Gross Anna Johnson / The Fit Vegan Ginger / Creation Nutrition / Anna's Organics Lynchburg - Jesus Freak, orthorexic, creator of vegan food monstrosities, munches to avoid getting a job

[Boson]

I'm fairly interested in what she's like in person... So far all we got is her posting food and making stupid faces. We've gathered she doesn't react to criticism well but...

I wonder what a normal day-to-day interaction with her would be like. Everything about her seems so superficial.

 

[Rihanna Ikari]

An official nutritional analysis of her weird popcorn wrap-Miracle Noodle mac and cheese mess of everything I posted here earlier:

Vitamin A: 246% (daily value)
Vitamin C: 100%
Iron: 84%
Calcium: 48%
Potassium: 1,016mg

Honestly not bad if she actually ate it. And a few other meals. Which she will not do.

 

[mongo]

So I found out today that cinnamon is actually highly toxic to the human body if taken in large amounts, and it's accumulative. The maximum recommendation is 0.1 milligrams per kilo of body weight. I have no idea how much she weighs, but I'm thinking she can't possibly be more than 50 kilos (I'm 54, and I look a lot fatter than she does), so the maximum safe dose for her would be at best 5 mg of cinnamon. Considering how she seems to pour the stuff over everything she eats, it's a safe bet she's ingesting more than 5mg.

The symptoms of cinnamon toxicity? Sores on the skin and mouth, low blood sugar levels, increased heart rate, and liver damage. Not nice.

That's coumarin, not cinnamon. Diabetics regularly take several grams of cinnamon a day to help control blood sugar. If 0.1mg/kilo of cinnamon was the safe limit, people who eat oatmeal or rice pudding would be ending up in the hospital.

(The reason it confused you is lots of articles on cinnamon mention coumarin, because cinnamon from some countries contains a tiny amount of the stuff. If coumarin sounds familiar to you, that's because it's the active ingredient in rat poison.)

 

[BroccoliBrain]

Vitamin A: 246% (daily value)

...Can't people die if there's too much vitamin A in their bodies?

 

[glass_houses]

...Can't people die if there's too much vitamin A in their bodies?

Yes.

 

[Marvin]

...Can't people die if there's too much vitamin A in their bodies?

Some people don't value their bodies, or even their lives.

 

[mongo]

...Can't people die if there's too much vitamin A in their bodies?

They can, but the only time you ever see it is when someone eats a shitload of polar bear liver or other animal sources of the vitamin. It's pretty hard to kill yourself with vegetarian sources of vitamin A. (However, given her absurdly low body weight, all bets are off.)

 

[shittingpretty]

I noticed that she's holding (nearly choking) a puppy in the uncropped version of that picture.

Spoiler

"My Friday night: worked late, good chats with good friends, and valentines (puppy) kisses #lifeisgood"

I'm so glad it doesn't belong to her. You just know she'd force a "vegan" diet onto a dog.

I literally hate people that force an animal on a vegan diet. Sure, take away vital nutrients from your domesticated animal so you can brag to people that even your dog doesn't eat animal products.

 

[LordAzazel]

Everyday I wake up and check this thread and think "this must be the day she died".

Everyday her body manages to cling to life.

The body's ability to endure things it ought to be killed by is truly miraculous.

 

[Adamska]

Everyday I wake up and check this thread and think "this must be the day she died".

Everyday her body manages to cling to life.

The body's ability to endure things it ought to be killed by is truly miraculous.

Give it a couple of years. A younger person's body can endure a lot of pigshit before it breaks.

 

[DragoonSierra]

I noticed that she's holding (nearly choking) a puppy in the uncropped version of that picture.

Spoiler

"My Friday night: worked late, good chats with good friends, and valentines (puppy) kisses #lifeisgood"

I'm so glad it doesn't belong to her. You just know she'd force a "vegan" diet onto a dog.

I literally hate people that force an animal on a vegan diet. Sure, take away vital nutrients from your domesticated animal so you can brag to people that even your dog doesn't eat animal products.

Honestly for a dog it would prolly be fine as long as you did it right. Dogs can digest vegetable matter. Cats however cannot without some sort of added chemical.
But yes forcing political and moral opinions onto an animal is pretty shitty. One might argue that it inhumane despite it being rather human to do so.

 

[Rihanna Ikari]

The crust on that looks kinda wonky, but other than that not bad. I have a feeling this is entirely stevia-sweetened, though, which would leave it with a rather bitter aftertaste.

...Come to think of it, the recipe for tiramisu calls for eggs and cheese majorly. What exactly did she do here?

 

[creamyfanta]

Looks to me like she used her gross vegan pancake stuff and then stacked them with something as an icing substitute in between and then hella cinnamon on top

 

[Durable Mike Malloy]

The crust on that looks kinda wonky, but other than that not bad. I have a feeling this is entirely stevia-sweetened, though, which would leave it with a rather bitter aftertaste.

...Come to think of it, the recipe for tiramisu calls for eggs and cheese majorly. What exactly did she do here?

My money's on the marscapone, sugar, heavy cream, and egg whites being swapped out for "Nogurt" - silken tofu blended with Stevia and apple cider vinegar. And those "ladyfingers" look like steel-cut oats when they congeal in the bottom of the pan. With Anna, though, that's a best-case scenario. If she could find a way to incorporate #miraclenoodle #miraclerice, you know she would. All the volume with none of the calories, plus a bonus fishy smell!

There's probably Pero brand caffeine-free coffee substitute somewhere in this mess, too. And I genuinely wonder if that's cocoa powder caked on top, or a really ungodly amount of cinnamon.

 

[creamyfanta]

On mobile so no archive.

This is an ab check from her. Absolutely terrifying.

The possessed girl in the exorcist literally looked healthier.

 

[Durable Mike Malloy]

On mobile so no archive.

This is an ab check from her. Absolutely terrifying.

The possessed girl in the exorcist literally looked healthier.

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The comments on this image are, perhaps, instructive.

We've got @aubreyt_, who used to weigh 50lbs, now "recovered" from "GI issues" through the power of Jesus. Disordered-as-fuck.
@caekendahl is a vegan dude who likes commenting on images of very skinny women.
@qineticlive is some sort of business that indiscriminately spams fitness tags.
@brun5150 is a creepy creepy old man.
@burrito_mage is private, but based on its interaction with @margaretpalermo, seems to be a troll account.

If Anna is sincere in her claims of being part of the health and fitness blogging community, she should take a moment to reflect on why her followers are all trolls, perverts, people with eating disorders, and bots.

 

[AnOminous]

"mcsqueels Why calorie free? You are certainly active enough!"

It looks like the diarrhea of a toy poodle.

 

[TheSeaWard]

Many concerned citizens this weekend
Why are they telling her she's beautiful? Isn't that encouraging to her disorder?

 

[DavidFerrie]

Something I just thought of:

If she passes out, or grievously injuries herself -- say, at her gym -- wouldn't an ambulance be called? And if she's taken to emergency, wouldn't there be a chance that she'd be diagnosed as severely malnourished, fed via IV, and then sternly lectured by a REAL doctor to change her diet?

 

[MerriedxReldnahc]

Something I just thought of:

If she passes out, or grievously injuries herself -- say, at her gym -- wouldn't an ambulance be called? And if she's taken to emergency, wouldn't there be a chance that she'd be diagnosed as severely malnourished, fed via IV, and then sternly lectured by a REAL doctor to change her diet?

That's what I would hope, but I don't think they would be allowed to force her into a lifestyle change. Even if they did she'd go back to her old ways and take the word of her fake doctor over theirs.