DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
Crazy to think DSP believes he "won" his feud with RTU with that rant.
Of course he won the rant, just like everyone else that asks him questions or attempts to debate him.

1.) Question asked.
2.) Phil bans the individual who asked the question and wins the debate.

Don't you know how it works in the Goutverse?
 
Was listening to a @Piece of Peace video about the Line app and (I hope you're sitting down) Phail doesn't know how shit works again.
His claim is he needs a landline for a cheap bundle (TV/net/phone) and he saves money. However, A TV/net bundle is even cheaper.

With my service, the promotional deals are cheaper if you bundle everything. Then they screw you with big bills unless you're assed to call and bargain with the right people, which many folks aren't going to bother to do. Let's correctly assume Phil is one of those people based on his history.
 
And one of the most striking things in the bank leaks was that he never paid off the lease for his BMW. He still owed them 2k even years later when he began making good money again around 2017. Never do business with Phil because he will not pay you back.
Always do business with Phil because he'll pay you back ten times over in interest and late fees.
It's a buyer's market for minimum payments!
 

What are the odds he pulls this out of the closet next cleaning stream? He'd complains about it being sticky and covered in white stuff that must be paint or something that melted off the walls and only covered this black cat statues massive bust.
If I recall correctly, in addition to the closet full of junk in Phil's office, his house has another small room which is used to store even more of his junk (this is where that chair he used briefly between getting rid of the couch and getting his current chair was kept, for instance) and that's where the figures are stored.
 
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Always do business with Phil because he'll pay you back ten times over in interest and late fees.
It's a buyer's market for minimum payments!
This is the part people miss about the bankruptcy. Phil didn't get off for free, he already paid more than what he owed in interest because he's the idiot that always only paid minimums for many years, along with unnecessary late fees because he didn't think they were significant enough and he's a lazy fat fuck.
 
While the lolcowju fight between dsp and rtu is great and all.

And while hes literally unwatchable, I tried to watch his mvs stream and just constant complaining about things literally not happening on screen like the lag being so bad he couldnt get near the batman as the screen showed him on top of batman.

But something that did catch my attention was call of doody was where this whole dsp lost members, superchats and super thanks came from

Call of doody made a video, edited it, rendered it, uploaded it, private it th em tweeted about it how it might not be true.

Literally something that could have been confirmed in under a min.

Shit, at least when phil makes up shit it's based on a tweet or a headline he barely read.

How do you not just go look for yourself, literally takes zero effort. So little effort phil would do it.

So what gets me is, why go through the effort of making the vid, bringing attention that you made a vid about this only to private it and claim to apologize if it's not true. Something you literally could have checked with no effort?
 
After trying to use Rich as a distraction from WWEC. Phil was gifted another one by Dooty. Dooty fucked up and didn't check if Phil lost memberships and superchats which is easy to check and now we get to deal with another morning of the Copecast with Phil ranting about how we get things wrong blah blah blah Escort Saga. It is all to smoke screen Phil's retarded lies.
 
I believe he took out a 10k loan to move his junk across the country. In 2015 there was a big event I can't remember was it the adpocolype? anyways he stated during this time that he took out a "business loan". And one of the most striking things in the bank leaks was that he never paid off the lease for his BMW. He still owed them 2k even years later when he began making good money again around 2017. Never do business with Phil because he will not pay you back. Apparently these retards at the banks haven'f figured this out cause he keeps getting loans and credit cards.
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I finally got caught up with the RTU vs DSP saga and I find it hilarious that Phil is the bottom bitch lolcow. Boogie, RTU, and Wings all look down on Phil and see him as the lowest point a human can be at. Phil is the only person who is proud of being a failure and actively embraces losing relevance. This rant was something special because it was pure Phil cope about the miserable existence he leads. I don't buy that this was him trying to bring WWE Champions out of the limelight because he only gave us more ammunition with the whole, "trahlls hacked my bank account and made me spend a bajillion dollars on WWE Champions". I think this was him dealing with the fact that things are hitting Phil at all angles and his usual tactic of hiding in his little shell and playing the "I am happy with muh life and wife" card isn't working. This entire rant was just him trying to cope with the fact that he will only ever be known as the dumbass who didn't check to see if the camera was.
 
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After trying to use Rich as a distraction from WWEC. Phil was gifted another one by Dooty. Dooty fucked up and didn't check if Phil lost memberships and superchats which is easy to check and now we get to deal with another morning of the Copecast with Phil ranting about how we get things wrong blah blah blah Escort Saga. It is all to smoke screen Phil's retarded lies.
The escort saga is very interesting. because he was in fact secretly flying in and out a redhead while crying poor... it was just the wrong redhead.

Plus pretty sure he has a micropenis and would like if someone would pegg him from behind with a huge black dildo so some details was actually true.

Dsp loves to bring up this story but if we take out the persons name from the story, its very close to reality.
 
If Rich is a failure because he no longer reviews tech despite his channel being called ReviewTechUSA, does that mean DarksydePhil is a failure because he isn't black?

That's the semantics we're working with here right.
With that mindset, Phil is technically a failure because he never made a real name for himself in the FGC.

He should be known as "The Guy" since that sums up his career as a "content creator".
 
The escort saga is very interesting. because he was in fact secretly flying in and out a redhead while crying poor... it was just the wrong redhead.

Plus pretty sure he has a micropenis and would like if someone would pegg him from behind with a huge black dildo so some details was actually true.

Dsp loves to bring up this story but if we take out the persons name from the story, its very close to reality.
YES! THANK YOU!

Phil wants people to believe the escort saga was bullshit. The only part that was bullshit is that the woman he was flying around the country was much uglier than the escort. That’s it.

All the shit about where the money was going, that stupid fucking instagram post where he held up a sleeve of his sweater pretending he had to keep his energy bill low in the cold, all of that shit was 100% real.

Hi Phil!
 
Boogie, RTU, and Wings all look down on Phil and see him as the lowest point a human can be at
For Wings, that's not true. Wings regularly defends DSP saying he's not so bad, sympathizing with him because of his gambling addiction and being jealous of the money he gets.
DSP 100 000+
Wings 30 000~
Numbers according to Wings
11:04 is the DSP segment if the link doesn't work right.
 
After trying to use Rich as a distraction from WWEC. Phil was gifted another one by Dooty. Dooty fucked up and didn't check if Phil lost memberships and superchats which is easy to check and now we get to deal with another morning of the Copecast with Phil ranting about how we get things wrong blah blah blah Escort Saga. It is all to smoke screen Phil's retarded lies.

That's the worst part since phil JUST sperged out on how detractors make up stuff to ruin his life, even mentioning the escort saga, then doody went like "oh you mean like this"..

Dude, really, wanna tip him while your at it with a message that strokes his ego?

Actually I'm not sure if that is or isnt worse than not just going to dsp's channel and seeing the join button.

The join button that will most likely have a big blue bag bubble explaining what it is.

Derich isnt even that much of a dent....or he might be, but maybe not.
 
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If Rich is a failure because he no longer reviews tech despite his channel being called ReviewTechUSA, does that mean DarksydePhil is a failure because he isn't black?

That's the semantics we're working with here right.
Its even more retarded. RTU is a loser because his channel today is doing something different then it did when Rich started 15 years ago. Changing with the times is for losers. Except when Phil does it. Phil changed with the times because hes a mature business man, which makes him a winner.
 
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