Aug 9 2022 - Continuance on Grand Jury, defense filed motion for autism disorder deferred disposition

[lanthanide jelly]

he’s gonna kill barb lol

 

[My Name is Mud]

Whiteknight money

Undoubtedly there will be people who are gonna whiteknight and donate to him, but I seriously doubt he's gonna get even a quarter of what we used to get before. What fans he had now hate him, and he has no Null to help him with his finances any more. Chris will certainly face instability like he never has before.

I think the answer is Chris doesn't actually know how he's supposed to feel about Bob's death. Given the existence of Bobchu, the very notion of death itself seems to be twisted in Chris's mind in that the dead ascend to CWC heaven as sonichus. Hell, specifically in the most recent letters, Chris outright says he believes Barbra to already be dead but the body just won't die. We've seen what his idea of 'healing' is - retroactively - so honestly if he decides that the best way to help his mother is to fucking kill her, he's gonna do it either himself or try to get somebody else to do it.

He's so far absorbed into believing in C-137 that...well, shit, it's basically the fucking plot of Ghostwire where the main bad guy ripped out everybody's souls and tried to shatter the barrier of the worlds of the living and the dead so paradise could be achieved and nobody would experience loss ever again...which also involved Japanese demons and other bad shit coming into reality and generally nothing good was actually going to come of it.

Chris does genuinely want this reality destroyed and replaced with the one where he becomes god, to the point he believes that everything lost in this world has been 'merged' - he literally said as much when Stan Lee died. It's gotten to the point where Chris has even claimed that the merge has happened and cartoons are walking around like it's fucking Who Framed Roger Rabbit. Thus, he's eliminated any sense of responsibility, shoving it off into the new reality to be handled, as there he believes he will be forgiven in all likelyhood for ALL transgressions in his own name.

At this point, I have to say suicide may not entirely be out of the question as the end of Christory should he decide THAT is how he will attain his Merge.

You raise a very good, albeit morbid point. Chris has lost touch with reality, and if his beliefs in alternate worlds and his own godhood are actually 100% sincere, then he might do something crazy even crazier.
If he truly believes in all that nonsense he spouts, then he simply has no reason to care about worldly consequences, the law, or morality. He is God and can do whatever he wants after all, right? Kinda scary.

 

[Ken_Penders69]

Hopefully the district attorney knows what their doing. I hope they throw the book at chris

 

[Dr. Silvestrechu]

Nah, the law in VA prevents them from just releasing Chris into homelessness.

Going by CWC’s tard luck, Barb will kick the bucket a week before he’s released from the slammer, paving the way for Chris’s triumphant return to the temple.

I hope Chris is left alone with Barb at the morgue and gets to take the Barbussy one last time.

 

[My Name is Mud]

Hopefully the district attorney knows what their doing. I hope they throw the book at chris

I hope they throw a whole shelf of books at him. Like, ya know, a big stack of those big heavy phonebooks or something.

 

[Andrew Ryan]

Do you think it's even possible for Chris to return to reality after all of this?
Even if it's as "real" as he was in the 2000s.

 

[Ruin]

I would pay for a bus ticket for Chris to go live with Cole. Two autistic fucks sharing an apt in NYC screams bad 80s sitcom.

Chris has tried to show up to Coleslaw's loft in the past and Coleslaw literally turns out the lights and hides behind the couch until Chris leaves like a sitcom which is deeply ironic because Coleslaw is a pretentious hipster and wannabe film critic who hates situation comedies.

 

[Mason Verger]

Undoubtedly there will be people who are gonna whiteknight and donate to him, but I seriously doubt he's gonna get even a quarter of what we used to get before. What fans he had now hate him, and he has no Null to help him with his finances any more. Chris will certainly face instability like he never has before.

Yeah, the actual true moral high ground white knights won’t be around like before. He’s given a worse name to the tranny and autist communities. And if you DO give him money, you better cool with bankrolling a rapist and god knows what he’ll do with it. Remember, everybody that funded his Everquest trip almost funded a hotel rape session if Bella got her way. Add to the fact it won’t ever be enough and he won’t be even the slightest bit grateful.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

Once you’re hindering Chris and not helping him, he’s done with you.

Chris is basically (and literally) a poor man's version of Donald Trump. Both are childish, ego-centric narcs. I bet it would be funny if one told Chris to his face that he shares the same characteristics of the man Chris made a death threat to. Chris would chimp out so hard.

 

[Haesindang Park]

Do you think it's even possible for Chris to return to reality after all of this?
Even if it's as "real" as he was in the 2000s.

Nope. That ship of what's left of his sanity has long since sailed.

 

[You Dun Boof’ed]

He really might skate. I always kind of knew that it might happen. But the Teflon Tard is at it again. He could probably run Barb over with a stolen police car and get out of it at this point.

Barb better gird her loins because her Girl Dick Daddy is fixing’ to come home and smother her to death.

 

[Optimus Prime]

Do you think it's even possible for Chris to return to reality after all of this?
Even if it's as "real" as he was in the 2000s.

Not a chance. If he genuinely decided to try using his god powers to perform an exorcism, then he legit is doing this god schtick in public and thinks he's helping people.

Which means he genuinely has come to believe all the other shit, too.

2000s Chris would be horrified to see what modern Chris has become, suffice to say.

Chris has tried to show up to Coleslaw's loft in the past and Coleslaw literally turns out the lights and hides behind the couch until Chris leaves like a sitcom which is deeply ironic because Coleslaw is a pretentious hipster and wannabe film critic who hates situation comedies.

When did Chris ever go to New York?

He really might skate. I always kind of knew that it might happen. But the Teflon Tard is at it again. He could probably run Barb over with a stolen police car and get out of it at this point.

We thought he was going to be released last week but then suddenly Grand Jury which points to a felony conviction.

At this point, continuances only hurt Chris by extending his stay at the jail.

 

[Mason Verger]

Chris is basically (and literally) a poor man's version of Donald Trump. Both are childish, ego-centric narcs. I bet it would be funny if one told Chris to his face that he shares the same characteristics of the man Chris made a death threat to.

One difference: Chris seems to have the superior legal representation.

 

[Ruin]

When did Chris ever go to New York?

After the fire Chris and Barbage tried to find a new host. Coleslaw turned out the lights and pretended not to be home. It's on the wiki somewhere.

 

[RodgerDodger]

I don't know if anyone has brought this up yet as I do not have time at work to sift through the thread, but can Chris fuck this whole autism defense thing up with his constant and angry insistence that he no longer has autism, and has been cured of it for quite sometime?

This is Chris. Never dismiss his ability to fuck things up.

Nope. That ship of what's left of his sanity has long since sailed.

Chris on release from Jail. The world it has changed!

I only know for the state of Arizona, but their levels of probation are unsupervised, supervised, intensive (basically house arrest, you have to get permission to leave) and ankle monitor (you have the device and a set schedule, can't leave unscheduled even with permission). A big fail like a failed drug test sends you right back to jail, while a more minor infraction like being late coming home can send you to a stricter version of probation.

How much does it set you back if you stick your dick in an elderly dementia sufferer?

 

[Hogar Grupal]

What if chris life ends with barb shooting him...

It would make up for decades of shitty parenting. She finally admitting she regrets what she brought upon the internet: "I brought you into this world, now I have to take you out."

 

[Nick Gars]

Unfortunately it appears you're reading it just fine. The tard literally might fucking skate.

GOD DAMNIT I WANT MY TARD TRIAL. FUCK THIS GAY EARTH.

RRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Jesus fucking Christ Virginia, stop with the fucking continuances and letting him coast! Hold the fucking trial, stop giving us blue balls. If you're not gonna bother actually doing a god damn thing about the crimes he's committed, then you might as well just fucking let him walk now.

 

[Deborah "Debbie" Grayson]

The longest overdue abortion in history.

And the most justified. No matter how pro-life you are.

 

[Chazzed Up]

You raise a very good, albeit morbid point. Chris has lost touch with reality, and if his beliefs in alternate worlds and his own godhood are actually 100% sincere, then he might do something crazy even crazier.
If he truly believes in all that nonsense he spouts, then he simply has no reason to care about worldly consequences, the law, or morality. He is God and can do whatever he wants after all, right? Kinda scary.

He won't do shit, not to jeopardize his own life anyway. He is however a danger to others, not because he's delusional but because he has no impulse control or empathy. He's like Randy Stair insofar as the "delusions" are just an excuse/cover for other mental illness.

 

[Mason Verger]

It would make up for decades of shitty parenting. She finally admitting she regrets what she brought upon the internet: "I brought you into this world, now I have to take you out."

Chris will leave this world exactly like he came in: exiting barbs pussy screaming and covered in blood.