Sapphixy / Serenity Dee / Sean Simpson / Siobhan Simpson / Asymbina / Asymptotic Binary - Morbidly Obese Lesbian Fetishist With a History of Domestic Abuse

[From The Uncanny Valley]

Dude looks microsephalic

 

[TurdEthics]

Considering most people have their Netflix log-in saved to their devices shows how bad these people want the slug out.

 

[Water-T]

When is the last time zxhe even saw zxhir own feet?


In addition to what has been said before, I really cannot emphasize just how much of this thread is fueled by the odd dynamic of Slug's total social media and lifestyle predictability with the unprecedented and inhuman appearance of the subject.

I'm most shocked that that Human Slug can look in the mirror and truly believe that any woman without severe ocular or mental problems wants to be touched by him.

 

[The Final Troondown]

I'm a newfag to this thread, so anyone mind giving me the TL;DR on Sean's situation?

he's been kicked out of his old apartment because he blew all his neetbux on bulleit whisky, subscription tv and onlyfans, possibly hookers too

naturally someone now needs to give him a free place to jack off to lesbian porn in and hopefully buy all his food

 

[AirdropShitposts]

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>get my feet back under me in the next couple of months

My dude. You’ve had almost four years this September to get your feet under you.

I'm glad he locked these replies because it'd be too tempting to quote his own pictures of his rice cooker/kitchen into the reply about his cooking.

 

[OttoWest]

I'm a newfag to this thread, so anyone mind giving me the TL;DR on Sean's situation?

His estranged wife claims Sean once burned her labia by fingering her after eating hot wings.

At least we assume it was his fingers.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

He was originally notable because of how overweight he is, and how bad his hair is when compared to his uwu picross avatar at the time. He had some notoriety with normies when Jon Lovitz made fun of his appearance.

Huh, I didn’t know about Lovitz. The more I learn about him, the more I like him.

 

[Water-T]

Huh, I didn’t know about Lovitz. The more I learn about him, the more I like him.

Between his stint on Saturday Night Live, his underrated cartoon "The Critic", his part in The Wedding Singer, and beating the shit out of Andy Dick, i did not think it was possible to love Jon Lovitz any more than I already do but he found a way.

 

[Karellen]

Huh, I didn’t know about Lovitz. The more I learn about him, the more I like him.

It starts here

 

[Bubble Ba'ath]

I'm most shocked that that Human Slug can look in the mirror and truly believe that any woman without severe ocular or mental problems wants to be touched by him.

Ah and now we come to my favorite aspect of the Slug: just the total oblivious sense of self-confidence not just on maters of the mind but of the body as well. When....That...is all like 'every day Im catcalled and harassed by horny dudes and hot lesbians just fall over themselves to climb into my bed and get groped by hotwings sauce coated hands', you know you have some fine lolcow vintage.

 

[TurdEthics]

he's been kicked out of his old apartment because he blew all his neetbux on bulleit whisky, subscription tv and onlyfans, possibly hookers too

naturally someone now needs to give him a free place to jack off to lesbian porn in and hopefully buy all his food

Possibly... More like definitely.

 

[Karellen]

Hey @JY's Tampon , Sean made you a new avatar

 

[JY's Tampon]

Hey @JY's Tampon , Sean made you a new avatar
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This one is a masterpiece. The microcephalic bald head, the skin tags, and the nose hair. It's all you.

 

[John Flynt's Axe Wound]

Hey @JY's Tampon , Sean made you a new avatar

Never have I seen a clearer example of someone’s physical attributes reflect their personality. What a gross dude, inside and out.

 

[JY's Tampon]

Hey @JY's Tampon , Sean made you a new avatar
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The poor little kid at the host’s house must have been terrified of this parasite.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

The poor little kid at the host’s house must have been terrified of this parasite.
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And this is why you shouldn’t fuck truck stop hookers.

 

[lindsayfan]

if his selfish transphobic hosts wouldn't stress sean out by witholding the netflix password this never would have happened! they are committing violence

 

[AirdropShitposts]

And this is why you shouldn’t fuck truck stop hookers.

Oh, OH! Shouldn't, I almost wrote this advice lifehack down wrong.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

The poor little kid at the host’s house must have been terrified of this parasite.

I sincerely hope the hosts are using him as a specimen. "See son, this is what happens when you eat too fucking much and stay in bed for days on end. You want to avoid looking like that, right?"

And this is why you shouldn’t fuck truck stop hookers.

And what is he to do if no one else would fuck him? What a tragic dilemma.

 

[Kosher Salt]

I sincerely hope the hosts are using him as a specimen. "See son, this is what happens when you eat too fucking much and stay in bed for days on end. You want to avoid looking like that, right?"

Depending on how old the kid it, it might be an appropriate time for "the talk."

"Son... you know what STDs are, right?"