Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

[MetokurGroomedMe]

I didn't realize tranny was a class

when you hit level 20 in the incel job you unlock the transmaxxing option.

 

[Spergichu]

How the fuck is this a swatting if they had a warrant?

 

[TyrasGuard]

How the fuck is this a swatting if they had a warrant?

Because they said so, duh!
Now go back and keep DFE, innocent people are at stake here!

 

[Dickens Cider]

To any and all trannies thinking to bring violence IRL- lmao! Right.
To any journalists or law enforcement reading this- we archived everything you will ever need to know here- and easily cross-checked with the respective platforms. Hell he’s still got this shit up on YouTube. I’d say it’s all probable cause. You should give his phones and hard drives a serious look through. I’ll bet a toonie you find plenty of interesting deviant stuff.

 

[The Internet Dick]

Either he's full of shit or was sleeping all day like a NEET, I genuinely can't decide.

Keffals' account doesn't bear close scrutiny. The standout parts are where London police--per Keffals--go to great lengths to humiliate him, referring to him as 'him' and by his 'deadname', the ultimate troon sacrilege. For one thing, these cops aren't hicks. London, Ontario has a population of nearly a half million people. Given this is Canada, one of the Wokest countries on the planet, the police would've received intensive, mandated training resembling a mini-course in transgender studies. They would not have gone out of their way to insult or humiliate him because that's just the sort of thing that can get a cop demoted or fired in any urban area in North America. The second thing is the email sent to the police. Keffals calls out the email for its lack of literacy and mentions he was 'deadnamed' in it, as well. Again: this is troonbait. Every troon following Keffal's ordeal will swoon on the nearest fainting couch at the merest mention of a deliberate deadnaming. This is staging intended to generate maximum sympathy.

These details plus the desperate cleanup going on with the Discord server lead me to believe Keffals wasn't swatted. Keffals is likely being investigated. Granted, I could equally likely be wrong, but Keffals is a communist. All communists are filthy liars.

 

[themasterlurker]

How the fuck is this a swatting if they had a warrant?

It should also be noted that if this was a real shooting threat, it would have been signed in minutes and not 10 hours

 

[xQc]

Wait a minute, do you guys think in the email that said he was going to murder people, that the retard to set this in motion brought up the grooming/illegal drugs to minors thing. And that is why they confiscated the computer? Like they wouldn't NEED his computer to prove the emails didn't come from him. Same reason we don't confiscate peoples phones when swatting happens in the US. Food for thought.

 

[7th Dweller of Da'at]

who else is waiting for the headline “Famous Trans Streamer Arrested for Possession of Child Pornography”

 

[Flight Deck]

I've brought up this user before, but now it's time for episode two of "Twitter lefties get unreasonably mad and blame user Viperwave for something bad happening to Keffals". The reason? He made a joke after the Keffals Twitter account was suspended for a day. Just completely ignore KF or any of the other many enemies Keffals has made. It's definitely the guy who made one joke tweet about Keffals being kinda annoying. (Tweet | Archive)
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One of my personal favorite Twitter arguments, "there are fascists in your following" (citation needed). (Tweet | Archive)
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"Why would you still use jokes from 2009?" Because they're still true, apparently. (Tweet | Archive)
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Jesus Harold Christ, of course fucking gryphoneer shows up. You know those insufferable people that almost always type in lowercase, have just the bare minimum of grammar, and have that "haha, observe my cool detachedness and multiple layers of irony" copy-paste online persona yet still get set off by virtually anything and are just generally really fucking stupid? He's one of the worst cases of Internet Brain Damage I've seen.

For what it's worth, I do recall seeing an older gryphoneer schizo tweet (that I wish I could find) where he blamed viperwave/people like viperwave for what happened with the Star Wars sequel trilogy. So gryphoneer also blaming viperwave for something bad happening to keffals solely based for making a joke about keffals being a fucking moron way over their head in eFame (which has only continued to be the case) is only natural for him.

 

[TexOffender]

who else is waiting for the headline “Famous Trans Streamer Arrested for Possession of Child Pornography”

And enticing minors.

 

[AMHOLIO]

If this turns out not to be a swatting but a legitimate raid on his illegal drug distribution activities I will have a literal clitoral orgasm despite not even being female.

You know, as a female, I'll allow it.

The London Police Had to turn replies off on a Tweet about a murder investigation.

Twitter is so retarded it is making my brain bleed. Fucking ridiculous.

ETA: It was us all along! (A)

CLASS TRAITORS

What class are we? The only thing I'd call us is degenerates. How embarrassing.

We don't know if he's facing charges yet. There's a reason they kept his electronic devices and it's not a good one.

I keep thinking about this: why the fuck would they take your phone for a swating? Or even one where they realize it's fake and gay? I could see LucAss willingly gave it to them if he thought "LOOK AT MY PHONE FOR EVIL DOXERS" would work, but then he wouldn't be yelling for it back like an asshole.

Since Lucas and his community are reading this thread from their troon discord, let's get one thing clear: Swatting is the gayest thing on earth to do, and anyone who swats not only deserves a bullet in the head, but will not get rewarded for their faggy behavior, no matter what the outcome was, even if it's another kiwi. Don't be a major faggot, don't swat. Still, however, kill yourself, Lucas.

Oh uh, spooky.

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Couldn't help it:

Mrmac23 in support of sexting kiwi farms users.

Canadian law is a different world. Lawyertroon isn't ququalified.

He ain't qualified even in this country with the type of rhetoric skills he has.



Also: where do you think he'll move to?

 

[MrCunt]

"Press Kit" ? Who does this boy think he is? Donald Trump?

 

[New Account]

When destiny was accused of having CP, the fbi showed up to question him but they never took his computers or phones.

 

[A1 Steak Sauce]

This didn’t archive for some reason, no clue why.

This is true. Lucas, you will eventually be doxed again. You are simply too fucking dumb to not be doxed. You should make sure to get yourself on a do not swat list, assuming you were actually swatted.
(A)

I can hear that in Kanye’s voice. Nice tweet. Kanye was at least somewhat right.
(A)

 

[xQc]

When destiny was accused of having CP, the fbi showed up to question him but they never took his computers or phones.

Destiny isn't also going out of his way on his public twitter saying he's donating thousands to NAMBLA. lmfao

 

[lupinthethird]

Also: where do you think he'll move to?

My first thought upon hearing about the swatting: this mf is fleeing Canada before they find anything.

 

[Migraine Box]

I'm tired of hearing shit from Lucas and his orbiters. Fuck that noise. I need to hear at least something from the officials involved. The investigators, the police that conducted the search, the judge that signed off on the warrant, the local officials/council members supposedly involved. There needs to be some actual facts, hard evidence that literally any of this even happened, not just constant pissing and shitting in each others britches goddamn it

 

[Kel1 shi1]

My first thought upon hearing about the swatting: this mf is fleeing Canada before they find anything.

Start of the Thailand story arc?

 

[catmasterj]

Imagine blaming KF for your own mental health problems

 

[who dare wins?]

So, just saw this morning, catching up on this thread and holy fuck does this read like overexaggerating bullshit.

Some police wear bodycams but not all.

Recently the RCMP did a no-knock takedown of a drug dealer + domestic abuser in my neighbourhood. I saw them bring the guy out in cuffs and they didn't have any rifles on them, so at most they took this guy down with only pistols drawn. London police are different than RCMP but still, it's strange that keffals was apparently deemed more of a threat than this guy who had multiple arrests for violence and could easily have had unregistered weapons in his place.

As far as I can tell, this would be deemed a higher thread due to terrorism. Most western countries take this sort of stuff seriously, mainly because a meth head with a pistol could do something like this. I remember a while back when a dude had supposedly killed his wife and was holding his sister hostage not too far away, they called in the counter terrorism unit assigned to my area into there. It is usual protocol to do this sort of stuff to "box in" the suspect (or make it a barricaded suspect so he does not leave and cause more harm).

The only issue I really find with this is that, why would they immediately go in? They could just stand outside, try and negotiate, something like that. Guess whoever was assigned to this wanted a different approach. He likely does not know who the fuck he is since he is a very small time politician, and thought this was a legitimate threat. Also considering how unstable troons are, I am not surprised they took it seriously. Example that happened in my city (inb4 powerleveling but seriously this shit can happen).

No way

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LUCAS HAS SET OFF THE GREAT LOLCOW MERGE

Oh FUCK, not these cunts.

seriously, this just seems horseshit. Also the quatering getting involved, lmfao. I want to also note, Carabello, how the fuck are you sperging about this. usually a lawyer would give a more concise opinion on this, explain why the police reacted the way they did, their protocols, the laws actually surrounding it. But no, you are a degenrate faggot and cannot do shit.

I'm just laughing at these retards that think they take your shit if you get swatted. You'd have to be fucking stupid to believe they just have Lucas's shit for no reason. I'm just flabbergasted Lucas expected the "it's all a swatting guise and they took my hard drives uwu" to work on his audience, and the fact that it did is just fucking astonishing. The fact we have multiple swats taken place on camera in which this didn't happen just shows he's full of shit. They either have a tip on him, or worse, I mean who the fuck ever needs a lawyer after they get swatted? You've been up to no good Lucas, and by the sounds of it I'm optimistically hoping it's catching up to you. Also fuck the dude who did the swatting, at this point I wouldn't be surprised if it's just a rouge tranny somewhere trying to make more ammunition against the farms.

Lucas took down a $200 tier Patreon sub that had the ability to be given his phone number.

Someone, apparently, took that as a challenge, phished both his phone number and email, and that’s how we wound up here.

Incredible.

my theory, regarding this, might seem a hit out there but I will try and paint a possible picture.

Spoiler: My theories

Option 1
You are in the position of a mod or admin or someone close to Lucas, you have been following him for quite some time and you probably think you are safe and sound. Grooming children, probably getting money from them too, making them play VR chat sessions where you E molest them and other depravities. One day, Lucas probably does something, you have been supporting him for so long, you are his "top guy" as was put in the words of Samir Al-Hyadi himself. However, he decides to delete his $200 Patreon sub tier, why? We do not know, he probably does not need it since he has so many sources of income and he considers that "not enough people are subscribed" and doesn't have a large enough inner circle of cash cows to support him so he basically shuts it down.

However, you were so loyal to him, you believed his cult of personality. You loved him, adored him, all of this sort of stuff. And now he backstabs you like this, removing you from his inner circle and getting a new group in. You are not seen in a favourable light or are simply ignored by your dear leader, and now you are mad. Giga mad, dilating even. So you decide the best course of action is to use his phone number that you texted him on, his email and other private information to make a fake death threat. And now, you are seeing what is happened, but instead, he is grfiting as much as he can, and because you know he is a likely pedophile himself, you know he is probably getting assfucked by the authorities due to CP on his devices.

Option 2
The second option, which I think is a bit more out there is that either whoever this is and keffals were pedophiles in arms, some falling out had occurred due to whatever reason which is around the same time the $200 tier was deleted. However you know him well, and keffals is likely carrying out some insider cold war of sorts against you, amassing people against you and probably prepping something to put out against you and want to throw you under the bus, even your fellow pedophiles. So, having some basic knowledge of technology, you decide to make a fake threat, and have them come to his house not to find any "illegal guns" but child porn to throw him under the bus forever.

I think the second option is more likely, considering the fact I have seen pedophiles online try and do similar stuff. They will do anything to save their own skin, like forwarding information to people to make "beware" of any sort on the pedophiles that they hate and get them arrested at some point so they can keep their abuse going and not have an eye batted on them. Until they are usually caught themselves.

My guess is now Lucas needs the lawyers because they found some depraved shit on his computer and now he is begging and coping over the police not hitting him with the book over child abuse laws because he is "just helping trans youth". Using him, and knowing police these days can crack stuff after a while, they will probably find a huge net of pedophiles and use him as the gateway and probably get him arrested for life or at minimum a long time. So now Lucas is lawyering up HARD, he knows he is going to absolutely get FUCKED and he better get all the cash he can before he gets thrown in the slammer.

Then again I am being optimistic, Police may not do shit because they are lazy or have too much media pressure and as such will leave him alone.

However one thing is for certain, I do not think a kiwi would do this, considering how we specifically not only do "no trolling plans" but how his private email had been phised, alongside his phone number, which then again was somewhat uncertain. His name has been out there long enough, so a kiwi could have done this months before but decided not to, writing up a threat does not take long. Something more is certainly at play, and my guess is some weird civil war among his little troon cabal which culminated in this.