DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Adebisi]

i don't care what happens to phil, if he's gone forever, fine, if things are made significantly more difficult for him, fine, if he has to move back in with mom and dad, fine

anything is fine, as long as it's bad and it's happening to phil

I just hope he is streaming if it goes that far. I would love to hear a 45 min rants from his old room divorced and alone telling us his life is good and how detractors and trolls are worse off than him

 

[Yung Dalph]

View attachment 3587261

I dunno Dave, maybe you should care.

That's kinda funny because the wings007 videos are trash as fuck. Basically doody level of quality and somehow even more clickbait.

"Wings DELETES DISASTER RACISM STREAM" a video in which wings complains about trolls for like 20 seconds, plays Siege badly and just sits there quietly. Video is at least 10 minutes long for those sweet midrolls.

Doody is on the same shit. At some point it doesn't matter if they're spreading misinformation or straight up making shit up as long as the ad revenue keeps going.

The Alex Jones of trolling.

 

[gettingthatgrooveback]

View attachment 3587261

I dunno Dave, maybe you should care.

Pretty much every Wings detractor is an a-log. They're pathetic. I don't want them to migrate here.

 

[DeeTracktor]

Oh no, the Wings trolls are going to call Phil fat with a $5 Superchats

I bet Ban Ban Burnell is quaking in his boots

 

[snort beg snort]

DSP deserves so much worse than Wings ever has.

 

[JPG]

 

[DeeTracktor]

DSP deserves so much worse than Wings ever has.

So why dont YOU do something then big boy?

 

[ResignedCustodes]

Oh no, the Wings trolls are going to call Phil fat with a $5 Superchats

I bet Ban Ban Burnell is quaking in his boots

"Thanks for the money, dummy."

 

[grump]

View attachment 3587261

I dunno Dave, maybe you should care.

wait. You have to actually sit through a lawlcow's material to be a troll/critic of them? huh...I guess I've been doing it wrong. Maybe I'll have to hand in my detractor card. Don't think I can bring myself to endure a significant amount of raw phil khantent.

 

[Lazycunt]

Am I in the dsp thread or the fatfuck thread because everyone keeps talking about wings and his trolls like they are some fucking force of nature, can all the wings immigrant's kindly fuck off to their own country.

 

[NursezillaX]

Its even more retarded. RTU is a loser because his channel today is doing something different then it did when Rich started 15 years ago. Changing with the times is for losers. Except when Phil does it. Phil changed with the times because hes a mature business man, which makes him a winner.

Just to add to how much more retarded it is, don't forget that almost every change that Phil's made has been pivoting to doing stuff he ragged on for literal years, insulted others for, and said that you'll 'NEVER see me doing that'. He's an obvious hypocrite for criticizing other people for changing their content from what it once was since he's done the exact same thing, but he's also a complete fucking sell-out and a whore. Instead of changing by doing something new or original, he just started doing the same things he always shat on other people for doing, and no amount of retconning the fact that he dresses up like a fucking for money into it actually being some kind of satiric commentary on Twitch thots is ever gonna change that.

 

[Corpun]

View attachment 3586862View attachment 3586863View attachment 3586864

EDIT :

View attachment 3586876View attachment 3586879

Smells like he is prepping for a Twitch return, because otherwise he would have another half hour rant about Twitch being archaic and fucking people over. Especially with all the Wings dickriding he has done.

View attachment 3587261

I dunno Dave, maybe you should care.

If Wings trolls are as savage as I've heard Phil will appreciate how passive his detractors are. We're content just watching Phil crash and burn and that has probably given him a feeling that dah trahlz are ultimately harmless to him within pignosis.

I feel like most of us here enjoy seeing Phil squirm and suffer, and don't want to see his story come to an abrupt end

Schrodingers Lolcow, you both want your cow to crash and burn yet at the same time need them to continue going for more entertainment.

 

[Wings007]

I’ll be over soon

 

[Lord_Point]

Just to add to how much more retarded it is, don't forget that almost every change that Phil's made has been pivoting to doing stuff he ragged on for literal years, insulted others for, and said that you'll 'NEVER see me doing that'. He's an obvious hypocrite for criticizing other people for changing their content from what it once was since he's done the exact same thing, but he's also a complete fucking sell-out and a whore. Instead of changing by doing something new or original, he just started doing the same things he always shat on other people for doing, and no amount of retconning the fact that he dresses up like a fucking for money into it actually being some kind of satiric commentary on Twitch thots is ever gonna change that.

I also love that he glosses over the fact he used to review fast food, did a cooking show, and did unboxing videos of nerd box. Was that true to the spirit of his original channel intention? Did he love doing those videos, then why isnt he doing them now?

 

[PenskeMaterial]

Derich autism galore

I prefer Derich when he's tweeting obscenities at the dregs of society over spamming the chat with 'fun facts' from his autismo brain.

 

[FormerPro]

I've now decided in my head (based on 0 evidence) that one minute man is Derich's parents who found out about Phil when Derich stole their credit card to get a membership and so contacted Phil "behind the scenes" to donate him money each month because they'd rather have their mong son watching a 40 year old scammer play games badly than jacking it to scat porn or little girls on Youtube and this is who Phil is referencing when he talks about people telling him every day his content "helps them" and has "worth".

I hope to see this theory reported as fact in the next Doody Streams video.

 

[snort beg snort]

So why dont YOU do something then big boy?

No

 

[EmpGulcasa]

It'd be nice if the Wings trolls came over and actually gave DSP something to complain about but I'll believe it when I see it. Not getting my hopes up.

 

[RaidenAUndertale]

My personal dream scenario is Phil being forced to do collab streams with the Gunt on cozytv.

I have a multiple choice version of this:
1. Have Phil forced to do a stream/meet up with his most autistic and vile retarded fans (preferably Derich)
2. Have Phil forced into a debate/convo with a competent person about ANY TOPIC to see how much of a sperg he really is.

I've now decided in my head (based on 0 evidence) that one minute man is Derich's parents who found out about Phil when Derich stole their credit card to get a membership and so contacted Phil "behind the scenes" to donate him money each month because they'd rather have their mong son watching a 40 year old scammer play games badly than jacking it to scat porn or little girls on Youtube and this is who Phil is referencing when he talks about people telling him every day his content "helps them" and has "worth".

I hope to see this theory reported as fact in the next Doody Streams video.

Rate me autistic, but I can see this being a real posibility.

 

[Agent Proper]

With the Wings crowd coming over we might get a late Summer luau. Phil has been on edge since he had WWEC on his phone. The Piggy Panic is real, and after a slow night he'll lurk here while eating a lunch meat sandwich while the horse cries. Hi Phil, better get ready these Wings boys sure know how to party.