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Awel an Ankoù said:
Everyone's clear on the plan we discussed on our sooper sekret darkweb forum right?
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metroid_fetish said:
Yup. Just received my Aliexpress order for dozens of penis re-attachment kits and we'll be deploying them at 9 AM when all of the trannies are sleeping off their 18 hour long Discord and pornography binges.
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I've rounded up a posse of the best rodeo riders I could find so if our plan somehow leaks out to the catboy ranch we'll hogtie anyone trying to escape.
 
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stalkerchild said:
As an overly optimistic type person, I would like to point out that just because they are being handed back, doesn't necessarily mean the investigation is over.

If they come out and apologize and clear Lucas's name (imagine if they dead name him in the apology) then I will agree it is over.

All this means is they are done with the physical devices. Could already have them backed up.
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It's possible, but I wouldn't hold my breath if I were you
 
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lupinthethird said:
The Quartering be consistent challenge (impossible!)

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Dude was offering support to Kekkles just yesterday
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The Quandering is an insuferable cunt. He has no principles; he looks at this situation as a way for more e-fame. The more e-fame he gets the bigger his head gets and the smaller his face gets; he's like a more boring Dick Masterson.
 
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This whole thing seems so suspicious. The swatter wrote letters to city council, knowing that he was involved in local politics, and purposefully used keffals man name and targeted his mother. The swatter also named an extremely specific kind of gun, which seems completely random. And presumably whatever was actually sent looked kind of legit for them to haul off even the fiancé's devices (unless they suspect cheese pizza). Totally possible that it was just an autist who wanted to hurt keffals so specifically, but I would also put some weight in it being an inside job or a personal attack. It seems well planned, I feel like most swattings are something much simpler than this. Coordinating multiple specific targets for threats and adding all of those details takes way more effort and moral failing than an impulsive 911 call.

Either way, it's so fucking funny how Lucas spent basically 72 hours making a PR campaign. It's kind of pathetic how much he is revelling in how much money and clout he is getting from this. He has made more than $0 streaming and I know it doesn't cost 50k to move even in expensive Canadian cities. No amount of money is going to get their stuff back any faster either. Asking and accepting that much just seems like such a transparent grift to profit off of any victimization.
 
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Blue Whirlwind said:
I imagine he's too retarded to encrypt his hard drive, so there's no reason they couldn't have just imaged the disk before giving it back- plus I imagine if there was any wrongdoing (I would love to be wrong on this, but I just don't see him being a literal kid-porn-having pedo) it would be on discord etc anyway. Shame about the backlash though indeed.
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Images of like, 4 or 5 year olds? I really hope not, and I don't think that stuff is on there. Pics of the teenagers he's grooming on Discord or sending HRT to, though? Definitely. While he might just keep it on Discord, he probably saves it to have backups. These kind of people have like, a sick "collect them all" mindset.

It's never just a few images, it's always a ton of them. A guy at my college was busted for it and he had hundreds of pictures from what I heard. He was part of the anime club so, shocking but sadly not that shocking.
 
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Roccosmoderndeath1 said:
This whole thing seems so suspicious. The swatter wrote letters to city council, knowing that he was involved in local politics, and purposefully used keffals man name and targeted his mother. The swatter also named an extremely specific kind of gun, which seems completely random. And presumably whatever was actually sent looked kind of legit for them to haul off even the fiancé's devices (unless they suspect cheese pizza). Totally possible that it was just an autist who wanted to hurt keffals so specifically, but I would also put some weight in it being an inside job or a personal attack. It seems well planned, I feel like most swattings are something much simpler than this. Coordinating multiple specific targets for threats and adding all of those details takes way more effort and moral failing than an impulsive 911 call.
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My personal theory with the really specific gun is that the person who sent in the fake email threats attached a random gun picture from the internet to the emails (or maybe just a picture of one they personally own) to make it look more legitimate/threatening.
 
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lupinthethird said:
It's possible, but I wouldn't hold my breath if I were you
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Violence King said:
it's policy to take drive images and hang on to them for a bit in the US at least
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Both fair points. And I fully expect this to not turn into anything, but the lack of a full throated apology and making it clear that he is not under investigation is odd.

I am hoping they just got tired of talking to troons all day asking for his things back.
 
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HorseGirlSupremacy said:
Oh he got his porn stash back

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True and Honest!

There's no way they didn't notice his HRT directory scheme in his files. He constantly brags about it on his twitter, so he must have at least 1 file detailing him participating in a conspiracy to procure illegal drugs for little kids. He's also particularly fixated on childrens' genitals, so there might be some other stuff there too
 
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Fuck. It was fun while it lasted.
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stalkerchild said:
Both fair points. And I fully expect this to not turn into anything, but the lack of a full throated apology and making it clear that he is not under investigation is odd.

I am hoping they just got tired of talking to troons all day asking for his things back.
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The police don't return property that might be used as evidence in a future trial.
 
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Glenallen Mixon said:
My personal theory with the really specific gun is that the person who sent in the fake email threats attached a random gun picture from the internet to the emails (or maybe just a picture of one they personally own) to make it look more legitimate/threatening.
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It would be an awfully big coincidence for the random picture of a pistol to be one associated with retarded commie LARPers, though. Searching "Pistol" or "Handgun" is unlikely to pull up many of that particular model.
If your theory is accurate then I'd be more inclined to believe that the SWATer did a bit of research and deliberately picked a Commie-gat in order to sell the event a bit better.

Though there are some flaws with that theory: Allegedly the email was typed as though a retard was at the keyboard, and I don't know if the police would actually notice that the handgun was Antifa-adjacent.
 
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Propane Ganda said:
I was hoping this was a "Hey come down to the station so we can discuss returning your computer" which leads into an interrogation and finally an arrest for CP.

But let's be real, they probably didnt even look at any of the files.
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Leaf cops probably didn't even think about touching the computer/phones/hard-drive
 
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