Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

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MisterMedikour must be shaking his fist right now since the few times he mentioned Lucas in his Year of the Chud recap streams, he claimed that you'd forget about him after he's finished talking about Lucas, especially since now that Lucas been imploding at a rate comprable to The Gunt or Early DSP where he does something that causes him to sperg the fuck out almost daily, from his DSP moment, to Spare Headder's troll, to this new swatting incident.
 
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HorseGirlSupremacy said:
Oh uh, spooky.

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“Fite me irl!”

Look, discord weirdos. I’m going to spel this out for you real clear, and I’ll type slow.

We are laughing at you.
That’s not violence, that’s not threats, that’s mockery.

You can not handle being laughed at.
That’s a you problem.
It don’t involve us.
 
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stalkerchild said:
A fucking judge.... A judge sent swat teams to his house....with a fucking warrant. I may be wrong but how many "swatting" have warrants signed by judges instead of using exigent circumstances to show up?

I get that he was arrested and all but the idea this is a standard swatting is just wrong.
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They got confused and thought they could use @Exigent Circumcisions instead, only to find out that more than just the tip had already been mutilated.
 
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Joshuan Moon said:
most swattings don't come with warrant because they're intended to generate a kneejerk response from police. This one appears to be very different from the form they typically take. Once they found out that the violent crimes were fake, they still needed to investigate the origin of the messages which themselves are a crime covered by the warrant. Saying "someone was impersonating me" isn't good enough at that point, especially if the messages appeared to come from an email or number that is actually his. They already have the warrant so they might as well take the items they need to determine if that "someone else" was actually him. The issue for Lucas here is that they could find any number of other incriminating things while trying to determine the origin of the messages. The advantage for him is that outside political pressure will probably force them to move on and not pursue anything they might happen to find.
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So it's possible set up a swatting that not only causes the police to kick down your door, but also sieze property? That's straight up fucked. Fuck keffals but holy shit dude.
 
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CallMeKiwi said:
I've brought up this user before, but now it's time for episode two of "Twitter lefties get unreasonably mad and blame user Viperwave for something bad happening to Keffals". The reason? He made a joke after the Keffals Twitter account was suspended for a day. Just completely ignore KF or any of the other many enemies Keffals has made. It's definitely the guy who made one joke tweet about Keffals being kinda annoying. (Tweet | Archive)
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One of my personal favorite Twitter arguments, "there are fascists in your following" (citation needed). (Tweet | Archive)
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"Why would you still use jokes from 2009?" Because they're still true, apparently. (Tweet | Archive)
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"people like [insert tweet mildly criticizing keffals] caused the swat"

niggles is convincing people that criticism of him is violence.
 
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LikeAStone said:
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hunter avallone comes out looking the worst I think. His fans obviously hate keffals after he sperged at hunter. Imagine being one of them and finding out that grovelling piece of shit re-donated your money to keffals to "assist in her relocation" which of course means lorre eyes pockets it.

Keffals really struck gold with the le obressed trans actifist shtick. Even though its clear from the findom saga he's only in it for the money the hrt-brain paypigs still turn out in droves to give up 40k of their parents money, or their monthly disability cheques. Even moving the goal higher and higher, practically laughing in their face, they still send it in.

In a just world the police would find the underage catboy pics and put the menace to society under actual arrest. But this is canada we're talking about. They could probably find daisy's destruction on his computer and not do anything about it because that would be transphobic.

I also love how keffals is crying, disintegrating and shriveling because they cant access a computer or phone for one (1) day. And from what I gather that and being called the wrong name is the source of "abuse"
 
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I suppose this social media circus is not entirely unexpected but I have a very hard time believing things went and are going down the way that's been described by Keffals. There's (unfortunately) at least a couple of swattings that happen live on stream every single month, and while I cannot condone the behaviour of the autistic faggots that call them in, most of them seem pretty damn relaxed. This isn't to pretend like being swatted isn't dangerous and wouldn't give me a scare if it happened to me, but there is literally video footage of swattings happening on livestreams out there, dozens of videos from the past few years, where you can see the victims being ordered on the ground and cuffed while heavily armed officers sweep their house/apartment and then 30-60 minutes later when things have been cleared up they just leave. Some of the swatting victims even resume their livestreams. One guy back in June offered the officers tacos after they sweeped the perimeter and concluded that it was a bogus call.

I thought American cops were dangerous psychopaths but apparently they can show more restraint than the Canadian swat teams?

Convenient that a swatting leads to $40k+ (at the time of writing this post) from a GoFundMe because the Canadian police are apparently fucking insane and taking Keffals' shit for no reason, meanwhile a majority of other swatting incidents, while no doubt shocking and uncomfortable end with the officers leaving after an hour with no other problems.
 
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Winter said:
Lucas admits that he's giving kids access to info on how to obtain HRT "in states where it is illegal".
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Is there a specific law against distributing substances like the chemicals Lucas sells from his hrt hub in Lucas's province? If so, then the Keffal's prison arc is possible, albeit not likely, since troons are a protected class in Canada. All I can guess is that he really will need a lawyer if the police find information on his diy hrt shenanigans.
 
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rules of nature said:
This means there's a non-zero chance the leaf police are reading this thread. Remember, they cannot prosecute Americans for hate speech. So NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER
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In which case!
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Hey federal agents! If you want easy access to evidence here you go!
Really sucks Lucas lost access to his Twitter! Looks like deleting evidence might be tough! Shucks!
 
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