Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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What is the likelihood that Pat is plagiarizing this Twizzlers story from a completely different Red Vines related experience some bigger fish(metaphorically) he fatly looks up to had?

Personally I think it's high, like his cholesterol.
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Pat's so fat being beaten with high sugar foods is probably his fetish.
 
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Melissa Sanchez said:
She ironically runs an seo company. SEO is certainly at the bottom of the ladder in terms of high-paying fields, though it is a service that businesses need, and it isn't as easy to ship overseas as you need a good grasp of the English language in order to do a good job. She said in an interview that she learned SEO from a previous employer, then started her own company.
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Big Niki has the equivalent of a local mom and pop “online marketing” company. As someone who has hired legit companies that optimize all your business’s online shit, the real niggas cost a pretty penny (depending on scale of the project, it can go into the high six figures per month — for a medium-sized company that does very good revenue). Niki is only an option for small businesses with next to no budget or who don’t know any better. Is she even Google certified? In any case there’s no way she pays her bills with what she makes servicing $500/month clients.
 
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JJLiautaud said:
I dont like it when the rascals use Nikkis name to fuck with people it serves almost no purpose shes done nothing to harm anyone and isnt grossly fat like Fat Rick and shes pretty quiet on the socials, plus she helps keep african american ypuths off the street by uhh "entertaining" them.
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Tough shit, she's married to him and under Wisconsin law, entirely liable for the disgusting acts of her husband. Quasi should collect against this idiot cunt whore.
 
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John Andrews Stan said:
Big Niki has the equivalent of a local mom and pop “online marketing” company. As someone who has hired legit companies that optimize all your business’s online shit, the real niggas cost a pretty penny (depending on scale of the project, it can go into the high six figures per month — for a medium-sized company that does very good revenue). Niki is only an option for small businesses with next to no budget or who don’t know any better. Is she even Google certified? In any case there’s no way she pays her bills with what she makes servicing $500/month clients.
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Some people have speculated that maybe Niki's mom pays Posts By Ghost through one of her shell companies and uses Niki's business as a tax avoidance / money laundering scam.
 
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Two retarded tweets for the price of one. Fatrick the music critic is always good for a laugh. Nothing about his Aerosmith observation is even remotely accurate. They are literally one of the biggest selling rock bands of all time, they formed in the 70s, have a combined age of nearly 300, and are still touring. Does he think that don't wanna miss a thing was their debut? There are so many fucking bands this dumb opinion could apply to, but Aerosmith is not one of them. He might as well be saying the Beatles have vanished from pop consciousness because they haven't had any new singles in a few years. He truly believes that he has his finger on the pulse of pop-culture and group consciousness. How does he manage to fuck up every take so badly? He can't even have an opinion without it being objectively wrong. A few minutes of basic research can obliterate nearly every single dumb thing he says.

Seeing Patrick talk like a Cockney sparrow makes me really hope someone kicks his fat teeth in.
 
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r00 said:
Nothing about his Aerosmith observation is even remotely accurate. They are literally one of the biggest selling rock bands of all time, they formed in the 70s, have a combined age of nearly 300, and are still touring.
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Holy Christ, if I personally tried to come up with something so stupid only Porque Squealer could possibly say it, I couldn't have imagined anything this literally retarded, short bus, 1.2 GPA brain-damaged stupid.

One Aerosmith lyric does come to mind when I think about Squealer.

DUDE LOOKS LIKE A LADY.
 
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CatboyCumDump said:
looks like it's a troon named Daisy Grant, nuked Twitter after that was posted:
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looks like ethan ralph if he trooned out ten years ago
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Haha eww

The story reminded me of Niki because lonely drunk lesbian, but finding out it's a dude in a wig makes more sense - that's just classic AGP sex predator shit.
 
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Holy Christ, if I personally tried to come up with something so stupid only Porque Squealer could possibly say it, I couldn't have imagined anything this literally retarded, short bus, 1.2 GPA brain-damaged stupid.

One Aerosmith lyric does come to mind when I think about Squealer.

DUDE LOOKS LIKE A LADY.
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Its such a retarded thing to say, if it wasn't Patrick i'd think he was trolling. It's such entry level bait. Pick any artist in the rock and roll hall of fame, imply that they are unknown, irrelevant and didn't actually ever do anything noteworthy, while getting basic facts about them wrong, and then sit back and see how many people point out how retarded this is. It's so perfectly balanced against his other approach to music critique, which is pick a derivative, fly by night band from 15 years ago like Wolfmother, and say that their most heavily promoted, popular releases were actually cutting-edge underground sleeper hits that everybody missed.

PINK! Is his fart blanket's color
 
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