Skitzocow Chris Gillon / Autphag and Spergchan / Sophie Y’Israeli - Autistic North Koreaboo, Also a Man

[Cubanodun]

I've used every rhetorical method in the book and it appears the userbase will just decide what flavour of the day's convention they'll garnish onto their narrow-pallated worldview. Philosemitism is a near-innegotiable beast for the majority of those who've allowed their minds to become so pre-determined.

Fite me in titanfall

 

[VLAD]

I've used every rhetorical method in the book and it appears the userbase will just decide what flavour of the day's convention they'll garnish onto their narrow-pallated worldview. Philosemitism is a near-innegotiable beast for the majority of those who've allowed their minds to become so pre-determined.

Resilient, are you? It seems we'll just have to up the flouride dosage in your water supply.

You'll crack, eventually. They all do.

 

[Trans Fat 41g]

@Autphag this isn't the nineties anymore, why use "Ph" in "Fag"?

Also get some sleep you raving lunatic.

 

[Overchek]

I've used every rhetorical method in the book and it appears the userbase will just decide what flavour of the day's convention they'll garnish onto their narrow-pallated worldview. Philosemitism is a near-innegotiable beast for the majority of those who've allowed their minds to become so pre-determined.

Reading this post is made much more enjoyable when I eat the truffles my girlfriend got me for Valentine's Day. Did you get anything for Valentine's Day, Chris?

 

[Trombonista]

The Jews were making everyone abandon me, and using their emissaries to snap my cards. Also, they had sent my house into a state of disrepair.

Philosemitism is a near-innegotiable beast for the majority of those who've allowed their minds to become so pre-determined.

Goy you dumb.

 

[Chuggernaut]

I've used every rhetorical method in the book and it appears the userbase will just decide what flavour of the day's convention they'll garnish onto their narrow-pallated worldview. Philosemitism is a near-innegotiable beast for the majority of those who've allowed their minds to become so pre-determined.

If the Jews are this powerful, why haven't they just had you killed like so many people before you? It's not like you'll be missed.

 

[Overchek]

If the Jews are this powerful, why haven't they just had you killed like so many people before you? It's not like you'll be missed.

No, you're missing the point. They are TARGETING him with a CAMPAIGN of SYSTEMATIC ABUSE designed to wear away at his SANITY.

I think it's working.

 

[VLAD]

If the Jews are this powerful, why haven't they just had you killed like so many people before you? It's not like you'll be missed.

Killing him is too easy. We just wanna have some fun.

 

[sgetti]

If the Jews are this powerful, why haven't they just had you killed like so many people before you? It's not like you'll be missed.

They're too busy trashing his room, apparently.

 

[introman]

Killing him is too easy. We just wanna have some fun.

My source came through with a BIG find. Here is a google voice of Chris converting to Judaism: http://sendvid.com/xf7ky4h4

I promise to give the homeboy or homewomyn something for this. It's way too funny!

 

[BILLY MAYS]

@Autphag ever heard of the phrase, "Brevity is the soul of wit"?

oh what am I saying of course you don't you autist

 

[GS 281]

I've used every rhetorical method in the book and it appears the userbase will just decide what flavour of the day's convention they'll garnish onto their narrow-pallated worldview. Philosemitism is a near-innegotiable beast for the majority of those who've allowed their minds to become so pre-determined.

How can someone know if what you have to say is valuable or not if it is not communicated in an understandable way? It doesn't seem you have informed anyone. Perhaps you should use your evergy discovering ways to be more persuasive and understandable because thus far you have only wasted your time.

 

[LordCustos3]

Oh, the grandiose, pseudointellectual, antisocial personality disordered Jews

I can picture this yahoo sitting in his double wide trailer staring into a mirror and practicing this verbal diarrhea for hours and hours being oh so proud of himself....Not realizing he is describing himself.
He's probably still upset that he failed that correspondence course and his Rabbi dad is going to give him Sheol over that.
Goddamn, what a living avatar of The Dunning-Kreuger Effect this guy is.
His prolix pseudo-profundities are impressive to no-one but himself.
At least Brad Watson's delusions were entertaining. This guy is just a self-hating drag.....queen.

....a site with a jarring layout that's so aesthetically rapacious....

Waitasec. That bit of pompous word salad is so stupid as to be accidentally beautiful. It makes me want to become a living synthesis of Lord Byron, Oscar Wilde and James Bond and skulk around the casinos of Monaco, being suave, dashing and faaaaaabulous!

 

[Billy_Sama]

@Autphag Are you afraid to eat bagels?

 

[LordCustos3]

I am a macrocephal with a skull circumference +4S.D. of the norm you stupid, overcompensating prick.

Such a shame its mostly bone and water.

Also, about this "Da Jewz did Errythang Bad and dat makes my peepee feel small."
Two things you fail to grasp:

1) The Jews are irrelevant.
They don't "Run the world" behind the scenes. They can barely hold onto their tiny scrap of blood-soaked desert; which they only got because folks felt sorry for them back in the 50s.*
Their culture has withered to a nub. Their religion is a dying cult listlessly practiced by an ever shrinking group of nobodies. Most "Jews" with influence, money or power are only Jews "culturally", and are more likely half-converts to either Christianity or atheism.

2) Jewish isn't a Race.**
Even being a "Semite" isn't a Race.
Cladistically, it doesn't even cut the mustard as a sub-species.
There is only one race of humans. Homo Sapiens Sapiens. The genetic difference between The Jewiest Jew who ever Jewed, the Blackest Black Guy on Earth, The Most Asiany Asian and the Whitest Saltine Cracker in the Trailer Park is alarmingly small. Vastly less than the genetic difference between two dogs from the same breed. We -- and I'm referring to entire human species here -- are horrifically inbred compared to most other species. The Toba Event back in 70,000BC almost wiped us out as a species; our whole human population might've dropped as low as 10,000 people. On a geological scale, we are only recently recovered from that. On the genetic level, we are only slightly less fucked than the cheetah.
With that out of the way, The Jewiest Jew can become a non-jew with a simple ceremony; and the most Non-Jewy person can become Jewish on Tuesday, recant on Wednesday, convert to Buddhism on Thursday and still get confirmed as a Catholic in time for Sunday Mass.

*=Custos's official policy on that whole shitty, stupid situation. Kick EVERYBODY out. No more Israel. No more Palestine. Scrape everything west of the Jordan into the Mediterranean with giant bulldozers; turn it back into Canaan, and anyone who worships any god other than Moloch gets the death penalty. Fuck 'Em.
**=You can already hear it, can you? This dribbling ass-tard is now trying to think up "clever arguments to prove that Lord Custos is a Jeeeeewwwww!!!!ELEVENTEEN!!!!!!"
Little does he know that I'm actually so stereotypically "Germanic", I'd give the ghost of Himmler a woody because of how much of a Nazi Wet Dream I am. Not to powerlevel, but if I got a shave and a haircut I could audition for a Kraftwerk coverband. But, naaaaaah....we all know that Austard won't believe that, even if he saw me face to face. I must be some kinda evil genetic experiment perpetrated by Soviet Israeli Feminists. Yeah, that's the ticket.

 

[Null]

@Autphag where the fuck did you come from? Aren't you property of /cow/? They're going to get mad if you're hoenymooning over here.

 

[High-Tech Redneck]

The Jews were making everyone abandon me, and using their emissaries to snap my cards. Also, they had sent my house into a state of disrepair.

Are you really so autistic that you blame the Jews for your own lack of hygene?

 

[Trans Fat 41g]

I bet @Autphag is going to be swell friends with @MOTHER3EARTHBOUND2FAN

*know's they're banned, doesn't give a fuck
*BLACKS ARE SCUM!!!!.!!!!.

 

[introman]

@Autphag where the fuck did you come from? Aren't you property of /cow/? They're going to get mad if you're hoenymooning over here.

Authphag left /cow/ for being a boring place and posts mainly on minichan.org . He also used to post on /r9k/ and is friends with a bunch of tripfriends from there.

 

[Dynamite Ninja]

I've used every rhetorical method in the book and it appears the userbase will just decide what flavour of the day's convention they'll garnish onto their narrow-pallated worldview. Philosemitism is a near-innegotiable beast for the majority of those who've allowed their minds to become so pre-determined.

blah blah blah. Just shut up and post your dick pics already.