Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

[The Old Road]

How will Keffals ratio their way out of this one?

 

[Onni Kalsarikännit]

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"If they want me to stop, the next time, they better manipulate the police into pulling the trigger" is definitely something you say after you told how horrible your experience was and how much you feared for your life. And it's definitely something you should say to ze trolls.

Go fuck yourself, Lucas. You are so full of shit.

 

[Kill a Troon for Pikamee]

I'm thinking as others said, they had suspicion of something else, maybe the child grooming discord or the HRT shit

Yeah that's what the cops always do. They stay on guard protecting vulnerable children, and when they have a suspicion that someone might be grooming children and giving them HRT they act immediately to stop it. That's because cops, especially in Canada, really hate transsexuals and other degenerates

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

Swatters can very easily achieve

• Rapid emergency response is going to someone’s house
• Getting on police to break into someone’s house

Somethings swatters can’t easily achieve

• getting someone’s electronics confiscated off them for police evidence

Yeah I really think that keffles was under investigation for something bigger and more nefarious. but the swatted made the police force there hand and quickly confiscate evidence (normally child grooming/pedophilia stings can take months even years)

All this karma is so filling, I can barely eat another bite.

 

[the shoebill]

So, was the trans-elder channel successfully archived by anyone before they purged it?

I do find it sincerely impressive just how much content Keffals has produced in such a short time. Within the span of a few months, she's had more drama, more arcs, more autistic meltdowns, and more hilarious lore reveals than any other cow I've followed. Most cows have maybe one thing as hilarious as the findom fart porn, for example, but that's just par for the course with Keffals.

Say what you will about trannies, but they know how to speedrun.

Just a few months in and we already had a Liquid Lucas episode. LG Life's Good

 

[Übertroon]

Ratio this faggot

 

[Niggerphobe]

Ratio this faggot
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Someone call the tranny patrol

 

[Calzaghe]

I haven’t looked at this since Friday and I have missed 50 pages of content? Someone want to give some rundown?

 

[Benet_Bandito284]

I haven’t looked at this since Friday and I have missed 50 pages of content? Someone want to give some rundown?

Best recap of what's happening so far: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/keffals-clara-sorrenti-lucas-roberts.115295/page-751#post-12678919

 

[lolcow yoghurt]

What are the KF usernames of the cops that swatted him?

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

I haven’t looked at this since Friday and I have missed 50 pages of content? Someone want to give some rundown?

A troon done some troon shit. Again.

 

[AMHOLIO]

Hey, Keffals fans looking at this thread: if the mods won't let you chat about it, make a private or public discord where you can. Or try and convince the mods to make a channel about it. They can't stand you talking about it, yet it's integral to what's going on? Make your own discord so you can.

Or if you're feeling brave, come sign up. We answer questions in a direct manner, don't be afraid of someone calling you mean words on the internet: remember none of us here can hurt you (as long as you don't sign up with an easily traceable username, pick a new one or face the consequences of someone googling it and finding your MLP fanfics).

 

[SNAFU]

How did they find out that the hundreds of screen shots and archives were all photoshopped

 

[AncientPhosphur]

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>feds found the niggler collection

That is a very ugly man who looks like they’re trying to pass as an elderly Jewish woman but has the voice of a prepubescent teen. Looking forward to the Keffals monkeypox arc.

 

[Übertroon]

lol
I 100% believe he owns a STAR M30 and that's why the police were looking for it.
STAR is a spanish small arms manufacturer, the M1919 being known as the Sindicalista model for its popularity among marxists and anarchists.
Obviously Keffals couldn't afford the actual LARPing gun, so he got the modern M30 instead

 

[SpergWatcher]

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How did they find out that the hundreds of screen shots and archives were all photoshopped

Of course Matt had to insert himself into this whole drama at some point. If Null is the last boss of transphobia, Keffals is the last boss of Lolcows. Literally everyone that has a thread in this site is probably connected to Lucas in some way.

 

[AMHOLIO]

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How did they find out that the hundreds of screen shots and archives were all photoshopped

If I could be assed I would photoshop all of these users to say something absurd just to fuck with them.


You know what? Have a 3 minute phone edit so you don't feel left out:

 

[Octavia]

Low effort meme depicting Lucas' response to supposedly seeing a gun in his face, circa August 5 2022

 

[Pill Cosby]

Someone call the tranny patrol

I’m surprised Penny and the other trannies from the Tranch haven’t come in to aid with their machine guns and bazookers drawn on the police.

(Edited because my phone is more dyslexic than I am)

 

[Triple-6]

When the walls come crashing down and KEFFALS is charged with whatever their clan will just claim it's more falsehoods. Nothing can convince them that KEFFALS really is a pedo. Insane