves.

 

[afternoon_tea]

Ironically of the troons left, Jarrod would be the one I "cheer" for the most since he seems like he honestly enjoys nature and actually does shit around the farm, even if it isn't the best. If he didn't keep fucking fedposting and stuck to enjoying nature and life with his dog, I'd be ok with him. The way he keeps posting I'd say he could become the troonibomber, but I think he'd just use guns instead (and get couch cucked because the tranch is made of fail).

I am sort of with you on Jarrod. He's atleast someone I could have seen having a more functional life if he'd fallen into a different situation with different people. If he'd just WWOOFed and met up with people who weren't insane trannies on a dustbowl it probably would have done him some good.

He just seems like a typical angry young man looking for a purpose in life. A working ranch might have satisfied some of that. I think he'd still be a bit of a kook, but better off.

He obviously enjoys nature, but imagine you're a nature lover and having to look at that shit covered hellscape you call home every day. If he was out there growing stuff and interacting with healthy animals on a nice permaculture oriented farm I bet he'd he significantly less fed-posty.