DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[boooof]

hello everyone,

it's been a while since ive checked up on phil but i saw that he claimed that "hackers" attempted to steal $10k from his bank account. that's a lie. never did i ever had online access to phil's boa account and even if i did, it's not worth the trouble to steal the pennies out of his account.

 

[thedingledongle]

Phil thinking of getting a back tattoo when he was younger is hilarious as it is stupid. All because of his sweaty jpegs. What would he have gotten, other than some stupid Super Street Fighter 2 Turbo reference?

I could totally see him getting a paragon/renegade mass effect tattoo

 

[Beverly Sutphin]

In case we're all wondering what days Phil works out, well, it's during his "shower days." It's been noted that he only showers before the night before his day off. The rest of the week, he takes bird baths. So, do with this information with you will.

Shower days. I fucking can't!

 

[Pargon]

hello everyone,

it's been a while since ive checked up on phil but i saw that he claimed that "hackers" attempted to steal $10k from his bank account. that's a lie. never did i ever had online access to phil's boa account and even if i did, it's not worth the trouble to steal the pennies out of his account.

Hey Phil, if you’d like to crawl out from whatever rock you’re hiding under and log into the KF account we all know you have and confront the person you have stated has ruined your life now’s your chance to show the world how fucking dickless you are.

 

[TJGamebox]

hello everyone,

it's been a while since ive checked up on phil but i saw that he claimed that "hackers" attempted to steal $10k from his bank account. that's a lie. never did i ever had online access to phil's boa account and even if i did, it's not worth the trouble to steal the pennies out of his account.

No it was scopely that stole the money

 

[my sweet pantsu]

hello everyone,

it's been a while since ive checked up on phil but i saw that he claimed that "hackers" attempted to steal $10k from his bank account. that's a lie. never did i ever had online access to phil's boa account and even if i did, it's not worth the trouble to steal the pennies out of his account.

I'm sorry but I just watched a video in which DSP assures me that "hackers" did, in fact steal his money, he didn't show a single bit of supporting evidence but again assures me that his legal representation told him to not address this online.
Someone's telling lies and I'm sorry but Phil has a 10 year legacy of honesty

 

[BlackDragoons]

I remember I stated a while back that if Phil was caught red hand murdering some dude and when the evidence would point out he would proclaim "No your lying, I didn't murder anyone"

No I was wrong. He would state "Yeah I murdered a dude, but not that guy"

 

[IHateMyJob]

hello everyone,

it's been a while since ive checked up on phil but i saw that he claimed that "hackers" attempted to steal $10k from his bank account. that's a lie. never did i ever had online access to phil's boa account and even if i did, it's not worth the trouble to steal the pennies out of his account.

As if that asshole would have $10k in the bank. It's long gone and spent on sweaty golden Hogan's. Also it doesn't make sense why would he claim to have that much in his account when he has to beg for those pesky daily bills.

 

[Dona Morte]

I remember Phil's "rainy day fund" talk.
You know the money that's there to be spent?

 

[Nurse Ratchet]

I could totally see him getting a paragon/renegade mass effect tattoo

Come the fuck on. Lol. Tattoo. Yeah. He'd be screamsobbing the second the artist took the alcohol wipe to his onion skin.

Tattoo. Nignog, please.

 

[GotchaNowScumbag]

At least he learnt how to minimize wwe championships in his new daily wrap. I don't know if it's stupidity or arrogance that's keeping that phone on and visible, on his desk, in these videos.

 

[TomBradysVagina]

At least he learnt how to minimize wwe championships in his new daily wrap. I don't know if it's stupidity or arrogance that's keeping that phone on and visible, on his desk, in these videos.

Bet he did it on purpose hoping someone would say "look! It's WWEC again!". Then he'd say how stupid the trolls are, that was only his homepage. Then say that that's proof he never played. He's a smart guy.

 

[actually]

No it was scopely that stole the money

Can't steal what is freely given.

 

[gobsmackedmortician]

Is reporting a fake crime on YouTube a tos breach?

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

In case we're all wondering what days Phil works out, well, it's during his "shower days." It's been noted that he only showers before the night before his day off. The rest of the week, he takes bird baths. So, do with this information with you will.

Shower days. I fucking can't!

Well, we already knew that Phil is a lazy piece of shit who couldn't care less about personal hygiene. This just confirms once again how lazy he is. And he thinks getting water in his ears will cause more ear infections.

 

[ResignedCustodes]

What's a birdbath, is it like a whore's bath? Because that's a better term to use for Phil if so.

 

[Iron Father]

Watch as Kat breaks down and cries LIVE as trolls (and DSP) mention "THE INCIDENT"


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She shakes her head and says "why is this even a big deal?"

Now in 2022 we're supposed to believe it makes Kat cry to hear about it?

Yeah, big X to gout on that shit. There's a running theme here of Phil using "muh family" as a troll-shield. She doesn't give a shit, Phil does. It's his bruised ego.

I've had a personal running theory for awhile now that a lot of Phil's obviously retarded lies ("trolls stole 9k out of my bank without me noticing!") aren't there to fool his fans but rather to fool his wife, in case she watches his content somehow.

Who else would a lie that dumb and bold work on more than his dimwitted wife who only knows what Phil tells her about his finances?

Especially if she has no clue he's wasting so much money on WWE Champions. "The trolls did it honey" is probably his go-to for everything he doesn't want her to know about.

/rant

Edit: others in here have the same theory, so I'm not alone then.

 

[LostMy1stAccount]

They both play mobile games.
Dave said his momwife played some Looney Tunes game.
Couple years ago, Dave mentioned that Khet has her own bills to pay.
Dave also got really pissed when they only got a single internet plan on their flight to his parents and had to take turns playing their games. (So he probably played WWEC right next to her on the flight)
Wouldn't surprise me one bit if they both are whaling in some mobile games.

 

[Iron Father]

He's absolute trash at smash. Beyond trash. Complete dog shit.

The salt Smash produced was glorious.

The game is a unique combination of styles that works just right for salt-mining Phil.

He sucks massive Randy Marsh balls at platforming games, and his ego is eternally tied to fighting games.

 

[RaidenAUndertale]

No it was scopely that stole the money

"It says here some guy named Scopely stole all my money. Tu-huh, can you believe this, gais?"