Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

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Considering the supposed swatting involved threats to gov officials under Keffals' name I could see that being the reason for holding onto hard drives. Keffals is a creep, but threats to gov officials typically aren't taken lightly. I could believe it being official leaf glowie policy to keep the hard drives until they're certain they don't contain potential shit related to harming government personnel.

Personally I wouldn't bet on Keffals being caught red-handed with CP quite yet. It's possible, but it's too early to tell (with too few sources of trustworthy info).
 
There was a lot of "I'm gonna make sure that nothing like this (swatting) ever happens again" talk during Keffals' victory lap stream. If Keffals were really serious about preventing swattings then he would push to have anti-swatting legislation made into law. He could do this by lobbying and encouraging his Canadian fans to reach out to their MPs and ask that they bring the matter up in the house of commons. The coolest part is that he wouldn't need lawyers and a fat stack of cash to do it either.
This will never happen. Despite Lucas' protestations that he is a TRUE and HONEST political activist and totally did real political activism for the Communist party and totally touched grass, he's smoked too much estrogen to figure out that that's his best option. Furthermore it'd remove the ability for him to do it to others so he doesn't want to do it.
 
Okay, what mongoloid fuck thought it was a good idea to give this grifting, lying, manipulative, predatory professional victim about six million free victim points with major publicity on top? I'm really hoping that proof comes out that he did this to himself for the attention, pity and social cred. Swatting is bad enough on its own, but this one was a shit move for about a dozen other reasons on top of the usual ones.
This site has lots of stupid people who think it's a good platform for striking back against people they don't like. It's not worth getting worked up over, you can't control who joins a site and when one person does something dumb everybody bears responsibility for it. It's impossible to maintain sensibility under those circumstances. Best you can do is just appreciate having a place you can express your opinions without getting banned.
 
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He deleted this. Wonder why? 🤔
 
Exactly. All of this is part of a long game now. He talks about suing the cops, moving, anything else he's going to do with the money? Sure, that's what he says, but watch as none of that ever actually happens. Lucas seems the sort to not memory-hole the money, but to have a bunch of half-assed excuses as to why things aren't happening as the weeks and months go by.

Also, I'm not saying there will be further legal consequences for him - troon shield, Canadian police, yada yada - but all the other things that might have been set in motion by the non-SWAT will take months, not hours, to develop. It's taken years for Yaniv to start facing more serious consequences for his insanity. It took at least a month before Jussie Smollett was finally arrested for what we all called as fake in the first few hours.

There's no instant gratification for consequences, and we've just had, what, 100 pages devoted to speculation and thoughts about just 24 hours of Lucas' life. He's thrown a massive boulder into the pond of his life, one of many over a course of just a few months he's tossed in. We've got a lot of ripples still to go, from a retarded troon who we catch out in lies daily and can't seem to stop fucking up.
 
Keffals is one of the roughest 28-year-olds that I have ever witnessed. If his birthday wasn’t known fact, I wouldn’t of believed that he was anywhere near 28. Isn’t estrogen supposed to have a positive impact on your skin? These meds seem to have nothing but negative effects.
Any "positive" effects from the estrogen have been eclipsed by rapid aging onset by keffals' crippling obesity.
 
Did Keffals ever realease what exactly the fake threat email said? If it said that he had CP on his computer, that might've been why the police kept his hard drives. This is assuming that the police weren't already investigating him for that.

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After that GoFundMe, my guess is that he's gonna go on the real vacation, not the bootleg Canadian roadtrip in this meme. Of course, this is completely unrelated to the grift I mean legal fund he's raised.
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"I don't think it's a good idea to bring in more people when we have a housing shortage and the highest homeless population in the country."
"You're clearly a fascist paid off by the transphobic think-tanks."
Because if there's one thing California needs, it's even more mentally ill addicts who want to sell drugs to kids.
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Wasn't he more upset that the police misgendered him over getting guns pointed at him? I guess that also counts as a "senseless attack" to them. Also, no one here likes swatting, and all the grifting just adds another reason why.
Probably nil.

I don't think that the forums or the "swatter" are in Keffals' crosshairs, if anything, this whole thing has been a major boon with both intangible and material rewards. I think that the target of the lawlsuit will be the London police service and that he will attempt to sue them for their alleged misconduct and the "damages" that he suffered as a result of their handling of the case. Keffals might argue that had the London police heeded his brother's warnings and added him to a "no swat list", this whole debacle could have been avoided.

It's a bit tricky because this isn't really a case of swatting in the traditional sense. Your run-of-the-mill swatting usually involves some idiot ringing the police to say the "[Streamer] is in crisis, has a [Insert choice of deadly weapon here] and is an imminent threat to [themself/other(s)]". Police respond to what they believe is an immediate danger, no warrant or item seizures required, blah blah blah, you've seen it countless times before.

In this case, Keffals was a suspect in what the police had reason to believe was a domestic terror plot and the police had no choice but to investigate. They weren't going to just going to take his word for it and send him on his merry way without checking his devices and bringing him in for questioning. What damages were there beyond some early stage Twitter withdrawal syndrome and mild sleep deprivation?

There was a lot of "I'm gonna make sure that nothing like this (swatting) ever happens again" talk during Keffals' victory lap stream. If Keffals were really serious about preventing swattings then he would push to have anti-swatting legislation made into law. He could do this by lobbying and encouraging his Canadian fans to reach out to their MPs and ask that they bring the matter up in the house of commons. The coolest part is that he wouldn't need lawyers and a fat stack of cash to do it either.
I'm pretty sure he's just gonna sue for the police deadnaming him, which is probably a hate crime in Canada. That seems to be what upset him the most about the ordeal.
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Lucas, please stop being a retard. You aren’t going to ratio the swatter.
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This whole "I'm not backing down, haters come at me harder" attitude is what got him swatted in the first place, continuing to double down is a terrible response.
 
For those that don't know, "FUPA" was a legal fund create by ethan klein✡ after he and his wife got sued, named after his own word for his gunt. It was over 100k he crowd funded to pay for his legal fees, even though they got millions from a mobile game or something to use. They said it would go to legal defense for other creators who got copywrite striked. But the money disappeared afterwords and he never brought it up again. I think someone asked him about it years later and ethan just deflected and nonanswered.
Didn't he do this with the Uvalde shooting as well, set up a crowd fund and then it just vanished? Josh mentioned it in the Discord Pride episode of MATI.
My top theory right now is that this email threat/not-swat situation is a Lucas-orchestrated false flag to get money and attention. Everyone is talking about how Lucas is just like Ralph but I think that after the findom shit didn't work out, he took a page out of DSP's book.
 
Everything is calm in the eye of the troonstorm. Your mind is lucid and bright. The mindbending phylogenetics appear more distant and, to be fair, a little ridiculous. The great Tranny Mystery has cleared up. All that's left to do is to verbalize your thoughts - go and talk to Keffals about your newly-found insights.
 
Also @Otm Shank what did your high school buddies think of ol lucas anyway?

We've all had good laughs punctuated by surreal, melancholic nostalgia. The consensus seems to be that Lucas has real sociopathic tendencies and that he has never shied away from manipulating or otherwise exploiting people. One acquaintence seems to think that Luke having an online following - especially one as naturally cult-like as modern day gender benders - is legitimately dangerous. This swatting event seems to support that hypothesis. A few of my friends are even aware of internet subcultures to some degree or another. One friend in particular knows all about Kiwifarms, lolcows and the rest of it. This person was also very close to Lucas and our mutual amusement at the contents of this thread have been unending. You lads keep it up.

Hearing that Luke knows who I am is not surprising; I've been told that I communicate with a distinctive diction. His claims that I am a 'transphobe' who never supported his transition are untrue to the level of absurdity.

Luke, you know the truth. You know who introduced you to his female friends so they could help you with clothing and makeup. You know who lit that bonfire where we burned your old 'boy clothes'. You know who suggested your first girl name - the first of many. You know who wronged who you creepy fuck.

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On March 27th, 2022. A self-proclaimed former friend of Lucas would chime into the, at the time, fresh new thread. We would later learn, through Null that this highschool friend of Keffals is in fact who he says he is. However, with the power of hindsight we're able to verify many things he said back then with evidence we found later on. Enjoy the examples.

Godsneed sir, godsneed.


Okay... this is epic.
 
I know I am optimistic AF. Are GFM still going to keep that 70k donation money if Keffals keep increasing the donation limit? If so, I hope one jealous tranny goes scorched earth and starts to air his dirty laundries to try to cancel him so his paypiggies will try to refund their money.

Nothing is sweeter than to see a greedy grifter losing their big payday and possibly losing their source of income.
 
Considering the supposed swatting involved threats to gov officials under Keffals' name I could see that being the reason for holding onto hard drives. Keffals is a creep, but threats to gov officials typically aren't taken lightly. I could believe it being official leaf glowie policy to keep the hard drives until they're certain they don't contain potential shit related to harming government personnel.

Personally I wouldn't bet on Keffals being caught red-handed with CP quite yet. It's possible, but it's too early to tell (with too few sources of trustworthy info).
On one hand you'd think he'd be more openly panicked if his drives had CP on them, but on the other hand maybe he's gambling on citing muh hate crimez and muh tranzfobia and rallying a defense full of braindead "progressives" who'll stand up for him no matter what.
 
WTF is with these trannies not knowing the most basic things about hair care? They're either pure grease like Erin Skinwalker or they've never even heard of conditioner, like cock waffle up there.


And here I was thinking "he passes as an ugly girl here" LOL
 
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The instant he could touch those funds, he took them. Fucking hell, he doesn’t even need to wait to the end of the month with how much he has.
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We're pre-loading that new dox like I pre-loaded Red Dead Redemption 2 in October 2018 a few days before the release date.

(this has no relevance ive just been playing rdr2, but we will post Lucas' new address nevertheless)
 
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> Make fun of and say horrific things about Keffles? Get a minor reaction and maybe even a laugh out of him, no real repercussions.

> Say nice things and try to help Keffles sweep up his groomer circle? Gets fucking unpersoned, blocked and banished from one of the largest trans communities.


Say it with me kids;

YOU GET WHAT YOU FUCKING DESERVE
 
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